The years I was a birdman

Chapter 97 Thank You For Your Care
Thank you for your care, as the name suggests, it means thank you for your care, although this explanation is the same as no explanation.

When the egg demon heard what Zhang Shifei said, he was stunned, wondering what the four words that came out of his mouth meant?Didn't you mean ruthless tricks, why did such a nonsense come out of thin air?
Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying sneered wretchedly. How could the egg demon know that this piece of right and wrong's ruthless trick is really called "Thank you for your attention." '

As the name suggests again, thank you for your care, thank you for your right hand, and take care of your left hand.Concentrate the celestial bone energy in both hands, and then strike out suddenly, thus generating two powerful forces.

Speaking of this skill, we have to start more than a week ago. At that time, Zhang Shifei had just become familiar with the use of fairy bones. Because Mr. Cui had told him before that his fairy bones were the same as Mr. Cui's. The popular explanation is magic spells. type, but he couldn't imagine how to use it to have a spell.

Ever since he lost completely to the egg demon Fifteen last time, he vowed to take revenge, so he put down his airs and asked Mr. Cui for advice, and Mr. Cui naturally helped him with his duty.

Mr. Cui said to him: "Actually, fairy bones are not that complicated. The most important thing is that you have to clear your mind. If you say this thing is like self-hypnosis, do you understand?"

Where did Zhang Shifei go to understand? He naturally shook his head. Mr. Cui didn't know how to explain to them, so he wanted to explain everything with practical actions, so he called the two of them to sit on the sofa, and then took them out of the back room. A white porcelain teacup, and then smiled wretchedly at the two of them. They didn't know what he was going to do, and they were a little confused.

I saw that Mr. Cui went into the toilet with a teacup, and came out after a while. There was one-third of the liquid in the teacup in his hand, which was light yellow, and anyone with a little head could guess that it was what.

Because no one makes tea in the toilet.

At that time, Zhang Shifei was a little puzzled, so he asked Mr. Cui, "I said split up, what are you doing with a cup of piss?"

Mr. Cui gave a wretched smile, and then came to the opposite side of the two, dipped his finger into the cup, took out his finger and licked it directly in his mouth.

The two suddenly turned pale with shock.

I saw Mr. Cui put the quilt on the coffee table in front of the two of them after finishing the action, and then said to the two: "Okay, you two imitate my actions now, and I will explain to you later!"

Li Lanying was anxious at the time: "It's too embarrassing not to take you separately. You drink urine by yourself and let us accompany you! I won't do it!"

"Stop talking nonsense! If you don't follow suit, you won't be able to get any benefits from me in the future! You can figure it out yourself!" The branch yelled at Fatty Li impatiently.

The two of them were at a loss for words immediately, there was no other way, their own future was still grasped in the hands of this branch, and it was impossible not to follow suit.

Zhang Shifei didn't know what Li Lanying was thinking, but Zhang Shifei felt a little familiar with what Mr. Cui did just now, as if he had seen it somewhere before. He looked at the cup and thought carefully, and suddenly remembered the past A story told by a senior biology teacher when I was in school.

That story was exactly the same as Mr. Cui’s pretentious thing just now. It was so heartless. It was about a biology class. The teacher took out a cup and said that it contained the urine of a diabetic, and then the teacher dipped his finger in it. I put it in my mouth again, and asked those students to do the same after finishing, and talk about their impressions. If they don't do it, credits will be deducted.

As a result, the whole class followed suit with a miserable face. After licking their fingers collectively, the teacher asked them what they found. Do you know why I asked you to do this?The whole class replied: Yes, you want us to know that diabetic pee is sweet.

Wrong, the teacher said: "I just want you to know that I put my index finger in the urine and lick my middle finger."

The whole class was fooled by this unscrupulous teacher.

This story is the same as it is now. Zhang Shifei thought about it carefully, and the part just now was indeed inserted with his index finger and then licked his middle finger. Thinking of this, he smiled contemptuously, hey, how long has this grandson been out of date? You took it out and frolicked after you made it, it seems that this time you are bringing shame on yourself!

Thinking of this, he was overjoyed and said, "Okay! Look at me!"

