Young master is too stupid

Chapter 7 Young Master, the servant is following you!
"What? The young master is going on a blind date?"

Yao Qianshu was shocked in the kitchen filled with the fragrance of braised noodles.

"He brought me back, but he wants to go on a blind date?" What kind of young master is this who "only allows Zhou officials to set fires, but not the common people to light lamps"?
"Go, go, what do you know! The young master must have a reason for going on a blind date!" The nanny spared no effort to speak for the good baby she raised, "It must be like this!"

"What is the young master's reason? The mafia likes the little bitch next door. Is he broken in love?"

"boom!"

The little maid was attacked by the pan from the boss, and her head was dizzy.

The head nanny held a murder weapon and fell into her own delusional world, "The young master said that he would go on a blind date and get married as soon as he came back. There must be something strange here."

"I just feel like all my seven orifices are shooting for stars."

"Could it be that something unspeakable happened to the young master in England? For example, he was deceived and played by some bad woman? The emotional wound of first love is hard to heal, so I feel that being in love is so hard and uncomfortable, so I want to find someone casually right away." The women of the world marry casually, abandon this casual life?"

"What a casual young master!"

"Don't talk nonsense, how can the young master be so casual! The young master is so pure and innocent, and he has never been in love since he was a child. In my opinion, the young master must have been cheated by an inexplicable woman, so he returned home sadly and planned to step into the world of marriage. grave!"

"That's not all because of the nanny who took care of you. The young master was not allowed to go out with girls since he was a child. He was picked up by the car to and from get out of class, all the love letters were burned by you, and all the phone calls were blocked by you. The girls who approached the young master were not bitten by you. Splashing pepper water, chasing and killing people in a speeding car, and intimidating with a leather whip are just being evaporated from the world by vicious means."

"Shh! Keep your voice down, you also participated in those immoral things!"

"That's not the point. The point is that you let the young master go to a noble boys' school in the end, and you didn't even give him the chance to see the female animals! It's okay if the young master was cheated by a woman, I'm afraid...it's simply being played by a man I just want to go back to China to go on a blind date and play with women, so you have to run down your nose and tears, right?"

"No... no?"

"What is the young master's favorite thing?"

"mafia."

"Is the mafia male or female?"

"male."

"Look!" She spread her hands.

The nanny choked up, clenched her fists and shook her head dissatisfied, and said, "No! The young master won't be uninterested in women!"

"Are you happy that he is interested?"

"...Neither." The head nurse squatted sadly and sobbed.

"I know, I know! The nurse manager!" She squatted down and patted the nurse manager's back empathetically, "Your feeling that your child has finally grown up, I'm done! Actually, when I looked at the young master, I was also thinking , ah, my child, he has grown so big, he is about to fly. He has become a man, and he is interested in women, so manly! The chain bones are so graceful..."

"Who wants to be in the same mood as you!" The head nanny waved away the little maid's paws, and pretended to be the head nurse and hummed, "Anyway, for the sake of the young master's innocence and safety, we have to follow the whole process of the young master's blind date!"

"track?"

"Yes! Otherwise, if the young master is cheated by some bad woman again, what should I do?"

"That's true. The world is dangerous now. A blind date is also a very risky thing. If you don't do it, you will die heroically."

"Do you think so too?"

"That's right! The person whom the nanny introduced to me last time was terrible!"

"You mean Mr. Shu Cheng Yue Shu?"

"That's right! As soon as he met, he took me to open a room! Fortunately, the young master saved me, otherwise, my little innocence would be gone!"

"Oh my god, this world is terrible. Even Mr. Shu, who looks like a gentleman, is dressed like a beast. No, we must protect the young master from being touched by a blind date!"

"You don't want me to scare the blind date with pepper water and a whip again?"

"It's up to you when necessary! Xiaoqian, I'll give you a bonus later."

"Really? There is a bonus?" Her enthusiasm for work was fully mobilized.

