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Chapter 133 Ghost Singing

His uncle's, what's the matter with this ghost coin?
I immediately took out my wallet to check, but was surprised to find that all the money in the wallet had turned into ghost coins at some point, colorfully colored, and the words 'Tiandi Bank' on it were very conspicuous.

I couldn't figure it out, and looked at Liu Yishou inexplicably, Liu Yishou was even more puzzled than I was.

"Ah, by the way, I have to cut pigweed quickly..." The little fat man obviously didn't want to say anything more to us, so he turned around and was about to leave.

But it's so easy to catch this little fat man, how can I let the little fat man leave so easily?Dang even grabbed the little fat man: "Little brother, can you tell me what's going on? We're really here to find someone."

The little fat man hesitated for a while, and finally decided to help us, which moved me very much, and asked quickly: "Little fat brother, tell me what happened last night, what did you hear and what did you see?" ?”

"This is not a place to talk." The little fat man said, "Let's talk over there."

I nodded again and again: "Well, yes, let's go, let's go over there."

After speaking, we left the General Temple with the little fat man and came to a relatively remote river bank. Then the little fat man said to us: "Last night, the General Temple was haunted!"

"Haunted? What the hell is going on?" I asked hurriedly.

"In the early evening, there was a team of sounders beating and beating in the Temple of the General, and the whole village was in full swing. Do you think this is scary?"

"What's so scary about this..." I looked at the little fat man inexplicably: "We also saw that team of sounders, it wasn't scary, it was quite lively. By the way, why didn't you come to see their sounders last night? "

"What?" The little fat man twisted his face: "Did you really see that team of rattles?"

Seeing Xiaopang's mournful expression, I realized something was wrong: "Why, shouldn't we see it?"

"What you saw was a ghost." The little fat man said, "What else did you see?"

"What I saw was a ghost?" I was stunned: "No, how could it be a ghost? By the way, we also saw a lot of folks watching, and it seemed that there was a funeral, and we ate a lot."

The little fat man jumped up with a bang as if his butt was set ablaze: "What are you talking about? Did you see the funeral procession? You even ate their food."

Liu Yishou nodded: "Brother, don't be so surprised, speak slowly if you have anything to say."

The little fat man took a deep breath: "It's getting dark, I really have to cut pigweed."

After finishing speaking, the little fat man turned around and left in a hurry, leaving me and Liu Yishou standing still in place.

I glanced at Liu Yishou: "Yishou, do you think those things were really dirty last night? Why didn't I see it at all."

Liu Yishou said: "Maybe we are too tired! And in fact, I also felt abnormal yesterday."

"Oh, why do you feel abnormal?" I suddenly asked inexplicably.

"I ate a lot yesterday, but I still feel empty in my stomach, as if I haven't eaten anything. Do you think this is normal?"

I said, "Well, you're right. Let's go, let's go to the village."

"What are your plans?" Liu Yishou asked.

"I don't have any plans for the time being." I said, "I'm going to take a look again tonight to see if the General Temple is still noisy. If there is any trouble, let's drive them away. I always feel that if this trouble continues, it must be Something will happen. Maybe we can follow the clues of General Temple and find the person we are looking for?"

Liu Yishou nodded: "As the saying goes, there are no waves without wind. Those ghosts yesterday were not evil ghosts. Since they are making trouble here, someone must have deliberately attracted them here. What do you think?"

I nodded in agreement: "Yes, that's right, it looks like we won't be able to sleep again tonight..."

Thinking about the vigil tonight, Liu Yishou and I decided to quickly find a place where no one was around to rest.Coincidentally, there is no reed wanderer beside the ditch where we are, so just lie down here!

I simply made some straw and fell asleep. I didn't expect that the quality of sleep during the day was higher than that at night. Only then did I realize that I was too tired and hadn't rested for several days.

Liu Yishou seemed to be more tired than me, and I was woken up several times by his snoring in my sleep.After simply looking around and finding no danger, he continued to sleep with his eyes closed and snoring.

As soon as I opened my eyes, it was dark, I got up and stretched my waist, I felt very relaxed, the sky was full of stars reflected in the moonlight, it was surprisingly quiet, the golden earth was resplendent, covered with a layer of yellow gold like.

Liu Yishou also woke up, and the first thing he did when he opened his eyes was to touch the second grandpa's nose, I hurried up and grabbed Liu Yishou: "Yishou, what are you going to do?"

