The god-level lottery starts from the love apartment
Chapter 191 The Test of the Great Sage
Chapter 191 The Test of the Great Sage
Now?
Hearing what Dali said, Lin Xin was a little shocked.
After all, it is a very important thing to meet the mother-in-law...
Lin Xin still has no experience at all.
"What? Don't dare to go?" Dali smiled slightly.
"Who, who said that, what did I, Lin Xin, be afraid of? Wasn't it just meeting my mother-in-law!" Lin Xin straightened up, looking like a hero going to die.
"Then I wish you luck, my mother is very picky."
After taking a taxi all the way, Dali took Lin Xin to Dasheng's office soon.
This office is a small three-story attic, the first and second floors are used for office work, and the third floor is the place where Dali's mother, Zhuge Dasheng, rests.
In the Dasheng Office, a middle-aged woman is sorting out the documents.
As soon as Lin Xin came in, the middle-aged woman quickly sorted out the materials and quickly locked them into the cabinet.
"Let me introduce, this is my mother, Zhuge Dasheng." Dali said with a smile.
"Hi, Auntie." Lin Xin said with some embarrassment.
Dali's mother glanced at Lin Xin and said, "Dali, is this your boyfriend?"
He nodded vigorously.
The Great Sage looked at Lin Xin's appearance for a long while without speaking.
"Auntie, what are you doing?" Lin Xin asked suspiciously.
"I'm looking to see if you have any physical defects."
Lin Xin: "???"
"Don't get me wrong. In today's society, family genes are very important. I don't care about your background, but I care more about your IQ. Well, I'll ask a few questions. If you can answer them, I will recognize you as me." Daughter's boyfriend."
"You say."
"Now you have two pairs of underwear. One is dirty and the other is not dry. If it were you, which one would you choose?"
Hearing this, Lin Xin was instantly stunned.
Isn't this the question that I vigorously tutored my high school knowledge at that time?
Why are you asking again now?
At that time, I seemed to answer that I would not wear it.
But the one in front of her is her aunt, so it doesn't seem very good if she still answers like this.
Lin Xin hesitated.
Obviously, this is a proposition.
"Boy, don't be nervous. Anyway, the office is not busy right now. Think about it slowly." Dasheng said with a slight smile.
"This one……"
"Could it be possible to say what you really think?"
Looking at the eyes of the mother and daughter in front of her, Lin Xin was a little at a loss.
Although the question is simple, it is a test of a person's true thinking about things.
Every action expresses a person's character.
Lin Xin thought for a long time, and said, "I choose not to wear it, and then I will buy another pair!"
As soon as these words came out, the Great Sage had a slightly strange expression on his face.
Lin Xin could clearly see that the Great Sage was very dissatisfied with his answer.
But Lin Xin had no choice.
What if the first pair of underwear is as hard as a piece of iron?
Another one?It's not good to make that place very wet.
So he decided to be a "pervert".
"Ahem, let's not discuss whether your first answer is correct, let's ask the next question."
"If your mother and Dali fall into the river at the same time, who will you save?"
"Of course it is vigorous!" Lin Xin answered this question simply and simply.
"Why? Did you just watch your mother drown?" The Great Sage's tone was obviously a little irritable.
"Because I didn't..."
Great Sage: "???"
Although this answer is very hardcore, it always feels weird.
At this time, Dali winked at Lin Xin frantically, wanting him to perform well.
"Well, I won't comment on your two questions for the time being, but the next test question is practical (beep), I hope you will perform well." The Great Sage paused and said again.
"What practical operation?"
"Draw a portrait of one of my clients," said Dasheng.
Painting, this is simply Lin Xin's strong point. Obviously, Lin Xin is full of confidence in this point.
And Dali also knew Lin Xin's painting level, so he smiled knowingly.
As soon as the Dasheng finished speaking, a fat woman who weighed nearly two hundred catties and was about 1.6 meters five walked in from the door.
Looking at this woman, Lin Xin recognized her immediately.
Isn't this the "Lightning Gorge" of that pit Joe?
How come here?
"Great Sage, what are you asking me to do now?" Lightning Gorge asked.
"This is my client, Lightning Gorge, if you can draw a portrait of her, it will be considered as your pass." The Great Sage said lightly.
Hearing this, Lightning Gorge's eyes lit up instantly!
Although Lin Xin didn't have a good impression of this Lightning Gorge, but if he could get the approval of his future mother-in-law, he would fight for it.
