Begging in late Ming Dynasty

Chapter 30

Isn't Song Qingshu like Jackie Chan, who fell off the plane and didn't know who he was?Although his forehead was hit with a jade seal, but his skin was not broken at all, and there was a soft, warm meat pad attached to it, and his head became much better after this toss.

But you can't tell Old Man Xing that Zheng Huan, who was poking around in the tomb of Shuo King Li Jie like a tomb robber, suddenly stepped on the ground, and came over from the beautiful new era to lie on his daughter, right?

Then Old Man Xing would have to burn himself as a monster?Besides, how did Song Qingshu come to this era, he really can't explain it.

Under Old Man Xing's serious gaze, after deliberating his words for a long time, Song Qingshu asked cautiously: "Master, do you know Einstein?"

Old Man Xing shook his head in confusion.

As soon as Einstein was mentioned, Song Qingshu suddenly became excited, his nose was a little red, and he began to explain.

"It's a Jewish profiteer with a high IQ. He put forward a special theory of relativity, that is, if the speed exceeds the speed of light, it is theoretically possible to catch up with time and exceed time, go back to the future or the past, that is, it is possible to see the great-grandson Or Qin Shihuang's generation, it seems that your hypothesis is still true!"

"That day when I was in the tomb of Shuo Wang Li Jie, I touched a strange jade seal on my forehead, which met the requirement of the time formula t=to*?(1-v∧2/c∧2), let t be Negative 350 for three years, then my speed at that time..."

A liberal arts student came to calculate the formula obtained from Einstein's theory of relativity for Mr. Xing. Song Qingshu wanted to use his toes, let alone his fingers, but when he finally matched the second digit, he was caught off guard Old Man Xing slapped him firmly on the forehead, making his eyes stare like gold stars, and he finally forgot all the numbers that he didn't know were right or wrong.

"Hey, Master, I'm just doing the calculations, I'll forget about it if I interrupt..."

"Don't play sloppy eyes on the old man!" The two eyes stared like a bull's-eye, angrily glared at Song Qingshu and reprimanded: "This old man is so easy to fool, you can do it! Go see Qin Shihuang! Why don't you go see Taizu Where is the emperor?"

"If the forehead is a little off, it might be possible..." Scratching the back of his head, Song Qingshu smiled mischievously, but seeing Old Man Xing's bullish eyes rounded again, he quickly swallowed the words again, drooping his head, With a virtuous and virtuous appearance, Old Man Xing looked annoyed and funny, and sighed helplessly.

"The old man has seen Jiangyang thieves in his life, and high-ranking officials have seen it too, but he misjudged you kid. At first, he really thought you were a fool. Now that I think about it, I am a fool! A knowledgeable person like you How can someone who has broken characters, is familiar with the important affairs of the court, and even understands the things of those Westerners, run around like the old man? I guess you are similar to that scarred face, and you are also a child of a wealthy family in Jiangnan?"

I have never been to the south of the Yangtze River in my life, and was sent to the south of the Yangtze River by old man Xing for no reason. Song Qingshu hurriedly waved his hands to distinguish, but before he could continue to explain Einstein's special theory of relativity, old man Xing had already waved it with a smile He waved his hand: "Okay, you have difficulties, the old man doesn't ask any more questions, after so many days of contact, the old man already understands what you are like, that's enough!"

That's not the case!Song Qingshu didn't want to be regarded as a wanted criminal by Old Man Xing, and he opened his mouth to defend himself, but at this moment, Old Man Xing suddenly yelled: "Kneel down!"

The old man's voice sounded like a lion's roar, and because he was the father-in-law, Song Qingshu's legs softened in fright, and he subconsciously fell to the ground, but seeing Old Man Xing striding forward, he pressed his palm on Song Qingshu's forehead like a cattail fan On the ground, singing loudly with a sense of sacredness.

"The ancestors of the Xing family are above all. Xing Changfu, the unfilial son of the Xing family, is ashamed of his ancestors. He has no heirs. In order not to lose his ancestor's kung fu, the unfilial son has passed on his ancestral kung fu to his son-in-law Song Fool. I hereby respect my ancestors! "

"Song Fool, this person is ancient and warm-hearted. He is quite chivalrous. He has never met him before, but he can save Xia's uncle and nephew from the fire and water. He has benevolence and righteousness! He is not afraid of evil people, and he dares to fight back when he faces the villain of Jianghu. He is bloody! Special invitation to the ancestors of the Xing family Forgive me and protect him!"

It turned out that every bit of what Song Qingshu did was secretly seen by Mr. Xing. Taking Song Qingshu as his apprentice was after a long time of hard thinking and meditation. The same is not the case, there are so many apprentices of Mr. Xing, including Xing Hongniang, none of them have received his true biography. If it weren't for the fact that he is already old and has reached the age of knowing his destiny, he is unwilling to bring all his abilities to the grave This is why he had no choice but to choose such a foolish boy as Song Qingshu as his successor.

But at this time, Song Qingshu couldn't care less about these details, and his head was hot when he was pressed by old man Xing. After finally waiting for old man Xing to announce to his ancestors, he was ordered by old man Xing to perform a teacher's ceremony and kowtow a few times , when he stood up again, his head was already dizzy for a while, but Song Qingshu was overjoyed when he was dizzy.

This flow!This strength!It is definitely the legendary enlightenment!Like the heroes on TV who can pass on their skills for many years with one hand, now that Old Man Xing has two hands, he can become a master of martial arts all at once!

After finally getting dizzy, Song Qingshu tugged on the sleeves of old man Xing excitedly, his naive face was full of excitement, and asked excitedly: "Master, how many years have you passed on your skills to your disciples? Now, am I right?" Can you kill a cow with one punch? Hey, master, you have passed on all your internal strength to me, are you going to die soon?"

