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Chapter 33 This is so embarrassing

Sanshengmu was a little bit broken. A few minutes ago she was complacent about getting out of the singles, but now she just wanted to slap her self a few minutes ago, and said to her: Nima, are you sure this is a boyfriend candidate?This is to find someone to kill yourself!
Now the two are flying in the sky, holding a chain between them - Tiantiao, one end is tied to Si Zhai's wrist, and the other end is tied to the wrist of San Shengmu.This is Si Zhai's idea, euphemistically called: You are not allowed to leave my sight!

This must be a disease, this must be a disease!With such a snake spirit disease, can I really live to the end of my life?You won't wake up one day to find that you have been hacked to death by your husband!And I actually have a kind of heart-wrenching feeling about it, this is too frightening!

"Well, can you become a human being? I feel like I'm scared of monkeys these days..." Yes, whether it's the one with your gorilla state yesterday, or the monkey's blackening today , I feel that my sister will never love monkeys again!No, animals are black when cut open. It turns out that I was really wrong before. Sure enough, I should honestly fall in love with human beings. Alas, I knew why I did it before today!

Si Zhai, who was flying, was taken aback for a moment, then nodded: "Okay." He changed back to the human form in modern times.

Sure enough, what I did in the state of madness yesterday left a psychological shadow on Sanshengmu... But it's good to have this psychological shadow, at least I know the pain, so I can save myself from thinking about the monkeys and puppies on the roadside in the future. What.

"By the way, where are we going?" Ever since the two of them finished talking, Sanshengmu had followed Si Zhai away in a daze, and it was only now that she realized that she looked like an abducted girl.

Si Zhai squeezed her little hand and said calmly, "Go find our son."

Being held by hand, Sanshengmu blushed for a moment, but she was stunned when she heard Si Zhai's words: "Where did we get our son?" Did you just sleep yesterday?

Si Zhai said lightly: "Chen Xiang, didn't you conjure it yourself? He suddenly sent me a signal, and I promised him that he would come over."

Sanshengmu suddenly nodded, "It's him... What does he want from you?"

"I don't know, this kid doesn't know what's going on. Originally, he was asked to find a volcano to refine his axe. Who knows that it's been so many years. It stands to reason that he hasn't looked for me, so he should know that you have come out. , He hasn't looked for you?" Si Zhai looked down while talking, and he felt that he was not far from the position in the induction.

"No, I don't even know what he looks like now!"

Sanshengmu looked heartless, and Chen Xiang's filial piety was like feeding the dog.

After a while, the two arrived at their destination.This is a strange red desert, where magma is everywhere, and the volcano not far away is constantly erupting, and the whole world is dominated by red.

"What's the situation with this strong sense of déjà vu..." Si Zhai muttered, frowning.

"Huh? Have you been here?"

"No, it just feels like I'm in some TV series... Ah, nothing." Si Zhai realized that he had accidentally slipped his tongue in the middle of the sentence, and stopped hastily. Right now, the last thing he wants San Shengmu to know is that he is a person from another world. thing.

In order to avoid Sanshengmu's questioning, Si Zhai hastily diverted her attention, transported Xianyuan and yelled: "Chenxiang - Chenxiang -"

San ShengMu didn't care about the "tv series" that Si Zhai said at all, after all, she had heard him say strange things since she met him, and she was no stranger to it.Seeing Si Zhai yelling at this time, he also yelled, but the content was a bit indecent-"Damn boy, get out of my mother, be careful if you are late, my mother will play your little jj..." Well, seeing Si Zhai With a smile and unusually gentle eyes, San ShengMu decisively shut her mouth.

After about half an hour, when the two were impatient and about to leave, the Lord finally came.However, he was still leading or supporting someone, and when he saw the person next to him, Si Zhai understood why he was late.

Chen Xiang brought a woman, to be precise, a pregnant woman.The woman was dressed in red, she was a little shorter than Chen Xiang next to her, she was quite tall.Although tall, this woman is very predictable. I don't know if the pair of breasts are the reason for her pregnancy. Visual inspection has a D.The woman is very beautiful, with an unconscious sense of arrogance on her face, like a natural queen, but at this time, her movements of carefully protecting her protruding belly greatly reduce this feeling and add a sense of arrogance. Motherhood shines.