"Okay, I can draw a portrait of her." Lin Xin said while suppressing the unhappiness in his heart.
"Great, handsome guy! Let's go now!" Lightning Gorge said excitedly.
"Where to go?"
"That small room next to it!"
"Mom, isn't this a bit embarrassing for Lin Xin?" Seeing this situation, Dali couldn't bear to say.
"It's okay, my future son-in-law must have a complete sense of aesthetics, what if one day he abandons you because you become ugly?" Dasheng whispered.
Looking at Lin Xin, Dali actually had a tragic feeling of "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return when he is gone"...
In the small room, Lin Xin had a drawing board in front of him, and Lightning Gorge was standing in front of him, posing in a pose that he thought was ecstasy.
"Please don't move around, how can I draw if you keep moving!" Lin Xin said with black lines on his face.
"Little handsome guy, don't worry! I haven't made the pose I want yet!" Lightning Gorge said.
Lin Xin was extremely irritable, but he knew that this was a test and he had to bear it.
What monsters and ghosts have not seen?
However, the next moment, Lightning Gap's actions completely made Lin Xin's eyes pissed!
"Hey, if you pose, just pose, why take off your clothes!"
While shouting, Lin Xin tied a red ribbon to his eyes, preventing himself from seeing the whole body of Lightning Gorge...
this woman.
So terrifying.
"Little handsome guy, hurry up and draw, my sister's body is very precious!"
Although Lin Xin covered his eyes and couldn't see anything, he still drew the portrait of Lightning Gorge from his memory.
……
"Little handsome guy, you did a good job, my sister is optimistic about you!" Lightning Xia took the drawing board, kissed Lin Xin lightly, and walked out of the room satisfied.
The hatred in Lin Xin's heart.
Don't let me see you in the future.
See you once!
I never knew you once...
Seeing Lightning Gorge walk out of the small room, Dali hurried in and saw Lin Xin covering his eyes at a glance.
Dali was slightly moved in his heart.
"Let's go." The Great Sage's cold voice came from next to Lin Xin's ear.
Hearing this, Lin Xin was shocked.
Listening to the tone of the other party, does it mean that you have failed?
Lin Xin covered his eyes with a red cloth, so he couldn't see the real situation.
At this time, Dali gently opened Lin Xin's eyes, and said with a smile, "Congratulations, you passed my mother's test."
(End of this chapter)
Now?
Hearing what Dali said, Lin Xin was a little shocked.
After all, it is a very important thing to meet the mother-in-law...
Lin Xin still has no experience at all.
"What? Don't dare to go?" Dali smiled slightly.
"Who, who said that, what did I, Lin Xin, be afraid of? Wasn't it just meeting my mother-in-law!" Lin Xin straightened up, looking like a hero going to die.
"Then I wish you luck, my mother is very picky."
After taking a taxi all the way, Dali took Lin Xin to Dasheng's office soon.
This office is a small three-story attic, the first and second floors are used for office work, and the third floor is the place where Dali's mother, Zhuge Dasheng, rests.
In the Dasheng Office, a middle-aged woman is sorting out the documents.
As soon as Lin Xin came in, the middle-aged woman quickly sorted out the materials and quickly locked them into the cabinet.
"Let me introduce, this is my mother, Zhuge Dasheng." Dali said with a smile.
"Hi, Auntie." Lin Xin said with some embarrassment.
Dali's mother glanced at Lin Xin and said, "Dali, is this your boyfriend?"
He nodded vigorously.
The Great Sage looked at Lin Xin's appearance for a long while without speaking.
"Auntie, what are you doing?" Lin Xin asked suspiciously.
"I'm looking to see if you have any physical defects."
Lin Xin: "???"
"Don't get me wrong. In today's society, family genes are very important. I don't care about your background, but I care more about your IQ. Well, I'll ask a few questions. If you can answer them, I will recognize you as me." Daughter's boyfriend."
"You say."
"Now you have two pairs of underwear. One is dirty and the other is not dry. If it were you, which one would you choose?"
Hearing this, Lin Xin was instantly stunned.
Isn't this the question that I vigorously tutored my high school knowledge at that time?
Why are you asking again now?
At that time, I seemed to answer that I would not wear it.
But the one in front of her is her aunt, so it doesn't seem very good if she still answers like this.
Lin Xin hesitated.
Obviously, this is a proposition.
"Boy, don't be nervous. Anyway, the office is not busy right now. Think about it slowly." Dasheng said with a slight smile.
"This one……"
"Could it be possible to say what you really think?"