Liu Yishou said: "See if Second Grandpa has passed away."

"Get out." I cursed: "I don't want to get well all day, do I?"

Liu Yishou said: "No, I had a dream just now, and dreamed that the second grandpa hiccupped his fart."

"Don't talk nonsense." I said, "You clearly think the second grandpa is burdensome."

"Hey, if I tell a lie, I'll be hit by thunder..."

boom!
Suddenly there was a thunderbolt in the sky, and Liu Yi put his head in his hands and screamed, "Oh my god!"

Let me go, is it really a thunderbolt?

I looked up and glanced at the top of my head. After I clearly saw a bright light just now, there was a loud bang.

boom!
There was another loud bang, and the sky lit up again in an instant.

This time I saw it for real, it wasn't that there was a thunderbolt, but that I didn't know who was kicking.

Immediately afterwards, the sound of explosions from the second kick came one after another, and then I clearly noticed that the direction of the explosion of the second kick seemed to be the direction of the General Temple.

Not good, I immediately jumped up: "Liu Yishou, hurry to the Temple of the General, someone really is doing something wrong."

Liu Yishou also understood, and immediately picked up the second grandfather, and hurried to the Temple of the General with my ass behind.

When we were approaching the General Temple, we noticed a figure shaking back and forth at the entrance of the General Temple, setting off two kicks.

Strange, in the middle of the night, who put the second kick here?

I found an Er Tijiao that had been set off beside my feet, and I hurried forward quietly, and slowly picked up Er Tijiao.

And when I picked it up, I was horrified to find that this was not an ordinary Er Tijiao, but a Er Tijiao for ghosts to see!
Because the fuel used here is not ordinary gunpowder, but gunpowder mixed with turquoise.

After the general two kicks explode, the blast hole is black, while the one mixed with turquoise is green.

After mixing with turquoise, the fireworks released by Er Tijiao will attract the attention of ghosts, and those ghosts will come to watch.

It seems that the 'squealer team' was attracted by this guy!

"Damn it!" I scolded, "I dare say this guy is playing tricks, first hand, you wait here, I'll go and catch that grandson."

Liu grabbed my arm with one hand: "Let's go together, we don't know each other's depth yet. We can't act rashly alone."

I nodded, and after hiding the second grandpa, I prepared to go around quietly with Liu Yishou to the opposite side.

But before we went around, the front of the General Temple suddenly became lively and loud, and hundreds of people appeared at once, just like yesterday, a group of spectators, a group of people eating banquets, and a group of people An actor who sings an opera.

The surroundings suddenly became lively, which shocked me and Liu Yishou.

Both Liu Yishou and I were dumbfounded, this was the first time we saw so many 'ghosts'.Moreover, I had only heard of ghost singing operas before, but this was the first time I saw ghost singing operas, and of course I was shocked.

And when we reacted and were about to find the guy who played the second kick, we found that the guy who played the second kick had already disappeared.

not good!My heart is heavy, damn it, why did the grandson run away?

"Let's go, let's hide quietly." Liu Yishou said, "Look at what these guys are planning to do..."

I nodded, and then I and Liu Yishou slowly hid in the second grandpa's place.These ghosts seem to ignore us. Several little ghosts have already spotted us, but they are still indifferent.

At the moment, "Drunk Beating the Golden Branch" is being sung on the stage, and the golden branch was sung by that girl last night, and the high-spirited and bold tone is very powerful.

After "Drunken and Beating the Golden Branches", it was the Henan opera "Xiao Erhei Married". When Xiao Erhei came out from behind the tent speaking an authentic Henan accent, I was immediately dumbfounded.Grandma's, this little Erhei was played by that wretched guy Zhou Qi.

The situation is not good!

I immediately had a headache. It seems that Zhou Qi showed himself last night and was spotted by the ringer team, so he wants to keep Zhou Qi.I observed Zhou Qi carefully, fortunately, Zhou Qi is still a human being, but was confused by ghosts.

Zhou Qi was originally obscene, and with a little make-up, she was exactly the same as the classic "Little Erhei" image. Liu Yishou and I were dumbfounded.I thought it would be a waste of talent if Zhou Qi didn't work in the sounder team.

"What should we do?" Liu Yishou asked in a low voice.

I hesitated and said, "There is only one way to go."

(End of this chapter)