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Chapter 175 Second Grandpa Wakes Up

"I bought a treasure at the foot of the mountain." The fortune teller said with a smile: "TV, high-tech, have you heard of it?"

"Television? There is one in our village, what's so unusual about it." I said.

"Haha, do you know what this means?" The fortune-teller caressed the TV with satisfaction, and said excitedly, "I won't need to light candles anymore. People say that the light from the TV is brighter than candles."

Poor fortune teller, he hasn't even touched a TV.

I know how difficult it is for a person who is used to living a hard life to get him to accept something beyond his imagination, so I didn't tell him that the TV is used to show TV dramas.

I said, if you want the TV to turn on, you need wires. Do you have electricity on this mountain?Shen Suanzi nodded, and took me to the house to have a look. I found that there was indeed a thread hanging from the beam, which should have been pulled up from the mountain.

The end of the cable is a power socket. After plugging in the TV, Shen Suanzi turned on the switch, and the screen turned on, but the TV was creaking.

Shen Suanzi sighed and said that it is bright, but it is more noisy.

I was watching TV with an antenna, so I twisted the antenna a few times, and a few figures and voices of various people appeared indistinctly on the TV.

Shen Suanzi jumped up immediately, took firecrackers and set them off in the house, trying to scare away the 'ghosts' on the TV.

But it doesn't work at all, those 'ghosts' are not afraid of fortune tellers.

I couldn't laugh or cry and said to the fortune teller: "It's a fortune teller, the TV is not for lighting, it's for people to watch TV dramas..."

In short, I explained to the magic operator for a long time, and the magic operator finally understood what the TV set was all about.

I lived on the mountain for a while, and waited until the nightmare was completely melted into an inner alchemy, then I opened the gourd and poured out all the contents.

Dan, Guilei, and even a soul of Guowei's mother all came out.

Finally, half a bowl of cloudy water flowed out slowly.

I hastily fed all the cloudy water to the second grandpa, unexpectedly the effect was really obvious. Three hours later, the second grandpa's fingers moved, and after five hours, he let out a stinky fart, twelve After an hour, he opened his eyes.

The second grandpa was also conscious when he became a vegetable, so the first thing he did when he opened his eyes was to ask me where did Liu Yishou go?
So I told the second grandpa about the Xingtian clan, and the second grandpa nodded thoughtfully, and said: "It's not bad for the unlucky child to meet a member of the clan! In the future, the inheritance of the Xingtian clan, Seems like it's really going to fall on him."

I said, "Second Grandpa, do you know Director Wu? Director Wu belongs to the Star Clan, and there is another bastard named Liu Xiaoqi who claims to be the grandfather of Liu Yishou..."

I told the second grandpa everything that happened during this period of time, and now the second grandpa is the only relative by my side, so I am very close to the second grandpa.

After 24 hours, the second grandfather can move freely.He stood up stiffly, stretched his waist, and said he wanted to go outside to have a look.

I walked out with my second grandpa, looking at the sunset in the evening glow, I couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion in my heart.

In the place where the setting sun falls, there are our enemies and the big locust tree left by our ancestors. I even suspect that my grandma is also somewhere in the west, suppressing the underground monsters day and night.

Shen Suanzi is watching TV with his arms around him, and he didn't even make dinner.I had no choice but to cook by myself, grilled a few skewers of fish, fried a small plate of peanuts, and made half a catty of Nurhong, a fortune teller. I sat on the top of the hill watching the sunset, and drank happily.

After drinking, the sky was completely dark, and after we walked in, Shen Suanzi was still staring at the TV with wide-eyed eyes.

I thought to myself, what's so good about soap opera commercials?

But Shen Suanzi still watched with gusto.I guess the magic operator only memorizes the advertisement words, and every time the advertisement is played, he will read the advertisement words along with it. Although the voice is hoarse like an old raven, he still reads it in a clear and orderly manner.

"Delicious, Nescafé."

"Radar insecticide, kill all mosquitoes."

"A strong fragrance, a wisp of warmth, southern black sesame paste."

The second grandpa just woke up, and he was still a little weak, so he lay on the bed, ready to rest.

When I came back, Shen Suanzi was still reciting the commercials. Looking at it, I was completely immersed in the happiness brought by the TV.

I was sitting next to the magic fortune teller, watching TV boredly, but my heart was heavy.

Watching the lingering love between the hero and heroine on TV, I couldn't help but think of myself.I wondered if I would marry a wife and have children in the future. If I wanted to marry a wife and have children, who would be my wife?
I kept fantasizing again.

Koji?Bright moon?Little Fairy?or someone else?
Qiaoer can't, since she was taken away by Yin soldiers, her whereabouts have been unknown.

Bright moon?This girl is now with the sixth grandpa, coming and going without a trace, and there is nowhere to look for her.