At the same time, the young master who couldn't wait for the breakfast noodles came from outside the hall, throwing his chopsticks impatiently and roaring: "Don't eat! Deduct her salary for this month!" She lost her salary for the bonus, and her life was a life. An unavoidable tragedy.

The first day of the young master's blind date.

In a high-sentiment coffee shop, on a small table with a certain mood, there is a unique heart-shaped candle produced by a certain factory.

A certain man and a certain woman sit face to face.

The man had a frosty face, raised his legs, and pulled his tie impatiently, cursing in his heart the little maid who helped him tie his tie too tight this morning.

The woman looked shy, put her legs together, tangles her fingers uneasily, and glanced at the man opposite with a little expectation in her eyes, her heart was agitated.

Seeing that he still didn't take the initiative to speak, the woman pursed her lips and decided to speak first.

"May I ask what your usual hobbies are?"

"What do you like?" The man replied in a low voice, and the unpleasant tone made the woman on the opposite side shrink her neck.

"What do you like to do in your spare time?"

"none of your business?"

"..." The woman was stunned for a moment, her face turned pale, and she laughed dryly, "Then...then who are there in your family?"

"Does it have anything to do with you?"

"...Then your occupation is..."

"I hate other people's meddling."

"...Then at least your name is..." She rushed here excitedly just seeing his photo, at least let her know the name of this handsome man with a bad personality?

"You care too much."

The woman was so ashamed and angry, she covered her face and ran out.

The man looked at the woman running away with a puzzled expression, frowned and cursed, and went to pay the bill.

In the next seat, an old man and a young man dressed up like a special agent looked at each other in blank dismay.

"It seems that the young master should not be bullied by women." Yao Qianshu lifted up his sunglasses and affirmed, "The difference in combat power is too great. Hey, his tongue must have been rubbed with arsenic and crane crest red!"

"Pfft! She's another bad woman who actually let our handsome young master pay the bill! You're cheating for food and drink!"

"Nurse takes care of you..."

"What's wrong with me! Am I wrong?"

"It's okay..." Well, is it right to let the young master eat soft food?Having had a few blind dates, her normal brain still knows that men should pay the bill when they go on a blind date!

After dinner, the young master sat in front of the TV sadly, flipping through the TV channels absently.

Yao Qianshu tidied up the room, sorted out the clothes that the young master had taken off everywhere, swept the dog hair of the mafia, and ironed the clothes that the young master would wear on the blind date tomorrow.

As soon as she turned around, she suddenly bumped into the warm chest of the young master.

Seeing him forcing her between his chest and the wardrobe, he suddenly bent down and turned his face to get close to her.

She was so frightened that Huarong turned pale, raised the half-ironed clothes in her hand and shouted: "Young...Young master. No wow! The third rule of the maid's code is clearly stipulated! We can't, can't, and can't It's a good match!"

"...What are you doing?" He frowned suspiciously.

"Huh? You're not going to tell me..."

"I just have something to say."

"Eh? Wh... what do you say?"

He seemed to have something to hide, looked around for a while, then lowered his body and whispered in her ear: "Teach me."

She was refreshed by the warm wind blowing beside her ears, her whole body was numb, and she replied without hesitation, "Okay."

"Why are you unbuttoning me?"

"Didn't I want to teach you? Although I don't understand slaves very well, but we can learn and explore together."

"Do you need to take off your clothes on a blind date?"

"It's needed to a certain extent."

"Bastard! So, did you undress that guy that day too?"

The young master's loud roar, Bobo destroyed her dream bubble, and she suddenly fell back to reality, "That day? I didn't have it! I was stopped by you halfway that day, how could I have time to take off my clothes!"

"Then what about your blind date before?" If he wasn't at home, she would be licentious, right?
"Then there is nothing more. They all scared away when they saw the mafia. Master, I want to find someone to serve you with me. It's really not easy! I'm afraid that I won't be able to marry you." , can't you relax the policy?"

"Hmph!" He sat back on the sofa angrily, with a cool look that was strict with the law and not negotiable.

