pick up the pussy

Chapter 233 Ghost Husband

I nodded.

Uncle Xiaoya begged bitterly: "You are capable, you must have a way, right? My second sister has a hard life. She lost her husband and son at a young age. Later, she became insane and talked nonsense. It's like this. If you don't look good, you will really be unable to take care of yourself in the future, and you have no children, so you are waiting for death?"

I hesitated, but finally agreed.

To be honest, I now subconsciously feel that ordinary demons and ghosts are not my opponents at all.But I don't want to show off my skills, lest more enemies come to me, it will be difficult to keep a low profile...

But seeing Uncle Xiaoya begging so hard, I couldn't refuse, so I had to agree.Let them find a big willow tree, dig a hole under the big willow tree, pour a bottle of white wine and a catty of salt into the hole, and wipe their eyes with the soaked water.

This is a folk method to open the yin and yang eyes, and I don't know if it will work or not.But now that things have come to this point, the dead horse can only be treated as a living horse doctor.

The rest of the people were also going to wipe their eyes, but I was worried that they would lose control when they saw the dirty things, so I stopped them.

And when I approached the old lady, I was horrified to find that there were two black figures on the back of the old lady out of thin air!
One old and one young are lying on the back of the old lady and sneering at me at the moment.

The old one rode on the old lady's neck, while the young one kept beating the old lady's back.No wonder the old lady had difficulty walking and her back was bent. It turned out that there was something pressing her down!

I said: "Old lady, there are dirty things pestering you, one old and one young."

The scene suddenly exploded: "What, dirty thing? What dirty thing?"

After listening to my words, the old lady seemed to be in a fit of epilepsy, making a gurgling sound from her mouth, and then suddenly spit out a mouthful of white foam.

When he spoke again, it became the voice of an old man: "Stinky boy, don't meddle in your own business."

"Brother-in-law, second brother-in-law, you...why haven't you left yet?" Uncle Xiaoya was shocked when he heard this voice, and knelt down for the other party with a plop.

"Let's go? Where am I going?" The old man said in a rough voice, "When I'm down there, who will cook for me? Hmph, if this old lady doesn't leave, I won't go either."

"This thing is the old lady's man?" I looked at Xiaoya and asked.

Xiaoya's expression was ignorant, it seems that she probably doesn't know this person.

And Xiaoya's mother nodded tremblingly. It seems that the strange voice of the old lady really frightened her: "Yes, absolutely yes... This voice is the voice of Second Sister's wife, he... he Why haven't you left yet?"

I said, "Don't worry, I'm here."

"Brother-in-law, it's enough for you to torture my sister during your lifetime, you should go down quickly! Reincarnate as a human being, and become a rich and noble son in your next life, so that someone will serve you."

"Hmph, don't fool me. Even if I go to hell, I have to go to the eighteenth floor of hell, and I will never be reincarnated." The old man's voice seemed to be soaked in ice water, and people who heard it were horrified.

"Impossible, brother-in-law. You are just doing harm to your neighbors. There is no major crime. How could you not be reincarnated?" Uncle Xiaoya said.

The old lady's throat choked, and the old man's voice grinned again and said, "Because I killed someone!"

"Killing...killing someone won't make you go to the eighteenth floor of hell."

"What if I say that what I killed was my own son?" The old man's voice seemed to be floating, sometimes on the left and sometimes on the right.

The scene suddenly became quiet, and Uncle Xiaoya gritted his teeth: "You said...your child didn't die in a car accident, but was killed by you?"

"That's right." The old man smiled secretly, "I ran out of money to play mahjong, so I bought insurance for my son, then tricked him into the road, and asked the big bull in the neighboring village to run him over to death with three rounds. We paid half of the compensation. In the end, this old lady found out, crying, and poured pesticide on me while I was sleeping..."

After hearing this, I was shocked for a while. I never expected that there would be such a heartless guy in the countryside.As the saying goes, the poison of a tiger does not eat its offspring, but this old man reminded me of an idiom: beasts are inferior.

Everyone present was also extremely angry, staring at the old lady one after another.

"Get out of here, you don't need to meddle in this matter. I will keep pestering this prodigal bitch until I die. Hmph, even if she does something wrong, I won't let her go!" the old man said. The voice, said hysterically.

Uncle Xiaoya knew that it was useless to beg the old man, so he turned his head and begged me: "My child, please save my second sister! You have also seen that if you don't save her life, she will die."

I nodded, and pointed at the old lady expressionlessly: "Get out, or you will be blown away."

"Brat, how many catties are you? Huh, I'm a ghost anyway, and ordinary gods can't do anything to me."

"Then don't blame me for being rude to you!" I took a deep breath.

"Hahaha……"

"Get out!" I suddenly roared at the old lady, and the old man's wild laughter stopped suddenly, and the old lady's body softened, and she collapsed to the ground with a thud.

Then I clearly saw a translucent grimace jumping out of the old lady's body, torn apart in mid-air.