Little Fairy?That girl's temper is too violent, whoever marries the other will suffer bad luck for eight lifetimes.I guess this girl will never get married in her whole life!

But why every time I see the heroine and heroine on TV talking about love, the first thing that pops up in my mind is Little Fairy?Those stubborn lips, those cute big eyes, that slender figure...

Alas, my mind is in a state of confusion.

God operator doesn't like to watch TV dramas, but likes to watch commercials, and in exchange, he looks like an idiot.I was not interested in watching it either, so I turned around and went back to sleep.

In the next few days, I have been taking care of the second grandfather, and the second grandfather gradually recovered.

I think it's time for me to leave too.My only thought now is to quickly go to the Yuhuamen, and take back the soul of the patriarch's grandmother, the snake and the python.

Grandmother's soul is being taken over by the enemy, what's the matter.

However, just the morning before I was about to go down the mountain, a strange thing happened on the top of the mountain!
At two or three o'clock in the morning, I was still sleeping, when I heard a faint cry of a girl.

At first I thought it was a fortune teller watching TV.

But the crying became louder and lasted longer, and I immediately realized that something was wrong. Whose TV drama heroine has been crying for so long?Does anyone still watch this TV?
I immediately stood up like a carp, grabbed the yin and yang scissors and ran out.

After running out, the crying stopped, the outside was empty, no one was there.

The TV has been turned off, and Shen Suanzi is lying on the bamboo chair, muttering someone's name in his sleep: "Yimeng, Yimeng, don't go..."

I don't know whether Yimeng is the heroine of the TV show or the first love of Shen Suanzi.In fact, not to mention Yimeng, I don't have time to pay attention to him even if I have a nocturnal emission, I just want to find the source of that burst of crying.

That burst of crying was really abnormal, not like a normal woman's crying at all, full of sorrow.

There is no one outside, so it is most likely the cry of a female ghost!
When I returned to the room and just closed the door, the crying sound came again.I immediately wiped my eyes with cow tears and rushed out.

Niu's tears are collected by magic operators, which can open people's yin and yang eyes.

After I ran out, I did see the source of the crying.But what I didn't expect was that the one who was crying at the door was the water ghost white rabbit I met in Nianying Village.

"White Rabbit, you...why are you here?" I asked hastily, subconsciously feeling that something must have happened.

The white rabbit sobbed even harder: "Something...something serious happened, the third master asked me to come to you, and said... He also said that he wanted to tell you something."

"Oh?" I immediately asked, "What happened? What about the third grandpa, what do you want to say to me?"

White Rabbit rubbed his tears: "Ask yourself."

As he said that, the white rabbit pointed down the mountain: "Butcher Wang is in charge of spreading the message."

Butcher Wang, I didn't expect Butcher Wang to come again...

I immediately woke up the second grandpa and the fortune teller, and told them about the third grandpa.

When the second grandpa heard this, he became excited immediately, and hurriedly dragged me down the mountain, while Shen Suanzi followed slowly, yawning.

The white rabbit took us to the foot of the mountain, and after pointing us to a location, my second grandpa and I started digging.

Soon we discovered that there was indeed a stone coffin under the soil, which looked like the one that held the king butcher.

My second grandpa and I worked together to finally get the coffin out.

The second grandpa was already exhausted, and looked at the stone coffin with a pale face: "This is your third grandpa?"

I hurriedly said: "No, it's a living corpse that conveys the message for the third grandpa."

After I finished speaking, I tried my best to breastfeed, and finally opened the stone coffin. Inside the coffin, Butcher Wang was lying quietly, with his eyes wide open, looking like a living person.

I asked, "Second Grandpa, we don't have a heavenly spirit bone, so we can't make Butcher Wang speak up!"

The second grandpa thought for a while, and then said: "The fortune teller, I guess the fortune teller has a way."

Only now did Shen Suanzi come down from the mountain out of breath: "You guys are running too fast, I can't keep up."

I hurriedly said: "God operator, come and see this living corpse, what exactly do you want to tell us?"

The fortune teller glanced at the living corpse in the coffin, and said, "Damn it, isn't this Wang Butcher? How did Wang Butcher become a living corpse?"

The mountain where Shen Suanzi lived was very close to Wang Butcher's home, and Wang Butcher was considered a celebrity, so it was no exaggeration for Shen Suanzi to know him.

I said: "I don't have time to explain so much to you, please help us to see what the butcher Wang is going to tell us..."

The fortune teller nodded, and put one hand on Wang Butcher's forehead, while the other hand tossed back and forth, as if he was deducing and calculating something.

With the deduction of the magic operator, I found that his face became more and more strange, and in the end, it was completely dark.

I knew there must be a situation, so I looked at the fortune teller nervously.

"God's fortune teller, what is the living corpse trying to tell us?"

(End of this chapter)