pick up the pussy

Chapter 115 Liu Yishou's Marriage
So I pretended to pass the yin and yang scissors to the white rabbit inadvertently, and said, "Come on, take it for me first."

As soon as I handed it to the other party, the white rabbit immediately turned pale with fright, and floated far away.

And the moment she floated into the distance, my eyes immediately went dark, and then I looked up and saw the starry sky.

Let me go, I dare to say that those just now were hallucinations, they must be entangled by dirty things.And I immediately thought of the origin of this dirty thing.

Needless to say, it must be a stripper!

This kind of stripper is actually a kind of water ghost.Some of the female ghosts among the water ghosts basically seduce the dead ghosts, pretend to be pitiful little girls, and then ask you to take off your clothes and put them on her body, which is equivalent to giving your soul to the female ghosts .

In the next few days, the stripper will try his best to confuse you and make you fall into a gentle place. At that time, you will willingly give your remaining soul to the stripper, and take the initiative to serve as a scapegoat for the other party.

Fortunately, my buddy had strong willpower just now, so he was not bewitched by the female ghost at last, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.

No, why did the female ghost only confuse me?She will definitely confuse the two next to her.

So I glanced around in a hurry, and my face was frightened and defeated. I didn't expect that the second grandpa and Liu Yishou were moving in unison and preparing to take off their shirts.

I'll go to your uncle, it's really embarrassing.

I suddenly remembered the heroic words that the second grandpa said to me before, "Slap a large number of water ghosts to death with one slap", but at the moment I was hooked by the water ghosts first.

Without further ado, I immediately used Yin-Yang scissors to cut off the Yin and Yang Qi in front of them.Without Yin Qi controlling Liu Yishou and Second Grandpa, they finally returned to normal. They looked around dumbfounded, and finally their eyes fell on me.

"What are you looking at, it looks better than a stripper!" I said sarcastically.

The second grandfather immediately became angry from embarrassment: "Gua Wazi, your second grandfather, I was trying to prepare to capture the female ghost alive, but you came to disturb the situation. Are you a shit-stirring stick?"

I looked at the second grandpa speechlessly, and immediately felt that the second grandpa was not old at heart, that his head was smart enough, and his ability to adapt to changes was stronger than mine.

"Second grandpa, don't quibble, I can see what you did just now, let's catch the white rabbit now." Since we are controlled by the same female ghost, it must be the heroine in their dreams It should also be called White Rabbit, right?
"Why catch it?" Liu Yishou said.

"Ask about the whereabouts of the third grandpa." I said, "Since they are all messing around here, they must know something tricky."

The second grandpa also nodded in agreement: "Well, that's right. Just teach me about this, you two wait here."

With that said, the second grandpa walked towards the bank of the diversion, holding a locust tree whip in his hand.

Then we looked in the direction where the second grandpa walked, and we found a white shadow floating in the distance.

Needless to say, that person must be White Rabbit!

You are so daring, you almost killed us just now, and now you are wandering back and forth not far away without any fear, this is simply a naked provocation to us.

It didn't take long for the second grandpa to come back, and the female ghost was wrapped around by the locust tree whip of the second grandpa, dragging behind sobbing.

"This thing was causing trouble just now." The second grandfather said, "I'm not good at interrogation, you two should interrogate."

I saw the white rabbit trembling with fright, and hurriedly said: "You don't have to be afraid, if you cooperate with us, we can forget about what happened just now."

The white rabbit nodded.

"Since you are a water ghost here, do you know someone named Shui Laosan, or...something else?" I'm not sure that the third grandfather is still alive, maybe the third grandfather has already become a water ghost Woolen cloth.

That's why I added the phrase 'something else'.

Hearing what I said, the white rabbit immediately trembled: "You... are you looking for the third master?"

There was a burst of excitement in our hearts, it seems that the white rabbit must know about the third grandpa.So I hurriedly asked, "Do you know where Shui Laosan is? Take us to find it."

But the white rabbit shook his head: "I don't know where the third master is. But the third master told me that if you see someone with a yin and yang scissors, let me show you something."

"Oh, what is it?" I immediately looked at the white rabbit excitedly.

The white rabbit said: "I don't know exactly what it is, so I have never seen it."

"Then why are you standing still, let's go quickly?" The second grandfather urged.

