pick up the pussy

Chapter 143
Seeing Shen Shuzi's rare serious expression, I knew that he must have deduced something very important, so I immediately asked: "Okay, tell me, what is it?"

"The last time I deduced, I inadvertently deduced that you had a 99-year-old fate before you were one year old, do you remember?" asked the fortune teller.

I nodded: "Remember, what's wrong?"

At that time, the fortune teller told me these things, but I didn't take it seriously at all, and just treated it as a fortune teller talking nonsense.

The fortune teller said: "Then I deduced your life and found out..."

Having said this, Shen Suanzi gasped, obviously frightened by what he was going to say next, and dared not say it casually.

The more the magic operator tantalized me, the more curious I became, and hurriedly urged: "Tell me quickly, what's going on."

Then Shen Shunzi said: "Some things, it is really inconvenient for me to say, because if there are too many secrets leaked, I will be struck by lightning."

I hurriedly smiled and said, "Don't worry, those are all fooling people. There is no secret that cannot be leaked! These words are almost making my ears callous."

The fortune teller said: "Don't believe it, if you leak the heavenly secret, you might be struck by lightning."

Liu Yishou is more nervous than me at the moment, the typical emperor is not in a hurry to eunuchs, Liu Yishou scolded: "Damn's a fortune teller, if you want to say it, say it quickly, what's the point of delaying?"

Shen Suanzi sighed: "Your life seems to be repeating the previous 99 years..."

Boom!

Before Shen Suanzi finished speaking, a thunderbolt came from the clear sky, and the lightning as thick as a tree trunk instantly tore the sky in two.

Seeing this thunderbolt from the blue sky, we were instantly dumbfounded. We stared at the sky in astonishment, and didn't recover from it for a long time.

Oh my god, it seems that there are really secrets in this world, and there is really a possibility of being struck by lightning.

Shen Suanzi immediately covered his head in fright and squatted on the ground: "Don't hit me, don't hit me, I won't say anything, I won't say anything."

I looked at the sky, and it returned to normal again. Where is there any sign of thunder?

If both of them hadn't been so frightened, I wouldn't even believe that there was a thunder just now.

Seeing that the sky finally quieted down, the fortune-teller finally breathed a sigh of relief, slowly raised his head, and said out of breath, "I've said it before, it's better to believe it than to believe it, Amitabha."

"You Taoist priest recite the Buddha's name, you are not afraid of being beaten to death by the patriarch!" I glared at Suanzi, feeling a little aggrieved in my heart.I thought it would be great if Shen Suanzi finished his words in one breath just now, and the thunder might not strike Shen Suanzi that day.

The fortune teller said: "You know what a fart, Sakyamuni and Zhang Tianshi are good friends, and they won't be jealous."

And I fell into a long time of contemplation. Just now the fortune teller said that my life seems to be repeating the previous 99 years...

Although Shen Suanzi didn't explain it clearly, I vaguely felt that I already knew what Shen Suanzi wanted to say. Does it mean that my life is repeating the mistakes of the previous 99 years?
Why do I think this sentence is ridiculous, so ridiculous that it is beyond my imagination.

To be honest, I still don't believe in the words of the fortune teller.

And I also feel that everything that happened before may be a coincidence.

"Forget it!" I said to the fortune teller: "Let's stop talking about this, and find a place to hide first."

Shen Suanzi nodded: "Well, let's go, I live on the mountain, and ordinary people can't find that place to go."

I was very surprised, I didn't expect that Shen Shuzi had such a hermit feeling, and he liked to live alone on the mountain.

Liu Yishou said with a smile: "I never thought you would like to live alone. I'm not afraid that if one day you die of old age, no one will find the smelly body?"

The fortune teller scolded: "Damn, what nonsense are you talking about! I have calculated that my life is longer, at least it must be over a hundred."

I didn't let the two of them continue to play tricks, but let Liu hurried up the mountain with the second grandfather on his back.

I am on guard against the enemy in the back, lest the enemy find us.

God's fortune teller's den is our last safe place, and it must not be exposed.

