Young master is too stupid

Chapter 4 Young Master, Didn't I Go on a Blind Date for You?
In the British-style coffee shop, a weird scene was going on.

"Miss, this is a high-end restaurant, pets are not allowed in." The waitress smiled apologetically.

"Huh? It's not my pet."

"Isn't it your pet, miss? Can you please take it away? After all, you brought it into the restaurant."

"Take it away? How about that?"

"why?"

"Why? It's my young master! I want to serve it for dinner!"

Not only could she not leave, but she had to wait for it to sit on the table, arrange the knives, forks and spoons for it, wrap the white napkin around it, and wipe its paws with a hot towel.

then--

An old dog with extremely sagging facial muscles and a circle of lion-like brown hair squatted on the sofa chair, with its front feet on the dining table, sticking out its tongue, gasping, and staring at the man across the table with black bean-like eyes. .

The waiter saw that he couldn't talk to the lady who believed in dogs, so as long as he turned his eyes to the handsome man opposite, he looked much more normal and communicated much easier.

"Sir, can you persuade your female companion..."

"It's okay, just let her dear young master sit beside her! I don't mind."

"First... sir..." You don't mind, we do!
He doesn't mind?He doesn't mind?
This answer stunned Yao Qianshu, who had been busy taking care of the mafia, who had never looked directly at people, and finally became interested and turned to look at the man opposite her who was on a blind date.

A whole set of generously tailored jet black suit wrapped his tall figure, his long legs were crossed, his hands were clasped, and the delicate silver cuff buttons gleamed coldly.Under the high and handsome eyebrows, a pair of silver-rimmed glasses blocked the dark and energetic eyes, and the gentle and elegant smile hung on the face from the beginning to the end, even when facing the "young master" with the face of an old man.

That Pai looked calm and composed, as if he could handle any unexpected situation, and this ingenious blind date scene was nothing to him at all.

Seeing that she was looking at him, he greeted her gaze generously, held his lips faintly, turned the menu in front of her 180 degrees, and made a gentlemanly "please" gesture.

Mafia, look, look, this is the first generous man who doesn't care to dine at your table.

There really is such a man with such a good manner in this world. Hey, he should be able to serve you with me, right?Right right, mafia.Don't ignore me like the young master!

"Is it all right for you to shake your dear young master so hard? He looks like he wants to bite you."

"Uh...I, I..."

"Sirloin steak is good, does your young master like it?"

"I don't think it's likely to be annoying."

"how about you?"

"I... I can do whatever I want."

He pursed his lips and smiled, "I do prefer to get along with obedient women, so I'll help you decide, do you have any objections?"

"Well, ok... ok."

He naturally raised his hand to beckon the waiter, ordered the meal skillfully, and even arranged for her the dessert after the meal.

For the first time, she experienced the feeling of being taken care of by a man. The previous few times, she was either thrown away halfway by the man, or pointed at the mafia and scolded her loudly.What to do, she was a little flustered.

After ordering, Shu Chengyue turned to look at her, "Miss Yao, I don't like wasting time. Let's get straight to the point."

"See you? See what?"

"Before we date, I have to let you know what kind of woman I like. Simply put, it is my standard for women."

"Standard... standard?" It turns out that not only she has the criteria to choose a man, but do men also have criteria for choosing a woman?
"First, I like women to be independent and generous. Don't call me every day to ask me where I am, what I am doing, and who I am with. Second, I like women to be soft and well-behaved. Don't let me know where she is and what she is doing , who to be with; third, I like women who are prudent and virtuous, know how to measure, don’t ask me every day whether I love you, how much I love you, where I love these boring questions.” “What are you doing looking at me with your mouth open? What about you?" He's finished his line and is now ready to catch.

"Me? Me what?" She had been fooled by his rules.

"Your terms."

"My... my condition? Oh, yes, my condition is very simple, there is only one."

He narrowed his eyes.

"Are you willing to serve the young master with me, and go through fire and water for the young master?"

The black pupil behind the lens wandered a little, squinting at the Tibetan Mastiff who was chewing steak with a calm old man's face.

"...it?"

She nodded sharply, "For the time being, it can only be it."

"..." Does she have many "young master" relatives like this?

"Ah! Master! You can't crawl over to take Mr. Shu's share!" She grabbed her out-of-control young master and smiled, "Mr. Shu, I'm sorry, my young master is so rude! Don't bother with it, continue Eat and keep eating, hehe."

"..." I've been licked by his young master, how can I eat it?
"Ah! Master, that's my steak. What are you doing crawling over here? Your paws are on me. How can you eat my share too!"

"..." It's useless to beg, the animal's appetite is unstoppable.

"Dessert is mine! I can't give it to you no matter what, your blood sugar is already too high, if you eat it again, you will get diabetes and high blood pressure!"

"..." Threats are useless, the tongue rolls, and the dessert enters the stomach.

"Eat it, eat it, eat it all for you! See if I can help you pick your teeth with a toothpick later! Let your teeth be eaten away by worms!"

An exquisite lunch was going on like crazy, suddenly, Shu Chengyue's cell phone rang, he nodded to express his apology, picked up the napkin to wipe his lips, and answered the phone, "What's the matter?"

She couldn't hear the voice on the other end of the phone clearly, and only watched his frowned gradually gather together, "Okay, I'll be right back to deal with it."

After hanging up the phone, he looked at Yao Qianshu who hadn't eaten a steak, pushed his glasses lightly, and asked knowingly, "Are you full?"

Of course not!Didn't he see it clearly?In order to compete with the Mafia for the steak and get nothing, she is hungrier than before eating, and her chest is pressed against her back.No matter how strong his glasses are, he won't be able to see her red eyes, right?