Until the last moment, that grimace was still looking at me unwillingly.

And the moment I yelled, I immediately grabbed the child's soul with my hands soaked in salt water, and threw it aside, and it finally survived.

I looked at the child's soul and said, "I'll send you to reincarnation!"

The child was terrified. Although he was a bit hostile, he died unexpectedly.However, seeing that the 'enemy' who hurt him has been dissipated, and most of the hostility has dissipated, he nodded in fear.

I put the child's soul in the wick of a kerosene lamp, and said to Uncle Xiaoya: "After twelve o'clock tonight, tie a boat and put this kerosene lamp in the river, and its soul will Follow the light..."

Uncle Xiaoya nodded repeatedly, and took the kerosene lamp respectfully.

Boss Kim!

At this moment, another noun came to my mind.

It is said that when the golden boss roars, his sharp golden aura can disperse the soul.

Unexpectedly, the current me also has the skill of Boss Jin, and the yang energy is so strong that a single voice can knock out the ghosts of ghosts.

"Second sister, second sister..." Uncle Xiaoya ran up in a hurry and helped the old lady up.After the old lady stood up, she became much more energetic. She was unsteady before, but now her waist is straightened and her breath is smooth.

Compared with the old and dying man before, he was a completely different person.

Uncle Xiaoya thanked me repeatedly.

When he told his second sister the ins and outs of the whole incident, the old lady insisted on kowtow to me.I waved my hand and said forget it, I want to sleep.

After yelling just now, I felt a strong tiredness, maybe it was because my Yang Qi was consumed too much?
Uncle Xiaoya gave me 100 yuan, but I didn't accept it.In the end, he was really stubborn but couldn't handle Uncle Xiaoya's enthusiasm, so he took a symbolic ten yuan and gave it all to Xiaoya's mother.

After this sleep, I fell asleep directly until dawn, and when I got up from the bed, I was a little hungry and flustered.I thought to myself what happened to my stomach, I was so unbelievable, didn't I eat enough last night?
I put on my clothes and went out, but I heard commotion in the hall.When I turned my head, I found that the hall was full of people, most of them were old people, and there were some young people.

Seeing me coming out, Xiaoya explained to me in a hurry: "Oh, the village party secretary and the others are really serious. They are like a radio station. They probably publicized your healing and exorcism last night. They They are all here to see the doctor, and there are a few relatives, so it’s not good if you don’t look at it..."

I frowned, this is really troublesome.I don't know how to see a doctor at all, and making such a big commotion all at once will definitely attract the attention of interested people.

Xiaoya said: "They are all from the folks in the village. When they come, it's not good not to look at them. Or you can use those magic handkerchiefs and let them each take a sip!"

I also don't want to embarrass Xiaoya, I know that if I leave now, Xiaoya will probably be very troublesome, and may even make her betray her.This will undoubtedly make this already difficult family worse.

I said to Xiaoya: "Xiaoya, otherwise, I really can't stay here much longer. I have many enemies, and they will find out about me. Is it okay to see a doctor today?"

Xiaoya nodded: "Well, no problem, I wanted you to sneak away just now. But since you have come out and been seen by them, I am too embarrassed to refuse, because you are all relatives."

I nodded in agreement.This is the case in the countryside. It is normal for seven aunts and eight aunts to have more than a dozen relatives.

After I walked up, everyone immediately praised me, not saying that if I want to look good, if I want to be capable, they should praise Xiaoya for being lucky enough to find such a cheap uncle.

I just laughed it off, the old women in the countryside chew their tongues, if they care too much, they will really become crazy.

I see them with a handkerchief.Of course, some skin trauma, I directly refused, because this handkerchief is useless to the trauma.

After curing two coughing patients, I became sacred in the hearts of these rural people. I found that there were still many little girls who secretly looked at me and even talked to me deliberately.

I just smiled speechlessly, I was destined not to stay here, so how could I have an affair with these little girls?

Besides, they are not as good-looking as Xiaoya, so I would rather choose Xiaoya.

I didn't take a break all day long, and saw about 30 patients, and the effect of my handkerchief became worse and worse.

I feel a little regretful about being brave, this handkerchief was originally used to save lives, but now it has been wasted.I thought to myself that if I meet the old Polygonum multiflorum next time, I must let the old Polygonum multiflorum wipe off my sweat again, and it will definitely be effective again.

Of course, among the people I saw, there were also one or two who were bewitched by evil spirits, so I yelled back.

I guess I'm already famous by now, right?
Of course, these rural people also gave me a lot of money.

After all, the medical conditions in rural areas are generally poor, and it is impossible to buy a thousand dollars to cure a disease.The lesser ones gave ten yuan and 20 yuan, and the few rich ones gave hundreds of them on the spot.

I gave all the money to Xiaoya's mother, and Xiaoya's mother made some delicious dishes for me in the evening, and the village party secretary and Xiaoya's second uncle came to accompany me.

That night, I told them about my plan to leave at night.

After speaking, they were all silent.

(End of this chapter)