Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 173 Don't Touch My Butt!
When Fang Xun returned to the grocery store, it was already evening. Since it was still winter, the sky darkened early, and the surrounding lights began to gradually light up.

boom! boom! boom!
Huang Tao punched the stone pillar, and he was still practicing hard, with an extremely serious expression.

The corner of Fang Xun's mouth twitched, this guy really took what he said last time as a target.

boom!
At this moment, a dull loud noise came from the grocery store, startling both Fang Xun and Huang Tao.

Immediately afterwards, Yunhai Tianxiao's thin body flew upside down, pulled out a distance of five or six meters against the ground, and stopped just in front of Fang Xun.

"Oh, store manager, you are back, hahaha."

Yunhai Tianxiao stood up as if nothing had happened, patted the dust on his body, and said respectfully: "I thought the store manager wouldn't be back today."

Fang Xun: "???"

Before Fang Xun could speak, Yunhai Tianxiao suddenly turned around and pointed at the grocery store and shouted: "You stinky cat, the store manager is back, see if I don't beat you to death!" After saying that, he dashed into the grocery store.

Fang Xun blinked blankly, what happened?
A few seconds later, there was another dull bang, but this time it was Xuehao who flew out.

"Meow!"

Xue Hao's white hair exploded all over his body, almost showing signs of swelling, obviously he was really angry.

"Cough cough!"

Fortunately, Fang Xun's cough interrupted Xue Hao's desire to turn into a beast in time, and he jumped on Fang Xun's shoulders, with anthropomorphic grievances in his beautiful eyes, expressing various dissatisfaction with Yunhai Tianxiao.

Fang Xun laughed and said, "What's the matter with you two? If I come back later, I'm afraid you two will demolish the house."

"Meow!"

Xue Hao protested angrily, as if saying that I was not to blame for this incident, it was all Yunhai Tianxiao's fault.

Fang Xun's head is full of black lines, can you imagine the scene of a beast king who can speak human words, but wants to use cat language to act like a baby?It's just chilling.

"Ah Xun, were you setting off fireworks in the house just now?"

Huang Tao, who had witnessed the whole process, was shocked, and said dumbly.

Of course, Fang Xun would not say that Yunhai Tianxiao and Xuehao were actually fighting, so he could only make nonsense: "They are playing a game with the latest model, but the sound is turned up a little bit."

Huang Tao looked suspicious. A cat playing games with people?No matter how it sounds, it's a bit unreliable.

Fang Xun didn't give Huang Tao a chance to continue questioning, so he quickly walked into the grocery store with Xue Hao in his arms.

"Meow!"

The moment he saw Yunhai Tianxiao, Xue Hao blew his hair again, and with a pounce, he went straight to Yunhai Tianxiao's head!
"Hmph! Don't think I'm really afraid of you!"

Yunhai Tianxiao snorted coldly, and fought back not to be outdone, one man and one beast immediately fought together.

At this moment, although Yunhai Tianxiao has no spiritual power, he can force the cultivator of Huashen with physical strength alone, which is naturally not to be underestimated, and Xue Hao has eaten a lot of spiritual fruits that Fang Xun fed him during this period of time. , the strength is also advancing by leaps and bounds, not weaker than Yunhai Tianxiao at all.

What's interesting is that in order to avoid irreparable damage, both of them chose the most rogue way of fighting.

Thus, Fang Xun saw an extremely funny scene.

I saw Xue Hao grabbing Yunhai Tianxiao's hair vigorously, and refused to let go at all, while Yunhai Tianxiao was grabbing Xue Hao's tail, tearing desperately, like two street gangsters fighting.

Fang Xun: "..."

boom! !

The whole grocery store shook suddenly. Huang Tao, who was practicing, had his legs go limp and almost fell down. Then he saw Yunhai Tianxiao and Xue Hao flying out of the grocery store at the same time, farther than ever before, landing on the ground The posture is also more sad reminder.

Because both of them are... face first.

After a short period of silence, Yunhai Tianxiao and Xuehao immediately got up from the ground, looked around vigilantly, and finally cast their eyes on Huang Tao not far away.

Huang Tao shivered for no reason, then turned his head very wittily, pretending he didn't see anything.

Seeing this, Yunhai Tianxiao and Xue Hao looked away, their original turbulent momentum plummeted, and they returned to the grocery store anxiously.

Fang Xun said coldly: "Have you fought enough?"

Yunhai Tianxiao swallowed, and said in fear, "Enough is enough."

"Meow."

Xue Hao echoed.

"what happened?"

After "gently" stopping the fight between the two, Fang Xun changed the subject and asked with a smile.

One person and one cat looked at each other, and Yunhai Tianxiao took the lead and said, "I don't know what happened. It was fine, but he suddenly hit me."

Fang Xun frowned: "Really?"

"Meow! Meow meow meow!"

Xue Hao showed her sharp teeth unconvinced, and locked onto Yunhai Tianxiao firmly.

"speak English!"

Fang Xun said in a deep voice.

"He touched my ass! Meow!"

Xue Hao said angrily.

Hearing this, not only Yunhai Tianxiao was stunned, but even Fang Xun was a little confused, but then he remembered that Xuehao's body was a four-winged white tiger. As the saying goes, a tiger's butt cannot be touched. Xuehao never allows others Feel free to touch his butt, even Fang Xun is no exception.

Thinking of this, Fang Xun's eyes towards Yunhai Tianxiao couldn't help becoming a little weird: "You don't have any special hobbies, do you?"

I can't tolerate Fang Xun not wanting to be wrong, after all, who would touch a cat's butt when they have nothing to do?
Yunhai Tianxiao's old face blushed, and he denied it flatly: "No, I just touched it by accident, it wasn't intentional at all."

"Fart! You obviously did it on purpose! You pinched me! Meow!"

Xue Hao roared.

Fang Xun: "???"

Damn, is this guy really a pervert?Fang Xun felt a chill, and was already thinking about whether to fix him.

Yunhai Tianxiao hastily explained: "I had just received my work, and when I stretched out my hand, I accidentally touched his buttocks. I didn't know what it was, so I pinched it lightly. You know, I really didn't mean to."

Yunhai Tianxiao quickly narrated the process of the matter, and said injustice: "Besides, I don't know that the butt is his 'forbidden place'. If I knew, I would not fight back. At worst, let him slap me a few times."

Fang Xun was really speechless. In the final analysis, this series of events was actually caused by the buttocks. If outsiders knew about it, they would laugh their ass off.

Fang Xun looked at Tian Fu's forehead, and said helplessly: "Next time if you do something about this crap, I will eunuch both of you."

One person and one cat felt cold in their lower body, and subconsciously protected their own lifelines.

"Okay, that's all for now."

Fang Xun patted Xue Hao on the head: "You heard it too, since he didn't do it on purpose, don't be angry anymore."

Xue Hao had just been intimidated, how could he dare to complain, so he nodded honestly.

(End of this chapter)