Domineering in the universe: the best earth fairy showing supernatural powers
Chapter 324 Fatty's Socks
Chapter 324 Fatty's Socks
There is a saying that people live in the world, eat and drink.These two words are fully reflected in Fatty Wei and the three of them.
When Ye Guzhou parked his car, strolled up to the dormitory building, and opened the door of the dormitory, he was completely dumbfounded.Staring blankly at the place in front of him that looks like a pig's nest, he is very suspicious, is this really his dormitory?But I remember that when I left, it was still very tidy.
But now... Snack bags, soda cans, leftovers, and other disgusting things are all piled up in the dormitory.Judging from this posture, these guys have definitely spent the past few days without leaving the door.
The breath from the leftovers almost made Ye Guzhou faint.Damn it, how did they live in such a smelly dormitory for so long?
The sound of Ye Guzhou opening the door naturally alarmed the three men who were watching an art film inside.All of them turned their faces, the haggard faces scared Ye Guzhou back again and again.
"Fuck, how many times have you come here, or how long has it been since you ate?" Seeing these people, Ye Guzhou immediately screamed.
Looking at Ye Guzhou, Fatty Wei and the three stood up enthusiastically, and all of them hugged Ye Guzhou.Ye Guzhou was frightened by that enthusiastic look.He hurriedly stopped them...
"Wuuuuuuu, Xiao Yezi, we miss you so much. Without you, we can't even afford to eat now. Look, what we eat now is instant noodles. These two days are enough for me Lost a few catties from starvation, my cute little meat just left me in such a cruel way..."
Fatty Wei burst into tears when he opened his mouth.It's just that there was not a single tear on that distorted fat face.This look of grievance really disgusted Ye Guzhou.
"Is this fucking skinny? I see that I have put on a few pounds, and you are so cute, can you stop being so disgusting? With the leftovers on the table, do you dare to say that you can lose weight?" Ye Guzhou Immediately counterattacked, he pointed at the things on the table casually and said with contempt.
Being refuted by Ye Guzhou, Fatty Wei immediately wilted, and he smiled at Ye Guzhou with an embarrassing face, and then said: "Brother, I miss you, look at what you said... Youdao is like a day without seeing each other." Sanqiu, we haven't seen each other for two days, it's been six spring and autumn, don't you miss her?"
Fatty Wei blinked his squinting eyes, showing a self-righteous expression, as if he hoped that Ye Guzhou would be cute.
However, in Ye Guzhou's eyes, this "self-confident" cute appearance is so wretched.In an instant, not only Ye Guzhou, but also Bai Chi and Chen Nuo were chrysanthemums, and immediately moved away from Fatty Wei, and then said in unison: "Fuck, Fatty, I didn't expect you to be so good!"
This sentence immediately changed Fatty Wei's expression: "Get out, I'm a straight man!"
After opening the door and frolicking, Ye Guzhou looked at the messy dormitory and couldn't help shaking his head: "Let's tidy it up, it's really messed up, I've convinced you!"
Hearing Ye Guzhou's words, Fatty Wei suddenly became dissatisfied: "You boy, now you skip class every day and don't stay in the dormitory at night, what are you talking about. Otherwise, let us live at your house?"
As he spoke, Fatty Wei showed a wretched look, like a big bad wolf who has taken a fancy to its prey.
Ye Guzhou's forehead darkened, and he said unkindly: "Come on, I don't know you boy. Last time I lived at my house for a few days, I kept beating my old sister. You are a typical bad intention... ..."
This is not wrong at all. When Fatty Wei and others lived in the Zheng family compound, this fat man kept courting Zheng Yaqin, but it was a pity that sister Yaqin was not moved at all. Very hit.
However, this fat man can be regarded as persevering, and he insisted on asking for a phone number.In the past few days, he has been making phone calls against sister Yaqin.Just in the past few days, the phone bill alone has cost hundreds of dollars, and it is also a loss of his family's money, otherwise how can it afford it.
But there is one thing that surprised Ye Guzhou and others, that is, every time Fatty called Yaqin, Zheng Yaqin would answer them, and they hit it off very well.This once made Ye Guzhou wonder if his stupid sister had already been taken down by this fat man.
