The god-level lottery starts from the love apartment
Chapter 22 I Don't Dislike Pigs
Chapter 22 I Don't Dislike Pigs
While the few people were talking, a woman in her 40s came in from outside. She was dressed in brocade silk and satin, her face was rosy, but she still had a charming charm.
"Master, the matchmaker is here." Monkey smiled and pushed Tang Seng forward, while he and Lin Xinsha stood behind to see what Master would do.
"I've heard about the name of the holy monk for a long time. Today, my empress asked the holy monk, and she is willing to use the wealth of a country as a dowry. You will be the king and she will be the queen. How about it?" the woman said emotionally.
"Brother Monkey, look at Master's old face is as red as a roasted monkey's butt right now." Lin Xin pointed to Tang Seng and said, but a bit of bitterness floated in his heart. Gao Laozhuang is looking for Cuilan.
The monkey gave Lin Xin a vicious look, and scolded, "You idiot, don't talk nonsense, be careful that old grandson doesn't have eyes!"
At this time, Monk Sha on the side suddenly said: "Second brothers, don't you think that the current master is very conscientious?"
"What do you mean?" Wukong was puzzled.
"Just cowardly!" Lin Xin glanced impatiently and said.
"Sooner or later, the old monk will follow that female official. I have something to do, so I'll take a step first." Lin Xin said again.
"Why are you going?" Wukong stopped.
"I want to have a papa, and you still have to stop me? If the master really obeys the empress, you can let them have a big banquet, so that my old pig can eat enough before leaving." Lin Xin said impatiently.
Saying that, Lin Xin found a large gauze, covered the pig's face, and left quietly from the window.
"Second Senior Brother, why did you go?" Monk Sha asked beside him.
"Poppa is gone. Let's see what Master will do. If he really wants to stay here, Lao Sun doesn't mind slaughtering the entire Daughter Kingdom!" Monkey said, clenching his fists slightly.
Monk Sha: It’s really not a person.
Lin Xin was too lazy to continue watching the excitement with his senior brothers. He also knew that the following plot was nothing more than a monkey's design to make Tang Seng deceive the kindness of the Empress. Thinking of this, Lin Xin felt a little heartbroken.
You said that you are good-natured, but if you don't agree, you can sneak away by yourself.You have to let the other party spend all of the country's financial resources and hold a big banquet, which not only wastes so many resources, but also hurts the empress' heart. What an evil monk!If I were Tang Seng, maybe...
Lin Xin was thinking sadly while walking.
Lin Xin went out this time not for convenience, but to find someone——A Lin.
It's not for anything else, Lin Xin just feels guilty, at least, he won't let the other party be a person who doesn't know the truth, even though the truth may be somewhat, somewhat unacceptable.
While walking, Lin Xin suddenly came across a group of people clearing the street.The end of Qingjie is the Marquis Mansion not far away.
"Sister, do you know what's going on?" Lin Xin changed into a female accent and asked a woman beside her.
The woman turned around and looked at Bajie's fat figure, she naturally thought it was just a fat woman who was overdeveloped.The premise is that the cloth gauze on the face hides the truth, if you see it, you may be scared to death directly.
The woman paused and said, "It's because a female official was pregnant, and the Empress was so pleased that she was named a Marquis. Look, the Marquis Mansion was specially given to her by the Empress."
Speaking of this, the woman said with a look of longing: "It would be great if I could get pregnant one day."
Lin Xin asked in surprise: "Don't you just drink the water from the Zimu River and you can get pregnant?"
"You don't understand, she didn't drink the water from Zimu River to get pregnant, she is..." At this point, the woman paused, and her face suddenly turned red, feeling a little embarrassed.
"She had sex with a man, and then she got pregnant." Speaking of this, the woman's face was almost as red as a monkey's butt.
"What's her name?" Lin Xin was startled.
"I don't know, it's just that there is a word Lin in the name." The woman said.
"Damn, she's pregnant with my child!" Lin Xin was shocked after hearing this, and didn't feel that the secret had been leaked.
"Are you a man?!" The woman seemed to have noticed, and suddenly exclaimed, it doesn't matter, it actually attracted the attention of other passers-by.
Lin Xin looked at them and suddenly felt a little flustered.I always feel that in their eyes, I am like a "fragrant pig" waiting to be slaughtered.
Lin Xin tore off the gauze, revealing a pig-like appearance, and roared, "I'm so ugly, how dare you fuck me?!"
"Don't dislike it."
At this moment, in the eyes of the group of people, it seemed that Lin Xin was the magnificent and wealthy Marquis's Mansion.
The kind that you don't have to struggle for a lifetime...
"A group of lunatics!" Lin Xin yelled and rushed away.
