Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 223 The Tragic Fang Xun (222)

The first light of the morning sun passed through the invitation of thousands of miles and shone on the land of Pingyang City, driving away the darkness.

Soon, the sky began to turn pale, and a new day was coming.

Fang Xun woke up in a daze, and found that the girl was lying on his chest, the corners of her mouth curled into a light arc, and she was sleeping soundly.

After the previous date and getting along in the secret place of Shenzhou, the two have undoubtedly confirmed their relationship thoroughly, but there is still the last step that has not been taken.

Of course, the current Fang Xun has not considered this aspect. After all, Nangong Yu is still young. If he loses Yuan Yin prematurely, it will be harmful to his cultivation instead.

With the girl's talent and the resources that Fang Xun scavenged, I believe that it will not be long before she can grow into a peak powerhouse, and even overcome the tribulation and ascend.

At that time, Fang Xun would no longer need to stay on Earth.

Thinking about it this way, Fang Xun suddenly realized that he seemed to be playing a game developed by a lolita. Fuck it, it was just too scary!

Fang Xun quickly interrupted his terrible thought, carefully put down the girl, put on his clothes lightly, and left the room.

"Ah, today is another day full of energy!"

Fang Xun opened the window and stretched, then walked to the bathroom with ease, washed up, and started to prepare breakfast.

If it was normal, Fang Xun might be too lazy to make breakfast, stuff something into his stomach casually, or not eat at all, but now he is no longer living alone, and there are still places where he can't be lazy.

The most important thing is that during the ten days when he and the girl were away, he ate a lot of delicious food and exotic fruits. It is also a good choice to try his cooking occasionally.

"Ah!"

Entering the kitchen, Fang Xun sneezed for no reason and was taken aback by the scene in front of him.

In just ten days, the utensils in the kitchen have already covered a layer of pale dust, which is simply unimaginable.

In desperation, Fang Xun had no choice but to use a cleansing formula to remove all the dust in the kitchen, and then use the Yunshui formula to clean everything, including pots, pans, and tableware.

After solving all this, Fang Xun was finally able to cook. With a wave of his palm, a large amount of ingredients flew out of his storage ring, and most of them were spiritual plants with strong aura, and even a few were thousands of years old. The best of the above years.

Fang Xun doesn't know alchemy, but he can still cook the most basic dishes. Anyway, he is now "rich as an enemy", so he doesn't have to worry about the loss of spiritual energy in Lingzhi, just eat.

Sure enough, as Fang Xun put a few selected spiritual plants into the pot and burned them with spiritual fire, the spiritual plants that were originally full of spiritual energy immediately withered and overflowed with a large amount of spiritual energy, only a small part of the spiritual energy remained.

However, even this small portion of remaining aura is enough to benefit ordinary Nascent Soul cultivators. After all, spiritual plants over a thousand years old cannot be picked casually, even the supreme giants in the secret realm of China. It is also rare for someone to use spiritual plants to cook meals like Fang Xun.

If those alchemists knew what Fang Xun did, they would probably be so angry that their scalps would go numb.

"Well, the taste is not bad."

Fang Xun took a deep breath and said with satisfaction.

"However, it always feels like something is missing."

Fang Xun rubbed his chin, a flash of inspiration: "I thought of it!"

As the words fell, Fang Xun flicked his fingers, and several crystal clear, delicate and charming crystal fruits flew into the pot immediately, mixed with several emerald green spiritual plants, exuding an attractive fragrance.

"Perfect."

Fang Xun couldn't help admiring, and put some more condiments, and soon, a plate of priceless "vegetarian dishes" was freshly baked!

Next, Fang Xun cooked a pot of porridge with Lingmi and flower petals, and it was done!
"Xiaoyu, wake up."

Fang Xun sat by the bed and said gently.

"Hmm..." The girl sleepily opened her beautiful eyes, and said blankly, "Brother Fang Xun, what did you say?"

"I said, it's time to get up." Fang Xun said patiently.

"Oh."

The girl closed her eyes and fell asleep again.

Fang Xun: "..."

Hey, are you really a Golden Core cultivator?Still stay in bed!
Seeing this, Fang Xun could only use his trump card.

"I made delicious food this morning, if I don't get up again, it will be gone."

As soon as the words fell, the girl who was motionless suddenly turned over and stood up straight, her big glass-like eyes fixed on Fang Xun, like two searchlights.

"Delicious? Where?!"

Fang Xun: "..."

This trick has never failed, it is really tried and tested.

"Get up quickly, or you won't have your share later..."

Swish!
In the next second, the girl appeared in front of Fang Xun in a neatly dressed and heroic manner, and Fang Xun was stunned.

"Huh? It smells so good."

The girl Qiongbi sniffed lightly, followed the fragrance and walked out of the room. As for Fang Xun, she was mercilessly thrown out of the sky.

In the living room, the girl picked up a Lingzhi leaf and stuffed it into her mouth, her eyes lit up.

"Wow, as expected of Brother Fang Xun, the taste is delicious."

"This porridge is also delicious, hey, it actually has the effect of improving cultivation, haha, brother Fang Xun can become a spiritual food chef."

Hearing this, Fang Xun's mouth twitched, and he hurried to the dining table in three steps at a time, fearing that if he was a few seconds late, there would really be nothing left.

"Hey, brother Fang Xun, don't fight me."

The girl pursed her mouth in dissatisfaction, and punched Fang Xun hard.

Fang Xun took a deep breath, grinned and said, "Is there any mistake? You brought the wrong bowl yourself. That bowl of porridge is obviously mine."

"Hmph! I don't care, both bowls are mine!"

The girl said unreasonably.

Fang Xun: "..."

If I knew I should eat and drink enough before calling her, alas, it's my own fault.

In the end, Fang Xun still grabbed a bowl of porridge, but there were only a few petals left in it, and the full dish was swept away by the girl with lightning speed, leaving only an empty plate .

"Huh, Brother Fang Xun, are you full? If you are full, let's go out and play."

The girl leaned on the sofa and suggested happily.

Fang Xun wanted to cry for a moment, but said, "I don't want to go anywhere now, I just want to be alone."

The girl was puzzled and said: "Brother Fang Xun, what's wrong with you? Why are you frowning?"

Fang Xun: "..."

Now he doesn't know how to answer at all, so he can only choose to remain silent.

At this moment, Fang Xun finally felt the depression of daring to be angry and dare not speak out, and couldn't help feeling a little sympathy for Wuxiangshi.

PS: That's right, today is another sad reminder, woo woo woo.

(End of this chapter)