The god-level lottery starts from the love apartment

Chapter 18 Pig Teammates

Tang Seng was very happy when he heard this, and said: "Master, I just ate some dry rice, and now I am really thirsty. Sand Monk, bring my purple gold bowl, and take a bowl of it to quench my thirst for Master."

Saying so, Drifting leaned over to scoop up a bowl and handed it to Tang Seng.

But the monkey was a little skeptical. It looked at Lin Xin and said, "Idiot, you are lazy and lazy, and you are not so active. Tell me, do you have some conspiracy?"

Lin Xin immediately pretended to be innocent after hearing this, and said, "Brother, you can see what you said, don't worry, my old pig is a kind person, how can I do such vile things like cheating my teammates!"

At this time, Tang Seng and Sha Seng shared half of the water in the bowl. Tang Seng persuaded: "Wukong, don't talk nonsense. Although Ba Jie is ugly and has no skills, he will not deceive us. The water in this river is extremely clear and tastes delicious." Gan Tian, ​​drink some too." Then he handed the alms bowl to the monkey.

Hearing what Tang Seng said, the monkey believed it somewhat, but still refused to drink the water. The monkey handed the bowl to Bajie, and said with a smile: "My grandson is not thirsty, you idiot, just drink it."

Lin Xin knew that the monkey was trying to test him, so he smiled slightly, raised his bowl, and drank it down in one gulp!Then he showed the empty bowl to the monkey again.

Seeing that Lin Xin had already drunk it, the monkey believed it, and apologized with a smile, "It's my brother's fault, I'll drink it right away!" As he spoke, he scooped up half a bowl of river water and drank it.

At this time, the monkey suddenly felt extremely painful in his abdomen. At this time, he looked at Tang Seng and Sand Monk.

However, Lin Xin was not affected at all. Although he drank it at the time, he did not swallow it. Taking advantage of his large mouth, he spit it out again while no one was looking.

But Lin Xin had to act. Seeing that the three masters and apprentices were all hit, Lin Xin caught a glimpse of the woman who was watching the three writhing in pain, and was giggling.

So Lin Xin pretended to be filled with righteous indignation, took out the rake in his hand, rushed to the maid, and said, "You Xu Niang, what kind of medicine did you give us?"

Seeing Lin Xin's appearance, the boat lady didn't panic, instead she said with a smile: "You master and apprentice drank the water from our Zimu River, and you are going to get pregnant!"

Lin Xin looked at the three monkeys over there rolling all over the ground in pain, and couldn't help thinking about it...

When Lin Xin heard what the boatman said, she immediately turned back and told Tang Seng and the other three about the Zimu River.

Tang Seng begged on the ground: "Apprentice, please think of a way to save me, Master. If I give birth to a child, how will I see the Buddha in the future!"

But the monkey grinned and roared, "You idiot, you cheated us! Why is everyone drinking, but you are fine! You must have known about Zimuhe, right?"

Lin Xin didn't say a word, just chuckled, as a response: If I don't trap you all, how can I go to the daughter's country to be romantic? !
At this time, the boatman came over.He smiled and said to the three of them: "Masters, don't worry, you are all pregnant now, so don't get pregnant! It's better to go to my mother's house to rest for three days. After three days, the baby is born, and you don't want to worry about it." Are you free?"

When Tang Seng heard this, he knelt down in an instant, and said with tears in his eyes: "Female benefactor, female Bodhisattva, female...help us, how can we men have children, isn't this killing us? Find a way to get rid of it." The fetus has been beaten!"

At this time, Lin Xin said quickly: "Master, don't panic, I know there is a place where I can give birth to you."

Upon hearing this, the lady-in-law hurriedly dissuaded her and said, "If it was a normal day, the Falling Tire Spring would have been obtained, but now it is taken by a Ruyi Immortal Monarch, and you have to spend a lot of money to buy a small bowl. That pig, Master, is worth some money. Where do you have any money, how about giving birth three days later, it will save trouble."

When the monkey heard this, he was furious: "You woman, you are so ignorant, the body structure of men and women is different, teach us how to give birth!"

Then, he looked at Lin Xin with a helpless expression, and said, "Idiot, although Lao Sun knows that you tricked us into drinking the water from the Zimu River, no one in the Western Paradise pilgrimage team should be left behind. We are masters and apprentices. Your life is on your shoulders!"

Lin Xin said righteously: "Don't worry, brother, I will fulfill my mission!" After finishing speaking, Lin Xin looked at the iron rod in the monkey's hand.

When he was in Gaolaozhuang, the skill Lin Xin drew was Monkey Three Cudgels, that is to say, his nine-foot nail rake was useless, so he might as well borrow the monkey's golden cudgel, so that he could use it in a fight like this. Some odds.

The monkey understood Lin Xin's intentions, so he handed the stick to Lin Xin, and said, "You idiot, come here, and I will teach you how to use big and small sticks. The golden cudgel can be big or small."

After saying that, Lin Xin moved closer to the monkey, and frowned, as if he had memorized the mantra.

"Xu Niang, take good care of my master and brothers. If they lose half a ounce of chastity, I, the pig, will be the first to spare you!" Lin Xin shouted.

The maid-in-law was still smiling, and hurriedly said: "Master, don't be angry, my maid-in-law is already fifty, and she is already past the age of Fengyue, so don't worry."

Lin Xin was relieved after listening.Handing the nine-foot nail rake to the monkey for self-defense, he carried a golden cudgel and swaggered away.

"It's a pity." Tang Seng whispered after Lin Xin left.

"Master, what are you sorry for?" Monk Sha who was closest to Tang Seng asked suddenly.

When Tang Seng heard Drifting's question, his heart was shocked, and he said quickly: "It's a pity that Master has no eyes, and accidentally drank the water from the Son and Mother River, which made you all look like this."

"It's all right, Master." The monkey comforted, "It's not a day or two since you've been blind!"

Tang Seng: "???"

Lin Xin remembered that in the original book, it was written that the Falling Taiquan was in Juxian Nunnery on Jieyang Mountain, and was taken over by a monster named Ruyi Xianjun. Uncle, Sun Houzi and Sand Monk went to ask for spring water, and both Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng were pregnant with Liujia.

In the end, Lin Xin made such a fuss, except for himself, all three of them knelt down...

Could this be the legendary pig teammate? !
Now Lin Xin is carrying an iron rod by himself, his heart is like a million soldiers, and he is full of energy.

Of course, Lin Xin would save those people, but Lin Xin had to make a fuss first.

Daughter Country, here I come.

"System, disguise!"

"The host is asked to choose the subject of the disguise. The time limit for disguise is three days; after ten days, the disguise can be done again." The system said.

"Little Kunkun!"

"It has been successfully disguised, and the road ahead is long, and we can do it and cherish it!"

Lin Xin smiled, recited the mantra, reduced the golden cudgel to the size of a pinhead, and put it in his ear.

Mantra: "If you eat grapes, you don't spit out the skins; if you don't eat grapes, you spit out the skins."

(End of this chapter)