pick up the pussy

Chapter 109 Mandrill
I hurriedly said: "Okay, Master Wang Xiaomao, don't worry, it will never happen."

Wang Xiaomao still sneered again and again: "Hmph, where are you going to let me hide?"

"Look, there are many big trees on that mountain, and there are many delicious wild fruits on the big trees. You can climb to the big trees and eat wild fruits to fill your stomach, so that you won't be hungry when you go to bed at night." I am good Advised kindly.

That dirt mountain is exactly the lonely mountain where I moved the spirit of the mountains.

Wang Xiaomao smiled even colder: "Do you think that I am a village girl with a brain problem? Do you want to deal with a monster here later? Do you think that when I get to that mountain, I will become obsessed with it? The fruit will not come down for a lifetime? Why are you not guarded against me?"

I was dumbfounded in an instant, and looked at Wang Xiaomao inexplicably.How does she know what's on my mind?It seems that she is not stupid at all, so now it seems that her previous behavior can only be explained by blame.

What a weird girl.

"How do you know?" I began to feel a little defensive towards the girl.

"I can read minds." Wang Xiaomao said, "I don't feel ashamed to move someone else's house here. Hmph, are you humans all so brazen?"

I was even more nervous, she actually said you human beings, could it be that she is not a human being?What's that if it's not human?I sensed the danger, and thought she might be Tanuki's helper.

I said: "Don't play tricks, show your true colors!"

Ghosts are afraid of evil people. Although I don't know if the little girl in front of me is a ghost, but for me now, pretending to be scary is the only and most effective way.

"Hmph, it's really shameless." Wang Xiaomao scolded even more fiercely: "You want to see my true face, don't you? What if I scare you to death?"

When she said that, I was even more uncertain, thinking that this must not be an ugly thing, comparable to the blue-faced and long-toothed evil spirits in the ghost stories of the elders, right?
But let alone the green face and fangs, even if the other party has a donkey's head, I can't fucking admit it!Ghosts are actually just like people. If you are afraid of ghosts, they will be more powerful than you.But you are a head above the ghost in terms of momentum, and the ghost will be afraid of you instead.

So in any case, even if you pretend, you have to pretend to be bold.

"Hmph, brat, are you bullying me when I'm young? Tell you, my brother had a fate of 99 years old before he was one year old, that is to say, he is over 100 years old now. I can even deal with a raccoon, let alone you A weak woman, if she has any skills, let her go."

Anyway, bragging is not illegal, so bragging hard.In order to make myself appear more experienced, I even took out the conclusion of my fortune-telling by the magic operator.

Although I don't even believe what the fortune teller said, I don't look like a person who is over a hundred years old...

"More than 100 years old, hum." The girl obviously didn't believe it, and snorted coldly: "Okay, I'll let you see what the real horror is!"

Saying that, the girl turned around slowly.

Although I was fully prepared, when I saw the girl's "front face", I was still frightened, my body went limp, and I fell to the ground.

At that time, I felt real fear for the first time, this kind of feeling that makes people want to live and die, and even my heart seems to be jumping out.

As the girl turned around, I was horrified to find another ponytail!

It turns out that this girl has no face, only two ponytails at the front and back. I really doubt where she is talking from.

"Get out!" Wang Xiaomao stood up slowly, and said in a cold voice: "Never appear here again, as for that raccoon, I will take care of it."

"You...what the hell are you?" I asked in a panicked tone as I stepped back.I was trying to buy as long as possible to get my strength-loss thighs back together.

Damn, I can't be so cowardly, don't I just have one more ponytail than others?You can't be scared to death by a woman.

"I'm a mandrill!" Wang Xiaomao said.

Mandrill!

Immediately, I felt a pain in the ass, never expecting that there are mandrills in such a small mountain.

Speaking of mandrills, the Nian Beast is probably the first thing that comes to mind.

That's right, the mandrill is the beast of the year. Firecrackers are set off every Spring Festival to scare away the mandrill.

