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Chapter 643 An Unexpected Reunion

The sleepy-eyed boy with the hedgehog head took off his pajamas, changed into normal clothes and walked out of the room.

The corridor is designed in a straight line, and the distance is very short. On both sides are the doors of three guest rooms side by side. The stairs for going up and down are at the end of the corridor.

At first glance, it looks like a Western-style homestay, but I don't know if it is affected by the sea breeze or because it is too old. The wooden parquet looks as dark as the floor of a historic temple.

The sound of footsteps clattered on the floor.

However, the fine grains of sand trapped in the gaps absorb moisture, even if you are wearing slippers, it still makes people feel uncomfortable when stepping on them.

"I'm so tired, it's still early morning, take advantage of this time to go out and enjoy the sea breeze..."

The boy Kamijou yawned loudly, then walked towards the stairs in a drowsy manner with his head drooping, but just as he came to the stairs, there was the sound of the door opening behind him at the same time——

"Morning, Touma! Huh? Hey, the hair on the back of your head is so messy!"

This is the carefree voice of his father Kamijou Toya, which is coming from behind at this moment.

The hedgehog-headed boy was not surprised, because when the students of Academy City went out, the guarantor was obliged to accompany them.The so-called guarantors are simply the parents.

It's just that since I'm coming to the beach, it's fine if I'm with a cute girl or a glamorous big sister. At such an age, I want to cry when I come to the beach with my parents.

"Hmm... good morning—huh?"

Kamijou Touma subconsciously turned around to say hello, and as expected, he saw a man about 35 years old with a face similar to his own, but with a messy beard.

Occupation is a salesman of a large foreign-invested enterprise, and he has to travel overseas three times a month.He is sharp but rational, which reflects his way of life.

But from the point of view of the hedgehog-headed boy, the point is not this at all, but the person standing beside his father.

A foreign girl with silver hair and blue eyes, Index.

But now she is not wearing the iconic white monastic uniform in the past, but a short-sleeved one-piece thin dress with hem down to her ankles, a knitted short coat on her shoulders, and a white lady hat with a wide brim on her head .

Even though the weather is so hot, she looks like a sickly beautiful girl or a rich lady who came to a villa for vacation.

wait wait wait!Having said that, this outfit is so familiar!At this time, Kamijou Touma suddenly thought of a key point, that is, his mother Kamijou Shina seemed to like this kind of dress very much.

It's just that this idea just flashed in his mind, and now he doesn't really think it's the key.

"Hey, Index? What kind of clothes are you wearing?" The hedgehog-haired boy came back to his senses with some doubts, and carefully looked at the unusual outfit of the silver-haired girl today, "Where did you get these clothes? "

But before Index could answer, his father frowned, and asked suspiciously:

"Dang Ma, what's so strange about your mother wearing her own clothes?"

ha?what? What?
Kamijou Touma was taken aback for a moment, then subconsciously looked at his father, he felt that his ears might have been acting cute just now, what did he hear just now?

Dad actually called the girl standing next to him, Index... his "mother"?Are you kidding, the difference is too big, this guy is obviously a strange silver-haired foreign girl under the age of 14!

—Is there any reason to be wrong?Or is it because Dad hasn't woken up yet, or did he drink too much last night?
After a few seconds of dumb silence, Kamijou Touma managed to bring his thoughts back to reality: "Hey! Wait for me, how does she look like a mother?"

"Hmm-!! What, isn't it a little different?"

Kamijou Touya also seemed to be frightened by the abnormal behavior of the hedgehog boy, and he looked at his wife beside him a little uncertainly.

"Wait...wait for me! Is this a substitute technique? You shouldn't be joking like this? You guys are like this, I don't know where to start complaining!"

Kamijou Touma scratched his messy hair, looking quite confused.

"There is too much difference between her and "mother", how could she admit it wrong! "

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The silver-haired girl under the age of 14, who was pointed at by him with her index finger, seemed to be quite unhappy, pouted, gently pulled her clothes and said, "Oh, oh, it seems that Touma doesn't like mother's taste. .”

"Hey! Touma! Look, I made my mother so sad!" Kamijou Toya suddenly complained to his son dissatisfied.

"It's not about the clothes. No matter how you look at it, you're younger than me..." Dang Ma felt his head getting more and more confused, and explained gesticulating.

"Oh, oh, it seems that Touma thinks that mother's appearance is younger than her actual age."

"Hey! Touma! Look, I made my mother so happy!" Kamijou Toya suddenly complained to his son dissatisfied.

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"Ah—that's enough!" The hedgehog-haired boy wailed with his eyes straightened and his messy hairstyle.

His father quickly reached out and grabbed him: "Hey! Don't be so loud in the early morning, Dang Ma... Even if there are no other guests here, you have to think about the girl you brought."

"So! She's standing by your side! Where the hell have you got Mama!"

Just when Kamijou was in a state of confusion, the door next to him suddenly opened, which was Index's room.

