I'm dying in Marvel

Chapter 157 How did the Avengers lose by riding on the face?
The vast majority of people on the earth are still unaware of the fact that the earth has once again become the target of many big bosses in the universe.

Although even if they know, they probably won't react. After all, the probability of seeing an alien invasion in this world is higher than the boss telling me to raise my salary next month or the goddess I like taking the initiative to ask for dinner. The odds are even higher.

Similarly, the Avengers, including Joss, naturally knew nothing about it, and just indulged in the life of eating chicken and watching live broadcasts every day.

"Look, look, Loki transformed into Senior Agent Lynn today." Nick Fury pointed to the picture on the screen and laughed.

At the top of the monitoring screen was a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes and a hot figure. Before Nick Fury said anything, Thor still had a silvery smile on his face. Hearing this, he suddenly became... more silvery.

In the Hall of Avengers, today there are only four people, Joss, Nick, and Tolbrus. One of the first two rarely goes to the frontal battle, and the other is too lazy to move. One of the latter two is to stay here to eat fried chicken , and the other is that no one dares to let him move casually.

[Is this Loki's outfit today?Agent shower? 】—Captain America

But thanks to Joss' suggestion to Tony, the Avengers' surveillance video has already added the barrage function. Although only a few people in the Avengers can use it at this time, it can also give up the few people in the mission. People can communicate with everyone.

【She... No, what is his goal today?Loki should have found out where the Rubik's Cube is placed two days ago, right? 】—Your widow
[Should be looking for the route, if there is no accident, he will act in the next few days. 】——The Avengers understand?
[Then we also need to be prepared. 】——Captain America

[Speaking of which, I didn't expect Brother Thor to have such a good figure! 】——The world's largest arrow hero

[Say that you are in good shape and hold back, take me with you! ! ! 】——I am the super handsome Spiderman

【Peter, if you secretly play with the tablet during class again, I will take it back. 】——more money, more money
[I was wrong Mr. Stark! 】——I am the super handsome Spiderman

[The first two are you crazy?He is an illusion! 】—Actually, I think mechanical wings are more handsome

【Well, but Onoko is still older than Natasha. 】——The head of the dog will be hammered to pieces for you
【Thor, you wait】——Your widow sister
[What the hell?Wait, so she can see me talking?What the hell is Stark doing? 】——The head of the dog will be hammered to pieces for you
[Hehe, I can see it too. 】——more money, more money
[Wait, wait, what's going on with your code names? 】——Captain America

【Mine was taken by Joss, isn't it handsome? 】——The world's largest arrow hero

【…】—Bucky, where are you?
【team leader? ? ? 】——There will always be squeezes
[Fuck, who changed my name? ? ?Are you going to die?Joss is that you? ? 】——There will always be squeezes
[By the way... what were we talking about before? 】——The Avengers understand?
Watching the smell of gunpowder in the bullet screen gradually become stronger, Joss took another plate of fried chicken for Thor and decisively teleported it home.

He is not afraid, how could he be afraid, right?
"But looking at it like this, I can mention it to the people in the software group, and let them hurry up and create something like a Marvel chat group."

It has been almost half a year since he came to this world, and the most annoying thing for Joss is the feeling of not being able to use a ball.

I have to say that in this regard, the popular social software in the United States is not so comfortable to use. In addition, there is no emoticon pack available for Joss, who always feels that something is missing when chatting, so he is going to make one himself.

As for the certain penguin I got two days ago, considering that I don’t know when the second one will be produced in a year, and even if there are two, it may not be much better than the radio, so I simply sent it directly to the fried chicken shop. I went to work.

Although it can only work once, judging from the response, it is indeed quite popular, and it can be called a three-good employee who looks good, smells delicious.

But after all, Joss' plan is to save the impoverished spiritual world of the Marvel people in dire straits, not only to vigorously promote krypton gold...cross out, fun games, anime, movies, but also to let idols shine And gourmet food shines on the universe.

And if you want to snap your fingers and let people in half the universe call with fried chicken, the prerequisite is undoubtedly to insert optical fibers into all places including Thanos' hometown.

Otherwise, if there is no signal on the alien planet, what kind of cards are there to swipe and dungeons to watch live!
However, the network problem will not be solved for a while, so Joss' goal at this time is to make these things on the earth first, and then directly sweep the universe with a series of mature products.

After writing down the relevant things in the small notebook he carried with him, Joss stretched his waist, but his mind had already returned to Loki's matter.

Now that the other party has found the space gem inside S.H.I.E.L.D., or the location of the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, the Kirita invasion is obviously not too far away.

But for the catastrophe that almost destroyed the entire Twisting City in the original world line, Joss's current mentality is really good.

Let's take a look at the comparison of the combat power of the two sides.
Loki Fang, one boss, Loki, several whale-shaped living battleships under his banner, and a large group of Chirita's miscellaneous soldiers.

On the Avengers side, there is one 666-[-] opener, two hangers-on players, one krypton gold player, several salted fish in the area who can shout [-] behind their backs, the number of various powerful foreign aids is unknown, and there is one in their hands. A psychopath who can blow up the bomb in the whole Twister City.

How to lose?Just ask you, how did the Avengers lose the face-riding battle?
Rather than saying that Loki is the boss, in Joss' view, it's simply that Loki Xiaomengxin brought a team of rookie union members and traveled thousands of miles to challenge the hell-level Earth dungeon, okay?
What kind of spirit is this, comrades!Even if Ryze uses a big move to bring four people and twenty soldiers into the blood pool to give away the head, he is not as dedicated as Loki!
After thinking about it carefully, Joss found that this battle was too stable!

At that time, he only needs to eat hot pot and sing at home, and see that the time is about the same, and go to Stark Tower for dinner.

Qiao won without bloodshed and without a fight!

Joss nodded in satisfaction, but a burst of mobile phone ringing interrupted his thoughts, and it turned out that the call was from Nick Fury, whom he had just met.

"Hello? Nick, what's the matter?"

"Something has happened!" On the other end of the phone, Nick Fury's voice sounded quite disturbed, even more disturbed than Sakura Sister.

"I don't know whether it's man-made or accidental. Steve and the others encountered a turbulent flow in space, and now they are swept away to nowhere."

(End of this chapter)