The Dumb Husband of the Pirate Queen

Chapter 24 Unqualified Monks Are Stupid and Cute

"I'm not a monk." Zuoqiu Yimin shook his head quickly, and answered quickly, afraid that Shi Fanyan might have misunderstood something, so he didn't even stutter.

Mother said that monks cannot marry daughters-in-law.

He doesn't care, daughter-in-law and so on are all floating clouds that day, but then mother said, a daughter-in-law is a woman, someone who will accompany him for the rest of his life.

Suddenly, at the moment when Mother said this, the figure of Shi Fangyan appeared in Zuoqiu Yimin's mind.

stay by your side forever...

If Xiaoyan was his wife, then he could be with her forever.

If not, then Xiao Yan will be accompanied by another man. Thinking of this, Zuoqiu Yimin's heart hurts.

So, he doesn't want to be a monk, he wants to stay with Xiao Yan all the time.

"Then you still have a bald head? Wearing cassocks?" Master Yan sweat dripping, if this is not called a monk, then those in the monastery can be regarded as vulgar (returning vulgar) people.

"This, this, is it not allowed?" Zuoqiu Yimin asked cautiously, if Xiao Yan felt that it was not allowed, then he would change it immediately.

"Yes." Shi Fan gave Yan a blank look, and was speechless. Just when Zuoqiu Yimin was about to say something, there was a knock on the door.

Rong Nuo said, "Come in."

The door was pushed open, and it was the waiter from the shop just now who delivered the food, and Zuoqiu Yimin said slowly after the waiter had arranged the meals and left them one by one.

"Then, then, I'm not a monk anymore." Zuoqiu Yimin breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Shi Fangyan say yes.

Shi Fanyan really doesn't know how Zuoqiu Yimin's head grows in front of him, alas, why can't the two channels always be on the same line?

"Eat." Shi Fangyan gave an order, and she didn't eat or sleep, and Rong Nuo was also used to eating at the same table with Shi Fangyan, so she didn't stand aside and wait for the waiter.

But Zuoqiu Yimin just discovered the existence of Rong Nuo, thinking, when did such a person appear, how could he disturb his relationship with Xiao Yan...

In other words, how many nerve lines do you have, so you didn't realize that the beautiful woman Rong Na was standing there all the time.

"Xiao Yan, what are you going to do later?" Zuoqiu Yimin suddenly remembered that Xiao Yan must have other things to do in men's clothes.

"Fight." Shi Fangyan replied angrily, but the chopsticks in his hand did not stop, and he continued his behavior and movements of eating.

"Ah? Fight, fight? Why, why?" Zuoqiu Yimin asked nervously, how could Xiaoyan fight with others?Could it be someone who bullied Xiao Yan?

That can't be done, Xiaoyan can't be bullied by anyone, my mother said, my wife has to protect herself, and Xiaoyan wants to fight, he must go together.

He will not let anyone bully Xiaoyan.

Alas, Zuoqiu Yimin, who has no roots, forgot again, Shi Fangyan has not been engaged to him yet, so how can there be any talk of marriage, how could it be his wife?
Besides, he also overlooked one thing, that is, Shi Fangyan's tone of voice at that time, it can be heard that she was actually teasing him.

"Because I want to hit someone." Shi Fanyan continued to babble, but he didn't care how much Zuoqiu Yimin was thinking.

"Why, why? Xin, are you in a bad mood?" Zuoqiu Yimin asked tentatively, and at the same time, he was also thinking about why.

But according to his emotional intelligence, even if he thinks about it for three days and three nights, he still can't figure it out.

"Because some people are so stupid, they really deserve to be beaten up." Shi Fangyan said pointingly, the movement of his hands also stopped, and he just looked straight at Zuoqiu Yimin.

With such an obvious action, an ordinary person would understand that the person Shi Fanyan was talking about was Zuoqiu Yimin.

However, Zuoqiu Yimin didn't know, and stared at Shi Fangyan with wide eyes, "Little, Xiaoyan, who is it, so stupid that you feel owed a beating?"

Hearing this tone, he was surprised and puzzled, as if he felt that it was really scary that there were people so stupid in this world.

"It's far away in the sky, but it's close in front of us." Zuoqiu Yimin's eyes that looked like colored contact lenses widened, and Shi Fanyan couldn't do anything.

So cute, what should I do?

Shi Fangyan was really worried for Zuoqiu Yimin, but at the next moment, Shi Fangyan felt that he still underestimated Zuoqiu Yimin.

"Xiao Yan, this, this, it's not good to fight. If you hurt this benefactor, or yourself, then, that's not good." Zuoqiu Yimin persuaded, intending to dispel the idea of ​​Shi Fangyan. .

After listening to Shi Fanyan, he glanced at Rong Nuo. Are they fighting?is it possible?
Zuoqiu Yimin saw Shi Fangyan's action, and thought it was true, so he continued to persuade Shi Fangyan, chirping and almost dumbfounding Shi Fangyan.

"Stop!" Shi Fangyan interrupted Zuoqiu Yimin's words in a hurry, she really couldn't stand the babble.

"Why, what's the matter?" Zuoqiu Yimin looked at Shi Fangyan in puzzlement, with a little confusion in his eyes, and stared blankly at Shi Fangyan.

"Zuoqiu Yimin, I saved your life just now, didn't I?" Shi Fanyan brought up the topic that had passed just now, but she had already asked Zuoqiu Yimin to treat her to dinner as a reward.

Although she was the one who invited him in the end, the "repayment of kindness" has passed without any change.

However, Zuoqiu Yimin still nodded, that's right.

"Then I will make one more request now. Every time you talk to me in the future, you should not speak more than three sentences, otherwise, don't talk to me again." Shi Fangyan stretched out his hand and made a gesture of three, without feeling at all that he was Is this too much for Zuoqiu Yimin?

"Oh." Zuoqiu Yimin continued to nod obediently. He was so obedient that he didn't think there was anything wrong with this.

"Good." Seeing Zuoqiu Yimin's performance like this, a flash of thought flashed in Shi Fangyan's eyes, and then he lost it.

"Xiaoyan, me, let's eat."After getting the approval of Shi Fangyan, Zuoqiu Yimin blushed and lowered his head shyly.

Finding that Shi Fangyan was looking at him, he urged Shi Fangyan to have a good meal with some embarrassment, and stop staring at him.

Moreover, he must not exceed three sentences, he is strictly calculating, otherwise, Xiao Yan will ignore him.

"En." After Shi Fangyan agreed, he withdrew his gaze and focused on his job.

Seeing Shi Fangyan lowered his head to eat and stopped looking at him, the blush on Zuoqiu Yimin's face gradually disappeared.

"Little, Xiaoyan, did you read the gift I gave you?" In order not to say more than three sentences, Zuoqiu Yimin was trying his best to go in the direction of not stuttering.

(End of this chapter)