Having been exposed by Ye Guzhou, the fat man didn't feel embarrassed at all, but said proudly, "I, Wei Kai, except for being a little fatter, I'm pretty awesome in everything else. Compared to those dudes , I don’t know how many times better. Yaqin followed me, it’s definitely better than those young masters!”
Ye Guzhou did not refute these words, this fat man is really not bad except he is a little fatter and a little wretched.
Ignoring the fat man, Ye Guzhou was about to tidy up the dormitory.But just after taking two steps, I just felt like I stepped on something under my feet.After picking it up, Ye Guzhou saw it clearly.
What was wrapped in a ball was a piece of black cloth, and it was still sticky on the outside. I don't know if it was occupied by mucus or something.
"What is this?" Ye Guzhou asked.
Looking at this group of objects, Bai Chi and Chen Nuo suddenly laughed: "These are the socks that the fat man hasn't washed for several days. They were originally gray, but now they are all black! You can still take them, Admire, admire..."
sock?
"Damn it, socks!"
In an instant, Ye Guzhou's arm trembled, and the pair of black socks stuck to the white wall with a snap, and they couldn't fall off.
This scene immediately made Ye Guzhou's head feel black.How fucking disgusting is this, it's already stuck to the wall, I'll go...
Thinking that he took it just now, Ye Guzhou felt a chill, and a murderous intent shot out from his eyes.
"Fatty Wei, I'm going to kill you..."
A scream followed, and everyone in the dormitory building trembled when they heard that horrific voice.
And the students passing by this dormitory building, whether male or female, all showed a look of shock.Afterwards, they would shake their heads and leave quickly, but they would all mutter in their mouths: "People nowadays are really open enough. This group of people dare to make such a big commotion..."
Half an hour later, when the four of Ye Guzhou came down, the people on the corridor, whoever saw the four of them, immediately stood aside and did not fight them for the floor.Everyone was afraid in their hearts, for fear that they would be protected by these guys after falling asleep at night.
However, Fatty Wei had a proud face, and he did not forget to brag to Ye Guzhou: "Did you see that? You have been away for the past two days, and this teaching building has been gradually ruled by me. Now they have to detour when they see me." okay."
I don't know how to train that without blushing at all.Perhaps, this is the so-called racial talent!
Fighting all the way to the classroom, seeing all the boys, Ye Guzhou immediately mourned in his heart.What did I think at the beginning that I chose such a major as a monk, and now there are no seductive girls in class to watch.
"Hey, Fatty, that's not right... Where is your wife going?" Looking at all the boys, Ye Guzhou suddenly said to Fatty Wei.
"My daughter-in-law? When did I have a daughter-in-law? Don't talk nonsense. If sister Yaqin hears about it, she won't agree to my pursuit!" Fatty Wei said with a straight face.
"It's that tough girl in our class, that girl who's bigger than you..." Ye Guzhou said.
Fatty Wei immediately took a picture and said, "Get out, that's your wife! She has changed her major, saying that none of us here can appreciate her beauty. It's been so long since school started, and I haven't received a single love letter yet. Said that we have no eyesight... She transferred to other majors, saying that she was going to catch a rich husband!"
puff!
Hearing Fatty's explanation, Ye Guzhou immediately burst out laughing.Fuck, people can't be narcissistic to this extent, Ye Guzhou speaks with his conscience, he doesn't discriminate against any fat man.But that girl is really not ordinary fat, that tonnage-level body, even if she moves, it will cause a sensation.
Like this, it's only been a month since school started, and you want to receive a love letter?How hungry is this...
"By the way, Xiao Yezi. The woman Guo Meili has disappeared these days, and that beautiful teacher... It's really strange. Is our major really so masculine? Can't even keep a woman? The ones teaching me now are all old men, and the lectures are boring!" The fat man said suddenly.
they?Ye Guzhou's heart sank, do I want to tell you that they have been killed by me?
As the fat man's voice fell, Ye Guzhou didn't speak, and an old man walked in with a book in his arms.A boring class begins here.
At this time, at the gate of Kyoto University, two modern cars stopped, and eight people got out of the cars.These eight people were the killers who came out of the Bangzi Country embassy in Kyoto.
"Brother, I've found out, that kid is a student of this school. He's from the Department of Archeology, he should be in class now..."
Looking at the gate of Kyoto University, there was a glint of fierceness in the eyes of these men.This is the murderous aura that all killers possess.However, looking at the appearance of these people, it seems that they don't quite know how to restrain themselves perfectly.
