Begging in late Ming Dynasty

Chapter 77
All of a sudden, the public toilets in the village were on fire. The thatched roofs burned like huge torches, and a lot of fermented methane was sprayed out pinch by pinch. The strong flames crackled and illuminated A small half of the village was destroyed.

"Thief mother! Who told you to burn the latrine!" The bald head leader was so angry that he was so angry that he slapped the little bald man running in front to the ground with a big ear, and yelled.

There was a red palm print on the back of the head, rubbing the back of the head and getting up, the bald young man explained sadly: "Your Majesty, I don't even have a torch, how did I set it on fire!"

"Fart! It's you at the front, who else is it?"

The most important thing about night raids is secrecy. Should a fire fool wake up?A sneak attack has to turn into a strong attack all of a sudden!What's more, Fatty Li was still guilty, and his stomach was bulging with anger, and he also opened his mouth to curse at the side.

But at this time, a familiar laughter came out suddenly in the darkness: "Don't blame this lenovo, I set the fire!"

Two shadows, one short and one tall, slowly walked out from the back of the public toilet. The short shadow in front looked left and right, made a bow, and said with a smile: "My Songjia Village is really lively tonight! So many people with heads and faces All the characters are here!"

Are these two people Song Qingshu and Scarface or which one?Fatty Li's pupils tightened for a moment, and he pointed at Song Qingshu's nose and yelled at Mrs. Li: "Mr., it's him! He's the village head of Shazigou!"

"Guapi baby, I just went to look for it!" His forehead was brightened by the fire, and when he heard this, his head was like a furious wild boar, and he swung his two knives and rushed towards Song Qingshu. This person can become the bandit leader, and his martial arts are extraordinary. Song Qingshu's face turned pale when he saw it, and the scarred face on the back suddenly drew a knife in his hand, ready to fight.

But it was at this time that Fatty Li and the others suddenly felt their feet go soft, and with a loud snoring, the whole ground collapsed, and more than 30 bandits and local thieves collapsed to the ground like rolling gourds. There was a continuous sound of puffing and puffing, mixed with screams.

Seeing the extra deep pit in front of him, Song Qingshu finally heaved a sigh of relief, and wiped the sweat off his head: "It can be regarded as a success in pretending!"

Glaring at him angrily, Scarface squeezed his nose and leaned up to the pit, and shouted happily to the audience: "Look, what I said is right! For those with a guilty conscience, there will be unintentional ghosts dragging you down." of!"

After finally pretending to be coercive, this guy actually came out to steal the limelight!The veins on his forehead twitched, and Song Qingshu yelled angrily: "Lao Xia, I leave this place to you! Catch all these bandits!"

What's that sticky stuff underneath?Big shit soup!Looking at the bandits who were thrashing and struggling in the dung soup, and Fatty Li who opened his mouth to scold but ate several mouthfuls, his scarred face was immediately disgusted, and he shrank his neck. Scratching his neck, he yelled: "Li Tiezhu, come out, I order you to catch all these bandits!"

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Shazigou Village is full of real people. Song Qingshu did not lie to Fatty Li. There is indeed an important thing hidden in this place that is related to the whole village. Halfway through the digging, the threat of bandits became apparent, so I threw it there first. When repairing the wall, recalling the ancient anti-theft measures that later generations saw on the Internet, Song Qingshu also learned to install more than ten flaps on it. , covered the pit, and planned to wait for the bandits to attack them, but was laughed at by Scarface, who has nothing to attack the big cesspit?

Just when Song Qingshu couldn't come to Taiwan, these goods from Fatty Li happened to be delivered to the door!
The mechanism for flipping the board is all in the public toilet. In order to prevent the bandits from running away, after lighting the public toilet, Song Qingshu came out with a scarred face, thinking about saying a few nonsense words to drag the bandits for a while. It is reasonable to play the card, and it will be chopped when it comes up. Fortunately, the fire burned fast enough, and as soon as a dozen ropes holding the flap were burned, the bandit was trapped in time.

However, the matter of salvaging the achievements of the revolution dragged on all night. Each of the more than 20 village protection teams was willing to go down to the cesspit to fish out the dirty bandits. At dawn, these gangsters entered the village and were caught More than 20 villagers came out and forced them to go fishing.

The bandits had already been fainted overnight, and when they went down, they were fishing one by one, and there was no one who resisted.

Going down this pit is absolutely fruitful. Night raids pay attention to the fact that there are few people and capable people.Mrs. Li and Tou Dingtian brought the most powerful Zhuang Ding and the leader of the gangsters here. This pitfall is equivalent to enclosing all the elites of a village and a village.

The village was really lively as if it was Chinese New Year. The two village guards clanged gongs and yelled loudly: "Look at the bandits! Look at the bandits!" Come on, look in amazement at the bandits who are still covered in feces soup being pushed in feebly.

