Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 94 If you are unlucky...

Su Wu stared blankly at the group of lambs in front of him, and hadn't recovered from what the man said just now.

It was here when he woke up, and he didn't know where it was.Before he could ask why he was brought here, he saw a shepherd leading a flock of sheep, and then he heard the soldier who brought him say:

"The Great Chanyu said, when you have a baby with this group of rams, when will you be let back!"

He felt he heard it wrong, and he didn't know he heard it right until the soldier repeated it to him three times.

He was wrong, he was really wrong...

Things like neuropathy can't be deduced with common sense at all. He actually thought that woman was not simple. How stupid he is. That woman is clearly a neuropathy...

Su Wu felt that the Han envoy team was probably in danger, and he blamed him for insisting on coming in the first place. He was the one who harmed them, and he was guilty!
Su Wu fell into deep remorse for a moment, and was a little overwhelmed.

But he also felt that his group was almost wiped out, and if he died again, then this trip would be for nothing, and he would be a debtor to the emperor!

"That women's single will definitely be wiped out!"

Su Wu remembered what his subordinates had told him, so he suppressed the idea of ​​suicide for the time being, hoping that the crazy woman would be wiped out quickly and replaced by a wise Shan Yu.

At that time, even after the civil war, the Xiongnu was seriously exhausted in national power, and they were even more afraid of offending the big man. In order to avoid conflicts, they would definitely send him back!
At that time, he will bring the information back, and this trip is not in vain.

Su Wu clenched his fists, and his expression became firm: "Everything is for the big man!"

……

Si Zhai is living a good life these days, being provided with delicious food and drink, and being arrogant all day long.

Alas, there is no way, we are the kind that shines everywhere we go, you see, although the master has become a sheep now, the star eye can no longer be used, Xiaopo can't be contacted, and his wife has become someone else's...

Let me cry for a while.

Cough cough, but this is not a problem!
Sooner or later, I will become the most powerful sheep in the world!Destroy the sheep of the world!Then go back and teach that damn girl a lesson!
This morning, Si Zhai was still like the second uncle, and finished washing under the sudden service of the 'minion'.

He ate the cheese of "Shanggong" happily, and after he was seventy percent full, he drank a small bowl of goat's milk, and finally ate a small handful of a small purple fruit unique to the grassland.

Ah, life is beautiful everywhere...

Of course, he has to do practical things when he is offered food and drink.

Every time after eating and resting for half an hour, he has to start doing physical exercises.

But this is just Si Zhai's own statement, the objective statement is: acrobatic performance training.

The specific training content includes: golden rooster independence, jumping through fire hoops, playing dead, performing facial expressions, dancing obsessive dance steps, putting hooves in people's hands obediently when people stretch out their hands (just like when calling a dog, dogs put their paws obediently) It’s the same in your hand), learn how a dog barks.

Except for the last item, Si Zhai has done well in everything else.

But Li Huan has never given up on the development of Si Zhai learning how to bark a dog, and he must train this item before every training.

Today, I suddenly gave him a demonstration again. Like every time, I learned how to bark like a dog in front of Si Zhai, barking for half an hour.

Si Zhai stood up and applauded him with his front hooves.

The young man learned how to bark like a dog. If he didn’t distinguish carefully, he thought it was a dog barking. He has a future!
Li suddenly scratched his head shyly, and Shalila behind him supported his forehead: I am starting to worry about the child's IQ in the future...

Next, Si Zhai began a day of exercise. First, the golden rooster stood alone. Si Zhai stood up, with two front hooves raised high, and one rear hoof slowly, slowly lifted off the ground, suspended in the air, with only one rear hoof supporting it. the whole body.

miracle!

Si Zhai glanced at the couple onlookers, with only one meaning expressed in his eyes: Come on, applause!

It's a pity that the couple couldn't understand, so they threw a piece of cheese at his feet.

Forget it, cheese is cheese, and applause cannot be eaten as a meal.Si Zhai lowered his head, picked up the piece of cheese and ate it.

Si Zhai went on to practice the next one: jumping through fire hoops.

It is said to be a ring of fire, but it is actually a circle made of rattan and then lit on fire.

The diameter of the fire circle was one and a half meters. With such a large space, after Si Zhai was able to skillfully use the sheep, it was not too easy to jump over it perfectly!
Si Zhai took a few steps back, started to speed up bang bang, and rushed towards the fire circle.

It's close, there are still two meters, one meter, jump!
"Big Brother!!!"

There was a roar on a sunny day, and Si Zhai, who was halfway through the fire ring, shivered, and accidentally touched the fire ring with his sheep's tail...

"Bah!!!"

Si Zhai, whose butt was on fire, transformed into a sky monkey in an instant, jumping up and down while bleating.

Lihuhu and Shalila were stunned, and it took a long time to think of putting out the fire.

I always prepare water all of a sudden, for fear of such an 'accident', but I have never used it, and I am a little unresponsive to this unexpected situation.

Li suddenly hurriedly picked up a large pot of water beside him, and put the whole pot on Si Zhai.

Whoa!

Si Zhai put the whole sheep under the pot.

After a while, under the worried eyes of the couple, the cauldron moved, and a wet lamb's head popped out, coughed a few sips, and looked at them with a tired and unloving expression.

Suddenly, Li hurriedly took the cauldron aside, revealing Si Zhai, who had become a drowned sheep.

The hair on Si Zhai's tail and buttocks had been burnt off, making it pitch black.

Besides, Si Zhai felt that his lifeblood and excretory outlet were a little numb, and he didn't know if it was cooked...

Li Huan was also obviously very worried, so he took a closer look at Si Zhai's buttocks, then opened his two hind legs, and fiddled with Si Zhai's lifeblood to check.

From the beginning to the end, Si Zhai had a dead expression on his face.

Li suddenly got up and breathed a sigh of relief: "The butt is fine, it's just a little burnt, go back and make some herbal paste for him! It's just..."

Li suddenly looked at Si Zhai, who was in a daze state, and sighed: "The root of the sheep is a bit burnt, so I have to cut it. It's a pity that such a smart sheep can't be passed on to offspring."

Si Zhai looked up at him blankly: What did this guy say?What do you mean you can't cut it?What the hell are you doing with your knife! ?Damn, stay away from me!
Watching Li suddenly draw out his scimitar and walk towards him, Si Zhai couldn't care about anything else, turned around and ran away.

But after running a few steps, he bumped into a thigh, and then Si Zhai felt being hugged.

Si Zhai looked up and saw a man who looked a little like Li Huan. The two of them held Si Zhai in their arms and walked towards Li Huan as a couple: "Brother! Sister-in-law! What are you doing?"

Si Zhai remembered this voice, wasn't this the owner of the roar when he jumped through the fire hoop?
You bastard, it's all your fault...

While Si Zhai was complaining, he suddenly felt a chill in his buttocks, he lowered his head blankly, and saw that the little thing that was not fully developed in his buttocks was gone, probably because the place was cooked, but no blood flowed out.

A sigh sounded, Si Zhai looked up blankly, and saw Li suddenly holding a machete in one hand and two taels of burnt stuff in the other. He looked at the two taels of burnt meat, shook his head, and looked behind him. leave.

Lost... Lost... Lost... Lost...

Si Zhai rolled his eyes and fainted...

(End of this chapter)