"Master, do you want to ask my servant what I say when I go on a blind date?" "If you don't say anything, just take it as your acquiescence." She kindly acted as a blind date teacher and guided earnestly, "Actually, it's just you, Master, Good appearance, sit there, don’t need to say too much. If a girl asks you, you just answer obediently. If you don’t tell others about your background information, how can they marry you with confidence?”

"...Answer the question honestly?"

"Yes, yes! Answer the question carefully, and the girl will definitely think that the young master is someone who can be entrusted to her for life!"

"Are you expecting me to be entrusted for life by others?"

"Huh? Uh..." Why did you suddenly get angry again?

"He looks like someone who has been kissed many times before, and dares to teach me a lesson. Is it very attractive?"

"Uh...actually not many times, just four, five, six, seven, eight..."

"Go and wipe my portrait a hundred times!"

"Eh??" Why doesn't her kindness always pay off.

The young master's punishment is really despicable, forcing her to face his magnified ice face for a long time, she will be frozen stupid!

The young master had a second blind date, and his attitude improved slightly.

"Who's in your family?"

"A group of slaves plus a Tibetan mastiff."

"May I ask what your interest is?"

"Keeping a dog, mistreating a slave."

"Your name is?"

"Jinyu."

"Is there anyone named Jin?"

"My surname is Aixinjueluo?"

"Ah! Your surname...is your surname Aixinjueluo?"

"how?"

"Yeah! Which elder brother are you descended from?"

"what?"

"I am a big fan of the fourth elder brother. The fourth elder brother Yongzheng, you know, is it your grandpa's grandpa's grandfather or something? In fact, the eighth elder brother is gentle and jade-like. In fact, I am also very fond of the fourteenth elder brother." I like it, oh, I'm so happy, I can go on a blind date with the descendants of the royal family. When will we get married? I can't wear it. If I marry into Aixinjueluo's family, I can be considered half a Fujin, right? You just said that you still have a bunch of slaves ? Does that mean I can have a bunch of servants at my disposal in the future?"

"My servant can only be mine! Who said you could send her?"

"Then we are married, and I will be the mistress of the house. I will take care of your palace and your home for you. Even if you have many concubines, I won't mind. I will definitely use the wisdom of modern women to make you happy." You change your mind!"

"...inexplicable." Nowadays, women are more and more incomprehensible.

"Four, eight, don't go! I want to marry you as Fujin! It doesn't matter if you start from the side!"

In the seat next door, an old man and a young man with their heads bowed were dripping with cold sweat.

The head nurse: "What kind of woman is this? The young master answered all the questions she asked obediently. What else is she dissatisfied with? How dare she scare the young master away!"

Yao Qianshu: "Yes, it's a pity. This time, the young master even said the word 'abstinence' that he disliked and didn't want to admit. I thought it would be OK this time." Yao Qianshu shook his head and sighed secretly. .

I heard that the young master's name was carefully designed by the master. In addition to hoping that he will have an incomparable, fresh and elegant, expensive and not delicate young master's temperament, I also hope that he can control emotions with ease, and inherit the family business perfectly.It is also commonly known as "abstinence", but the young master can't understand the painstaking efforts of the master, and hates this gentle and jade-like name very much. Unless necessary, he will never mention it. It seems that the young master really wants to clear himself as soon as possible this time. .

"What a poor young master, what a bad luck. I ran into a clear-cut fan, it's a mess."

"Qing Chuanmi? What is this? Xiaoqian, what did she say about four and eight just now?"

"Ouch, the nanny is taking care of you out! That's talking about Lord Kangxi's fourth and eighth elder brothers."

"What does that have to do with our young master? Returning the palace Fujin, my mind is not clear."

"This is retro fashion. If there is a genealogy jade plate now, our young master is a Belle after all, right? Then the woman married to the young master is naturally Mr. Fujin! Baylor and Fujin are so wonderful, it feels more exciting than reading novels! Manager nurse!" "Manager nurse, tell me, which elder brother will our young master be the offspring of? Personally, I think the young master is more like the fourth master, with an ice face. However, I really hope that the young master is the eighth master He is so handsome, 100% elegant, wearing a crescent white robe, and as gentle as jade! So charming..."

