I'm dying in Marvel

Chapter 206 Great Lakes Avengers

After hearing the name of the tall model woman, Joss fell into a dazed state, and couldn't care less about watching Logan's manicure joke.

Ashley Crawford, also better known as Big Bertha, is a superhero, a member of the Avengers of the Great Lakes.

Well, the Avengers of the Great Lakes, although it sounds similar, actually has nothing to do with the Avengers.

Even this group of guys were sued by Tony Stark's legal counsel to the court, so they had to change their name to the Great Lakes X-Men.

The degree of deadly naming is enough to witness what kind of teasers this group is.

I just don't know if this happened now, and I don't know which name they are calling now.

But the name is not important, the important thing is that the people in this superhero organization are very... stupid...

For example, their leader, Mister Immortal, is a real existence with golden curly hair, absolutely, completely, and will never die no matter what.

Yes, his ability is a kind that completely surpasses Wolverine, beyond Deadpool, and even people like Apocalypse and Thanos cannot compare with him in this regard.

Whether in the world of movies or comics, Wolverine has died a lot.

Different from the powerful healing ability it exhibited, in fact, methods including aging, complete suffocation, physical annihilation, etc., can kill Logan to a certain extent.

Of course, there is a certain chance that it will be forcibly revived by a new screenwriter with a new mustache in the future, let's not talk about this for now.

The same is true for Deadpool. Although his self-healing ability is stronger than that of Wolverine, he has been killed many times.

Even in the comics, after he was cursed to become immortal because he snatched a woman from Thanos, he often wandered around the place of the goddess of death.

However, Mr. Immortal is completely different. He is truly immortal, not the self-healing ability of Wolverine and Deadpool.

In other words, he is truly immortal, and can be resurrected after receiving any fatal injury. Even the universe-level gods have praised him. He is the ultimate evolutionary form of human beings.

It's a pity that only vitality has evolved.

Well, normally speaking, an existence like his should be terrifyingly powerful. After all, the two seniors of the same type are powerful superheroes, and he, an immortal, would only be stronger.

It's a pity otherwise, he has nothing but vitality.

His skills are inferior to ordinary people, and he has no advantage in physical strength at all. His intelligence is estimated to be slightly better than Forrest Gump, and his ability to resist blows is basically weak. An ordinary person can spend half a day with a single shot.

Seriously, it's a miracle that this guy wasn't arrested to study the mysteries of immortality.

As the deputy captain of the Great Lakes Avengers, Pingren, a man who calls himself "the supreme gay" is the brain of the team.

It is said that he has dozens of advanced doctorates, but basically no relevant school information can be found for each of them.

But his ability is very similar to the rubber man in the Fantastic Four, that is, his body can be stretched and stretched arbitrarily, and can also be compressed and expanded at will.

It's just that his body always has only one plane, which can be regarded as the closest existence to the two thorns.

It stands to reason that a certain pirate wearing a straw hat has already proved that the rubber man is very highly developable, and the second gear, the third gear, the fourth gear, the fifth gear, and the reverse gear are really fierce.

But this guy is stupid!

When you meet an enemy, find a gap and just drill it. If it doesn’t work, you can stick a mural on the wall. Most people really have nothing to do with it.

People who have a way to deal with him won't spend time dealing with this kind of teasing, will they?

In addition to the two captains, the janitor is also one of the resident members.

This guy who looks like Spider-Man who has been splashed with ink has the power to penetrate all matter or let all matter penetrate him.

And I don't know how, I lost contact with the strongest god among the five gods of the universe (swallowing stars, death, infinity, eternity, and annihilation), and became the agent of the other party.

Of course, apart from being able to fly, the strongest god didn't give him a fart.

And because of his ability, he is basically like an advanced version of Obito Uchiha. Under normal circumstances, any attack cannot touch him, but penetrates directly.

So his role in battle is basically the same as that of a flat person, that is, watching a show and eating melons.