On the other side, Tang Seng finally couldn't bear the teasing by the charming woman, turned around and asked, "Wukong, what do you think?"
The monkey smiled and said: "Master, Bajie described the empress as such an all-powerful country, and she is willing to entrust a country to you. This is what many people wish for. What else do you not want?"
"Then I really have to thank Bajie." Tang Seng gritted his teeth and said fiercely.
"Thanks from Tang Xuanzang, +1."
Lin Xin, who was fleeing for his life, looked at this strange income record with a dazed look on his face.
"Holy Monk, our empress has said that we only need to keep you here as my son-in-law, and the three of them can travel to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Gold, silver, silk, and boat expenses will all be funded by us." The woman gave Tang Seng a charming look, and said .
Tang Seng was more and more terrified when the woman looked at him like this: These old women are so seductive, the empress can't...
"Okay, let's agree. The three of us brothers and sisters go to the west to learn scriptures, and my master will stay here." The monkey quickly agreed on behalf of Tang Seng.
"Master, when we come back from learning scriptures, you have to buy me a few more cups." Monkey said.
The woman was naturally very happy and clapped her hands. A man dressed as a maid came over with a golden bowl containing a suit of dress and handed it to the monkey.
"This is your new clothes, holy monk. Please change and come with us. The empress has been waiting outside the city for a long time." The woman smiled and led people out of the post.
"Wukong, why did you agree!" Tang Seng asked helplessly.
The monkey had already seen through what Tang Seng was thinking, but he didn't explain it clearly. He just said with a smile: "Master, this old grandson's move is a trick. Look at you. You look like Sai Ruopan'an. Then the Empress of Xiliang saw you!" You must have refused to let her go. Besides, you have blind eyes to prevent Lao Sun from killing people, so you have to promise her first, Lao Sun has his own plan for how to escape."
Tang Seng had no choice but to nod his head and agreed tentatively.
etc!Who do you say is blind? !
"Where is Bajie?" Tang Seng asked, seeing that Bajie was not in the posthouse.
"He's gone to get papa." Monkey said indifferently.
"Who did you see jumping out of the window?" Tang Seng pointed to the open window and asked clearly.
"He's definitely fine. Could it be possible that such an ugly pig will be chased by a group of women? At most, he was slaughtered and eaten during the Chinese New Year." The monkey said with a smile.
At this time, Lin Xin was indeed being chased by a group of women...
(End of this chapter)
While the few people were talking, a woman in her 40s came in from outside. She was dressed in brocade silk and satin, her face was rosy, but she still had a charming charm.
"Master, the matchmaker is here." Monkey smiled and pushed Tang Seng forward, while he and Lin Xinsha stood behind to see what Master would do.
"I've heard about the name of the holy monk for a long time. Today, my empress asked the holy monk, and she is willing to use the wealth of a country as a dowry. You will be the king and she will be the queen. How about it?" the woman said emotionally.
"Brother Monkey, look at Master's old face is as red as a roasted monkey's butt right now." Lin Xin pointed to Tang Seng and said, but a bit of bitterness floated in his heart. Gao Laozhuang is looking for Cuilan.
The monkey gave Lin Xin a vicious look, and scolded, "You idiot, don't talk nonsense, be careful that old grandson doesn't have eyes!"
At this time, Monk Sha on the side suddenly said: "Second brothers, don't you think that the current master is very conscientious?"
"What do you mean?" Wukong was puzzled.
"Just cowardly!" Lin Xin glanced impatiently and said.
"Sooner or later, the old monk will follow that female official. I have something to do, so I'll take a step first." Lin Xin said again.
"Why are you going?" Wukong stopped.
"I want to have a papa, and you still have to stop me? If the master really obeys the empress, you can let them have a big banquet, so that my old pig can eat enough before leaving." Lin Xin said impatiently.
Saying that, Lin Xin found a large gauze, covered the pig's face, and left quietly from the window.
"Second Senior Brother, why did you go?" Monk Sha asked beside him.
"Poppa is gone. Let's see what Master will do. If he really wants to stay here, Lao Sun doesn't mind slaughtering the entire Daughter Kingdom!" Monkey said, clenching his fists slightly.
Monk Sha: It’s really not a person.
Lin Xin was too lazy to continue watching the excitement with his senior brothers. He also knew that the following plot was nothing more than a monkey's design to make Tang Seng deceive the kindness of the Empress. Thinking of this, Lin Xin felt a little heartbroken.
You said that you are good-natured, but if you don't agree, you can sneak away by yourself.You have to let the other party spend all of the country's financial resources and hold a big banquet, which not only wastes so many resources, but also hurts the empress' heart. What an evil monk!If I were Tang Seng, maybe...
