Chapter 86

Solve! Why?

Where are his hands?

Why did he only see a pair of hooves?
Why is the hair a hoof?Why is the hair a hoof?Why is the hoof! ! !
What the fuck! ?
Si Zhai wanted to pinch himself to see if he was dreaming.

But his hands have turned into hooves, what can he use to twist them!

Is this going to tell him: Don't dream about Sao Nian, and recognize the reality... Master, did you make a mistake! ?

Ask for the psychological shadow area, hello! ! !
Si Zhai raised his two hooves with a feeling of grief and indignation.

It's really a hoof, with soft white hair on it...

Ok?White and soft hair?
Si Zhai's brain was so stuck that he processed a bunch of explosion information, but he didn't react. He opened and closed his eyes a few times, and finally saw clearly.

What white and soft hair, these are two legs of lamb! ! !

Si Zhai already faintly sensed what happened, but he still couldn't believe it, so he opened his mouth: "Baa~~"

Si Zhai shut up...

Don't say anything, this time I must destroy the world, don't stop me, anyone who stops me is in a hurry...

"Hiss...through...more success...hiss...gong...this time...the world...Su Wu shepherds..."

"Mission...to kill...to kill Su...Wu..."

"Accompanying...the traverser...possessed...the Xiong...nu...princess..."

"...hiss...detection...host...hardware...configuration is too low...system...runs...slow...automatic...shutdown...hiss...crack!"

Automatic shut-down?Paji?
"Come out to me!"

"Get out of here, you bastard!!!"

"What the hell turned me into a sheep and just disappeared? You are so brave!!!"

No, wait, what did this guy just say?
Si Zhai's unresponsive sheep brain suddenly remembered an important thing he heard just now——

Hun princess?

No way... Is there a mistake?
Xiaopo's bitch let his wife become someone else's wife! ?
"Wait, I have to kill you...dismembered...dismembered...flayed and cramped..."

A shepherd dressed in animal skins rode over and asked strangely, "What's wrong with this lamb? It won't eat milk. Why is it screaming here? Can't it grab milk?"

The shepherd stuffed the whip around his waist, got off his horse, grabbed the lamb Si Zhai, kicked the lambs that were drinking milk, and pushed Si Zhai over.

"Drink it!"

Si Zhai was pinned down by the neck and pressed against a pink mountain, and he was immediately stunned.

What is this for?
I'm a serious person, what are you doing! ?

Let go of me, I won't drink! ! !

Si Zhai ran out of energy after thumping about for a while, his stomach growled with hunger, and he took a breath unconsciously...

"Huh? It's quite delicious... um... how about taking another sip?"

Si Zhai, who accidentally lost all his morals, drank his fill so happily, and unconsciously hiccupped, Si Zhai came back to his senses: What the hell am I doing! ! !

Just thinking about it makes me want to die. A big man who is about to drink milk to the point of fascination. It's really... all kinds of shame! !
For a moment, various thoughts quickly filled Si Zhai's sheep brain, and the sheep brain overreacted and crashed.

Si Zhai stared blankly at the rows of pink mountain peaks in front of him. There were too many orders in his mind, coupled with his emotional disturbance, he couldn't choose which order to deal with for a while, so he just sat there blankly.

The lamb who shoved Si Zhai's ass looked at Si Zhai very dissatisfied: "Baa baa!" (Have you finished drinking? Get out of here! I'm not full yet!)
Hearing the lamb's words, Si Zhai was stunned, he could understand what the lamb said!so amazing!
Shit!He has turned into a sheep, can he not understand the language of sheep? ! !

Si Zhai became even more depressed. A sheep's face was covered with the expression of "I want Jing Jing, don't ask me who Jing Jing is."

Seeing that Si Zhai was ignoring him, the lamb became even angrier, backed up a few steps, ran quickly, bumped into the unsuspecting Si Zhai, and Si Zhai rolled over on the spot.

The disheartened Si Zhai was stunned: What is this?Who did I provoke?Are you not bullying?

It's really a person falling into the grassland and being ridden by a sheep... being bullied by a sheep!
The little sheep got up sleepily, feeling really tired of this cruel world, and no longer in love...

