Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 182

In the secret realm of Shenzhou, on the top of the mountain surrounded by fairy mist, above a stone platform carved with dragons and phoenixes, ripples suddenly appeared in the passageway of the secret realm, which was like an ancient well without waves on the surface of water, and a bright golden light flashed past.

The disciples of the Moon Palace who were guarding near the passage noticed something abnormal and came to check it out, but the passage seemed to return to calm after only a slight tremor. So it doesn't matter anymore.

At this moment, the mountain forest hundreds of miles away from the secret passageway.

The eight streaks of golden light are brilliant and dazzling, breaking through the space and projecting below.

"what!"

The rabbit sat down on the ground, and the chrysanthemum that had been tortured for a long time suddenly felt a sharp pain that penetrated into the bone marrow. Most importantly, there was a conical stone on the ground, and the result can be imagined.

Before the rabbit got up, Fang Xun and Nangong Yu followed closely and stepped on him.

"what!!"

Rabbit can swear to God, this is the most painful day in his life, and he can guarantee that absolutely no one wants to try this feeling, and God is no exception.

When Fang Xun and Nangong Yu got off the rabbit, the rabbit that was alive and kicking 10 minutes ago was already dying.
"I... my chrysanthemum."

The rabbit looked sad, as if he saw the running under the sunset that day, it was his lost youth, and there seemed to be a melodious singing voice in his ears: "The chrysanthemum is broken, the ground is hurt~"

"Uh... are you okay?"

Nangong Yu said apologetically.

"How could it be all right?!"

Rabbit was lying on the ground with nothing to love. He felt that the conical stone had been completely inserted into his chrysanthemum and merged with him. Now he has only one thought, which is death.

That's right, this is his last dignity as a rabbit.

"Since you're not dead yet, get up quickly, my patience is very limited."

Fang Xun said indifferently: "I'll count to three, if you haven't gotten up yet, I'll continue to poke your chrysanthemum with a stick."

Having said that, Fang Xun paused for a moment, and said darkly, "Stab until dead."

"Don't! I'll get up now!"

As soon as the rabbit's chrysanthemum tightened, a carp stood up and stood up. The conical stone was also forced out of his body by his spiritual power, but it was covered with stinky blood.

Seeing this, even Fang Xun felt that the rabbit was a bit too miserable, so he simply took out a pill and threw it to him.

"This is a healing elixir. After taking it, your... injury should be healed."

The rabbit took the elixir, blinked its round eyes, and said in disbelief: "This is a third-grade healing elixir?!"

You must know that alchemists are extremely rare, even in the Moon Palace, there are only a few dozens of real alchemists, among which high-grade alchemists are even rarer.

A third-grade healing elixir is enough to revive a Nascent Soul cultivator with full blood in a few seconds. It is rare even in the Moon Palace. Only elders or genius disciples are eligible to take it.

Otherwise, how could the rabbit be framed because of a fourth-grade pill?

"Why, don't you want to eat?" Fang Xun said with a smile.

"No no no!"

As if afraid that Fang Xun would take back the elixir, the rabbit swallowed the elixir in one gulp.

The elixir melted in the mouth, turned into warm heat and rolled down the throat, and then spread across the limbs and bones in an instant, and finally traced the wound, all gathered on the rabbit's buttocks.

"what."

If the rabbit's voice was screaming just now, then he is moaning now, because it is really... so comfortable!
He could almost clearly feel that the broken chrysanthemum was healing at an extremely fast speed, and the pain was disappearing rapidly. In just two seconds, not only did his chrysanthemum become intact, but even the consumed spiritual and physical strength was recovered. full recovery.

Boom!
Before the rabbit had time to be proud, Fang Xun punched him on the head: "Don't make strange noises."

Click.

At this moment, the sound of a branch snapping sounded in the distance, which immediately attracted the attention of two people and one rabbit.

"Roar!"

A strange-looking beast walked out from behind the tree with haughty steps. It seemed that it was attracted by the sound of the rabbit. The blue eyes of the beast stared at Fang Xun and the others, treating them as prey.

"It's actually a dragon-toothed beast?"

Rabbit said in surprise.

"Dragontooth Beast? Is it powerful?" Fang Xun asked.

"No, dragon tooth beasts are just ordinary beasts." The rabbit shook his head and said, "But their meat is delicious, tender and juicy, and they are the most famous and precious ingredients in the secret realm of China. So far, only the food fairy's private domain Only this kind of beast appears, it seems that we are in the territory of the food fairy."

After all this was said, the rabbit realized that Fang Xun and the two seemed not to be listening to him at all, but approached the dragon tooth beast with bright eyes, as if they had changed from prey to hunter.

For a moment, Fang Xun and Nangong Yu sat in front of a bonfire, and on the shelf in front of them was a strange-looking beast, which was the Dragon Tooth Beast.

It's just that the Dragon Tooth Beast has been skinned and boned at this time, leaving only the cut pieces of meat, with a few drops of crystal clear oil and water dripping from time to time, which looks fresh and delicious.

The rabbit who witnessed the whole process shivered and hid in the corner. You know, he is a rabbit. Who knows if these two crazy guys will get hungry and eat him too.

Fang Xun tore off a leg and stuffed it into his mouth, and started eating big mouthfuls. Nangong Yu on the opposite side was also unceremonious, and compared Fang Xun to the "food contest".

"Hey, do you want to eat?"

After a while, Fang Xun seemed to remember that there was a rabbit next to him, Shi Shiran said.

The rabbit quickly shook his head and said, "No, no, I don't eat meat. I'm a vegetarian, so my meat doesn't taste good at all."

Hearing this, Fang Xun was taken aback for a moment, he didn't know what the rabbit meant, he suddenly laughed and said, "Don't worry, I'm not interested in rabbits, so I won't eat yours."

"Really?" Rabbit's eyes widened in surprise.

Fang Xun nodded.

"Phew." The rabbit breathed a sigh of relief, and said seriously: "You said that, if you eat me in the future, you will be a puppy."

Fang Xun: "..."

He suddenly felt that this rabbit seemed a little cute, but unfortunately, it was the only rabbit whose chrysanthemum had been exploded.

"That...Actually, I eat meat..."

With Fang Xun's promise, the rabbit's mind suddenly became active, and the way it looked at the Dragon Tooth Beast began to change, and the saliva immediately flowed out.

Fang Xun rolled his eyes speechlessly, and with a flick of his finger, a large piece of meat fell off the wooden frame and flew in front of the rabbit.

The rabbit grabbed the piece of meat, sniffed it lightly, showing an intoxicated expression, and then took a bite regardless of the image. It didn't look like a rabbit, it was clearly a jackal!
(End of this chapter)