Young master is too stupid

Chapter 34 Young master, why did you secretly release the pictures of slaves?
Sitting in the young master's car, there was no smell of perfume, but she still felt suffocated.

She pretended to take out a novel and put it on her lap to read, but she couldn't get a word into her head.

Will the young master take the initiative to divorce her?

Or should she obediently figure out what the master wants and speak generously by herself?
What tone of voice is she going to use to open the first sentence?
Excited, looking forward, blessing, or... Honestly exuding resentment and sourness.

If she can't say congratulations, is it not professional enough? If she shows a little bit of sadness, will the young master be unhappy?

"Master..."

"Ok?"

Should we get a divorce?
What is your relationship with Miss Wang?
Were you together when you were in England?

Is she the high society girl you want to date?
Is it because she didn't return to China, so she asked me, a servant, to replace her first?

Now that she's back, is it time for our fake marriage to come to an end?

"Papa!" The sound of two water droplets hitting the paper brought her back to her senses.The book on the knee was soaked and wrinkled by a few drops of water, and the ink was slightly smudged.

"Squeak!" There was a sudden sound of the brakes, and the car was slammed by the young master, and it was swayed to the side of the road.

He obviously didn't expect her to come out like this, and frantically rummaged through the compartments for tissues.

She also didn't expect that she would be so useless and ashamed that she spouted two tears in front of the young master.In a hurry, she was about to rub her sleeves carelessly when the young master hugged her neck and pulled her into his arms. The neat suit cuffs wiped her nose and cheeks without hesitation, and the smell of the young master suddenly filled her mouth and nose .

"Slave, I don't have a runny nose..."

The young master's ungentle and unprofessional movements even made her a little bit painful, but the precise location of her crying point made her sore even more.

While being rubbed, she raised her head to look into the young master's angry eyes, as if he was cursing her for deliberately making such a situation that he was not good at dealing with.

He rubbed it repeatedly, vigorously, as if he wanted to stuff the portion she had just dropped back into his eyeballs.

"Where is it uncomfortable? Talk!" He ordered her to explain the reason for crying.

She lay on the young master's chest, her words froze, her eyes fluttered from side to side, and she lifted the novel on her lap, "Young master, this novel is so good, it moved me so much that I couldn't stop crying..."

"...Because of this?"

"Hmm... The hero and heroine are so touching... Slaves, I can't help but..."

Before he finished speaking, the book in his hand was taken away by the young master. He opened the car window and shook the damn book vigorously, throwing it far away.

"Next time you dare to read such an inexplicable book and try it!" Try it again if you dare to make him suddenly slam on the brakes in shock and fright.

Young master, you should at least consider the feelings of the owner of the rented bookstore and the feelings of the servant's wallet, that is genuine.

"Master, this slave is ready, you can get up now." She was still nestling in the arms of the young master, as if she was acting like a spoiled child, which was against the rules.

She pushed the young master's chest as a gesture to get up, but the young master pushed her back into his arms, raised the mobile phone in her hand, and stared at the charm she hung on the mobile phone.

"What's this?"

She was forced to stick it back on the young master's chest, "If you go back to the young master, it's a pendant for the big head post." Use a few big head photos to make a string of small cards and hang them on the phone. It's very popular and common. What's wrong? ?

"I'm asking who are you hanging up with?"

"Slave, me and the young master of the Mafia..."

With one arm around her, he held up the small photos with his free hand and frowned to look at them carefully.

There are mafia who are hugged by her, hugged by her, rubbed by her, kissed by her, tickled by her.

The intimacy is so eye-catching, as if the two of them can't get in between others.

"Hmph! Ugly."

"Huh? Ugly?" Isn't the young master Mafia his most precious pet?How could it be ugly!

"childish."

"Where are you childish, young master..." Girls love to play with this.

The mobile phone was thrown back into her hand with disdain, she got up from the young master's arms, and the young master turned the car key to get back on the road.

She turned on her phone and looked through the calendar, and suddenly realized, "Master, your birthday is coming soon!"

"..." The young master squinted at her.

"Do you have any birthday presents you want? Slaves, let me..."

"I want this."

"Huh?" The young master suddenly raised her mobile phone and shook it. What does he want?
"Don't understand? I want this!"

"..." He probably wanted a photo sticker pendant, "But didn't you just say...ugly...childish?"

The young master rolled his eyes in displeasure, "I want it now, can't I?"

"Okay, okay, let's go home and bring the Mafia master?"

"What are you carrying it for?"

"Let's take a photoshoot with you, young master, don't you want to take a photoshoot with the mafia master like a slave?" "Well...why are you staring at me again..."

A finger pointed to the bridge of her nose, "You!"

"Huh? Slave...me?"

"Just you, shoot with me, now, immediately!"

Young master, do you want me to be your servant like a dog?Now you are more and more impressive to the servants, it is hard to understand!

