The Dumb Husband of the Pirate Queen

Chapter 185 Do I Look Like an Actress
Qiu Yaxiang has a bad heart, so she didn't collide with him head-on, she threw the rope in her hand and tripped him, and the second leader suddenly collapsed like a mountain, and fell to the ground.

In an instant, the sky shook, and dust rose everywhere!
"Ahem." Mo Xiaowu fanned the dust in front of her eyes, then took out a brocade handkerchief to cover her mouth.I thought to myself: How strong is this person?

Ouch~ The second master fell to the ground and didn't get up for a long time.He hugged his stomach and groaned, "Ouch, take the ax away, take it away."

The huge ax landed on his stomach like a mountain, so heavy that he couldn't move.

Qiu Yaxiang was "kind" and stepped forward to weigh the ax, ready to help him pick it up, but he lifted it a few times, but it didn't move!
"Yeah? This ax is so heavy!"

His surprised exclamation made the second leader very proud, and said complacently: "That's right! It's a hundred catties, and I'm the only one in our village who can handle it."

Qiu Yaxiang gave him a slap, "What a fart! It's on your stomach now, if no one can move it, you should be prepared to be crushed here for the rest of your life."

The second master suddenly had a bitter face, "Oh, what should I do?"

Qiu Xiangya winked at him, "Let me show you what a real strongman is." Then she raised her head and shouted, "Brother."

Yun Gaoang puffed up his true energy, rolled up his sleeve robe, wrapped it around the handle of the giant ax like a spirit snake, and pulled it lightly!The giant ax took off.

Erdangjia stared dumbfounded at the huge ax flying in the air like a feather, and was so shocked that his tongue got stuck.When everyone's attention was focused on the giant axe.

The mouse secretly poked the second head's foot.Erdangjia rolled his eyes and immediately understood, then the two looked at each other, opened their mouths silently and said: Run!
While the three of them were not paying attention, the two turned over and ran away.Rumble rumble—run three feet away in the blink of an eye.Cough cough, it's really difficult to be the second master, running so fast with all the fat!
Yun Gaoang narrowed his eyes slightly, sneered from the corner of his mouth, and waved his sleeve robe with a strong wind!The giant ax smashed at the vest of the second leader——

Then there was another burst of earth shaking, dust and smoke everywhere!

"Ouch!" The second master was directly smashed to the ground by the giant axe.

At the same time, Qiu Xiangya jumped, leaving afterimages in the air, and finally landed in front of the mouse.

The mouse looked at Qiu Xiangya, who had a playful smile on his face, and then looked back at the icy man in black. There were wolves in front of him and tigers in the back, and his heart was ashamed. He bent his legs, knelt down and cried, "Wuuu, hero!" , forgive me!"

Qiu Xiangya opened her mouth and chuckled twice, the laughter made the rat's calf tremble in fright, and his whole body was terrified.Qiu Xiangya stepped forward, pulled Shuzi's skirt, pulled it vigorously, and immediately exposed Shuzi's chest covered with chest hair.

The mouse was crying miserably, and he raised his hand to cover his chest, and said bitterly, dripping with cold sweat, "Master, the little one doesn't sell himself!"

Yun Gaoang: "..."

Mo Xiaowu's 'webbed toe' laughed out loud, and he stopped laughing when he saw Qiu Xiangya's face as black as the bottom of a pot.

Qiu Xiangya kicked the mouse down, and cursed loudly, "Buy a big ghost!" After saying that, she took off the clothes of the two with two swipes, leaving only a pair of underpants to hide her shame.

The hands of the mouse and the second master were tied with ropes, and they twisted their bodies, trying to cover the two points on their chests, but they couldn't help it. The two immediately stared at Qiu Xiangya who was on the horse with resentment.

Qiu Xiangya raised the corner of her mouth and smiled, then pulled the rope in her hand and drove away, "Drive—"

The naked two immediately started to run after the horse, and the fat man was all fat without the restraint of his clothes, and suddenly became active, following his running movements, it was like waves rolling up and down.The corners of Yun Gao's mouth twitched.

Mo Xiaowu followed behind Qiu Yaxiang, and said solemnly: "Senior sister, a well-educated and good woman should not look at evil at this time!"

The corner of Qiu Yaxiang's mouth twitched again, raised his whip, and shouted "Drive!" The red-brown horse that sat down was as fast as lightning, passing Yun Gao's mount in an instant, and a cloud of dust was thrown up by the mouse and the two. The head of the house is all over his face.

One is so thin that there is no meat, and the other is so fat that it is full of pork. She is happy to see it!snort!

The three of them had barely reached half a stick of incense when they heard the sound of fighting coming from ahead.Turning a corner, the two teams are facing each other at the col, and both sides are ready to fight.

One party is neatly dressed like a private guard raised by a big family. The other party has rough looks and different costumes. Some are rough and shirtless, some are dressed like countrymen, and some are neatly dressed like A teacher.

There was an open space in front of the two groups of people. In the open space, a bearded man lifting a heavy hammer was fighting with a man in blue with two knives.The man in blue was more skilled, kicking the bearded man out of the circle with a series of kicks.

The man in blue with two sabers clasped his fists, with a refined smile on his heroic face, "Brother, I've accepted!"

The bearded man gritted his teeth in resentment, unwilling to step into the circle to fight him again, but his boss yelled, "Hammer! Come back!"

This familiar voice woke up the second leader who was naked and panting like a dog with his tongue out.

Those eyeballs that were so crowded by the flesh on his face that he couldn't see his eyes suddenly shone brightly, the excitement, the excitement, the crying... He opened his mouth wide, and immediately howled, "Brother! Help-"

Everyone in Heilongzhai turned their heads in unison, and stared wide-eyed in front of the Second Master and Shuzi who had only a veil left, and then burst out laughing, "Hahaha——"

The man who was dressed like an unscrupulous teacher even waved a feather fan and said with a polite joke, "Second leader, is it cool to dress like this?"

The second master glared at him, "Xi Yan, shut up for grandpa!" Then he looked at his elder brother with a mournful face, "Brother, save younger brother."

Heilong, the leader of Heilongzhai, asked with a serious face, "Heibao, I told you to let the wind go, how did you do this!"

Erdangjia was ashamed to speak, like an aggrieved child with his head down, hesitating, "I, I was robbed!"

"..."

"Hahaha! Haha——" another burst of roaring laughter broke out.

Hammer, who had just lost the game and felt that he had achieved nothing, finally found a place at the bottom. He picked up the hammer, and the laughter shook his entire chest.

"Hahaha! Second master, you are really capable. This is the first time I've heard that bandits go out to let loose and come back naked!"

Others also laughed and said, "Which robber is so stingy, he even wants to rob a piece of tattered clothes. The second boss, don't buy clothes and go shopping in the kiln. You are afraid that the big boss will scold you when you come back, so you find a few people to accompany you." Are you acting together?"

"You, you! You are talking nonsense!" The black panther, a fool, blushed with anger.

Chapter 3

Yun Gaoang said coldly, "Do I look like an actor?"

Qiu Xiangya stretched her neck for a closer look, and replied solemnly, "It's not like that!"

(End of this chapter)