Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 19 You Please Blow

"White Dragon Horse...Zhu Bajie...Sha...Eh, shouldn't Drifting be the one who will appear next?" Si Zhai sat on the ground, listening to Xiao Po talking about the order of appearance of each character in Journey to the West, while holding a note with.

"What are you doing?" Zhu Bajie asked strangely seeing that Si Zhai had been sitting on the ground writing and drawing today.

"Oh, it's really not a Drifting Monk...Huh? You called me?" Si Zhai was startled, and looked at Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie ignored him, snatched the paper from his hand, but only saw the names, and frowned: "What is this?"

Si Zhai snatched the paper back, continued to listen and memorize it, and distractedly said: "This is a strategy for learning scriptures, and we will encounter these monsters I wrote in the future!"

Zhu Bajie sneered: "Don't talk nonsense here, I don't know what you are capable of. If you can know what will happen in the future, how can you be crushed by the Tathagata under the Five Elements Mountain!"

Si Zhai let him ridicule, writing in a hurry.Suddenly, his ears moved, and he stood up suddenly: "Roar!"

The big tiger who just jumped out and opened his mouth: ... feels like being robbed of his lines...

Holding the piece of paper, Si Zhai glanced at the big tiger like a teacher handing out papers at the end of the term: "The Tiger Pioneer of Huangfeng Cave in Huangfengling?"

The big tiger said in a daze: "It's... no, how did you know?"

Si Zhai helped the non-existent glasses, turned his head and said to Zhu Bajie who didn't understand the situation: "Kill him!"

Zhu Bajie was also straightforward, without saying a word, he directly swung over with a rake.

"Don't, don't, don't!" As soon as Si Zhai sat down, Xiao Po yelled in his ear: "Don't kill him, if you kill him, you won't be able to find the Yellow Wind Monster!"

"Huh? You need him to find the Yellow Wind Monster?" Si Zhai thought for a while, but he really forgot what happened to the Yellow Wind Monster here. It seemed that a gust of yellow wind blew, and then Master Tang was arrested. Is that how you play it?

"Don't worry about that, tell Zhu Bajie to stop!"

"Ah, brother pig..."

"what--"

There was a scream, and Si Zhai withdrew his half-stretched hand and spread it out, "Brother Zhu killed him!"

Xiao Po held his forehead weakly in the space: "This scripture can't be taken anymore!"

Si Zhai comforted: "Why don't you just find a yellow wind monster, little white dragon!"

"Here we come!" Xiao Bailong came over in a panic, "What are you doing, uncle?"

Si Zhai grabbed the corpse of Tiger Pioneer and held it up to Xiao Bailong: "Smell!"

Xiao Bailong snorted in disgust, but still obediently sniffed it under the threat of Si Zhai's gaze.

Then Si Zhai conjured up a necklace with a chain and put it around his neck, kicked his butt: "Follow the smell and find it for me!"

Everyone: ... This is a dragon, not a dog!
After stepping through the grass and cutting through the green vines along the road, the crowd, led by the dragon dog Xiaobailong, arrived in front of the gravel-strewn Yellow Wind Cave.

Looking at the passage with nine bends and eighteen bends, Si Zhai frowned and thought for a while, then let go of the little white dragon, walked up to Tang Seng and looked at him: "Do you like being tied up or not?"

Tang Seng took a step back vigilantly: "What! What are you doing?"

Si Zhai said in a relaxed tone: "Nothing, just ask casually."

Tang Seng heaved a sigh of relief and said, "I definitely don't like being tied up!"

"Oh." Si Zhai nodded, grabbed him by the collar and threw him in.

"what--"

Tang Seng mellowly rolled in along the hole.

Si Zhai clapped his hands and stood up: "Then go in like this!"

Little White Dragon: ... Devil!
Zhu Bajie: ...the devil!

After that, the three of them waited here with big eyes and small eyes, and Tang Seng's ghostly crying and wolf howling kept coming.

Xiao Po wondered, "Master, what are you doing?"

Si Zhai took it for granted, "Wait until the Yellow Wind Monster throws Master Tang out!"

Xiao Po asked strangely: "Why did he throw Tang Seng out?"

Si Zhai also asked strangely, "Isn't he a vegetarian?"

Xiao Po: "...Master, please read Journey to the West carefully, the Yellow Wind Monster is a carnivore!"

Si Zhai stayed for a while, listening to the silence at the entrance of the cave, he turned his head crunchingly: "He won't be eaten!"

Zhu Bajie was not sure: "It should be finished..."

"Uh, that little bastard..."

Xiao Po flung himself on the lottery wheel and cried, "Wow! I can't get this sutra anymore!"

Si Zhai coughed in embarrassment, and put on a sanctimonious face: "Listen up, the monster inside! I am Monkey King, Monkey King, and let my master go quickly! Otherwise, I will tear down your Yellow Wind Tunnel!"

After speaking, Si Zhai unkindly took out his golden cudgel and smashed it randomly.

After a while, a gust of yellow wind blowing flying sand and rocks came out, and a monster with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes appeared, it was the yellow wind monster.

Seeing that the entrance to his house had been smashed by Si Zhai, the Yellow Wind Monster was immediately annoyed: "Well, you Bi Mawen! How dare you come and smash my place! Let's see if I don't blow you to death!"

When the Yellow Wind Monster appeared, he took out a wearing Si Zhai who looked like a gas mask, hugged the golden cudgel that had become sky-high with both hands and feet, and made a gesture of asking for advice: "Please blow."

After half an hour...

"Huh...huh..." The yellow wind monster puffed up his cheeks and blew, his face was blue and purple, as if he lacked oxygen.

Holding the motionless Dinghaishen needle, Si Zhai said kindly: "Are you tired? If you are tired, take a break before blowing. Just remember to give me my master after blowing! Thank you!"

"You...you wait!" Huang Feng went back to the cave mansion angrily, and came out again after a while, with a white-washed Master Tang in his hand: "Go, go! Get out! I don't hesitate to eat! Go to the Tathagata It doesn't take much effort for you to eat a lamp oil, this Tang monk meat, bad review!"

Tang Seng Erkang held his hand: "My clothes!"

Huang Feng said viciously: "It doesn't cost money to take a big health care! The clothes are deducted as a bath fee, get out!"

Si Zhai hurried away with Tang Seng, mainly because the Yellow Wind Monster was not that easy to fight. In the original book, Monkey King had to find a lot of people to subdue him.That stuff called Samadhi Kamikaze, who was actually a weasel fart, almost blew Monkey King blind.

Just go through the motions!
Then Si Zhai saw Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong, who had been blown away, vomited on the ground.

That's right, such a bullshit, he would have to vomit even without wearing a gas mask (you who are good at physics can make your own gas mask).

Si Zhai shook his head and sighed: "Oh, I forgot to make two gas masks for you! In the future, you must believe what the senior brother said, and I told you to read the strategy carefully!"

Zhu Bajie who is throwing up: In addition to the name, there is a yarn in your strategy!

Si Zhai put the naked Tang Monk down and asked him to find clothes, while he rubbed his hands secretly thinking: Tathagata’s lamp oil is a bit awesome, if you eat it casually, a weasel will evolve into a fart god, is it refined from kryptonite gems? what!
Si Zhai became even more determined to complete the task and leave - he didn't want to rebel against that anti-socialist Maitreya!
"Next...well, let me see!" Si Zhai took out the piece of paper: "Liusha River... ah, Drifting! Finally here is the Kappa! Brothers, let's go..."

vomit!
vomit!
Si Zhai touched his nose: "Then let's go later..."

(End of this chapter)