And the next thing I want to talk about is the most famous female model in Wisconsin who is currently dating Uncle Wolf, Big Bertha.

Her background can basically be seen as a sex-reduced version of Tony Stark. As the richest person among the Great Lakes Avengers, the entire team is operating on her money.

And her ability is more subtle, although the practicality is much higher than the previous ones, but it doesn't look very seductive.

Because her strength is to control the fat in her body.

When her body is full of fat and becomes a huge fat woman, she will gain super strength, endurance, defense and other bonuses similar to Hulk.

Although I don't know if she is the same as Hulk getting stronger as he gets angry, and can reach the realm of getting fatter and stronger, but I have to say that she is already the most normal painting style in the whole team.

Considering this problem, Joss can only sigh in admiration. Uncle Wolf has found such a woman who is really on the battlefield and can switch between cute and fat at any time. I really care about it.

In addition to these permanent members, the Great Lakes Avengers also has some lesser-known members.

Like Mister Immortal's girlfriend, Ascension Dana, a pink female humanoid who looks like the drunken product of bats and aliens.

Her power is to emit a special frequency sound wave that only Mr. Immortal can hear, which can be classified as a great reward for confusing behavior (Joss: "What's the problem with only talking to specific people?! I don't think there's anything wrong with it. what!").

It's just that Feisheng Dana died after playing soy sauce for a short time after she appeared on the stage, so the role of the scene is naturally out of the question.

In addition to her, there is another existence named Grasshopper Man, who broke the sky even more.

The appearance of Grasshopper Man is very conspicuous. If you come to cook, you will definitely recognize this guy who looks like Kamen Rider at first glance.

Unlike other people in the Great Lakes Avengers, despite having a similar name to Spider-Man, Grasshopper-Man does not have any superpowers. Instead, like Tony Stark, he is a skilled player who relies on equipment for food.

He made a set of grasshopper battle suits by himself. After wearing them, he can gain jumping ability beyond the imagination of normal people, powerful perception ability, and a series of miscellaneous improvements such as strength, speed, and defense.

If such a person joins other organizations, at least he will shine. Even if he is not as well-known as Iron Man, he can still be called a superhero.

But the problem is that he joined the Great Lakes Avengers.

By the way, let me make a digression here, that is the way the Great Lakes Avengers recruit newcomers.

It's different from the Avengers or the Justice League next door, where a certain leader goes to interview superheroes one by one, and it's also different from a group of powerful people who spontaneously gather together like the Midnight Sons, and it's even more like the high-end membership of the Hellfire Club different.

The way they recruit newcomers is to distribute leaflets on the street.

Well, it's the kind of stuff like "Learn about swimming and fitness."

Ok?There seems to be something wrong?Anyway, give me your phone number first!

Cough cough, digressing, all in all, Grasshopper Man met the Great Lakes Avengers in such an atmosphere.

It has to be said that the status of Grasshopper Man is in the Marvel world, whether it is the world of movies, TV dramas or comics, his existence is extremely unique and extraordinary.

Because he created the biggest miracle in the entire Marvel world!

A member of the Celestial Group like Star Swallowing Annihilation, or a member of the Father Group like Odin Thanos, or even the ultimate eraser of the Life Tribunal at a higher level, or even the great god OAA can't do it.

That is to die fast.

Well, it took a total of [-] seconds from appearance to being beaten to death, which is simply the fastest blue man in the Marvel world!

And this is not over, after the death of a generation of Grasshopper Man, his grasshopper battle suit was also transformed and inherited from the past.

But the second-generation Grasshopperman suddenly jumped to a standing height and died because of some meaningless things after his debut.

why?Remember what I said before, the jumping ability of the grasshopper suit is very, very, very strong, so this guy jumped out of the atmosphere and jumped into the universe.

And then died.

