I'm dying in Marvel

Chapter 1 I have never seen such a stupid system!

Early in the morning, in an ordinary-looking apartment room.

After casually picking up the hamburger on the table and taking a bite, the boy with a pair of dead fish eyes lazily went back to the bed, and casually watched the program on the TV screen.

"Well... this body has almost absorbed the memories of the past, and now there is basically no problem with language."

His surname is Qiao Mingsi. Although this name is a bit strange, it is much better than his former friend named Mario.

However, Joss's English score has never exceeded [-] points, but now he can understand American TV programs without subtitles completely without barriers.

The reason for all of this is undoubtedly because after he traveled through, the original owner of this body, the person whose name was also pronounced "Jose", whether it was a coincidence or something else, was also remembered.

After nodding in satisfaction, Joss casually switched the TV to a channel playing metal tunes, and leaned back on the bed.

It has been more than a week since he traveled here, and Joss has basically adapted to the new life here, but he doesn't feel any discomfort.

Anyway, he was not in good health at first, he had a congenital heart disease since he was a child, who knows what went wrong, anyway, he burped as soon as his feet twitched.

So in order to strengthen his body, Joss has put in a lot of effort, such as exercising regularly, learning some fighting skills and so on.

The effect is also very significant, he has successfully trained himself to death.

It may be because he knew that he didn't have a good life for a long time since he was a child, and Joss wasn't particularly touched by the fact that he died on his birthday.

Coupled with the fact that he has successfully crossed over to live again now, and the never-ending pain in his heart has disappeared, it should be a wave of celebration for him instead.

It's just that Joss is not very happy, but is worried every day.

If you want to say why, because this is in the Marvel movie world.

Well, it’s the average three or four superheroes and supervillains who come out to make trouble every day, and almost every time it’s a crisis event as small as a building or as large as the entire planet.

Not to mention the world-destroying purple sweet potato finger snap monster, just ordinary people like Joss, almost every time they encounter such a thing, they will suffer in pieces.

In the few days since Joss came here, he has seen three serious incidents on the news. Although they were all solved by superheroes in the end, ordinary people still suffered heavy casualties.

Although these incidents were far away from Joss and had no impact on his life, the sense of crisis they brought him was not small at all.

Undoubtedly, such an unreliable thing as luck is definitely not worth relying on for life. In this world where monsters are everywhere and there are as many strong people as dogs, even if he escapes to the ends of the world, there will still be purple sweet potato essence waiting for him with the snap of his fingers.

So if you want to live a stable life, the best way is to make yourself stronger.

More than anything else, at least this was the only goal Joss was fairly clear about, and he did.

Ordinary people may still have doubts about how to become stronger, especially those without superpowers, and they don't know how to fight those monsters that look like gods and demons.

But as a time traveler, there are always benefits, right?

It's just that when he thought of the golden finger he was carrying, Joston felt even more desperate for the world.

As we all know, the time traveler will generally distribute a cheat, and this cheat is basically related to the last thing he did before the time travel.

For example, if you watch anime, you may get related abilities such as ninjutsu and devil fruit, and if you play games, you may also have sword master skills, card-drawing systems, and the like.

Anyway, whether it is magic or cultivation or even high-tech mechs, these things, as the capital for the traverser to settle down, are both powerful and suitable for the traverser himself.

But what was Joss doing before time travel?

In the water group, I was sending silly emoticons to netizens.

So he got this [death system].

Well, a rather straightforward and silly thing from the name.

And its effect is also very cooperative, it can be said to be both stupid and deadly.

For example, the first task Joss received required him to dance cygnets on the street during rush hour when traffic flow was the largest, and ended with a space walk.

After struggling for a whole day, Joss finally made up his mind to finish the task.

Although he was almost beaten up by a group of angry drivers, Joss managed to escape and obtained the first ability [Master of Time] rewarded by the system.

The specific effect is that Joss can always know the exact time in all time zones around the world, accurate to the second.

Congratulations, congratulations, at least Joss won't need to buy a watch in the future.

As for the second task, Joss was asked to find a bearded black man who looked extremely strong and tall, and his arms were thicker than Joss' thighs, and asked if he was interested in spending a good night together tonight.

Originally, Joss thought that the other party would get angry and beat him up at most, but he only needed to run away after asking.

Moreover, Joss also confidently observed the nearby police patrol route, and if the other party pursued him, he would lead him there, and then ask the police uncle to teach this guy a lesson.

In the end, his meow guy actually agreed!

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At that time, Joss realized that his running speed was faster than when he escaped from a group of angry drivers yesterday.

After all, if he is really caught by the other party, he might be caught by the height difference. If he doesn't run away, he will throw away more than just daisies!

In the end, Joss was very lucky to escape again, but the tearing pain in the muscles of his legs has been bothering him to this day, which is why he is still lying lazily on the bed.

award?

Oh, the reward this time is quite strong. According to the ability description, it is basically similar to the ability of Mystique in the Marvel world.

[Name: The Power of Brother Wufly]

【Rarity: N】

[Effect: When you say that line, it can cause the opponent to generate 300% of the anger. 】

Joss said that he had nothing to say, anyway, he was completely desperate for his broken system.

The task is not difficult, but it is also quite terrible from other angles.

But compared with these missions of making a big death, the real problem lies in this reward.

"So what's the use of these abilities????"

It's a pity that no one could answer Joss' doubts, so he could only pick up the hamburger and took another bite in grief, before turning his attention to the system panel.

There, there is the last ability lying quietly.

【Name: Last Stand】

[Rarity: R]

[Effect: As the name implies, you can fight with your back. 】

Well, no more, just a few words.

It has been almost two weeks since I came to this world, and I have completed three tasks in total and obtained three abilities.

And the most useful ability among them is actually the Lord of Time's crap!

(End of this chapter)