The years I was a birdman

Chapter 57 Urban Legend
In the peaceful midnight, suddenly there was a loud closing sound of the door.

A man and a woman in love woke up from their sleep!
Why did he panic when he should have a bright future?Why is her face livid when she is in her prime?
Why did an injured black bear break into a house?How did a beautiful peacock turn into a couple's nightmare?

Is it a lie?Is it desire?or stress?Please pay attention to this issue of "Urban Legend" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - the beast in the dream.

Hello everyone, welcome to "Urban Legend". I am the host Guo Renyuan.

Recently, at 32:[-] in the morning, a police station in a certain district of Harbin received a report from the masses, saying that a vicious fight had occurred in a certain community, and the serving police quickly dispatched to the scene.

At 54:[-] in the morning, the police arrested a criminal suspect who was seriously out of control. The man was naked, with multiple soft tissue bruises all over his body. He was suspected of being hit by a heavy object on the head. Qing, shouted at the police that he had been beaten by a big black bear and a blue peacock. According to preliminary investigations, the man named Mao Tao (pseudonym) was a senior executive of a company and had no previous history of mental illness.

At the time of the incident, Mao Tao's girlfriend, Jiang, was also at the scene, but when the police questioned Jiang, Jiang seemed too scared to speak. Experts preliminarily concluded that the two were melancholic fantasies caused by huge social pressure. Syndrome, this symptom is very common in a fast-paced society, but it is rare for two people to have an attack at the same time. At present, the two have been sent to the Second Hospital of Harbin Medical University for stable treatment. In this episode, our program specially invited senior Professor Cao Dehuan, a psychiatrist, please discuss with us the problem of decompression in modern people under severe social pressure. Hello, Professor Cao.

The camera on the TV switched to one side, a Mediterranean bald man wearing a toad mirror nodded to the camera, and then said: "Hello host, everyone."

In Fuzetang, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were sitting on the sofa watching this episode, laughing so much that the snot bubbles were about to come out. Li Lanying was holding a bag of Copic in his hand at this time, and then laughed and said : "Look at this old bastard, did he say that he has a nose and eyes, as if he knows better than the two of us, oh my god, I laughed so hard, hahahahaha!!"

Zhang Shifei looked at the two prostitutes on the TV, and he was about to die from laughing. He thought to himself, you said that the TV is also wicked now, and you even changed your name to your uncle.

Mao Tao, Mao Tao, you are really famous this time, but who can blame it?If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself. In folk sayings, it is called deserved, and in Buddhist terms, it is called retribution.

Think you are usually hairy and give him back? Calling others monkeys is now regarded as a mental illness and used for human research, even if it is an explanation for those women who have been harmed by you!

The TV show continued, and the host asked the professor beside him seriously: "Professor Cao, you said that the pressure in today's society is so great that these two men and women with bright futures are sick at the same time. What's going on? , Also, what do the black bears and peacocks they see represent in the spiritual realm?"

The Mediterranean adjusted his glasses, and then said seriously: "Yes, it is like this. As the host said, today's society is fast-paced and under great pressure, so audience friends in front of the TV should properly relax after work." one time."

Isn't this the answer to the question! ?The two laughed harder, Fatty Li burst into tears, and his huge belly went up and down with the laughter.

After the host finished listening, he nodded seriously, and said, "Oh, that's how it is. Okay, thank you, Professor Cao, for coming to the show today, and thank you all for watching today's show. Goodbye show."

After the show was over, Zhang Shifei turned off the TV, and the two of them still kept laughing. Indeed, this matter was too relieved. Although the two had fought countless times before and beat up many people, this time, it was undoubtedly The coolest.

Mr. Cui was sitting next to him, with a cigarette in his mouth, and he didn't light it. Seeing that the two of them were almost smiling, he held his nose and said to them, "Come on this time."

"It's so cool!" The two replied. I have to say that after this incident, the two of them have matured a lot, and their views on this split have also undergone earth-shaking changes. Lu and Buming are amazing. In comparison, the two of them look very immature. If Mao Tao had been beaten that day, the two of them would be far less happy than they are now.

After going through this incident, the two of them really realized that they really lacked practice. When Mr. Cui saw that they were having a good time, he coughed and said, "It's fine if you are happy. Remember, don't be blindly impulsive in the future." , this will not bring any good results, use your brain more in everything, understand?"

