Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 40 The Man Who Destroyed the World

According to Sanshengmu, Xiao Po only taught her some basic common sense and some simple words, so in a way, Sanshengmu is really a child who doesn't understand anything in this world.

Sanshengmu poked the soy sauce noodles in front of her with her chopsticks, frowned and said, "What is this?"

While swallowing the noodles, Si Zhai said inarticulately, "Noodles."

Sanshengmu clapped her chopsticks and said dissatisfiedly, "I don't know this is noodles! I mean, you just let me eat this!?"

Si Zhai glanced at her with the noodles in her mouth, and Xiao Nizi pointed her chin at Si Zhai with dissatisfaction on her face.Si Zhai finished his bowl of noodles without saying a word, and then dragged Sanshengmu's bowl of noodles over. Under Sanshengmu's puzzled eyes... he swallowed it all!
belch--

Si Zhai burped loudly and patted his stomach: "Ah, I'm so full!"

After finishing speaking, I took the dishes and chopsticks and went to the kitchen to wash up.Sanshengmu watched him enter the kitchen with a dazed face the whole time.

Three seconds later...

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! You bullied me! I'm going to tell grandma! Uuuuuu, my life is so miserable! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"

Si Zhai: My heart is so tired...

Si Zhai was so quarreled by San Shengmu that he had no choice but to make a box of instant noodles for her in the end, but he didn't expect San Shengmu's eyes to light up when he saw instant noodles.

Sanshengmu sniffed her little nose, showing an intoxicated expression: "Is this the instant noodles that little one talked about? Ah, this tempting fragrance~~"

Sanshengmu picked up the box of instant noodles that was about the size of her head with two small hands, and ate it voraciously. In the end, there was not even soup left. After drinking it, she even stuck out her little tongue to lick the instant noodle box. Lick, lick, lick...

"It's delicious! I've never eaten something so delicious!" Xiao Nizi stretched out her hand towards Si Zhai, with a bit of seasoning still on the corner of her mouth: "I want more!"

Si Zhai: ...with such sunny eyes, I really can't bear to tell her it's junk food.

When I was a child, I often heard the old people say that what you want is what you want to eat.There is a certain scientific reason for this sentence. Let’s just say that children love to eat instant noodles, but as people get older, they don’t like to eat it much, especially those with poor health and stomach. unwilling to eat.

This shows what?
This shows that children lack garbage in their bodies, so they instinctively stuff garbage into their bodies, making up for what they lack!When we get older, the garbage in our body is saturated, so we don't want to eat garbage anymore.

In the end, Sanshengmu ate three boxes of instant noodles. If Si Zhai was not afraid that she would starve her to death, she would still want to eat it. It seems that the garbage deficiency is quite serious.

Si Zhai and Sanshengmu sat facing each other and stared at each other.Si Zhai asked, "Is there anything you want to ask me?"

Sanshengmu was silent for a while, and said a little lonely: "The little one told me, but I didn't expect that our world turned out to be a novel..."

"Want to go back?"

Sanshengmu shook her head: "I don't want to go back, and I can't go back, that world has been destroyed..."

Si Zhai froze for a moment, then asked, "What do you mean? What do you mean by ruin?"

"It's ruined, it's ruined, there's no sign at all!" The Holy Mother curled her legs, her little head resting on her knees, her eyes were a little dull: "I was terrified when you left, and I haven't recovered for a long time. When I realized that I wanted to save you, the whole world began to collapse, it really collapsed, the sky was shattered into pieces, the land was turned into dust, the laws of the world suddenly disappeared, and the mana in my whole body disappeared in the blink of an eye, if it wasn’t for a sudden A white light appeared and brought me to that system space, probably... I will confess to be there."

Si Zhai sat next to the Holy Mother, hugged her in his arms and patted her head: "I will be there from now on."

Since Sanshengmu is a night owl, Si Zhai taught her how to use the lamp, toilet, and fan before going to bed, and then went back to her bedroom with peace of mind.

Closing his eyes, Si Zhai's consciousness came to the system space. Xiao Po was wearing a black dress and was sitting on the lottery wheel in a daze.