(End of this chapter)
There is a saying that people live in the world, eat and drink.These two words are fully reflected in Fatty Wei and the three of them.
When Ye Guzhou parked his car, strolled up to the dormitory building, and opened the door of the dormitory, he was completely dumbfounded.Staring blankly at the place in front of him that looks like a pig's nest, he is very suspicious, is this really his dormitory?But I remember that when I left, it was still very tidy.
But now... Snack bags, soda cans, leftovers, and other disgusting things are all piled up in the dormitory.Judging from this posture, these guys have definitely spent the past few days without leaving the door.
The breath from the leftovers almost made Ye Guzhou faint.Damn it, how did they live in such a smelly dormitory for so long?
The sound of Ye Guzhou opening the door naturally alarmed the three men who were watching an art film inside.All of them turned their faces, the haggard faces scared Ye Guzhou back again and again.
"Fuck, how many times have you come here, or how long has it been since you ate?" Seeing these people, Ye Guzhou immediately screamed.
Looking at Ye Guzhou, Fatty Wei and the three stood up enthusiastically, and all of them hugged Ye Guzhou.Ye Guzhou was frightened by that enthusiastic look.He hurriedly stopped them...
"Wuuuuuuu, Xiao Yezi, we miss you so much. Without you, we can't even afford to eat now. Look, what we eat now is instant noodles. These two days are enough for me Lost a few catties from starvation, my cute little meat just left me in such a cruel way..."
Fatty Wei burst into tears when he opened his mouth.It's just that there was not a single tear on that distorted fat face.This look of grievance really disgusted Ye Guzhou.
"Is this fucking skinny? I see that I have put on a few pounds, and you are so cute, can you stop being so disgusting? With the leftovers on the table, do you dare to say that you can lose weight?" Ye Guzhou Immediately counterattacked, he pointed at the things on the table casually and said with contempt.
Being refuted by Ye Guzhou, Fatty Wei immediately wilted, and he smiled at Ye Guzhou with an embarrassing face, and then said: "Brother, I miss you, look at what you said... Youdao is like a day without seeing each other." Sanqiu, we haven't seen each other for two days, it's been six spring and autumn, don't you miss her?"
Fatty Wei blinked his squinting eyes, showing a self-righteous expression, as if he hoped that Ye Guzhou would be cute.
However, in Ye Guzhou's eyes, this "self-confident" cute appearance is so wretched.In an instant, not only Ye Guzhou, but also Bai Chi and Chen Nuo were chrysanthemums, and immediately moved away from Fatty Wei, and then said in unison: "Fuck, Fatty, I didn't expect you to be so good!"
This sentence immediately changed Fatty Wei's expression: "Get out, I'm a straight man!"
After opening the door and frolicking, Ye Guzhou looked at the messy dormitory and couldn't help shaking his head: "Let's tidy it up, it's really messed up, I've convinced you!"
Hearing Ye Guzhou's words, Fatty Wei suddenly became dissatisfied: "You boy, now you skip class every day and don't stay in the dormitory at night, what are you talking about. Otherwise, let us live at your house?"
As he spoke, Fatty Wei showed a wretched look, like a big bad wolf who has taken a fancy to its prey.
Ye Guzhou's forehead darkened, and he said unkindly: "Come on, I don't know you boy. Last time I lived at my house for a few days, I kept beating my old sister. You are a typical bad intention... ..."
This is not wrong at all. When Fatty Wei and others lived in the Zheng family compound, this fat man kept courting Zheng Yaqin, but it was a pity that sister Yaqin was not moved at all. Very hit.
However, this fat man can be regarded as persevering, and he insisted on asking for a phone number.In the past few days, he has been making phone calls against sister Yaqin.Just in the past few days, the phone bill alone has cost hundreds of dollars, and it is also a loss of his family's money, otherwise how can it afford it.
But there is one thing that surprised Ye Guzhou and others, that is, every time Fatty called Yaqin, Zheng Yaqin would answer them, and they hit it off very well.This once made Ye Guzhou wonder if his stupid sister had already been taken down by this fat man.
Having been exposed by Ye Guzhou, the fat man didn't feel embarrassed at all, but said proudly, "I, Wei Kai, except for being a little fatter, I'm pretty awesome in everything else. Compared to those dudes , I don’t know how many times better. Yaqin followed me, it’s definitely better than those young masters!”