Looking at the eyes of the mother and daughter in front of her, Lin Xin was a little at a loss.
Although the question is simple, it is a test of a person's true thinking about things.
Every action expresses a person's character.
Lin Xin thought for a long time, and said, "I choose not to wear it, and then I will buy another pair!"
As soon as these words came out, the Great Sage had a slightly strange expression on his face.
Lin Xin could clearly see that the Great Sage was very dissatisfied with his answer.
But Lin Xin had no choice.
What if the first pair of underwear is as hard as a piece of iron?
Another one?It's not good to make that place very wet.
So he decided to be a "pervert".
"Ahem, let's not discuss whether your first answer is correct, let's ask the next question."
"If your mother and Dali fall into the river at the same time, who will you save?"
"Of course it is vigorous!" Lin Xin answered this question simply and simply.
"Why? Did you just watch your mother drown?" The Great Sage's tone was obviously a little irritable.
"Because I didn't..."
Great Sage: "???"
Although this answer is very hardcore, it always feels weird.
At this time, Dali winked at Lin Xin frantically, wanting him to perform well.
"Well, I won't comment on your two questions for the time being, but the next test question is practical (beep), I hope you will perform well." The Great Sage paused and said again.
"What practical operation?"
"Draw a portrait of one of my clients," said Dasheng.
Painting, this is simply Lin Xin's strong point. Obviously, Lin Xin is full of confidence in this point.
And Dali also knew Lin Xin's painting level, so he smiled knowingly.
As soon as the Dasheng finished speaking, a fat woman who weighed nearly two hundred catties and was about 1.6 meters five walked in from the door.
Looking at this woman, Lin Xin recognized her immediately.
Isn't this the "Lightning Gorge" of that pit Joe?
How come here?
"Great Sage, what are you asking me to do now?" Lightning Gorge asked.
"This is my client, Lightning Gorge, if you can draw a portrait of her, it will be considered as your pass." The Great Sage said lightly.
Hearing this, Lightning Gorge's eyes lit up instantly!
Although Lin Xin didn't have a good impression of this Lightning Gorge, but if he could get the approval of his future mother-in-law, he would fight for it.
"Okay, I can draw a portrait of her." Lin Xin said while suppressing the unhappiness in his heart.
"Great, handsome guy! Let's go now!" Lightning Gorge said excitedly.
"Where to go?"
"That small room next to it!"
"Mom, isn't this a bit embarrassing for Lin Xin?" Seeing this situation, Dali couldn't bear to say.
"It's okay, my future son-in-law must have a complete sense of aesthetics, what if one day he abandons you because you become ugly?" Dasheng whispered.
Looking at Lin Xin, Dali actually had a tragic feeling of "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return when he is gone"...
In the small room, Lin Xin had a drawing board in front of him, and Lightning Gorge was standing in front of him, posing in a pose that he thought was ecstasy.
"Please don't move around, how can I draw if you keep moving!" Lin Xin said with black lines on his face.
"Little handsome guy, don't worry! I haven't made the pose I want yet!" Lightning Gorge said.
Lin Xin was extremely irritable, but he knew that this was a test and he had to bear it.
What monsters and ghosts have not seen?
However, the next moment, Lightning Gap's actions completely made Lin Xin's eyes pissed!
"Hey, if you pose, just pose, why take off your clothes!"
While shouting, Lin Xin tied a red ribbon to his eyes, preventing himself from seeing the whole body of Lightning Gorge...
this woman.
So terrifying.
"Little handsome guy, hurry up and draw, my sister's body is very precious!"
Although Lin Xin covered his eyes and couldn't see anything, he still drew the portrait of Lightning Gorge from his memory.
……
"Little handsome guy, you did a good job, my sister is optimistic about you!" Lightning Xia took the drawing board, kissed Lin Xin lightly, and walked out of the room satisfied.
The hatred in Lin Xin's heart.
Don't let me see you in the future.
See you once!
I never knew you once...
Seeing Lightning Gorge walk out of the small room, Dali hurried in and saw Lin Xin covering his eyes at a glance.
Dali was slightly moved in his heart.
"Let's go." The Great Sage's cold voice came from next to Lin Xin's ear.
Hearing this, Lin Xin was shocked.
Listening to the tone of the other party, does it mean that you have failed?
Lin Xin covered his eyes with a red cloth, so he couldn't see the real situation.
At this time, Dali gently opened Lin Xin's eyes, and said with a smile, "Congratulations, you passed my mother's test."
(End of this chapter)
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