Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 105

Shan Yu Wang Ting, San ShengMu boredly sat on the high seat and watched the soldiers below practice the killing array.

She propped her head lazily, couldn't help yawning, and asked the high priest sitting at the bottom, "Is there anyone who knows about instant noodles?"

The high priest bowed and said shamelessly, "I report to Your Majesty, I haven't found it yet."

"Hey!" San Shengmu caressed her little face and complained to herself: "Where did this bastard go, and he didn't give me a letter! Don't let me know where you are looking for a woman! Otherwise, I will have you castrated." !"

"That... Your Majesty?"

"Huh? What's the matter?"

The high priest hesitantly took out a parchment, and said anxiously: "I have studied it with several wizards for a few days, but I still don't understand a few things, so... can you give me some pointers..."

The Third Holy Mother took the parchment and glanced at it. It was a large composite formation she gave to the high priest. This kind of formation includes killing formation and phantom formation. Compared with ordinary people, it is indeed not easy Understand.

But...it's so troublesome to talk about, why do I have to do such troublesome things, can't you just follow the formation I drew honestly?

The Third Holy Mother returned the parchment to the high priest, and looked at him with eyes that hated iron and steel: "Oh!" Shaking her head, she got up and left.

The high priest stood there holding the parchment with a confused look on his face: Huh?What's wrong?What does this mean?I do not know!
Returning to her king's tent, San ShengMu immediately turned into a dry woman, threw aside the heavy crown and tiara, and threw herself on her big bed.

Sanshengmu touched the fluffy fur sheet, rubbing her face on the bed, rubbing, rubbing: "Ah, I love you so much!"

After lying on the bed for a long time, the Holy Mother called Shima, the maid who was picking up the crown she had thrown on the ground, over: "Where is the little album that I asked you to collect for me? Have you received it?"

Maid Shima wondered: "Your Majesty, the picture book you mentioned... is really a bit... so what..."

Sanshengmu was dissatisfied: "If you receive it, you will receive it, if you don't receive it, you won't receive it, what the hell!"

"But you also know that we generally don't have this kind of professional painters on the grasslands, let alone... the kind of... that kind of spring...the spring palace you want..." The maid Shima blushed and said in a low voice. Say those two words.

San ShengMu scratched her ears: "That means you didn't receive it?"

"Also... it's not that I didn't receive it..."

San Shengmu's eyes widened, and she looked at her inexplicably: "Then what are you doing so much, bring it to me quickly!"

"But these books are all with those concubines. When they come here, they always bring one or two of them..." Seeing that the Sanshengmu still didn't respond, Shima had no choice but to remind: "They are all your concubines in name. It would be inappropriate for us servants to directly ask them for such... private things..."

"Wait, wait!" Sanshengmu looked at her inexplicably: "What are you talking about? When did I have a concubine?"

"Isn't this a tradition of our Great Huns, that is, after the death of the previous Shanyu, his wives must either be buried with him or follow the next Shanyu..."

Sanshengmu spread her hands, frowned and opened her mouth: "Then let them go to the funeral, it's none of my business?"

Shima glanced at her and coughed: "The day before Qian Shanyu's big funeral, you celebrated with the patriarchs of various clans. When the wine was half drunk, you said at the banquet that it was because Qian Shanyu touched your face. , you have to touch his wives from head to toe, and let them warm your bed every day... This has been spread in all the tribes, and since you came to the throne, you have not recruited male favourites, everyone says hello, Your Majesty Women, the nobles are all planning to marry their daughters to you..."

San ShengMu had a panicked expression on her face: still... what else?No wonder Si Zhai didn't contact me, where is that guy researching how to hack me to death?

"His Majesty?"

The Third Holy Mother came back to her senses and coughed: "Hey, well, I don't need to look for the brochure for now, let those concubines go where they fall in love with, and those nobles, let them not bother to marry their daughters in." Already!"

"Yes, this subordinate will do it!"

"Wait!" The Holy Mother stopped Shima, and said with a serious face: "Gu likes men, not women, let the people below stop spreading rumors!"

Shima had an inexplicable smile of 'I understand', and bowed: "Your Majesty believes in you!"

Three Virgins: "..."

When Shima went out, Sanshengmu secretly thought about what she would do if that lunatic Si Zhai came in.

How about practicing hard from now on?But this physical aptitude is not good. It will take three or four years just to build the foundation. If you can't play for such a long time, you will die of boredom!

Just when the Holy Mother was worrying about her own fate, a messenger came in: "Report to the Great Chanyu, the Han envoys have come to see us, and asked us to let the previous envoys go back!"

San ShengMu recovered from her thoughts, raised her eyebrows, and played with her taste: "Is it finally here? I really made me wait." Great Chanyu, arrest them all and cut them off!"

Waiting for the soldiers to go down, the Three Holy Mothers called another soldier: "Chuangu's order, the big man is unkind and intends to assassinate Ben Shanyu, immediately call the heads of all tribes to come to discuss the matter, I, the Huns, will not die with the big man from now on. !"

"Yes!" The guard bowed and retreated holding the token of the Three Holy Mothers.

Sanshengmu stretched her waist, showing her perfect body curves, jumped out of bed and walked outside, muttering: "Oh, I thought it was interesting, but it's not interesting at all. I knew I wouldn't be here!"

Walking out of the king's tent, San ShengMu saw the soldiers who had taken Si Zhai to Su Wu's place to change shifts, and immediately became interested, she stepped forward and asked, "That Su Wu, how is he doing with his flock of sheep?"

The soldier was a little apprehensive at being so close to Shan Yu, and hurriedly knelt down and bowed his head: "Qi Shan Yu, I heard from the shepherd over there that Su Wu eats and is lazy all day long, and his flock is all the divine sheep that His Majesty gave him back then." I’m helping him herd herds, and it’s kind of weird to spread the word over there.”

"Oh, I didn't ask that, what I asked was how Su Wu got along with his flock of sheep?" San Shengmu winked and said wretchedly with a smile: "That's it, you understand!"

The soldier didn't understand, but he understood everything when he saw San Shengmu's wretched expression, his black face flushed a little, and he said in embarrassment: "Well, I heard that Su Wu is quite normal...it seems like he didn't do anything..."

Hearing this answer, San ShengMu was dissatisfied, and she wrinkled her small face and murmured: "What are you pretending? It's written clearly in the book. You're obviously a big pervert! Bah, you're another disgusting hypocrite!"

The Third Holy Mother cursed and cursed, suddenly she had a flash of inspiration and smiled darkly.

The Three Virgins smiled and said to the soldier: "By the way, I remember that there seems to be a kind of medicine specially given to men by the wizard Kalium..."

(End of this chapter)