In front of the camera, the man pushed the woman, "How do I take the picture?"

The woman scratched her head, "Master, you have to choose the background first, and enter it in before you can take a photo. The servant does not know what kind of background you like."

"casual."

"Oh...I chose that slave."

"Ah."

After entering the background code, the woman stood beside the man, and the two stiff figures were as stiff and embarrassed as if they were taking a one-inch bareheaded ID photo.

"Move." The man urged impatiently.

"Huh? How do you want to move?"

"How do you take pictures with the mafia, just take pictures with me."

Young master, how can you ask your servants to treat you like a dog!

Do you really want to do those disrespectful actions to the young master?

"hurry up."

"Yes, sir."

The little maid stood on tiptoe, and stretched out her hands to the young master's ear shamelessly, but the young master was too tall, she couldn't reach it at all, so she could only stretch out her arms to the young master like a mentally handicapped little girl who wanted to be hugged in embarrassment. Stop flopping.

She almost saw the secret smile in the young master's eyes, he lowered his body without saying a word, came close to her hand, and sent him to the door to be hugged by her.The four eyes met, and her forehead hair touched the young master's long eyelashes. He blinked sourly, and raised his hand to brush away the obstructing hair on his forehead. There was no cover, and the contact between the four eyes became clearer.

"That's not how you embrace the Mafia."

"Then how do I hold it?"

"You rubbed its nose."

Young master, you don't mean to be a slave to me...

"Master, master, you rubbed too hard, your nose and nose are about to be crushed! The servant girl's face is deformed, so ugly, master, I can't take this picture!"

"Young master, young master, slaves and mafia didn't kiss, we can't uh uh..."

"Young Master, Young Master! Where are your hands touching the slaves! How can such a photo be hung on the phone!"

"Master! Would you please consider the feelings of passers-by?"

After a while, the boss couldn't bear to listen to the voices inside. He wanted to pull the curtain to stop the adultery in the public, but he saw the man pull up his suit jacket refreshedly and get out of the photo sticker machine, followed by the side The little maid grinned while looking at the photo.

This one can't be used, it's so ugly, with two big nostrils facing the camera, it's all because the young master turned her nose into a pig's nose.

This one is also ugly, with two sausages pouting in front of the camera, it's all because the young master pinched her chin, making her look like an alien.

This one is even more unusable. She said that she and the young master of the mafia did not kiss at all, and the young master... what is there to compare, the young master is really naive!
This... Poof... Young Master, he stretched... his tongue came in, and the light was so clear and sensual, the young master's tongue was ruddy... What the hell was she thinking!It's strange to see her kissing photos from the side...how could she have such an expression of enjoyment and fascination?
"Give me the photo." The young master turned to her and said.

She hid the photos behind her back. They were either ugly or embarrassing, none of them were usable...

"Bring it."

"Master, don't post it, it's ugly..."

Who cares if she is ugly or not, the young master grabbed the photo ID, took out a black wallet and stuffed it in, an old photo was brought out from the gap and fell to the ground.

She knelt down to help the young master pick it up, and saw that in the slightly yellowed old photo, a short maid was wearing a slender maid outfit and bowing awkwardly, leaning towards the camera and winking proudly. It was when she was just a child Received a photo of the maid's formal inauguration...

"Young master... this is..." Could this be the photo that the young master's brothers mentioned last time?The young master showed her ugly appearance to many people?Then laugh at her with the brothers for being ugly and funny?Young master is too good!
She was holding up the photo and was about to ask a question, but the photo in her hand was taken away by the young master, and he stuffed it back into the deepest part of the wallet.

"Young Master...that's a photo of me as a servant, why..." Is it in the young master's wallet?Why does the young master still keep such old old photos?Why did the young master look away from her uncomfortably, with a face as if he had been stepped on his tail to cover his face?
"Why? Can't I use it to ward off evil spirits?"

To ward off...to ward off evil spirits...young master, are slaves so ugly that they can be used to ward off evil and defend themselves?Huh... No wonder you insisted on putting your slaves into ugly poses just now to take photos of your photo. Are you planning to replace the old one with the new one?
"Where's the pendant?" The photo sticker was just a bonus, and the young master said dissatisfiedly that he hadn't got his real birthday present yet.

"Master, this pendant needs to be made to order, and it will be available in a few days." She took out her wallet to pay, then turned around and remembered that she hadn't paid the young master 50 yuan today.

He took out a ticket and handed it to the young master.

He habitually took it and stuffed it into the wallet that only had a lot of embarrassing photos of her.

For a moment, her mood became a little strange, with some anticipation, and the question she pressed in her heart slipped out of her mouth.

"Master, why do you give me money every month?"

Is it like they say?Did the young master just buy her back to be his wife?
"You marry me, I give you money, what's wrong?"