So he inserted his index finger into the urine in the cup, and when he pulled it out, he unconsciously licked his middle finger. After seeing him do it, Li Lanying did it too.

Seeing that they did so, Mr. Cui asked them, "Do you know why I asked you two to do this?"

Zhang Shifei finally waited for this sentence. He thought in his heart that after bullying the two of them separately for so long, he could finally gain some face, so he laughed and said, "Of course I know, you want to test me." Are your observation skills right, you inserted your index finger into the urine and then licked your middle finger!!"

"Squeeze...!" Li Lanying's face turned livid at the side. He probably just wanted to reply that he parted ways to let the two of them know that he was angry recently.

Now that he knows that he is right, how can he not feel regret?I saw his expression as if he was eating a fly, wanting to vomit but unable to vomit, it was really disgusting.

Zhang Shifei was complacent, thinking about splitting up, splitting up, you have today, so he continued: "Hurry up and announce the answer, you say you, test me with such outdated questions, can I follow your way?" ? Still drinking urine? Stupid or not?"

Originally, he wanted to see Mr. Cui's embarrassing face after he exposed the conspiracy, but he didn't think that Mr. Cui was not only not embarrassed, but smiled wretchedly, and then said to him: "Wrong!"

Zhang Shifei was stunned when he heard what Mr. Cui said, and he immediately asked, "What's wrong?! There's no reason?"

I saw that Mr. Cui raised his index finger and laughed loudly: "I just want you to know that after my finger was put into the cup, it didn't dip into the urine."

I rely on!Zhang Shifei cursed secretly in his heart, he even played with it like this!
Fatty Li finally couldn't bear it anymore, he immediately got up and ran to the toilet, and the sound of vomiting came.

When the fat man came back, he was a little unsteady, and he leaned back on the sofa, and then said weakly: "Separate, you don't pay attention, didn't you mean to teach us how to use the moves of fairy bones, how to set up traps?" Fool us?"

Zhang Shifei was also very angry, so he also said: "That's right! How can there be someone like you who doesn't play cards according to the routine?"

Mr. Cui obviously knew that the two of them would ask this question, so he laughed and said, "Didn't I already explain it to you? You must know that the use of fairy bones depends mostly on your brain, and don't be swayed by the inherent things in your mind." Only in this way can the power of the fairy bones be brought into play."

"You mean..." Zhang Shifei seemed to understand a little bit.

Mr. Cui nodded: "That's right, just don't think too much about it. In fact, you don't have that much high-tech at all, and the more you care about it, the more you will make detours. Now you can use the fairy bone to move, just follow me." Same."

After all, Mr. Cui shook his right hand, and a snake-shaped black air surrounded him immediately, and he said: "When I first learned this hand, I didn't think so much. At that time, I just couldn't sleep in the middle of the night. Willing to move and want to drink water, so the form of this black snake appeared."

Halo, it turned out to be that simple.

Zhang Shifei was a little speechless, but what Mr. Cui said was unreasonable, so he fell into deep thought. Mr. Cui continued: "Actually, what I did just now, besides teaching you how to use fairy bones correctly, also There is a meaning, maybe you will use it in the future."

"What do you mean?" Zhang Shifei asked.

Mr. Cui smiled, and then said to him: "Remember, there is always a truth behind the truth."

Zhang Shifei didn't understand, so he simply didn't want to think about it. He just wanted to quickly master a skill that could defeat the monster fifteen. Every day, he only thought about how to defeat Shiwu, but as expected, one night he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, thinking that he could do it, and it really made him comprehend an extremely insidious skill.

According to what he thought in his heart, he concentrated the power of the fairy bone in his body on two hands respectively, and then imagined that it was like a gun in his heart, and pulled the trigger in his heart. Not to mention, the power scared him at the time one jump.

This power is also too great. After comprehending the new skills, Zhang Shifei's vanity instantly swelled, thinking that this time he would not be afraid of the fifteenth, but when Mr. Cui watched his move, he was very calm. Tell him: "You thing, I think you can fire up to two cannons a day, and after you fire it, it will be empty, so you have to be cautious."