Soon we climbed up the mountain, but before I entered the home of the god operator, I was instantly shocked by the scene in front of me.

Because I suddenly discovered that this small village at the foot of the mountain suddenly looked like a thing!
If you look carefully, you will find that the village, the General Temple, two small rivers, and two rows of willow trees form a strange picture.

It seemed to be a baby stretching its limbs.

The general temple is the baby's head, the whole village is the baby's belly and chest, a small river running across the village is the baby's arms, and the two rows of willow trees planted at the end of the village are the baby's two legs.

God!

This discovery surprised me, because I am very familiar with this feng shui bureau. Basically, anyone with a little knowledge of feng shui knows that this is the legendary: Tianying Corpse Bureau.

As we all know, babies are the strongest at absorbing things from the outside world. If the feng shui bureau is repaired into the shape of a baby, then the absorption of yang energy is also the strongest.

The source of Yang Qi is naturally the villagers of General Village.

And in order to prevent the villagers' yang qi from leaking out, the two rows of willow trees at the back, the general temple in front, and even the small river have the function of blocking the yang qi from leaking out.

This is definitely not a feng shui situation formed by accident, it must have been specially arranged by someone.

I immediately stopped them: "Stop, the situation is not good."

"What's wrong?" They all asked inexplicably.

"Look at the village, all of you," I said; "what does it look like?"

And when they saw this, they were instantly taken aback, and almost said in unison: "Tianying Corpse Bureau!"

I nodded: "Yes, the Tianying Corpse Bureau must be a Fengshui bureau deliberately arranged by someone."

Liu Yishou rubbed his head thoughtfully: "Yes, but who set up the Tianying Corpse Bureau and what is the purpose?"

"Damn, it seems that there is indeed something here." The fortune teller sighed: "If you don't tell me, I really wouldn't notice it."

I said: "I think... we still have to be careful, who knows if the things below have already taken shape."

Both Liu Yishou and Shen Suanzi nodded in agreement.

We don't have time to pay attention to the feng shui bureau for the time being, but quickly come to Shen Suanzi's residence on the mountain.

There are several houses built with bamboo, and a small yard surrounded by a bamboo fence.

Although there are not many things, the whole yard is clean and tidy, giving people a feeling of 'leisurely away from the world'.

Shen Suanzi smiled and asked, "How is it? How do you feel about my family?"

I nodded: "Well, not bad."

The fortune teller was even more proud: "That's not true, the old man designed it himself."

After the second grandpa was settled, I was going to leave and go to investigate the matter of the child in Guowei's wife's womb.

I think this incident, nine out of ten, has to do with the unformed baby.

However, the fortune teller left us behind and said that we should take a day off today!Go again tomorrow.

Liu Yishou also supports the opinion of the magic operator.I nodded and agreed.

As the saying goes, although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs. Even though the few bamboo houses of Shen Suanzi don't have many decorations, the ingredients inside are all fresh.

Behind the house, another large area is fenced off.There are a lot of pheasants and ducks laying eggs inside, and there is even a small pond with fish.

I thought to myself that if the pig is lucky, the fortune teller will definitely get one, and then it will be really good.

I thought to myself that the life of a fortune teller is quite luxurious.

But I suddenly remembered, didn't the magic operator only live here for a short period of time every year?How is it possible to raise poultry.

Shen Suanzi explained to me that these poultry were all sent by the villagers at the foot of the mountain.

Shen Suanzi is the only person in the village who 'knows what's going on', and if he gives some pointers to the villagers, the villagers will give them something.There are no other valuables, at least these chickens, ducks and fish are relatively abundant, that's why so many chickens and ducks were given away.

Shen Suanzi couldn't finish eating for a while, so he simply put these chickens, ducks and fish in the backyard to raise them.

Shen Suanzi slaughtered a chicken, skinned a fish, and got a duck for us.

The ingredients were all prepared, Shen Suanzi did not light a fire to cook, but made a lot of mud instead.

We immediately looked at the divine fortune teller inexplicably: "Spiritual fortune teller, what are you doing?"

(End of this chapter)