Pastoral Three Treasures: Adorable Husband and Adorable Baby Pig
Chapter 1 Time Traveling and Meeting a Pig 1
Chapter 1 Time Traveling and Meeting a Pig 1
"It's all bubbles, it's a flash of fireworks, all your promises..." Li Jiji was bouncing on the way home.
When the climax was being sung, she couldn't help dancing.
Suddenly, a black object flew over quickly in the sky.
Li Haw watched the black object attack, but forgot to move away, and stood there straight, his eyes blank.
"Bang!" The hard object hit Li Jiji's temple.
In an instant, Li Haw fell into darkness.
She had a long, long dream. When she woke up, she looked around. There were no tall buildings, no passing vehicles, and no suffocating strong fashion atmosphere of a modern city. Yes, it was just...
"Oh my god!" Li Haji was looking around when he suddenly saw two huge upturned nostrils.
"Hmph!" The owner of the voice was a pink and tender, white and fat pig.
Li Haw came back to his senses, and slapped him across the face.
With a sound of "pa", the pig's head was knocked out of the way, and there were five finger marks on the pig's face.
"Bad guy, why are you beating me?" When Li Haji was getting up from the pig manure on the haystack, he suddenly heard a child's voice, whimpering and crying, very pitiful.
Just as Li Haw got up, she fell down again, and was lucky enough to sit on the pig feces. She didn't care about the disgusting things under her body, pointed at the pig in front of her, trembling, "You... who are you?"
"Woo hoo, I'm a pig, I don't even know me after you beat me, hoo hoo." The little pink pig covered his face with his pig's trotters, crying miserably.
"You... are you a human or a ghost?"
"I told you I'm a pig, why are you such a stupid woman!" Little Fenzhu put down her trotters, put her hips on her hips, and cursed.
"Then how can you speak human language?" Li Haw was confused. When did pigs evolve so advanced in the 21st century?
"Tch, isn't this nonsense? I've lived here for more than 200 years, and if I don't know how to speak, I'll be bored to death soon?" Little Pink Pig looked at Li Haw, as if you were an idiot.
"200 years?!" It turns out that pigs in the 21st century are not only smart, but also live a long life.
"Well, from the 28th year of Kuiqi to the [-]rd year of Tianbao!"
"Isn't this the 21st century?" Li Haw had never heard of those two eras, so he was at a loss.
"It's really been Tianbao's three years now!" Counting with pig's trotters, he looked at Li Haji resentfully, "You don't doubt my calculation ability, do you?"
"No, no." Li Haw didn't want to argue with it anymore, so he quickly stopped.
Looking at his messy clothes and hair, which still exuded the "fresh fragrance" of freshly baked pig feces, Li Jiji looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle worryingly, mourning the unknown life in a foreign country in the future.
She couldn't help pinching her thigh in grief.
Nima, has she really time traveled, or has she time traveled to an era that she has never heard of? !
Woohoo, she doesn't want to time travel, she finally grew up to be 20 years old and the legal age to get a marriage certificate. When she was living in her husband's house as a rice bug, she actually... actually time-traveled. Meet a talking pig? !
In the novel, don't the female pig's feet always cross over to the male pig's foot? !
This is unscientific, who can tell her what is going on with the pig shit all over her body and a cute little pink pig in front of her? !
(End of this chapter)
"It's all bubbles, it's a flash of fireworks, all your promises..." Li Jiji was bouncing on the way home.
When the climax was being sung, she couldn't help dancing.
Suddenly, a black object flew over quickly in the sky.
Li Haw watched the black object attack, but forgot to move away, and stood there straight, his eyes blank.
"Bang!" The hard object hit Li Jiji's temple.
In an instant, Li Haw fell into darkness.
She had a long, long dream. When she woke up, she looked around. There were no tall buildings, no passing vehicles, and no suffocating strong fashion atmosphere of a modern city. Yes, it was just...
"Oh my god!" Li Haji was looking around when he suddenly saw two huge upturned nostrils.
"Hmph!" The owner of the voice was a pink and tender, white and fat pig.
Li Haw came back to his senses, and slapped him across the face.
With a sound of "pa", the pig's head was knocked out of the way, and there were five finger marks on the pig's face.
"Bad guy, why are you beating me?" When Li Haji was getting up from the pig manure on the haystack, he suddenly heard a child's voice, whimpering and crying, very pitiful.
Just as Li Haw got up, she fell down again, and was lucky enough to sit on the pig feces. She didn't care about the disgusting things under her body, pointed at the pig in front of her, trembling, "You... who are you?"
"Woo hoo, I'm a pig, I don't even know me after you beat me, hoo hoo." The little pink pig covered his face with his pig's trotters, crying miserably.
"You... are you a human or a ghost?"
"I told you I'm a pig, why are you such a stupid woman!" Little Fenzhu put down her trotters, put her hips on her hips, and cursed.
"Then how can you speak human language?" Li Haw was confused. When did pigs evolve so advanced in the 21st century?
"Tch, isn't this nonsense? I've lived here for more than 200 years, and if I don't know how to speak, I'll be bored to death soon?" Little Pink Pig looked at Li Haw, as if you were an idiot.
"200 years?!" It turns out that pigs in the 21st century are not only smart, but also live a long life.
"Well, from the 28th year of Kuiqi to the [-]rd year of Tianbao!"
"Isn't this the 21st century?" Li Haw had never heard of those two eras, so he was at a loss.
"It's really been Tianbao's three years now!" Counting with pig's trotters, he looked at Li Haji resentfully, "You don't doubt my calculation ability, do you?"
"No, no." Li Haw didn't want to argue with it anymore, so he quickly stopped.
Looking at his messy clothes and hair, which still exuded the "fresh fragrance" of freshly baked pig feces, Li Jiji looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle worryingly, mourning the unknown life in a foreign country in the future.
She couldn't help pinching her thigh in grief.
Nima, has she really time traveled, or has she time traveled to an era that she has never heard of? !
Woohoo, she doesn't want to time travel, she finally grew up to be 20 years old and the legal age to get a marriage certificate. When she was living in her husband's house as a rice bug, she actually... actually time-traveled. Meet a talking pig? !
In the novel, don't the female pig's feet always cross over to the male pig's foot? !
This is unscientific, who can tell her what is going on with the pig shit all over her body and a cute little pink pig in front of her? !
(End of this chapter)
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