"Bah! Weak!" The lamb who turned Si Zhai up came up and sprayed him with spittle and contempt.

Can you believe it?He actually saw the expression of contempt on the face of a sheep!This dead sheep knows how to spit at him!And call him cowardly! ?

Baa star people are going to heaven!
"Go away, little boy, don't bother me!" Si Zhai said impatiently, planning to find a quiet place to gather his thoughts.

But he didn't expect the lamb to be angry.

Just as Si Zhai turned around and took two steps, the lamb kicked his ass with a hoof, and then turned him over.

Si Zhai was on all fours, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

Was he beaten again?
Damn it! ?

Si Zhai turned over slowly and stood up, with a gloomy face: "Little rascal, you managed to piss me off..."

slap!

Si Zhai was thrown to the ground again...

"Do you have the quality? Before people finish talking, you..."

slap!

Si Zhai lay on the ground and didn't want to get up...

Tired, don't want to love anymore...

The once famous Arab killer is now being tortured by a lamb... If you want to die, don't stop...

Si Zhai lay on the ground and fell into his own world of sorrow and sorrow, but the lamb didn't want to let him go, so it turned around triumphantly, and pointed its butt at Si Zhai:

"I'm defeated, I'll leave a mark for you, and see if you dare to grab milk from me!"

Looking at the bulging and shrinking ass above his head, Si Zhai immediately came to his senses, what a grandson! ! !
Si Zhai's wool exploded, as if he had been shot with adrenaline, and Deng Deng Deng turned over like three salted fish, and quickly rolled away from the area.

Whoa!
There was already a small pile of sheep dung balls on Si Zhai's head just now...

Staring blankly at the small pile of sheep dung balls, Si Zhai felt that the anger gauge on the top of his head was increasing at a rate of [-] per second, and it exploded in a short while.

Si Zhai looked at the lamb coldly: "Little dead sheep, you really annoy me... Fuck, let me finish!"

Seeing that Xiao Yang didn't pay any attention to his angry declaration, he directly pushed over him. Enraged, Si Zhai immediately opened his eyes, and his sheep's eyes turned into pitch-black black pupils.

Everything within a radius of half a mile came to a standstill!
The memory fragments of Lamb who was closest to Si Zhai were quickly spun and sucked into Si Zhai's pupils.

Since returning from Shutu World, Si Zhai discovered that the ability of Star Eye has been enhanced a lot for some reason.

The space freezing that was only used once before can now be used casually, and the frozen space has also expanded from a playground to a radius of one mile!The freezing time can last up to half an hour!
Moreover, the attractiveness of the eyes of the stars is also stronger, and those who are attracted to the front can lose the memory of a whole day in severe cases!

But on the contrary, Si Zhai found that the eyes of the stars were more difficult to control...

 PS: A new world has begun. The scumbag author will explain this world first. The general background of this world is based on the historical background of the TV series "Han Wu Da Di", but it has also been changed by the scumbag author in many places, so if you find something inappropriate, don't Accidentally, that's because I made a change.

  As for why TV dramas are used instead of official history... I just want to say that when Chen Xiang rescued his mother, many readers made me speechless. Since most people believe in TV dramas, then I will write according to TV dramas.

  But to be honest, TV dramas are really different from real history, children→_→.

  At least the Princess Nangong in the TV series "Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty", that is, the sister of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, was singled out by Yi Zhixie as the princess called Rouge. There is no such thing in history. Princess Nangong did not marry in history. Princess Nangong Those who married a Han Chinese as an official seem to have remarried again, but I can't remember clearly here.

  However, on the one hand, most people think of TV dramas as their first impression, and on the other hand... I don't know which green onion Yi Zhixie's wife is...

  So just be lazy and use the TV series Princess Nangong first.

  Of course, it is not Princess Nangong who is possessed by the Three Virgins. I will explain it later, so don't worry.

  One last thing, I can find out who Yi Zhixie's wife is, but it's too troublesome and no one believes it, so the scumbag shrugged.

  If you are curious...

  Then work hard, do it yourself and have enough food and clothing!
  It's that cheap (乛▽乛)
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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