Si Zhai looked at the San Shengmu next to her. The temperament of this woman was somewhat similar to that of the serious San Shengmu, but it was still different.The feeling of the Three Virgins is not the arrogance of the queen, but a kind of indifference, the indifference of looking at the ants, it is a feeling of being detached from the queen or human beings, but a god, yes, a god who is beyond the world Feel.In fact, Si Zhai also gave Sanshengmu this feeling, because he always unconsciously regarded people in this world as NPCs, but he, the client, couldn't notice it.

Seeing Chen Xiang with a pregnant woman, Si Zhai went up to greet him without waiting for him to come over, and said with a smile: "You are fine, I asked you to refine the axe, and you just hooked up with a girl? Why, no introduction introduce?"

Chen Xiang scratched her head in embarrassment, and first said to the pregnant woman: "This is Monkey King, Monkey King. I didn't tell you before, but it was thanks to him that we met each other!"

The pregnant woman was stunned for a moment, and just as she was about to say something, Chen Xiang introduced it to Si Zhai: "This is my wife's iron fan, the owner of the Banana Cave in Cuiyun Mountain."

Um...who! ?
Iron fan?

Plantain Cave?
Si Zhai looked at the volcano in the distance, and reacted for a while...

Fuck, this kid won't look for volcanoes to find Huoyanshan here!No wonder this scene feels familiar, isn’t that what the Flame Mountain in Journey to the West looks like!

Looking at the opposite woman who died of embarrassment after knowing Si Zhai's identity, Si Zhai felt even more that that was the case.

Si Zhai looked at the woman and asked tentatively, "But...sister-in-law?"

Although the woman was embarrassed, she still said stubbornly: "I have nothing to do with that person, so the Great Sage doesn't need to call me sister-in-law!"

Come on, she really is the Iron Fan Princess!
Chen Xiang also saw that something was wrong, and asked strangely: "You know each other?"

It's not easy to answer this question, after all, it's embarrassing, and so is Princess Iron Fan over there, who lowered her head and stroked her belly, but didn't speak.Seeing this, Si Zhai couldn't talk anymore, so he changed the topic: "Ah, so what... By the way, how did you two know each other?"

Hearing this, Chen Xiang was a little embarrassed, bowed her head and said, "That day I followed what the Great Sage said and went all the way to the west, and found this Flaming Mountain. It just so happened that Shan Er couldn't think of coming here to commit suicide because her husband was stealing people outside. I was rescued. After that, we have experienced a lot, but we are still together."

Si Zhai covered his face: Old Niu, what can my brothers say about you!Although this little boy came here because of a word from me, but what are you doing raising a little fox when you have nothing to do? It's all right now, my wife ran away with someone!Even the stomach was fucked... Wait! ?

Si Zhai pulled Chen Xiang aside, and said in a low voice, "Whose is the child?"

Chen Xiang scratched her head embarrassingly: "Mine, I have already named it, whether it is a boy or a girl, it is called Honghaier, to commemorate the red desert where we met."

The plot master is so powerful, what else can Si Zhai say?It's all messed up like this, but the red boy can still be brought out, you are awesome!
"Then why did you come to me this time? It's not just to show your affection."

"Ah, this time I want to ask the Great Sage where my mother is... Speaking of which, I haven't thanked the Great Sage for saving my mother. From now on, as long as the Great Sage orders, Xiaosheng will go through fire and water, and I will not hesitate!"

"You're already a father, what soup are you going for!" Si Zhai punched him, but then he didn't know what to say.

Si Zhai looked at the two women who were looking at each other from a distance, and felt that it would be better not to mention the Sanshengmu, after all, this matter is a bit messy now, and it was his ex-sister-in-law who followed the Sanshengmu's son. The mother's Sanshengmu got together with the daughter-in-law's ex-brother-in-law again, and Chen Xiang's son got together with his stepfather's ex-sister-in-law because of Sizhai's "stepfather"... No way, your circle is really messed up !
(End of this chapter)