Of course, there were three more generations of Grasshopper Man after this. This one didn't kill himself, but he was unlucky. When he appeared on the stage, he met a passing Deadpool and broke his neck.

To be honest, Joss didn't know where these teasers were before, but now that he knew that he had met him, he began to think about the opportunity to steal the grasshopper suit.

Definitely not wearing it by himself, this thing is almost the same level of causality artifact as Kenny's coat, even he doesn't want to do this kind of death.

But if there is a chance in the future, if you have a chance to trick Thanos or other big guys into wearing it... Maybe it will be very interesting...

And in fact, among the members of the Great Lakes Avengers, there is another acquaintance of Joss, that is Brother Hawkeye Dei.

Well, that guy once joined the Great Lakes Avengers, who knows whether it was because he was confused with the Avengers or because he was attracted to each other, anyway, he used to work in the Great Lakes Avengers for a while.

Thinking about what is wrong with Hawkeye's funny personality, it seems to have been explained...

but!

There is a but here!

Among the Avengers of the Great Lakes, there is also a member who has been offline for a long time, but when he appeared on the stage, he was a member who truly destroyed the world.

Squirrel girl.

A teenage girl with freckles, big dies, and a squirrel tail.

It doesn't matter what her abilities are, we just need to look at her record.

Summon the squirrel to defeat Doctor Doom.

Get rid of the passing mordok.

Killed Thanos while shopping.

Others include Tyrant Messenger, Deadpool, etc. All in all, she can beat up almost all bosses one by one.

As for the method of defeating, it is very indescribable, in a word... just turn the page, and she will win.

If you want to ask why, because she is a funny cartoon character.

Vegeta knows that you should never mess with funny comic characters, but obviously the bigwigs in Marvel don't have this cognition.

There is no doubt that if Thanos meets this one, even if he collects all six gems, he will be pressed to the ground and rubbed against him.

But to be honest, Joss doesn't have much hope for this. After all, for Squirrel Girl, her nanny job and supermarket sale day are definitely more important than Thanos.

Unless Thanos happened to be in her way to the supermarket.

In other words, it's absolutely fine to think of her as a natural and childish One-Punch Man who has no interest in being a hero, but definitely don't expect her to take the initiative to help save the earth.

Of course, let alone negotiating conditions with her or threatening her, unless it was really impatient to live, so Joss had to think about it a little at most.

Here, Joss was weighing in his heart whether he should get in touch with this group of teasers from the Great Lakes Avengers, but Logan and Big Bertha were making good progress there.

The cute steel claws with manicures are one aspect. Joss felt that the main problem was that after Big Bertha made a gesture, he felt that the claws would not be able to pierce through his fat layer even with Logan's strength.

So men can't be too short!
No matter what, it is always a good thing to make progress, plus Big Bertha who does not transform is also a rare beauty. After Uncle Wolf achieved his goal, he immediately displayed his charm and experience as an old man, making everyone laugh from time to time. Bertha giggled.

Even the onlookers like Joss can see that this time, there is something going on!
After dinner, the two exchanged contact information and said goodbye on the spot. The main reason is that both Logan and Big Bertha had already discovered Joss and his group, otherwise the two might just find a place to open a room. Hard to say.

However, since they planned to date for the purpose of marriage, they naturally didn't rush this moment. After saying goodbye, Logan and Joss left the hotel and found a bar to celebrate again.

Although this meeting has not yet been completed, anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is definitely a sure thing.

"Joss, thank you for your suggestion this time... What are you looking at?" After toasting Storm and the others, Logan also raised his glass to Joss, but found that the other party had been staring at him. I don't know what to think on the back of my hand.

"Well... I'm a little curious..."

Joss glanced at Logan tentatively, thought about what he had read before, one of the famous quotes of Squirrel Girl, and then asked: "I heard that when your claws are stretched out, there is actually no sound, it's all because of you." Is the sound of 'chi Leng' in my mouth real?"

(End of this chapter)