"..." So, is this nurturing?Is that money a shame payment?Is it a reward for marrying you and not being able to fall in love with you?

"What's wrong? Do you think it's too little?"

"...No, how come...there are so many slaves that I don't know how to spend them."

Why does the young master treat her so strangely?She has to listen to the young master's orders. Why pay her extra for such a trivial favor as a fake marriage.

Why do you want to lie to her that she has no experience so she can't find someone to marry? The young master just doesn't want to find someone to marry. What he needs is a convenient substitute who can give up his position at any time. When Miss Wang comes back, her mission will be completed, is that so? ?
The one-year agreement is only halfway through, and she thought there was still half a year left, and she thought it would be a long time before she faced the word divorce.

Why is it that I know it's a fake marriage, but when it comes to divorce, my chest is still blocked and I can't breathe?

If she is also a girl from an upper-class family, if she can go to England with the young master, if there is no maid law, if she is not the young master's slave, can she not need to divorce the young master?
She is useless to anyone, as long as she is not the one the young master likes.

Lost in a trance, wrongly delivered food, spilled tea, Yao Qianshu became the waitress who received the most complaints from customers.

With her head drooping, she was invited to Director Shu's office to reflect on her mistakes.

Standing in the corner facing the wall, she seemed to have suffered a great grievance, sobbing faintly by the corner, drawing various mushrooms and drawing circles.

Shu Chengyue, who was standing aside and flipping through the materials, raised his eyebrows. He wanted to abide by the agreement and not provoke her, but this guy with pigtails came to his door and insisted on dangling in front of his eyes. You said that I hate people who bring their emotions to work."

"Yes... You said it now." She raised her sleeve and rubbed her nose.

"Who allowed you to wipe your tears and snot with your sleeve?" There is no way, she just has the ability to make him unbearable and unable to turn a blind eye!How did she do such a layman's idiot!
A certain dull man stood at attention, not daring to move any more.

"Do you have a little bit of professionalism? As a waitress, how can you serve guests with a sleeve that wipes your tears and nose?"

Dumb took a look at his dirty cuffs, and tightened his mouth.

"When you're working, it's too empty to parade. What does it look like to show guests a pitiful and aggrieved face? Where's your smile?"

"Director Shu, I..."

"Won't you go to your young master if you have a grievance? Isn't he the invincible King Kong, a bastard who is proficient in tricks and tricks?"

"Director Shu, before you scold my young master, can you let me wipe my nose first, they won't be happy if I serve the guests with my snot in my nose?"

Shu Chengyue rolled his eyes, and stretched out his hand unwillingly while murmuring.

A neat and wrinkle-free shirt cuff stretched out in front of her, and she raised her eyebrows to look at Director Shu in confusion.

"What are you looking at! Use it!"

She froze for a moment, lowered her head and rubbed her nose with Director Shu's sleeve, the same intimate gesture reminded her of the young master again, just like when she was serving guests, as long as their simple gestures would easily arouse her associations.

Some people, like the young master, don't like to look at the menu when ordering food, but like to hear her read it.

Some people, like the young master, do not add milk sugar to their coffee, and hate salad with sweet sauce.

Some people, like the young master, like to wipe girls' noses with their sleeves.

She and the young master are about to divorce.What does she do with collecting so many memories that make her chest tight?
The reflection of her drooping head was reflected on Shu Chengyue's glasses, and the big diamond ring around her neck jumped out of her chest mischievously. The warm touch on the back of her hand made his knuckles move slightly, and inadvertently touched the dazzling diamond.He looked at it calmly and carefully.

"You..." He wanted to ask, but swallowed the rest of the sentence, "Are you free next Tuesday?"

"Director Shu, don't you have to go to work on Tuesday?" She sniffed.

"Accompany me on a business trip."

"On business trip?"

"Yes, on a business trip." He nodded, "My assistant is busy on Tuesday, so you can take over."

"For... why me?"

"Do you think my sleeves are just for you to wipe your nose?" Shu Chengyue rolled his eyes, "I will pick you up in the car on Tuesday, and you are ready to follow me with your belongings, understand?"

"But, Director Shu, I have to ask the young master first..." Monday is the young master's birthday.

You want to listen to the young master, right?Well, "repay the money right now." Plus the money for the laundry.

"Uh...it's not important, young master, I'll go with you on Tuesday!" Yao Qianshu immediately surrendered when he heard that he wanted to pay back the money.She didn't want to be so downcast that she would use the young master's money to pay back Director Shu. She had better not offend Director Shu and pay back slowly.

It shouldn't matter if I celebrate my birthday on Monday and go on a business trip on Tuesday, right?And... as long as she doesn't appear in front of the young master, as long as she hides from the young master, he won't have a chance to tell her that he wants a divorce, right?
Even if it's cheating, let her secretly be a married little woman for a few more days.

(End of this chapter)