I'm dying in Marvel

Chapter 173 Laxatives, glad to answer this question
Joss felt a bit pained at this meeting. If he wanted to say why, it was certainly not because he hadn't appeared on stage these two days, but because a troublesome guy appeared in front of him.

Originally, Joss lived quite leisurely during this period of time, and hardly received any urgent tasks.

After the Cirita incident, most people who like to make troubles will now look at the group of fat house guards in the sky before making troubles, and carefully weigh their weight before taking action.

Thanks to them, the law and order situation in Twisting City has hit a record high during this period, and the Avengers are so idle that they are about to grow mushrooms.

However, in this respect, he was indeed free, but Joss did not stop his busy pace.

The current situation is somewhat different from what he imagined, but it also proves that it is possible to reduce the occurrence of various dangerous incidents by improving the impoverished spiritual world of the people of Marvel.

Now, besides one mobile game and one end-game game, Joss also let the programmers under him speed up the work of some simple functions, but things that were very popular in Joss's previous life.

Turning on the phone and taking a quick glance, the headline on Douyin today is the earthy theater starring Magneto and Mystique. At this time, the popularity has already surpassed the video of Professor X's wheelchair opening a beer bottle.

The two old men seem to be fighting on this, and the update speed is faster than the other. Various videos are emerging one after another. Although they have never met each other, Joss reckons that these two will not make any big moves in the short term. up.

Even because of the videos of the two of them, human evaluation of mutants has increased by at least [-] percentage points. Whoever dares to say a bad word to these fans, they will definitely jump up on the spot with Xaio's sound.

Not to mention much, now only the goggles of Toad and Cyclops are sold very well in the mutant series.

Obviously, they are just low-quality gadgets that cost less than three dollars, but every one of them sells for dozens of people to buy them, which really makes the boss behind the scenes laugh from ear to ear.

Of course, Joss was doing this thing from production to sale, and he even registered a patent first, which is very scumbag.

In addition, the most popular website [Forcing Call] was naturally established by Joss. Although the website was established less than two weeks ago, its search volume has already ranked among the top five of the major search engines.

For example, one of the most popular questions in the past two days is [I don’t think the Hulk is very strong, can a person who has been exercising all the time be able to punch the Hulk? 】

Keyboardman asks:

[In the past two days, I saw a lot of people bragging about how powerful the Hulk is. I searched for the video online, and it seems to be normal, right?Ordinary people can achieve that level of muscle with a little practice, and I don't know why they are called superheroes. 】

Twisted brother:

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[Who is Hulk?Have not heard】

Anonymous User:

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[Hehe, the last time I met Hulk, I beat him up without saying a word, and I didn't even dare to fart. 】

Sauron the Bandit King:
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[Laxatives, although I haven’t exercised, and I haven’t seen Hulk, but I don’t think Hulk can’t do it.

Because first of all, the well-known large muscles are just fakes and have no actual combat value. That is to say, he only looks strong, but in fact he is just a show that can be pushed down.

Of course, there must be many people who are not convinced by what I said, so I will actually explain to you how to deal with an enemy like Hulk.

First of all, when you are fighting Hulk, you will notice that Hulk's body is very tall, which also means that his defensive blind spot is as large as a polearm, so you only need to rush to him It's hard to hurt you.

If Hulk can't attack you, then you can easily launch a counterattack.

We can see that Hulk's figure is an obvious inverted triangle shape. Such a figure looks very intimidating, but in fact it is difficult to maintain balance because of the unstable center of gravity. We only need to hug his ribs at the waist, Then lift him up and he will fall to the ground.

Note that after the Hulk fell to the ground, it was time for the decisive victory. We only needed to quickly climb on top of him and beat him like a storm.

At the same time, pay attention to the counterattack of Hulk's fist. When he reaches out, he quickly hugs his arm and uses joint skills to suppress him, and Hulk will quickly beg for mercy.

The above are the main points of knocking down the Hulk, I hope it can help you. 】

Bruce Banner:
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[You guys upstairs made Hulk mad, and I can't control it, he has already locked your address... Hulk is very angry!Now I'm going to hit you along the network cable! 】

"..." After silently reading a page of answers, Joss clicked the exit button.

This... shouldn't be a problem, right?
No, no, even if something goes wrong, it has nothing to do with him, so just pretend you didn’t see it, eh!That's it!
After turning off the call page, Joss finally remembered that he had other things to do. He originally wanted to escape to the virtual world, but now it seems that he still has to face reality no matter what...

After heaving a long sigh, Joss raised his head and looked at the man in the red tights who was sitting in his office and flipping through Seqing magazine.

Question, if the man in the red tights is not Spider-Man, then who is he?

It's Deadpool!

Just after noon today, he suddenly came to the door and indicated that he wanted to talk to Joss about something.

To be honest, if there is anyone in the Marvel world that Joss doesn't want to get involved with, Deadpool can definitely be ranked in the top three.

The main reason is that this person is too crazy, almost like himself!
"It's finally done?" Seemingly aware of Joss' gaze, Deadpool raised his head and looked over.

"Uh... yeah, there's nothing to do." Joss nodded.

"No, I'm talking about the author's word count. I wrote a bunch of irrelevant things when I made my debut in this chapter. Let me take a look... This is about to end soon, and it looks like a broken chapter. what."

Deadpool sighed and looked at the word count in the lower left corner of the word window, and found that it was almost [-] words, so he could only shake his head and look at Joss again.

"Oh, by the way, you won't hear what I said in the setting, so don't worry about it, let's talk about the transaction."

Hearing his words, Joss couldn't help but said with a headache: "Tell me what your transaction is, and I'll think about whether to do it or not."

"Well... I want you to kill me, permanently."

(End of this chapter)