It's just that the mandrill is a mandrill in a general sense, and mandrills in Taoism can be divided into several types.

The condition for the formation of a mandrill is basically that the aura on the entire mountain nourishes a dead plant, a dead animal, or a human corpse, allowing the corpse to "resurrect from the dead". This half-human, half-corpse thing Yes, it is a mandrill.

It's just that most mandrills are basically just a plant, and very few humans or animals become mandrills.I didn't expect to encounter such a thing today.

And it seems that this mandrill is still a fucking 'mutated mandrill', with no face, only two ponytails at the front and back.

After I figured out the origin of the other party, I was not so afraid.Half-human, half-corpse is also an evil thing, could it be more powerful than Li Xie?

But she was so confident when she said to help me deal with Li Xie just now, so I hesitated for a while, wondering if what she said was true or not.

"Can you go?" Wang Xiaomao said with a cold smile.

"I...I won't go." I said bravely, and I didn't know what was going on, but at this moment I suddenly became extremely stubborn.I always feel that I am a man who is instigated by a woman, which is a bit sissy.

"Don't go, don't go, don't blame me for being rude." After Wang Xiaomao finished speaking, she walked towards me step by step, and her two ponytails stood upright.

At that time, I didn't know what was going on. After being afraid for a while, I stopped being afraid. Maybe it was because I thought that mandrills would not harm me, so I pushed forward?

I also took out the yin and yang scissors, ready to play with the mandrill for real.

Now I don't believe that Wang Xiaomao is a mandrill, who mandrill can talk?And it's so quick to move.

As for the ponytail, I wondered if it was put on deliberately afterward.

And just when we were about to start, I suddenly heard a car horn sounding from behind me.

I turned around immediately and found that it was indeed the ghost car.

I was full of doubts, why did Director Wu come here again?
The car door opened, Director Wu got out of the car with a smile, and waved to me lightly: "Kitty Wang, stop."

Wang Xiaomao snorted coldly and turned his face away.

"It's okay, you." Director Wu patted my shoulder with a smile.

I said again and again: "It's okay, Director Wu, why are you here?"

"I heard you talking to Xiaomao Wang just now, so I came here to have a look." Chief Wu said, "What are you two doing?"

I said: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm waiting for Lixie here. You all go quickly, lest Lixie will attack you two later."

Director Wu said to Wang Xiaomao: "Did you hear that, Wang Xiaomao, hurry back!"

Wang Xiaomao glared at Director Wu with dissatisfaction, and muttered something, which was vague, and I didn't understand what he said.

After Wang Xiaomao left, Director Wu smiled at me: "Boy, didn't you scare you just now?"

I waved my hands again and again and said, "Hey, what is this, we haven't seen it before."

Director Wu nodded: "That's good, that's good. By the way, we meet again and again, it's fate, I'll give you something as a gift!"

As he said that, Director Wu casually threw the jade pendant on his waist to me.

I recognized it at a glance, this is the jade pendant that pretends to be the soul of Liu Yishou.

I weighed the jade pendant, and found that it was quite heavy, and it was dark in color, very moisturizing to the eyes. It must be a good piece of jade.

Anyway, this thing should be worth a lot of money!

I hurriedly said: "Director Wu, no, no, this meeting gift is too expensive, I can't ask for it."

Director Wu said angrily, "What's so precious about it? It's not expensive, it's not expensive. I have 80 yuan at home."

Of course I know Director Wu is exaggerating. If Director Wu’s family really has a jade pendant worth 80 yuan, how can they still use it for this kind of work?

But seeing that Director Wu insisted on giving me the jade pendant, I couldn't refuse anything, so I had to accept the jade pendant: "Director Wu, what is the use of this jade pendant?"

Director Wu said: "It doesn't have a big effect, it can't kill demons, but if you carry it on your body, at least some evil things won't dare to approach you."

I looked thoughtfully at Director Wu, who was becoming more and more mysterious, and nodded: "Then what if we meet Li Xie?"

(End of this chapter)