Before she could speak, he first raised his sleeves and called the waiter, "Hi, pay the bill here." "Are you swearing?"

"Huh? I don't have one?"

"But the shape of your mouth just now seemed to say, fuck your four-eyed frog."

"Ahahahahaha, you really know how to joke, how can I swear."

"That's good. I like more elegant women." He got up and pulled the chair for her.

It was only when she got up that she realized his tall figure. With the high heels on, she could only reach his shoulders, so she had to raise her head to look at him.

He smiled, but a glint of impatience flashed in his lens, "Miss Yao, it seems that I have to add a standard. I don't like women wasting my time, whether it's because of stepping on high heels, moving slowly, dropping powder, applying eyeliner and adding eyeshadow." , and . . . flirting with a dog while eating."

The location of the blind date changed suddenly, and Yao Qianshu was stuffed into Shu Chengyue's car and drove to an unknown place.

"Shu... Mr. Shu, where are we going?"

Shu Chengyue held the steering wheel, "restaurant."

restaurant?Open house?When we first met...

"No, no, no! This is too fast, too fast! My young master won't like it, Mr. Shu, you can't..."

He frowned, "What's wrong? Everyone has already discussed the conditions, what you want, what I want. Then just tell me, what do you want from me, what can I give you, negotiate Finished, sign the contract, or you can say the marriage certificate."

This is too efficient, right?
"Shouldn't we...shouldn't we have a relationship first, date a few times, quarrel a few times, and reconcile a few times before we talk about the difficult matter of marriage?" Besides, the young master hasn't made a statement yet, she has to go home Take out the dog bones to marry or not to marry, and see which one the young master pounces on to decide.

"Forget it."

"Saved?" These cute little things she had been looking forward to for a long time were saved like this?
"As I said, I don't like wasting time. What I do is the most cost-effective. The so-called blind date, in my opinion, is to use the shortest time to efficiently decide the things of a lifetime. I can provide a house and a car, and the future children's For all expenses, as for you, you only need to give me the appearance of a good wife and loving mother, as for your young master..."

He snorted and glanced back at the Tibetan mastiff lying in the back parking space, "I can tolerate my future wife's obsession with dogs, as long as you don't let him lie between our marriage bed."

Mafia, who was lying on his stomach for an afternoon nap, suddenly changed his lazy state, shook his brown hair, raised his elongated old man's face, ignoring the men and women sitting in front of the car who were discussing him enthusiastically, and slowly climbed into the back of the car Back, looking at the main road behind the car through the rear cover glass.

An open-top black sports car is approaching from behind. It violently and continuously overtakes illegally. The hum of the low-pitched engine makes the Mafia's always drooping ears tremble. Get down and bite the skirt of the woman in the front row.

But the men and women in the front row didn't take it seriously at all, and continued to kiss each other on their own.

"To be honest, I am very satisfied with your obedience and submissiveness. Although your dawdling and dawdling make people uncomfortable, but thanks to your well-designed blind date script, it is the first time that I feel that women are not good enough. It's boring."

"Huh? Wait, what script did I design?"

"You have an ingenious play of Master Dog. Isn't this the way you want me to remember you deeply?"

"No...you made a mistake, my young master is not fake, he is..."

"I like the way you are fully prepared before you do things and show enough sincerity when negotiating the contract." He squinted at her naive expression of scratching her hair, stepped on the brakes and stopped in front of the red light with a one-minute countdown.

"I think we can start dating, with the premise of getting married."

After he finished speaking, he took advantage of the gap at the red light to wrap his arms around her shoulders, bent his body and turned his face sideways, and was about to seal her slightly parted lips.

"Squeak—la—"

"boom!"

The sudden sound of brakes accompanied by the sharp sound of a hard object hitting the windshield made Shu Chengyue stop, and turned his head suspiciously, only to see a rose plaque with "Master is back!" slowly slipping down the windshield.

A flamboyant and impractical convertible sports car crossed the red light cordon at some point and lay in the middle of the road.

A gloomy man exuding dark ions all over his body blocked in front of him aggressively.With dark brown sunglasses and an all-white suit, he stepped on the hood of his car arrogantly, raised his chin and gestured provocatively at him like a ruffian.

Before Shu Chengyue could react, the man strode over to the passenger seat, opened the door roughly, and pulled the woman who was still half in his arms out of the car.

"How dare you find a man without my permission?"

The devilish gloomy voice fell on Yao Qianshu like hailstones, and she couldn't help shivering. In this hot summer, the chills spread everywhere.

The scorching sun shot at her head-on, she couldn't see his backlit face clearly, so she could only raise her face higher, trying to see clearly who this unfavorable man was.

"You still dare to wear makeup behind my back?"

He wrapped one hand around her neck, forcing her to raise her head close to him. With the other hand, he took off the sunglasses on the bridge of the nose, and his cold lips stretched into a slit, "I'm not here, you seem to be too free. Yao Jia's money tree, Have I allowed you to come on a blind date with a man without authorization?"

Those deep, dark and sharp eyes...

This familiar deterrent...

This amazing ability to create frozen air...

And the excited background sound of the mafia screaming "Aww"...

Could it be... This man whose stature has grown taller, his shoulders have broadened, his voice has lowered, and he exudes sexy hormones, but his morals and words are still the same vile and sinister——

"...Young...Master?"

Shu Chengyue on the side frowned at the indistinguishable call of joy and sorrow, young master?Master again?How many relatives does she have?Just because he can let a male dog lie between their beds doesn't mean he can tolerate a man sleeping between them!

(End of this chapter)