Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 1 Live Traversal
Recently, live broadcasts are popular in the space, and friends have all kinds of live broadcasts. Si Zhai also made a live broadcast, and he broadcast live: time travel.

This is a sunny day with birds singing and flowers fragrant, especially suitable for wearing big pants, a small vest, pulling flip flops, and going out to throw garbage.

As soon as he walked to the garbage dump, Si Zhai was still thinking about whether he should introduce himself as the owner of an online adult/personal goods store on a blind date, or when he had the title of "Little Doctor of Confidence for Lonely, Lonely Women", when he was greeted face to face A black unknown object blurred his face.He had just finished watching "Alien" that day, and his first reaction was a face hugger, and he had already written a suicide note in his heart.

But reality often likes to tell stupid human beings how imaginative they are, so Si Zhai just got swollen face.

After failing to find the "perpetrator", Si Zhai was attracted by the "murder weapon"—it was a silver-black helmet with a shiny body, and the dust kicked up on the ground did not touch it at all. It looks very inconsistent.

Si Zhai picked up the helmet, knocked on it, and the helmet made a steel buzz.

"Well, the quality is good. It's good to go back and make a food bowl for the rhubarb. No matter how much you chew on this, it won't break." Si Zhai decided on the fate of this "weapon".

Then Si Zhai felt the helmet in his hand tremble, but when he looked carefully, there was nothing there.

delusional...

Si Zhai shrugged and threw away the trash, then walked back with his helmet in hand.Suddenly, the sun shone on the helmet, and four words were reflected.

Si Zhai thought he had read it wrong, so he turned the helmet around and took a closer look, and there were really four characters.

"Is there a word here just now?"

Si Zhai looked at those few words again: "...the main...character...system...system?"

What the hell?

Suddenly, Si Zhai found another line of small characters next to those four characters.

"How to use...Put the helmet on your head...Press the button on the side of the helmet...The system starts to run...Take you across and fly!?" Si Zhai immediately took out his phone and opened the live broadcast room in the space: "Guys, I picked up a Artifact!"

After a while, the live broadcast room was full of people.

Pure and beautiful boy: Doctor, you are mad again...

Serious CEO: Don't make typos all the time, boy, it's a fever!
Love Nestle but not coffee: Doctor, what does your artifact look like?Take it out and have a look~~
Charger: ... Is it dirty upstairs, or is it dirty in my mind?
Pure and beautiful boy: I don't understand what you two are talking about

Black Technology: What is it, let me take it out and have a look.

As soon as the black technology spoke, the live broadcast room immediately fell silent. This is a real technical geek, more professional than a professional.

So Si Zhai honestly turned the camera to the helmet: "I know Bu Laohei? What kind of high technology is this?"

After a while, Black Technology came back to reply: It's a bit like the new R-3 helmet-style 3D holographic glasses, but I think it's more likely to be just a motorcycle helmet... By the way, where did you pick it up?
"I picked it up at the garbage dump, and suddenly it fell from the sky and smeared my face." Si Zhai said, turning the camera to his own face: "Look, my face is swollen!"

Serious CEO: Who is this littering!
Pure and beautiful boy: It's nothing more than littering, and cruelty to small animals, shameful!
Love Nestle but not coffee: Everyone is responsible for protecting single dogs!

Charger: see you upstairs!

"Hey, you guys are off the beaten track! Besides, I'll go on a blind date in a while to see who abused the dog, you single bastards!"

I love Nestle but not coffee: Hehe, you are still on a blind date at what age, you are destined to be a flag for a lifetime
Pure and beautiful boy: hit the nail on the head
Charger: Doc, you forgot that there is another female here...

Serious CEO: Xiao Ai, this is a story from experience
It was only then that Si Zhai remembered that [Love Nestle but not coffee] is a girl, and she is also a veteran who has repeatedly fought (blind dates) and failed repeatedly...Of course, the reason why she is still an old leftover woman is that she likes to carry a wine bottle when she is drunk The physique of beating men is certainly an important reason, but I clicked into his online store when she visited the adult goods store for the first time out of curiosity, and then he was idle and bored that day, so he used his title of "little doctor" After teaching her a bunch of more gentlemanly theories, she also kindly shared some resources with her, which also played a big role in the process of letting a small white flower grow into a black poisonous tongue against the natural evolution theory in minutes No effect.

Thinking of the past that he didn't know how to evaluate, Si Zhai hurriedly changed the subject: "Come on, this thing says you can travel through time, watch brother live broadcast a time travel for you!"

With that said, Si Zhai put the helmet on his head and pressed the button on the side.