White Rabbit nodded: "But it's late at night, you can't go."

I thought so too, since the third grandpa asked these water ghosts to guard the thing, it must be placed in a place with a lot of yin, if we go now, we may encounter trouble.

So I said, "Okay then, let's go tomorrow."

The second grandpa nodded: "Well, then, that's it. Liu Yishou, today you can help watch the female ghost!"

Liu Yishou laughed and said, "No problem, both of you can sleep."

With Liu single-handedly looking after the female ghost, we felt relieved.I thought to myself that Liu Yishou was at least one of Daoist Ma's closed disciples, so seeing a ghost shouldn't be a problem, right?But we never expected that in the middle of the night, we were still awakened by a scream.

I jumped up suddenly, and stared at Liu Yishou nervously: "Yishou, what's wrong with you, are you alright?"

Liu covered his crotch with one hand and screamed, "It hurts, it hurts."

I hurriedly opened Liu Yishou's crotch, took a look, and was instantly frightened.I saw Liu Yishou's third leg was extremely thick and red, and there were even two small blood holes oozing blood.

And beside his third leg, there was a small snake wriggling gently.The little snake's fangs have all been broken. Obviously, Liu Yishou's 'Second Brother' was bitten by the little snake.

I didn't care too much, so I hurriedly started to treat Liu's injury.The second grandfather also woke up, looking at Liu Yi's 'injury' in surprise: "How did you get hurt there?"

Liu Yishou burst into tears: "Second Grandpa, save your life first, save your life first! Let's talk about other things later."

I found that the white rabbit had been hiding aside in fear, staring fixedly at Liu Yishou, and there seemed to be admiration in his eyes.

Let me go, such a wretched guy has a beautiful female ghost love, what is going on in this world?
I looked at Liu Yishou dumbfounded, I really didn't know whether to be happy or sad for Liu Yishou.

Fortunately, Liu Yishou's body has already adapted to various injuries.After pulling out the fangs, fumigated them with snake yellow, and applied herbs on them, Liu's sallow face finally eased.

Liu lay on the ground with one hand out of breath, with a depressed expression on his face.

The second grandpa poked Liu's arm with a wretched smile: "Boy, tell me, what's going on?"

Liu Yishou glared at the second grandpa: "It's a shame to gossip, I'm not in the mood to gossip with you right now."

The second grandpa was still having fun: "Tell me, tell me, tell me your unhappiness, and let us all be happy."

This old and unscrupulous, even I am ashamed.

At this moment, White Rabbit came up with an apologetic face, and said to Liu: "Brother, I'm sorry, I... I didn't mean it just now."

Liu Yishou smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, if it's a big deal, I, Liu Yishou, are not so narrow-minded."

In fact, even if Liu Yishou didn't say anything, I can basically guess what happened to Liu Yishou and White Rabbit.

It must be that White Rabbit died without a human being, so he was more curious about men, so he asked to 'study men's bodies'.

And Liu Yishou still prefers to let women do research, so he agreed without saying a word.

This research sparked sparks between the two of them. In order to have real contact with the white rabbit and make the white rabbit feel it, Liu Yishou probably smeared mushroom powder on the second child.

Because there is nothing else here, only the shiitake mushroom powder is yin, so it can make the white rabbit feel more or less.But what Liu Yishou never expected was that there was a kind of snake near here called the mushroom snake. This kind of snake liked to eat mushrooms very much, so after seeing a mushroom blooming there, it bit it without saying a word...

So this boy Liu Yishou was sad.

Now even I have to admire God, grandma, such an exquisite fate, probably only God can arrange it.

The sky soon became bright, and the white rabbit had already hidden, and the hiding place was in Liu Yishou's most shady place.

The most yin place in the human body, of course, is inside the underwear.Fortunately, Liu Yishou and Baitu already had a "skin relationship", so there was nothing embarrassing about it.

Now the only person who can communicate with White Rabbit is Liu Yishou.

Under the leadership of Liu Yishou, we walked back along this tributary for about half an hour. When we reached a puddle, the white rabbit stopped us and said, "This is it."

I looked at the puddle and said, "Are you sure?"

Liu Yishou nodded: "The White Rabbit told me so."

"What's next?" I asked.

"Dig down." Liu said with one hand, "There's something down here."

"What's there?" I asked inexplicably.

(End of this chapter)