Lao Tzu is One Punch Man

Chapter 86 Dark Cuisine! !
Jiangnan Province, Binh Duong

It was another snowy night, and because the previous snowman had melted, Nangong Yu took Fang Xun to build a snowman outside the door again.

This time, the two made two snowmen, one big and one small, the big one was Fang Xun, and the young one was Nangong Yu, they looked like a pair of father and daughter... er, no, brother and sister.

Nangong Yu looked at his work with satisfaction, and said, "Yes, I really have artistic talent, so beautiful."

Fang Xun pouted speechlessly, he hadn't noticed that Nangong Yu was so narcissistic before.

At this time, Huang Tao, who was hiding in the distance and observing secretly, had strange eyes. Although he couldn't hear what Fang Xun and Nangong Yu were saying, his intuition told him that there must be something wrong with these two people!And it's an unspoken question!

"By the way, how far are you from the golden core stage?" Fang Xun asked suddenly.

Nangong Yu was taken aback, Fang Xun seldom cared about her cultivation, this was the first time, so he couldn't help saying proudly: "In half a year, I will be able to pass the Gold Core Thunder Tribulation."

This kind of cultivation speed, even in the Cangming Continent, is enough to disdain the younger generation, after all, she has only one.

Fang Xun nodded thoughtfully, then took out more than a dozen Dao Fruits of the Beginning and threw them to Nangong Yu: "I heard that this thing can improve the cultivation speed of monks below the transformation stage, Su Yuehan only ate one and advanced If you have Jindan, you should try it too."

"Wow, what is this?"

Nangongyu caught Daoguo in a hurry, and said coquettishly.

Fang Xun said indifferently: "This is the Dao Fruit of Absolute Beginning that I told you before, and it tastes pretty good."

"Really?" Nangong Yu took a bite without hesitation. You know, she is a foodie just like Fang Xun.

"Well."

A few seconds later, Nangong Yu hurriedly sat down cross-legged, working hard to dissolve the majestic aura and dao rhyme in the fruit.

It didn't take long for Nangong Yu to stand up in surprise: "Wow, I only took one bite to contain such a huge spiritual energy, it's amazing."

Fang Xun scratched his head in distress, he has no sense of energy, he can't feel spiritual energy under normal conditions, and he always eats based on the taste, regardless of the effect.

"With these dozens of fruits, it is possible for me to be promoted to Nascent Soul."

The girl was still immersed in joy, with a happy face.

Fang Xun was quite surprised, a dozen of the Dao Fruits of Absolute Beginning can make a girl be promoted to Nascent Soul, so what if there are more?

Thinking of this, Fang Xun simply took out all the Dao Fruits of Absolute Beginning, besides the dozen for Su Yuehan, he had dozens of them here, and threw them all to the girl.

"Anyway, these things are useless to me, you can keep them and practice slowly."

Seeing this, the girl was completely moved, her eyes were slightly moist, and then Fang Xun took out another fruit that was completely different from the original Dao fruit and stuffed it into her mouth, and commented while eating: "Well, the taste of this fruit is also delicious. good."

Nangong Yu: "..."

"Me too! Come on!"

"Ah? I've already given you so much, you should save some food for me." Fang Xun said aggrievedly.

The girl frowned: "I don't care, I will, otherwise I will declare that I like you in front of all my fans."

"I wipe it, isn't it, so vicious?"

Fang Xun said with a toothache: "I'm afraid of you, here you go, three, is it enough?"

However, the girl still stared at Fang Xun's storage ring with malicious intent, and Fang Xun immediately backed away with a tingling scalp: "You...what do you want to do? You, don't come here, or I will scream."

"Hey hey hey, go ahead and scream, no one will come to save you even if you yell and break your throat."

The girl showed an extremely evil smile, and immediately approached Fang Xun non-stop.

"No one! No one! Come and save me!" Fang Xun yelled hysterically.

Nangong Yu: "..."

"Shut up!" The girl rushed forward and knocked Fang Xun down, grabbing his storage ring.

"Fuck! There is really a problem!"

Huang Tao, who had been observing secretly, opened his mouth wide in horror. He guessed right!In broad daylight, under the bright sky, the two of them actually did such an outrageous thing!

Huang Tao subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and decided to continue watching. Unfortunately, the picture he imagined did not appear. He only saw Nangong Yu take away Fang Xun's storage ring in two or three times, and then got up and looked down at Fang triumphantly. Searching.

"Brother Fang Xun, you have never defeated me in grabbing things."

The girl unceremoniously searched for Fang Xun's loot obtained in the Cangming Continent. As long as it was edible, she basically took half of it. As for the other things, the girl didn't even look at it.

Fang Xun wanted to cry without tears, holding his almost emptied storage ring, and said with a sad face: "Xiaoyu, you are too cruel."

The girl snorted, as if she had won a battle, patted the snowflakes on her body, and said, "Don't put on airs there, I just learned to cook a new dish, and I'll cook it for you later, as compensation."

Hearing this, Fang Xun's complexion changed drastically, and he shot up from the ground like a frightened bird, and blurted out: "No way, those things you made can be eaten?!"

"Ah."

The girl glanced at it, and Fang Xun suddenly felt chills all over his body. His strong desire to survive made him quickly change his words: "Of course it can be eaten, of course it can be eaten, and it is very delicious. I can't wait to taste it."

"That's about the same." The girl's small face slowed down.

"But..." Fang Xun changed the subject and said, "I came back after a lot of trouble, why don't we go out to eat tonight? I know there is a delicious restaurant in the street next door..."

"No!" The girl flatly refused: "It's because Brother Fang Xun finally came back, so I must cook for Brother Fang Xun myself to celebrate."

At the end, the girl looked at Fang Xun with a smile, she looked very much like a jackal that saw its prey.

Fang Xun shivered. At this moment, he thought of the fear of being dominated by the food made by the girl again. It was a terrible memory that went deep into the bone marrow, and people absolutely did not want to look back!
"Brother Fang Xun, why are you still standing there, let's go." The girl grabbed Fang Xun's arm and walked into the house, as if she didn't know how destructive her food was!

Fang Xun's heart is ashamed, it seems that today he is destined to face that terrible dark dish again!
Thinking of this, Fang Xun took a deep breath, full of the tragic meaning of the wind blowing, the water cold, and the strong man gone and never returning.

At this time, Huang Tao, who was still observing secretly, frowned, and found that things were not simple!
That night, Huang Tao heard painful groans from the next door from time to time, up and down, making his heart itchy and burning with desire.

This night, Fang Xun had already forgotten how he spent it. He only remembered that when he woke up in the morning, he was lying on the toilet, dizzy and weak. Yes, he had already vomited and collapsed!

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(End of this chapter)