Ye Guzhou did not refute these words, this fat man is really not bad except he is a little fatter and a little wretched.
Ignoring the fat man, Ye Guzhou was about to tidy up the dormitory.But just after taking two steps, I just felt like I stepped on something under my feet.After picking it up, Ye Guzhou saw it clearly.
What was wrapped in a ball was a piece of black cloth, and it was still sticky on the outside. I don't know if it was occupied by mucus or something.
"What is this?" Ye Guzhou asked.
Looking at this group of objects, Bai Chi and Chen Nuo suddenly laughed: "These are the socks that the fat man hasn't washed for several days. They were originally gray, but now they are all black! You can still take them, Admire, admire..."
sock?
"Damn it, socks!"
In an instant, Ye Guzhou's arm trembled, and the pair of black socks stuck to the white wall with a snap, and they couldn't fall off.
This scene immediately made Ye Guzhou's head feel black.How fucking disgusting is this, it's already stuck to the wall, I'll go...
Thinking that he took it just now, Ye Guzhou felt a chill, and a murderous intent shot out from his eyes.
"Fatty Wei, I'm going to kill you..."
A scream followed, and everyone in the dormitory building trembled when they heard that horrific voice.
And the students passing by this dormitory building, whether male or female, all showed a look of shock.Afterwards, they would shake their heads and leave quickly, but they would all mutter in their mouths: "People nowadays are really open enough. This group of people dare to make such a big commotion..."
Half an hour later, when the four of Ye Guzhou came down, the people on the corridor, whoever saw the four of them, immediately stood aside and did not fight them for the floor.Everyone was afraid in their hearts, for fear that they would be protected by these guys after falling asleep at night.
However, Fatty Wei had a proud face, and he did not forget to brag to Ye Guzhou: "Did you see that? You have been away for the past two days, and this teaching building has been gradually ruled by me. Now they have to detour when they see me." okay."
I don't know how to train that without blushing at all.Perhaps, this is the so-called racial talent!
Fighting all the way to the classroom, seeing all the boys, Ye Guzhou immediately mourned in his heart.What did I think at the beginning that I chose such a major as a monk, and now there are no seductive girls in class to watch.
"Hey, Fatty, that's not right... Where is your wife going?" Looking at all the boys, Ye Guzhou suddenly said to Fatty Wei.
"My daughter-in-law? When did I have a daughter-in-law? Don't talk nonsense. If sister Yaqin hears about it, she won't agree to my pursuit!" Fatty Wei said with a straight face.
"It's that tough girl in our class, that girl who's bigger than you..." Ye Guzhou said.
Fatty Wei immediately took a picture and said, "Get out, that's your wife! She has changed her major, saying that none of us here can appreciate her beauty. It's been so long since school started, and I haven't received a single love letter yet. Said that we have no eyesight... She transferred to other majors, saying that she was going to catch a rich husband!"
puff!
Hearing Fatty's explanation, Ye Guzhou immediately burst out laughing.Fuck, people can't be narcissistic to this extent, Ye Guzhou speaks with his conscience, he doesn't discriminate against any fat man.But that girl is really not ordinary fat, that tonnage-level body, even if she moves, it will cause a sensation.
Like this, it's only been a month since school started, and you want to receive a love letter?How hungry is this...
"By the way, Xiao Yezi. The woman Guo Meili has disappeared these days, and that beautiful teacher... It's really strange. Is our major really so masculine? Can't even keep a woman? The ones teaching me now are all old men, and the lectures are boring!" The fat man said suddenly.
they?Ye Guzhou's heart sank, do I want to tell you that they have been killed by me?
As the fat man's voice fell, Ye Guzhou didn't speak, and an old man walked in with a book in his arms.A boring class begins here.
At this time, at the gate of Kyoto University, two modern cars stopped, and eight people got out of the cars.These eight people were the killers who came out of the Bangzi Country embassy in Kyoto.
"Brother, I've found out, that kid is a student of this school. He's from the Department of Archeology, he should be in class now..."
Looking at the gate of Kyoto University, there was a glint of fierceness in the eyes of these men.This is the murderous aura that all killers possess.However, looking at the appearance of these people, it seems that they don't quite know how to restrain themselves perfectly.
(End of this chapter)
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