Lin Xin was thinking sadly while walking.
Lin Xin went out this time not for convenience, but to find someone——A Lin.
It's not for anything else, Lin Xin just feels guilty, at least, he won't let the other party be a person who doesn't know the truth, even though the truth may be somewhat, somewhat unacceptable.
While walking, Lin Xin suddenly came across a group of people clearing the street.The end of Qingjie is the Marquis Mansion not far away.
"Sister, do you know what's going on?" Lin Xin changed into a female accent and asked a woman beside her.
The woman turned around and looked at Bajie's fat figure, she naturally thought it was just a fat woman who was overdeveloped.The premise is that the cloth gauze on the face hides the truth, if you see it, you may be scared to death directly.
The woman paused and said, "It's because a female official was pregnant, and the Empress was so pleased that she was named a Marquis. Look, the Marquis Mansion was specially given to her by the Empress."
Speaking of this, the woman said with a look of longing: "It would be great if I could get pregnant one day."
Lin Xin asked in surprise: "Don't you just drink the water from the Zimu River and you can get pregnant?"
"You don't understand, she didn't drink the water from Zimu River to get pregnant, she is..." At this point, the woman paused, and her face suddenly turned red, feeling a little embarrassed.
"She had sex with a man, and then she got pregnant." Speaking of this, the woman's face was almost as red as a monkey's butt.
"What's her name?" Lin Xin was startled.
"I don't know, it's just that there is a word Lin in the name." The woman said.
"Damn, she's pregnant with my child!" Lin Xin was shocked after hearing this, and didn't feel that the secret had been leaked.
"Are you a man?!" The woman seemed to have noticed, and suddenly exclaimed, it doesn't matter, it actually attracted the attention of other passers-by.
Lin Xin looked at them and suddenly felt a little flustered.I always feel that in their eyes, I am like a "fragrant pig" waiting to be slaughtered.
Lin Xin tore off the gauze, revealing a pig-like appearance, and roared, "I'm so ugly, how dare you fuck me?!"
"Don't dislike it."
At this moment, in the eyes of the group of people, it seemed that Lin Xin was the magnificent and wealthy Marquis's Mansion.
The kind that you don't have to struggle for a lifetime...
"A group of lunatics!" Lin Xin yelled and rushed away.
On the other side, Tang Seng finally couldn't bear the teasing by the charming woman, turned around and asked, "Wukong, what do you think?"
The monkey smiled and said: "Master, Bajie described the empress as such an all-powerful country, and she is willing to entrust a country to you. This is what many people wish for. What else do you not want?"
"Then I really have to thank Bajie." Tang Seng gritted his teeth and said fiercely.
"Thanks from Tang Xuanzang, +1."
Lin Xin, who was fleeing for his life, looked at this strange income record with a dazed look on his face.
"Holy Monk, our empress has said that we only need to keep you here as my son-in-law, and the three of them can travel to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Gold, silver, silk, and boat expenses will all be funded by us." The woman gave Tang Seng a charming look, and said .
Tang Seng was more and more terrified when the woman looked at him like this: These old women are so seductive, the empress can't...
"Okay, let's agree. The three of us brothers and sisters go to the west to learn scriptures, and my master will stay here." The monkey quickly agreed on behalf of Tang Seng.
"Master, when we come back from learning scriptures, you have to buy me a few more cups." Monkey said.
The woman was naturally very happy and clapped her hands. A man dressed as a maid came over with a golden bowl containing a suit of dress and handed it to the monkey.
"This is your new clothes, holy monk. Please change and come with us. The empress has been waiting outside the city for a long time." The woman smiled and led people out of the post.
"Wukong, why did you agree!" Tang Seng asked helplessly.
The monkey had already seen through what Tang Seng was thinking, but he didn't explain it clearly. He just said with a smile: "Master, this old grandson's move is a trick. Look at you. You look like Sai Ruopan'an. Then the Empress of Xiliang saw you!" You must have refused to let her go. Besides, you have blind eyes to prevent Lao Sun from killing people, so you have to promise her first, Lao Sun has his own plan for how to escape."
Tang Seng had no choice but to nod his head and agreed tentatively.
etc!Who do you say is blind? !
"Where is Bajie?" Tang Seng asked, seeing that Bajie was not in the posthouse.
"He's gone to get papa." Monkey said indifferently.
"Who did you see jumping out of the window?" Tang Seng pointed to the open window and asked clearly.
"He's definitely fine. Could it be possible that such an ugly pig will be chased by a group of women? At most, he was slaughtered and eaten during the Chinese New Year." The monkey said with a smile.
At this time, Lin Xin was indeed being chased by a group of women...
(End of this chapter)
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