Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 30 The most troublesome thing happened...

When Si Zhai woke up, he was in a huge movie theater, which was the memory playback room in the system space. His first reaction was that he was dead.Speaking of which, he really doesn't know what will happen if he dies, because Xiao Po once warned him that he must never die, and the consequences of death are more serious than not being able to return to modern times.

So now, is he dead?

"Smelly woman! Vixen! Big villain..."

Xiao Po's unique child's voice came over, Si Zhai sat up, and saw Xiao Po in a gothic lolita outfit stomping his feet angrily.

"Xiao Po? Am I... dead?"

Xiao Po stopped stomping, turned around and looked at Si Zhai excitedly, and then threw himself directly into Si Zhai's arms.

"Woo hoo, master! You finally woke up, Xiao Po thought he would never see you again! Hoo hoo!"

Si Zhai patted Xiao Po's back comfortingly: "Good boy, good boy, don't cry, don't cry!"

"En, um, Xiao Po doesn't cry!" Xiao Po kept rubbing against Si Zhai's arms, making his face smeared with snot and tears, and Si Zhai couldn't help laughing.

Xiao Po poked his head against him resentfully, and said dissatisfied in a nasal voice: "The master is bad, Xiao Po was scared to death, I really thought you were going to die this time!"

Si Zhai was taken aback for a moment, and said in surprise, "I'm not dead?"

Xiao Po sniffed his nose and said, "Of course I'm not dead. If you were dead, why would you see me!"

This sentence contains a lot of information, so Si Zhai tentatively asked: "Then where should I be?"

"Of course it is..." Xiao Po suddenly stopped talking, looked at Si Zhai vigilantly, and said dissatisfiedly: "Hmph, don't try to trick Xiao Po!"

Si Zhai looked away, not at all embarrassed by being exposed, and changed the subject: "Then what, why did I get here?"

As soon as Si Zhai said this, Xiao Po became as if he wanted to hit someone again, and said bitterly: "It's not all the fault of that stupid woman, I really think that Chaos Lotus can cure everything! It's even worse when you can't get rid of it!" Feeding you the Chaos Lotus in a berserk state is simply nonsense!"

Si Zhai was a little strange: "Then I didn't die, didn't I get saved because she fed me the Chaos Lotus?"

"No..." Xiaopo paused, waved his hand at the huge screen angrily, and said somewhat self-destructively: "Look for yourself!"

Si Zhai was a little surprised what could happen, but he was stunned when he saw it.On the screen is a fairy-like purple-haired beauty, feeding a strange black lotus to a red-gold gorilla bleeding from seven orifices.It was the last memory he had before he lost consciousness, the scene where the Three Virgins fed him the Chaos Lotus!
"This is my memory?" Si Zhai was a little afraid to say it.After all, looking at my own memory feels like a revolving lantern, as if I am already dead.

Xiao Po turned his face away from the screen, reluctantly said: "Well, although you lost your consciousness later, your subconsciousness is still there, and the human subconsciousness can actually preserve memories."

The memory was still going on, Si Zhai shut his mouth and watched quietly, but as the memory went on, his mouth gradually opened, and it became bigger and bigger, developing into Si Zhai's version of shouting.

Let's step back in time and see what's happening on the screen.

After San Shengmu fed Si Zhai the Chaos Lotus, Si Zhai trembled all over, and his entire eyeballs began to turn crimson, which was a sign of irrational madness.Just after Si Zhai completely lost his mind, San ShengMu who was anxiously leaning over to check was pinned down by Si Zhai on the head.

That's right, the movement of Si Zhai's arm before he lost consciousness was to touch the head of the Holy Mother, but this is not the most important thing, the most important thing is-kissed!kissed!kissed!

Nima, I'm dying, I'm still thinking about doing this! ?This is Si Zhai's idea.

And the memory is still going on!

Dazed by the sudden situation, Sanshengmu was stunned for a few seconds, and then she slapped Si Zhai's Tianling Gai with her palm, causing Si Zhai, who was watching the screen, to tremble.

But at the moment when the picture was about to be taken, San Shengmu stopped again for some reason, but her small face was covered with red clouds, and her purple eyes stared at Si Zhai as if they were burning.

But the red-eyed Sizhai seemed completely unaware of the situation. After kissing his mouth, it didn't count, so he kissed down again, and then found a pile of awkward things (clothes) and suits (clothes) blocking him, and immediately growled, With a dissatisfied face, she picked up the pile of "clothes", and then San Shengmu raised her palm again...

San ShengMu forced herself to use her other hand to press down the hand that was about to slap Si Zhai to death, and it seemed that he had endured a lot in order not to kill him.

Therefore, the daring Si Zhai still tore away that obstructive thing.

And San Shengmu, who has always been a constant little pornographic book and blurted out dirty jokes, showed a rare complex expression, some angry, some shy, and finally flashed a flash of determination.

The subsequent scenes are a bit inappropriate to tell about. In short, the feeling given to Si Zhai is that the sense of violence is greater than the sense of sexiness.Si Zhai didn't know how Sanshengmu endured it, and what kind of mood he was holding.

Si Zhai's mood is a bit complicated, it's not hypocritical... No, it should be considered hypocritical.He has never been in love, and he has never had a good impression or even a crush on a girl, because he has a psychological barrier.

Love cleanliness is what psychology calls it.

Someone once said that those who love cleanliness are the most loyal objects in the world.Because this kind of people absolutely does not allow themselves to betray each other, they only love one person in their life, and they only allow themselves to love one person.

But in contrast, this type of person is very concerned about whether the other party has had other feelings before him.They do not allow the other party to betray themselves, and require the other party to love only themselves.

Therefore, these people are often very extreme, and they will do some extreme things, such as the living example of 'a certain medical school girl dissected her cheating boyfriend'...

Morbid, extreme, and terrifying...they are a bunch of psychological lunatics!
Si Zhai is not a serious patient, he only has a slight obsession with love and cleanliness.

He doesn't mind the relationship history of the other party, or how many men he has had before.But if the other party is with him, then only love him, don't empathize with others.

is it possible?Not too possible.

In modern times, on-off and on-off are normal, and no one knows how long the dopamine generated by love at that moment will last.

He can't accept it, so he is an outlier.

And there is a demon living in everyone's heart, so does Si Zhai.Although he is only slight now, who can guarantee what will happen to him after he has someone he likes?It is not impossible to become a severe patient in an instant.

So he is very afraid that he will fall in love with someone. In love, he is a coward and he cannot afford to lose.

Since he can't afford to lose, it's better not to love. In fact, he has always been very ascetic.

Although he owns an adult goods store, he talks a lot about sex, and he even squats in the online store to give adult lessons to female customers all day long, but he is a virgin himself. All the knowledge he knows is completely obtained by his old age since he was a child. Mother nurtured.

He also knows that his family is in a hurry, just like his old mother, who thinks of ways to let him go out to harm other people's daughters every day.So he didn't refuse to go on a blind date.

Fortunately, although the experience in the adult goods store did not cure his illness, it made him no longer easy to be moved, because he knew very well that the dignified lady sitting opposite was probably the one who asked him how he was doing yesterday. A member who looks like a male xx model.

He gradually learned to look at the blind date with an appreciation, the kind of appreciation for talents or friends.

So after a blind date, it is often that he and the other party become close buddies, good girlfriends, or... a deeper abnormal alliance.

But now, he has to seriously face this question that he has been avoiding all this time...

(End of this chapter)