Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 96

Si Zhai, who stayed in the cage for a day and a night, had dead eyes.

One day and one night without a drop of water, without even eating a blade of grass, Lazard was all in the cage...

The unique taste of sheep dung balls...

The smell of sheep urine...

Woohoo, why is my life so miserable!
The agreed-upon protagonist system has become a world-destroying system.As a villain boss, I shouldn't be the kind of super powerful behind the scenes!His cultivation is comparable to that of the protagonist!Torturing people is like torturing dogs!Is the forehead just short of saying 'I'm a boss, hack me to death'?
Why haven't I enjoyed any of this kind of treatment so far?
Journeying to the West, he was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain as soon as he went there, and the Three Holy Mothers, Tathagata, Taishang Laojun, and Bodhi Patriarch taught him how to be a man in minutes...

The world of different paths... The owner of the body is a passerby, okay?After finally reaching the final boss with his own strength, he suddenly found out—that he is the protagonist?You are the boss?Do you know how big my psychological shadow system was?
Si Zhai looked at the sky blankly, and remembered a famous saying: Life is like a man's egg, it goes up and down, left and right, so you have to be calm...

A gust of wind blew, Si Zhai felt the coolness between his thighs, he looked down...

Oh, he forgot, he has no eggs now...

When Su Wu came out, he saw this strange scene.

This little fat sheep actually knows melancholy?Am I not blind?
Su Wu rubbed his eyes and took a closer look. The sheep was really looking up at the sky with melancholy.

Su Wu remembered that when the soldier came, he seemed to have mentioned some divine sheep. Looking at this lamb, could it really be a spiritual sheep?
Su Wu got a little interested. In this foreign country, being teased by the hateful fate, he only herded sheep all day long. His life was really boring. Now that he found some life-changing items, he was a little excited.

Si Zhai, who was looking at the sky melancholy, suddenly found a shadow cast down.Then, he saw Su Wu looking at him with green eyes and a suspicious smile on the corner of his mouth.

Fog Grass!Why is this guy looking at me like that?
That lewd smile?Could it be...

Ya butterfly!There is a pervert! ! !

Si Zhaidengdeng took a few steps back in the cage and shrank into the corner of the cage, his white hair trembling.

Feeling as if he stepped on something, Si Zhai looked down and saw the ball of sheep dung on the hoof, immediately looked disgusted and shook his hoof.

At this moment, Su Wu opened the cage and stretched out his claws towards him...

Under the sense of crisis, Si Zhai bit the paw reflexively.

"Ouch!"

Su Wu retracted his hand, and immediately slapped Si Zhai.

Si Zhai immediately became honest, sitting in the corner with tears in his eyes: "Baa baa baa!"

Su Wu took a panoramic view of the series of rich expressions of this little fat sheep, and felt more and more surprised.

Taking this trembling little fat sheep out, seeing his eyes that kept sweeping around, Su Wu thought in disbelief: This sheep is not thinking about how to escape, is it?
Si Zhai was indeed thinking about how to run away, but when he found that Su Wu was watching him, he immediately pretended to be pitiful again.

Su Wu saw the change in the lamb's expression, and was shocked to see that the lamb still knew how to pretend to be pitiful to deceive the enemy.

What kind of sheep is this?This sheep has become fine!

Su Wu carried him all the way back to his tent.

Seeing that he was taken to Su Wu's tent, Si Zhai was going crazy: what are you doing!What do you want to do to me!Although I lost my eggs, I am a pure man in my heart. I don't like being gay!
Si Zhai thumped violently, Su Wu slapped him again, Si Zhai immediately became honest, and looked at Su Wu eagerly: "Didn't you say it's time to hit him..."

Seeing the look in the sheep's eyes, Su Wu understood that the sheep was probably begging for mercy.It's just that Su Wu is a man of integrity. When he saw the sheep so greedy for life and afraid of death, he was a little angry. He couldn't hold back and slapped him again.

Si Zhai was taken aback by the beating, and stared blankly at Su Wu, his eyes were clearly saying, 'Why are you still beating me? '

Su Wu also felt a little embarrassed, so he hit it accidentally, and couldn't help saying to himself: "Look at you! Who told you to put on that greedy look in your eyes, you deserve it!"

Su Wu didn't know that Si Zhai could understand human speech.Si Zhai was shocked when he heard Su Wu's words: Are you crazy?I resisted you beating me, now I am greedy for life and afraid of death and you still beat me, you must be sick!

Seeing Si Zhai's shocked little eyes, Su Wu was stunned for a moment, and wondered, "Can you understand me!?"

Si Zhai immediately looked at Su Wu randomly, but did not look at Su Wu.Show off in front of Li Huan and his wife, that's because as long as you show off, you will have a chance to see the Three Holy Mothers.

But to show off in front of Su Wu, a psychopath, who knows what he will do, the neuropathy cannot be speculated with common sense!

Seeing Si Zhai's humane act of pretending to be stupid, Su Wu was stunned for a moment, then "slapped" and slapped him: "Stop playing stupid, I roasted you, believe it or not! Come on, you Can you understand me!"

This scene is a bit weird. An uncle with a beard threatens a lamb and asks if he can understand him. This scene is very similar to a patient who escaped from a mental hospital and is harming the world.

Frightened by the slap, Si Zhai nodded hastily, for fear of offending the psychopath.

At first, I was just a little skeptical, but I didn’t expect that Si Zhai could really understand. Su Wu suddenly had a ghostly expression on his face, and he stretched out a finger in disbelief: "How many fingers are these? How many fingers are there!"

Si Zhai rolled his eyes and thought: What idiot question...

"Slap!" Uncle Su slapped him again, and cursed: "Roll your sister's eyes, and you can look at me again? I can't beat you to death!"

Si Zhai suffocated tears: Baby's heart is bitter, baby won't tell!
Si Zhai yelled aggrievedly: "Baa!"

Su Wu slapped him again, and said angrily, "How dare you scold me!?"

Si Zhai was stunned: I didn't swear, didn't you say a few fingers and yell a few times?
After the slapping, Su Wu was embarrassed, mainly because the sheep looked too human in every aspect, and he had just finished beating him. Looking at his resentful little eyes, Su Wu subconsciously felt that the sheep's cry was a curse.

Alas, there is no one to misunderstand a sheep...

But Su Wu is a man of integrity, even if he is wrong, so what, he just won't apologize!

As if nothing happened, Su Wu stretched out three fingers again: "How many are these?"

Si Zhai stopped barking, turned his eyes away, he didn't want to deal with this crazy person...

"Hurry up, don't say that I will beat you to death!" Su Wu stared angrily and swung his arms round.

Si Zhai hurriedly yelled 'baa baa baa' three times.

Su Wu was shocked: Damn, this sheep can really understand human language!God sheep!

(End of this chapter)