The two nodded, and Zhang Zhengfei felt more and more that the split was not simple, so he asked: "By the way, splitting up, you are not a few years older than us, how can you see it so clearly?"

The branch smiled wryly, then sighed, and said, "It's not thorough. I used to be more impulsive than the two of you, but I have experienced this kind of thing a lot, so I understand it. I know what I said to you two is not good enough." , Forget it, practice slowly, now that you two have money, how do you plan to spend it?"

The two shook their heads in unison, Zhang Shifei looked at the fat man, who had an expression of indifference, so Zhang Shifei said, "We have already planned the money, and we will give it all to Song Lijun. She is more stable now. She was admitted by Uncle Li's company, and now she has a place to live, the staff dormitory. Seeing how thin she is, let's make up for it, as compensation for Mao Tao.

In fact, if these words were put in the past, it is estimated that Zhang Shifei himself would not believe it. How could these two selfish people care about other people's lives?But after this incident, the two suddenly discovered that doing good deeds is so happy.

After listening to Mr. Cui, he nodded with some relief. It seemed that his hard work was not in vain, so he turned around and took out another wad of money and handed it to the two of them, saying: "This is your money, don't talk about me. Selling counterfeit goods to deceive you, now you two take it back, and then how to buy a cigarette and take a taxi or something."

Zhang and Li laughed, and Zhang Shifei took out two or three old Maotou from Mr. Cui's hand, but he didn't take all of them. He said, "You don't have to return them all. It's a waste of money if you put them in our hands. What did you say?" Yes, what we bought was experience."

Seeing what Zhang Shifei said, Li Lanying didn't feel very embarrassed, so he didn't take all of it, but he felt uneasy because he didn't have any money in his pocket, so he took some more, about four or five thousand, which was his salary this time. .

Mr. Cui smiled, then removed the cigarette dangling from his mouth, and asked again: "Then what are your plans in the future, do you still wander around except every Saturday?"

Zhang Shifei shook his head, then stood up with Li Lanying and said, "No, that's too boring, it's a waste of work, and it's far less interesting than coming to work with you, ah, by the way, what is this?"

After finishing speaking, he took out the demon egg crystal from his pocket, and Mr. Cui took it, leaned back on the chair, and said, "I don't know too well, let's call it demon egg crystal for now, anyway, it's demon egg crystal." Put the one on the egg with me first, you two, if you want to work with me for a long time, then come here to work on time at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, as agreed, you will be fined [-] for being late every time."

The two shrugged and said, "I know."

After finishing speaking, they turned around and walked out of Fuze Hall. They had already returned to their human bodies and left the two beast bodies in Fuze Hall. Now that the matter of Song Lijun had come to an end, the two of them were The whole body is relaxed, although things may be more disgusting in the future, but the two of them don't care at this moment, you have to ask why?
Feeling, a feeling of fulfillment.

It is now [-] o'clock in the evening. Instead of going home first, the two of them found a small restaurant nearby and wanted to drink some celebration wine. Now that the two of them have received their first labor income for the first time, how can they do it without celebrating? ?
Not to mention, the money I earned is just so righteous!The two felt very happy, but at the moment they knew that it was not easy to earn money, so they didn't dare to ask for more. They ordered a plate of dry fried lungs, a plate of pork belly, and a plate of home cold food. They also ordered six more. A bottle of Harbin beer, wiped the quilt carelessly with a napkin, and poured beer into it. The iced Harbin beer was very foamy, and the two of them felt cool after one gulp.

happy!they thought.

But when this person is happy, he tends to drink too much. After drinking three bottles of beer, each of them ordered two more bottles. After drinking, they felt dizzy and dizzy. , it was past ten o'clock at this time, and Fatty Li burped while picking his teeth with a toothpick, and then said to Zhang Shifei in a somewhat wretched way: "Old Zhang, you see we are so happy today. We have been so happy since we entered Yingzhou. I've never had such a good time, you said, wouldn't it be too sorry for the audience if there is no show? Or, let's have a good time later?"

After finishing speaking, he took out his mobile phone from his butt pocket and opened a notepad. The address on it was also recognized by Zhang Shifei. It was the kind of indecent sports place provided by the driver when he took a taxi that day.

(As soon as the update is over, there will be another chapter tonight. The names of the programs and characters mentioned in this article are purely fictitious. Here is a disclaimer. Any similarities are purely coincidental. I hope everyone will not be seated on the same number, thank you.)
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