"Why is it so noisy, Touma... did something happen?" The rough and hoarse voice squeezed out a tone that was inferior even to the world's three major tenors.

—Index?No, the tone is right, the voice is wrong.

The hedgehog-haired boy suddenly became restless, he turned his head subconsciously, and then saw his good friend, the blue-haired earring.

It was a tall man with a height of 180 cm, but he was wearing Index's white monk's uniform at the moment, and it didn't look tight at all.Because he was wearing a monastic uniform of the exact same style but oversized.

Also, the tall man is making an adorable eye-rubbing motion.

So of course, Kamijou Touma froze completely, his neck seemed to be rusted, and slowly lifted up "creaking".

And probably because he didn't respond, the blue-haired earring walked over, looking straight at Kamijou's face:

"Huh? Touma, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you respond? Ah! Touma, aren't you imagining me in a swimsuit—"

"Ah ah ah ah ah--!!!"

The screams that broke the sky indicated that the San value of the hedgehog-headed boy had completely bottomed out.

The same is also a sign of this unusual day, officially starting from this morning!
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The head seemed to be split open.

But Kamijou Touma is still thinking hard, calm down, I want to calm down!This must have been a massive hoax!

The first floor of the seaside homestay "Poseidon" is a spacious hall with a wooden floor.The entrance side facing the road and the exit side facing the sea not only have no doors, but even no walls, so the sea breeze can pass through directly.

In one corner of the store was an old large video game console, and near the entrance facing the road, there was a bar where there should have been a wall.

There are several round tables in the center of the hall. The mysterious Dengeki girl Misaka Mikoto, who claims to be her younger sister, is sitting at one of the round tables, reading a magazine boringly.

The image on the TV next to it is messed up, no matter which one it is switched to, everyone's clothes are extremely strange——

The grandpa who is regarded as a glamorous news anchor, and the female high school student with dyed hair and black face makeup who is speaking as the president of a certain country in the name of war justice, etc., and the strangest picture is the news program broadcast on location.

Behind the announcer who read the press release carefully, kindergarten children are holding the steering wheel of the bus, an old lady in a miniskirt is playing with her mobile phone, and the prime minister who used to be seen on TV is playing the guitar on the side of the road...

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The hedgehog boy sat in front of the TV with a blank expression, watching the chaotic images on the TV, he began to seriously think about how much it would cost to create such a large-scale prank.

And the most important thing is, if anyone has such a big network and energy, why not just save the world? Why do you want to spoof yourself?
"It's alright, brother! People want to watch "Morning Express"! "

Misaka Mikoto, who was playing the role of the younger sister, was at the side, trying to push Kamijou Touma away with both hands and feet, and compete for the right to select the channel.

Kamijou, who was extremely tired, sighed heavily, then stood up and made way for him.He walked on the wooden floor and walked towards the beach outside the hotel.

Due to the large number of giant jellyfish, there are no other tourists on the beach.

Wooden pillars are inserted at equal intervals on the beach, and speakers are installed on the pillars, and the speakers are playing broken pop songs, adding to the loneliness and emptiness.

A strange scent drifted past.

The hedgehog-headed boy looked over subconsciously, and saw on the beach a little distance from the exit, there was a long-haired "girl" in black, with his back facing him, using charcoal and iron nets to grill unknown meat. thing.

—Wait, is it really a girl?
It should be, after all, the body is not tall, and the long hair is also very convincing.So Kamijou Touma subconsciously identified the other party's gender, but ignored a certain intuitive omen that flashed in his heart.

He thought about it carefully, and determined that there seemed to be only his family here, not just the homestay behind him, but the entire beach, and there were no other guests.

So, this person should be the owner of the homestay, right?

However, the procedures for leaving Academy City yesterday were too cumbersome, and it was already night when I reunited with my parents and cousin. By the time I got here, Kamijou Touma was already so tired that he could fall asleep on the bed up.

So of course, he had never met the owner of the hotel, and his father Toya Kamijou was also in charge of the negotiations.

Maybe the owner of the homestay should know something?It's impossible for everyone to have such good acting skills, just ask her.

Although I have vaguely felt that the current situation is almost as if everyone's "inside" and "outside" have been exchanged. It is a very stupid thing to think about this issue in a rational and scientific way of thinking.

But Kamijou boy came from Academy City, a sacred place on the scientific side, how could his deep-rooted scientific concepts change so easily?

So he still subconsciously tried to explain these weird things he encountered from a normal world view from a reasonable perspective.

Yes, this must be a large-scale prank!Although I don't know why the blue hair earrings and Bilibili can also come "outside", but if I overreact, I will be fooled by these guys!
"Boss, I have something to ask..."

Kamijou Touma suppressed the doubts in his heart, walked on the wooden floor, and stepped towards the boss on the beach outside.

"Oh, it's Kamijou! It's really early, but the sea is still cold at this time... What's the matter?"

——The "boss" turned around naturally.

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"...Wow wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!! Shop shop shop manager?!"

(End of this chapter)