"See, this is the end of going against Lao Tzu!" Noisily arrived in front of the village ancestral hall, Song Qingshu was triumphant again, swaggering in Wu Song's tiger-fighting pose, pointing at the bandits and yelling at all men, women and children in the village : "I will hang out with Lao Tzu in the future, and you are indispensable!"

I don't know who has heard too much about Water Margin, and suddenly shouted: "The village chief is really the reincarnation of Gongming brother Song Jiang!"

"Greetings, Brother Gongming!" With a huh, hundreds of villagers knelt down and kowtowed, and even Li Tiezhu and the disgusting village guard team followed suit, shouting for Brother Gongming, and Song Qingshu's prestige reached to the extreme.

It's just that the corners of Song Qingshu's mouth twitched when he heard the name Gongming brother. Song Jiang in Shi Naian's works is dark-faced and short, so how can he fit Laozi's tall image? Why is he similar to Song Zhongji in "Descendants of the Sun" in later generations?But hundreds of people were shouting there, and he couldn't go up and ask them to change their words, so he could only helplessly wave his hands at the snickering Scarface.

"Suppress these bandits!"

The clothes were not changed, and the old man Li was yelling at the sky, and more than 30 elite bandits were all locked in the cellar closed by the previous batch of bandits. Fortunately, they were filled with sprouted sweet potatoes , in order to make seeds, otherwise it must be stinky.

The head was gone, and the villagers in Shazigou became more courageous, and went down the pit again to fish up the big knives, axes and other weapons thrown by the gangsters. At ten o'clock in the afternoon, the gate of the village that had been closed for several days burst open The old and young men of the production team of more than 200 and some female men rushed down the mountain with knives and axes, yelling.

Originally, the boss hadn’t returned all night, and the capable young men were gone, and the bandits below were already in a mess. After being rushed with such momentum, the mountain people who were playing soy sauce behind simply ran away. , Before we could start the battle, the bandits in front also had their courage dropped to the freezing point, and they simply turned around and slipped away. The ones who ran slowly were held down by Scarface and the others. Into the cellar.

The bandits who had troubled Shazigou for many days finally disappeared completely.

The village once again returned to its former calm. Early in the morning, proud villagers walked out of the village leisurely with hoes on their shoulders, and went to the fields to trim crops. The recent drought has been so severe that even drought-resistant crops can Some water needs to be replenished, and Song Qingshu himself is running around for the development of the village every day.

"Here, two statues must be sculpted to educate the next generation in the village about the hardships and sufferings of their ancestors in maintaining the village!"

The flamboyant one was wearing a big bamboo hat and a white coat, and he wrote the word "fire" on his back. Song Qingshu pointed at the collapsed cesspit in the demeanor of North Korean General Kim, and said proudly with.

Scarface almost stopped crying, he didn't want to accompany Song Qingshu to stand next to the big cesspit for generations, with a look of vomiting blood, Scarface changed the subject helplessly, and reminded sadly: "Fool, this is not a time to celebrate At that time, there were still more than 40 good bandits in the cellar! Keeping them is a disaster, and the top priority is to get rid of them!"

"How do you deal with it?"

"Kill!" Scarface made a cutting movement towards the neck without hesitation, but Song Qingshu shook his head while watching.

"Kill him, I'm afraid people from Longhu Village and Funiu Mountain will hate us for generations! We can't kill us!"

"Then can't it be released? Those bastards are still scolding these two days! Letting go is like letting the tiger go back to the mountain! Next time you want to catch it, it will not be easy!" Hearing Scarface became anxious, and roared angrily.

"Of course I want to kill! But we are not here to kill! We have to hand over to the government to kill! At that time, those bandits and bandits will hate the government, not us!" Speaking of this, Song Qingshu's cheeks under the bamboo hat could not help but There was a hint of cunning.

However, Scarface was even more discouraged when he heard this sentence, and he said speechlessly: "The prime minister of Shangnan County is the son of the old bandit in Longhu Village. What's the difference between handing it over to the government and letting him go?"

"Who said it was handed over to him?"

Song Qingshu was asking back with a surprised face, when Zhuang Ding from outside suddenly ran over nervously, panting but had no time to calm down, and anxiously yelled in front of the two of them: "Village Chief, Brother Scarface! Not good Come on, a dozen policemen have come from the county, and the magistrate of the county has come to our village, and we need someone to come!"

"If you don't kill him sooner, you'll be in trouble now!" Scar's face was full of annoyance, and he muttered angrily, but Song Qingshu didn't show any worry at this time, instead he smiled calmly.

"What is the county magistrate, I will meet him!"

(End of this chapter)