Zhang Shifei nodded. He knew these things well, but it didn't dilute his joy of acquiring a new skill. He decided to give this skill a catchy name. It's kind of like that, but Mr. Cui told him that these nonsense names are not as practical as the starting point. Remember, you have to be polite so you won't suffer.

It is really difficult to choose a name that is both domineering and polite. Suddenly, Zhang Shifei thought of a Taiwanese cartoon he had read on the Internet before, so a name came up spontaneously. Yes, it is called "Thank you for taking care of me". The right hand thanked the left hand Care, both domineering and polite, is actually much better than the awesome skill names in those novels.

The book continues with the text, outside the haunted house, the egg demon arrogantly said to Zhang Shifei: "No matter what you use, it is useless in front of me! I have grown up now! None of you want to leave!"

Zhang Shifei sighed, then stretched out his right hand and bent his left hand slightly, making a pose of drawing a bow and shooting an arrow. Facing the egg demon, he sneered and said, "Thank you."

Before the egg demon had time to speak, a blue air mass suddenly shot out from the right fist of right and wrong. It was quite small, as big as a badminton, but very fast, before the egg demon had time to dodge, This breath hit it on the body!

Obviously, the egg demon was also taken aback by the sudden attack, but what surprised it even more was that it was unscathed. It touched its chest and immediately laughed and said, "Haha! Is this your attack?" ?it's so funny!!"

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying also laughed. Li Lanying naturally knew what was going on with Zhang Shifei, so he wasn't worried. Zhang Shifei smiled, his posture remained unchanged, and he just opened his mouth and said, "Take care."

Peng! ! ! ! !
Another huge blue air ball shot out from Zhang Shifei's left fist. This shot was not as good as the last one, it hit a lot more. It looked like a watermelon, and the speed was quite fast, just like a bullet. Hearing the egg demon's scream: "Ah!!"

Taking a closer look, this move hit the egg monster's body, and it actually directly blasted the egg monster's stomach!

It turns out that this is the way of "thank you for taking care of me". The air bullet named "thank you" on the right goes first, hitting the enemy's body like a mark, without the slightest attack power, only the "care for taking care" of the left hand , as long as the first move is successful, the second move will follow immediately, and the enemy will be unable to dodge it. This is Zhang Shifei's unique move to deal with the extremely fast fifteen.

That pathetic egg demon happened to be the target of Zhang Zhengfei's trial move. When it found out that it was not the two wretched male opponents in front of it, it was already too late.

It looked at the two people who were approaching step by step, ready to fight and sneer, and couldn't help but feel a sense of why they came out, regretting it to death.

But there is no regret medicine in this world, otherwise human beings would have been harmonious and unified long ago. After the egg demon's stomach was blasted through, it fell to the ground and trembled non-stop, and its survival instinct made it keep screaming: "Don't... Do not kill me……"

What did you do early?Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying sneered, what the hell, you won't let go of a child, even killing you is easy!I saw Zhang Shifei sneered, and then said: "Next, thank you for taking care of me."

There were miserable voices coming from the amusement park that was about to dawn, and it was endless.

After 5 minutes, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying let the egg monster go. At this time, it was beaten out of shape. Cai Handong has been watching the two beasts beating the egg monster in a socialist style. , although he said that the egg demon deserved what he deserved, but he couldn't stand it anymore, so he said to the right and wrong: "Okay, don't beat him, let's save Wang Xiaoyuan first."

Zhang Shifei nodded, and then asked Cai Handong: "When you saw the cause and effect that it attached to Wang Xiaoyuan, did you see where it was attached?"

Cai Handong thought for a while, and then said, "It seems...the eyes."

Zhang Shifei nodded, as long as he knew where it was, he had almost used up the power of the fairy bone now, so he signaled to the fat man to let him go, Li Lanying nodded, and then raised his fist to hit the egg demon's eyes smash it!
Another sound of Peng!The egg demon finally disappeared, its body quickly weathered, and within five seconds, a glistening crystal of the egg demon appeared on the ground.

(I still haven't finished my work, write more words today, let's combine two updates and one update, and resume tomorrow.)
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