I'm dying in Marvel

Chapter 196 Uncle, let me make you laugh?

Joss never cared about Yi Ge's nonsense of "forget the hatred, let go of the desire" and "come to me, everyone is friends" to persuade him and Xingjue.

The old playwright's fight at the beginning was to "influence" Xingjue, so that the other party would willingly cooperate with his plan. Naturally, he couldn't show his true intentions at the beginning, but slowly and slowly with such a kind and benevolent appearance. Picture it.

It is precisely because of this that from the moment he appeared, he looked like an enlightened outsider, which felt a bit more like a virgin than the disguise that Joss had seen in the movie.

Although Xingjue is still very upset with Joss, after all, if he hadn't chased and killed him, the trouble would not have become like this.

At this time, he didn't know Egg's identity, he just regarded him as an old man living on a remote planet, but in his eyes, Joss' identity as an interstellar pirate was confirmed.

Joss wasn't in the mood to care about these messy things, so he glanced at the two of them and went straight back to his spaceship.

Egg was naturally happy with this situation, and took Xingjue back to his palace directly, seemingly not interested in managing Joss at all.

It's hard to say whether you have made any preparations in private.

As for whether Xingjue will be turned against by Igor, Joss feels uncomfortable.

Originally Star-Lord was able to get rid of Yi Ge, more than half of the credit was due to his group of companions, but at this moment he is a loner here, the probability of escaping from Yi Ge is really too small.

Although Xingjue can be said to be a demigod, he is not a good teammate choice in terms of combat power, brain or heart.

After all, things like Doubi are fun when you look at others, but if Doubi becomes your teammate, it is really a terrible thing (everyone in S.H.I.E.L.D. agrees).

Even the other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy, in the eyes of Joss, are people who are more fun than practical. Even if they participate in the final battle, it is probably a dispensable addition.

If the Destroyer was the one who punched Thanos' heart in the comics, Joss would definitely win him over at any cost.

But the Destroyer in this universe is just a big brainless guy with a handful of tendons, and his combat power is not even much stronger than Hawkeye, even if he joins the Avengers, it will be useless.

Even without considering the mascot Rocket Raccoon, the strength of the rest of them is almost in this category. Perhaps the strongest should be Groot's ability to control plants.

But it doesn't necessarily mean that it will be much better than those with corresponding abilities among the mutants.

As for Gamora... It can be said that it is the same as Star-Lord, and it is also a big pit.

As the adopted daughter of Thanos, more than half of Thanos' ability to get the soul gem is due to her. This has nothing to do with her subjective thoughts. In fact, the result is that Thanos can get the gem because of her.

It's like when Joss played masturbation or dota in his previous life, he encountered the kind of operation that was as fierce as a tiger, and the score was 0 kills and 8 deaths.

Maybe they want to kill the Quartet, solve the opponent, and lead the team to victory in their hearts, but their actual behavior is the deadliest pitfall.

E-sports food is the original sin, and in this war of destroying the world's devil king, pit competition is even more original sin.

So from the very beginning, Joss had no illusions about the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

If nothing happens to Star-Lord, he plans to beat him up and throw him in Arkham Mental Hospital until Thanos is dead. What will other people do without Star-Lord? That’s the same for Joss. It doesn't matter.

Although he may not have the chance to get in touch with Rocket Raccoon and Little Groot, the two big Marvel creatures, but he, Joss, is not a girl with a heart overflowing, and this kind of thing is really not important.

Unless these two are the crispy noodles and dryad loli in the animal mother zoo...

Just when Joss was thinking about these things, he saw Yi Ge suddenly jumping out from in front of him like a forest elf, accompanied by a pile of tree-like substances.

I don't know if he has already dealt with Xingjue, or if he used his ability similar to the shadow clone. The appearance of Ego in front of him is exactly the same as the one who took Xingjue away before, so that Joss can't tell the difference at all.

Of course, maybe there is no difference in itself, after all, his body is the planet under his feet, and the appearance of human beings is nothing more than a disguise, so there is no difference between body and body.

"What? The moment of affection with your son is over?" Seeing Yi Ge who suddenly appeared, Joss did not panic at all, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Who are you? Why do you know about this?" Yi Ge was taken aback when he heard this, and then burst out with a powerful aura that instantly enveloped Joss's body, and he no longer cared about pretending to be a good old man.

Even Xingjue didn't know about this matter, and he was still looking for an opportunity to have a showdown with the other party. Why did Joss tell the truth?
As a person who really let his own seed rush to the universe and was merciful, Ego and other creatures left many descendants, but the only one who could inherit his power was Star-Lord, so he was naturally very nervous.

Joss turned his head and smiled proudly: "Then it has nothing to do with you, tell me, what can you do with me?"

"Huh! A mortal who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth!" As a god, since when has Yi Ge ever been spoken to like this, this man who can even personally implant tumors in his lover's body... Ball is not an easy person.

Some people describe the gods as being able to follow their words, but it is difficult for others to say, at least when Yi Ge was on this planet, he was an existence that could follow his words without even speaking.

It was just a cold snort, but the invisible force was already gathered beside Joss. Egg had long been unhappy with Joss' weird smile, but now he wanted to rip his jaw apart.

"What?!" However, it shouldn't be as easy as tearing apart a piece of toilet paper, but Egg found that he couldn't move Joss' jaw at all!
Squinting his eyes slightly, Egg subconsciously used five points of strength, enough to concentrate the pulling force of tearing the earth on Joss's mouth, but he didn't even startle a wave.

This time Yi Ge was really surprised.

That kind of power, even the god king Odin of Asgard would not ignore it so easily. With his wisdom that has lived for countless tens of thousands of years, but he doesn't seem to be particularly smart, he also found that this child in front of him is absolutely invincible. not simple!
After realizing that Egg had finally stopped, the proud smile on the corner of Joss's mouth turned into a wicked smile again.

[Arrogance/Evil Charming Smile Set Effect: Nothing can stop you from being proud/Evil Charming Smile! 】

(End of this chapter)