Old Man Xing rolled his eyes when he heard this, and then slapped Song Qingshu on the forehead angrily: "What nonsense! Take off your clothes quickly! Take off all your clothes!"

"Good!" Although it's not as magical as in martial arts novels, you can become a martial arts master with a slap, but Xing Hongniang slaps down a wooden beam and Song Qingshu has seen it before. Take off the big gown that Liu Dazhuzi shed, and the wind blew violently, Song Qingshu suddenly woke up, practice martial arts, take off your clothes and dry your hair?
Seeing old man Xing staring at him with piercing eyes, Song Qingshu couldn't help his chrysanthemums getting cold, and his back was sweating.

It is said that the rich are rich and poor, and it is true. Looking at a large tub of bath water stained dark brown by drugs, Song Qingshu was stunned. No wonder Mr. Xing has been asking for money recently. He did this to accept himself as a disciple. The medicinal materials prepared for muscle training, this pot of medicine used almost two taels of silver, enough for the whole family's living expenses for a month, just to take a few baths.

There are more than 40 kinds of Xing family's secret medicines. I'm afraid you have to travel all over the city of Xi'an to get them. It seems that the old man Xing really spent a lot of effort. Lying on the side of the basin, Song Qingshu turned his head and fisted and shouted: " Master, such a great kindness, disciple..."

"Stop talking nonsense!" Old Man Xing, who was so angry with the idiot and with veins popping out of his forehead, simply kicked over, and with a plop, Song Qingshu fell directly into the water. After a while, there was a sound like killing a pig. The general miserable scream came out again.

"It's so hot!!!"

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Catch up with later generations and go to the bathing center to take a medicinal bath. I don’t know if it’s the effect of the medicine. Song Qingshu’s body turned red from being scalded, just like braised pork just out of the pot. Old man Xing stuffed it into the bathtub like braised pork and steamed it for half a night, and the cooked Song Qingshu was able to retract into his nest and sleep comfortably for half the night.

But the next day it was only dawn, and the sleepy Song Qingshu was whipped to his buttocks with a willow whip again. He jumped up from the bed with a groan from the pain, and rubbed the extra bloody spot. Only then did he see clearly that it was Hongniang Xing who was wearing her New Year's red dress, standing in front of his bed holding a wicker whip like a queen.

He was really depressed, and he yawned loudly again. Song Qingshu rubbed his eyes with blurred tears and asked, "Today is not the first day of the new year, don't you need to go out to the stall?"

Xing Hongniang's toned and pretty face actually showed a bit of jealousy, she folded her arms and said angrily, "Daddy told you to get up and practice with everyone!"

After soaking in the middle of the night last night, the morning was when we were sleepy. When he heard the exercise, Song Qingshu yawned loudly again: "Come on, let's go in two days! It's not too late to practice after the Chinese New Year!"

Talking about it, Song Qingshu wanted to climb back to bed again, and continue to go on a date with the one surnamed Zhou. This time, Queen Xing didn't have such a good temper. Her white and slender hands suddenly twisted Song Qingshu's ears, and dragged her out , How strong is this girl's hand, and Song Qingshu was in pain again, tearing up, covering his ears with both hands, and screaming, he was dragged out of the room, the sound was so ugly.

In the yard, Old Man Xing and Xiao Luobo had already been waiting there. Seeing Song Qingshu's lazy appearance, Old Man Xing was furious and shouted angrily: "Come here and stand Pile! Just waiting for you!"

The so-called stance is squatting, which can be regarded as the basic skills of various schools of martial arts, but the family kung fu of the Xing old man's family is slightly different, some are similar to Meishan boxing. Everything is stable and stable, so it adds a lot of difficulty.

Each person stands on two earthen jars, and at the same time puts his arms forward, and puts two earthen dishes on each arm.

He thought that he would learn the ability to fly over eaves and walls when he came up. Seeing this posture, Song Qingshu couldn't help being a little disappointed, and reluctantly muttered and stepped on two jars.However, the seemingly simple horse stance is actually the most difficult one in the whole process of martial arts. It is easy to move like a rabbit, but it is even more difficult to keep the mind calm and free from distracting thoughts, and the horse stance needs to be mobilized The strength of the whole body to support oneself, this kind of fatigue is really uncomfortable.

Otherwise, when the rice army abused prisoners of war in Iraq, they would not punish them for squatting.

On this side, supervised the three apprentices standing on the jar, Old Man Xing also punched out with both arms, holding up two earthen dishes, but before he calmed down and stood still, there was a scratch in front of him, which scared Old Man Xing I almost threw the bowl out myself.

Sitting on a pile of broken jars, with half a plate on his head, seeing the veins on Old Man Xing's forehead keep popping up like earthworms, Song Qingshu smiled sadly: "Master, this is too difficult, is there any quick fix?" Kung Fu? For example, your old man passed on 10 years of kung fu to my apprentice or something."

Crackling his fists, suddenly Old Man Xing laughed.

"This one really exists! Are you sure you want to try it?"

After standing for less than 5 minutes, his legs became sore, and Ba had to endure the hardship. Hearing this, Song Qingshu's eyes suddenly showed excitement, and he nodded hurriedly: "I have to learn, I have to learn!" The matchmaker's gloating smile and little carrot's pitiful eyes.

"Then let's practice in actual combat!" His face was full of grinning, Old Man Xing waved his hand ferociously: "Hong'er, carrot, cut him!"

Before Song Qingshu came back to his senses, two shadows, one red and one green, had already charged in front of him fiercely, and screams like slaughtering pigs sounded in the yard.

"Master, can I stop learning?"

His cheeks twitched again, and old man Xing said in a muffled voice, "Hong'er, hit your face, the old man will take responsibility for any accidents."

(End of this chapter)