Yao Qianshu talked more and more energetically, but the head nurse was unusually silent.A few days later, tragedy struck.

Yao Qianshu was sitting in the laundry room waiting for the clothes to dry, sucking his fingers and staring at the book in his hand intently.

The book was suddenly pulled out, and the young master's gloomy voice slammed down from top to bottom.

"Sneak reading novels at work, right?"

"...Young...Master... When did you..." burst out?
"It's clean, right?"

"Hehe...hahaha." In fact, sometimes she also looks at Han wear, Ming wear, Three Kingdoms wear, and overhead wear, which she doesn't reject.

"Eighth brother is very charming, isn't he?"

"Uh..." It's really not bad.

"The moon-white robe is 100% elegant, and it's as gentle as jade, right?"

"..." Has the young master started to see clearly?

"I'm an ice cube face, right?"

"Ah! The nanny is in charge of him betraying me!" No wonder he didn't say a word that day, it turned out that he planned to report to the young master!

"Humph!"

"Master, I didn't mean that. I mean, Master, you are stern and handsome, with the air of an emperor. How can ordinary people compare to it...Master, where are you going to throw my book?" Rent it from the bookstore.

"Mafia, tear it up."

"Ooooooooooo!"

The young master took the mafia hand and left as gentle as jade.

Along with Yao Qianshu's tears, the tattered pieces of paper drifted in the wind.

Young master, is it too unreasonable for you to eat this vat of sour vinegar? It’s not okay to YY about your suspected ancestors?
Since then, an additional appendix has been added to the Maid's Law: It is forbidden to read all time-traveling texts, especially Qing Chuanwen's!It is forbidden to YY young master, and it is forbidden to fantasize about the wonderful scene of the young master who is as gentle as jade, half bald and with long braids.

Having learned the lessons of the failed blind date, the young master has not given up on his marriage plan.But the head nanny cannot follow the prison 24 hours a day.

At the end of every month, the head nanny would stay at home to make the purchase details of the household expenses, and the great task of tracking and protecting the young master fell on the shoulders of Yao Qianshu alone.

Putting on scary big sunglasses, a tall distiller's clown nose, and an oversized peaked cap, ordering a cup of the cheapest chrysanthemum tea, Yao Qianshu once again sat next to the young master.

What species will come again this time?

Oops, her gloating tone and the mentality of watching the young master's jokes are very bad.

puff.

But I don't know why, seeing the young master's disgraced face every time he meets each other, she feels an inexplicable joy in her heart.It is really the rebellious and dark thoughts of the little maid who has been squeezed for too long.

Tell you to tear up my time travel book, tell you to let me wipe your portrait, tell you to let the mafia lick my face, tell you to hinder my blind date, so that I can’t get married, it’s retribution, I can’t meet a good woman Bar?
Hahahahaha!
"Huh? Senior Jinyu? How could it be you?"

A sweet female voice rang from Yao Qianshu's side, an elegant fragrance rose up, and the crisp sound of high heels passed by her.

She hastily raised the brim of her hat and looked back at the tall beauty.

A wide-shouldered chiffon tunic powder shirt, revealing snow-white fragrant shoulders, well-fitting and generous denim flared pants, and a pair of feminine black high-heeled shoes.

Her face is painted with nude makeup, delicate face, delicate skin, and slightly shiny pink lips.

Excellent looks, excellent temperament, even the voice is impeccable.

"Senior Jinyu, it can't be such a coincidence, my blind date today is...you?"

"Ah."

Crackling!

The young master's muffled voice resounded like a thunderclap in the sky of Yao Qianshu.

Uh?Did God hear her too arrogant and temperamental laughter just now?Did he intend to confront her and beat her up?Or is it the young master's luck in spring?
(End of this chapter)