In the darkness, the black glass cover on the front of the helmet suddenly flickered a few times, and then lit up, forming a screen-like plate.Then a childish electronic female voice sounded:

"Drip, please bind the user. After binding, it cannot be modified. Please choose carefully. Are you sure the current wearer is the user?"

"Fuck, it's so sci-fi, it can't really be a 3D holographic glasses!"

"Sure!"

Just as Si Zhai finished speaking, a green light flashed, and he felt a pain in his head, and then he heard the female voice say: "Didi, the scanning is complete, Didi, the user information has been entered, the user's final confirmation is completed, and the system function is turned on." , drop—may I ask if you want to start time travel?"

"Wear it, wear it, wear it decisively!" Si Zhai thinks that these are almost the 3D glasses that black technology refers to. This time travel is probably the so-called watching 3D movies. I heard that watching 3D movies for the first time will make you dizzy. Si Zhai Zhai hurriedly sat down on the ground, fearing that he would get dizzy and fall down.

At this time, the female voice has already started the countdown: Countdown to crossing: 10, 9, 8...

Taking advantage of the fact that the movie hadn't started yet, Si Zhai fumbled to put the phone in front of his eyes, and posed a pose: "Look, brother's great time travel!"

As soon as the voice fell, the countdown was over, a white light flashed, and the place was empty...

…………

"Goku, Goku..."

A gentle voice sounded, and Si Zhai woke up slowly.

"Oh?" Si Zhai stared blankly at the beautiful woman standing in front of her—a melon-seeded face, willow-leaf eyebrows, red lips slightly raised, with a compassionate expression, paired with a white gauze dress and a Buddha's light above her head...wait, Buddha's light ?

Si Zhai closed his eyes, and then opened them again, he really had a Buddha's light on his head!

Si Zhai: Something's wrong, I'll try to figure it out.

What were you doing before?Oh, picked up a helmet, and... want to watch a 3D movie, so this is a 3D movie?It's so realistic.

So Si Zhai regarded himself as a dutiful eater, and looked at him honestly.

"Goku?"

The beautiful woman in white knelt down and waved her hands in front of Si Zhai. Only then did Si Zhai realize that he had been lying on the ground, so he wanted to sit up...he couldn't get up!

Si Zhai felt as if something was pressing on his body, and turned his head to see——

Let me go, there is such a big mountain, like a palm supporting the sky, ah, there is also a piece of yellow mounting paper...

Wait, how do you feel that you have seen this scene before?

Si Zhai looked down again, and found that he was being half-pressed by the mountain, only his upper body was exposed, but——when did he grow a whole body of hair?

Si Zhai put his head in his hands and calmed down for a while, then suddenly looked up at the beautiful woman in front of him: "Your breasts are really big!"

"Snapped!"

The beauty still smiled kindly: "What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly?"

Si Zhai covered his swollen left cheek, like a schoolboy admitting his mistake: "Bodhisattva, I was wrong!"

The beauty smiled and said, "What's wrong?"

Si Zhai said honestly: "I shouldn't say that you have big breasts, your breasts are not big at all!"

"Snapped!"

The beauty gently stroked Si Zhai's head: "What's wrong?"

Si Zhai clutched his swollen right cheek: "...I shouldn't be making trouble in heaven."

"Well, what else?" The beauty's voice was still gentle.

"What else?" Si Zhai thought for a while, and suddenly saw the jade bottle in the hand of the beautiful woman, and then suddenly realized: "I shouldn't steal your godfather...ah no, no, I shouldn't steal too much Laojun's elixir!"

Only then did the beauty let go of the little white hand that was holding Si Zhai's head, and slowly smoothed her hair again.Si Zhai breathed a sigh of relief, he felt his head was almost opened.

"Well, good boy, you are a good boy if you know your mistakes." The beauty patted Si Zhai's head and said kindly.

Si Zhai nodded honestly: "Yeah, Bodhisattva, you are really a sensible person. You can tell that I am a good monkey. I was ignorant before. I will definitely not commit crimes in the future, and I will devote myself to the Buddha and crack down on dissidents." Christians, do good deeds every day...so let me out quickly!"

The beauty smiled and nodded: "Since you admit your mistakes so well, let me give you a chance. After 500 years, you will meet a predestined person, and he will rescue you at that time. You must protect him and protect him." He went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures."

"Huh?" Si Zhai looked at the beautiful woman in surprise: "We have to wait 500 years? Did you agree to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately?"

The beauty touched his head gently again, and said with a smile, "Do you have an opinion?"

Si Zhai immediately shook his head like a rattle: "No objection, no objection, Bodhisattva is kind!"

"Well, that's good." The beauty patted Si Zhai's head with a smile, stood up and attracted a cloud, which disappeared in the blink of an eye.

(End of this chapter)