Si Zhai waved his hand in front of her eyes: "Hey, I'm back to my senses, can the intelligent system also be in a daze?"

"Ah, master! What's the matter?" Xiao Po flew off the lottery wheel and flew around Si Zhai a few times.

Si Zhai looked at her blankly for a while, then sighed: "Thank you for the San Shengma, it must be your credit that she came to the real world this time!"

"How is it possible? I can't do that kind of thing!" Xiao Po shook his hand and said solemnly: "This is the master's luck. It must be because the master has been thinking about that woman in his heart that he can drive her out. And she The reason why I can come to the real world is also thanks to the master's destiny points, 1000 points a day, hehe!"

"What... wait..." Si Zhai quickly looked at his destiny points, and it was indeed 1000 points missing.

"I'll go, it's a waste of money!" Si Zhai calculated, with the current points, he couldn't last a month at all.

"You can choose to repatriate her. If the master doesn't want her, I'll bring her back to her original world right now." Xiao Po winked at Si Zhai slyly.

"Send me back! Journey to the West has been destroyed... that's right!" Si Zhai asked, "Xiao Po, how did Journey to the West plane be destroyed?"

Xiao Po curled his lips: "It's no wonder that someone took out the heart of the protagonist Sun Wukong before leaving! The protagonist is dead, of course the world will collapse!"

"So it's my fault..." Si Zhai touched his nose, feeling a little complicated in his heart, but he really didn't expect that the death of the protagonist would have such serious consequences.

I originally said that even if I left, I would let those acquaintances in Journey to the West live better and have fewer regrets, but I didn't expect that I would destroy the world in the end... But if my wife is still alive, other things are trivial (>^ω^<) This is how she values ​​sex over friends!

"Master will work harder in the future, after all, that woman burns so much money!" Xiao Po gestured a long distance between his hands.

Si Zhai recovered from the complicated mood and nodded: "Yes, 1000 points a day, if you don't do more tasks, it really won't last long!"

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The next day, Si Zhai was woken up by Sanshengmu. She didn't know if she was asleep, so she started arguing at five o'clock.

"Monkey monkey! Is this TV! Is this TV! There are really villains! Is this magic? Did the gods of this world get them into this box?" Sanshengmu still used to call Si Zhai Houzi instead of calling them by their real names. From a certain point of view, she still has a little grudge against Si Zhai for concealing his identity back then.

Si Zhai scratched his head and got up, walked to the living room and saw San ShengMu curiously poking, poking, poking, poking around the TV.

Si Zhai poured a glass of water, and the cold water flowed down his throat into his stomach. The summer heat was slightly relieved, and then he said slowly: "There are no villains here. You can understand the so-called villains you saw. The shadow puppet shows in your world are all projected, but this box relies on electricity... Speaking of electricity, I know what's going on, but I guess you can't understand what I'm telling you, wait a few days Find a school that will teach you things about this world from scratch."

"School? It's a private school, right!" San Shengmu turned her head from the TV and frowned immediately: "Hey, although I'm more open, can you stop wearing so little clothes, you treat me like this Very impolite!"

Si Zhai looked at himself, and now he was only wearing boxer briefs, because he was used to being alone at home.

Si Zhai didn't care too much, shrugging his shoulders: "They are all people who have slept together, why do you mind this!"

San ShengMu's face turned red: "Get lost!"

　Recently, I let my family know about my writing. It’s not as exaggerated as you think, but it’s just not very pleasant, and I’m in a low mood for a while.To be honest, I am very sorry for the speed of updating every day, and I am also embarrassed to say anything about recommending tickets, rewards, comments and so on.But I don't know how many people read my book, and I don't know whether you like it or not.I write books for people to read, and it has always been, so I am very happy to see comments, yes, just comments are fine, and you don’t have to tip, even if you tell me: The author will update soon!Otherwise, send you the blade!I'm also happy because I know someone is watching and my writing is valuable.Finally, the scumbag author, I update so slowly and you didn't give up on me, thank you so much!

　　
　
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