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Chapter 235 Luban Ruler

And it wasn't until this moment that I realized that the fat old man had long since disappeared, and there was only one piece of clothing left on the scene, which was placed on a wooden shelf.

Just now I have been fighting with those wooden dogs. Although I am also wary of the fat old man leaving, it is really hard to be distracted. I just glance at it occasionally to make sure that the other person is still there.

The fat old man must have realized something was wrong, so he took advantage of my inattention and secretly replaced his real body with clothes...

After thinking of this, I instantly rushed up with fury, and was about to smash the wooden frame with one kick, but with this kick, the wooden frame burst like a bomb, and the wood flew around.

I was not on guard, a few pieces of wood hit my chest heavily, and my body was knocked back several steps by the violent wood.

Damn, I didn't expect this thing to be so powerful.I felt a severe pain in my chest, burning hot, as if a spoonful of chili oil had been smeared on the wound.

I took a deep breath and tried to get up from the ground.Although the pain in my chest was endless, it didn't have much effect on my physical movements.

I said to the village party secretary: "Secretary, these people won't make much of a fortune! Tie them up, and I'll go and chase the fat old man back. Auntie, please take care of Xiaoya. It's best to find a doctor to help her!" Let her see."

After speaking, I chased him out without hesitation.

Although I really want to see Xiaoya and heal her injuries, but I know that if I don't chase after the fat old man, I might not be able to catch up.

Once the fat old man is allowed to escape, the villagers will surely suffer another disaster when he moves in to rescue soldiers.

I can't just stay here and protect them all the time, can I?
With the moon high and the wind clear, I climbed onto a dirt hill, and with my sharp eyesight, I immediately caught a black shadow fleeing east.

Needless to say, this black shadow must be the fat old man.The fat old man seemed to be riding on something similar to a horse, and ran forward.

The sound of this thing stepping on the ground was clearly the same as that of the previous group of pursuers.

I immediately jumped off the dirt hill and rushed towards the figure in front of me.

I think my current technique of walking locust trees is even stronger and faster than before.In just ten minutes or so, he was already close to that black shadow.

"Hmph, old man, hurry up and stop for me, or I will catch you and tear you to pieces!" I yelled while chasing after me.

The fat old man turned his head to look at me, and suddenly he looked panicked: "Ah, you...how did you catch up? Run, run."

After speaking, he took out a few pieces of wooden sticks from his bosom, and inserted them in the place where the Trojan Horse's throat crossed its front thighs. Once inserted in this way, the Trojan Horse's speed suddenly increased a lot.

Go to your uncle.

At this moment, I'm exhausted and out of breath. After all, I've been chasing after him for more than ten minutes, which is already my limit.

There was really no other way, so I had no choice but to cast the flame knife again.

A blade of light shot upwards, and unexpectedly hit the wooden horse's buttocks impartially. Immediately, the wooden horse's two hind legs broke apart, and at the same time, the wooden horse staggered and fell to the ground, burning blazingly.

But I walked up with a sneer on my face and scolded: "Old man, do you really think I can't do anything about you?"

The fat old man immediately knelt down and begged for mercy: "Forgive me, forgive me, it's because I don't know Mount Tai. I didn't expect...I didn't expect that thing Yinpai had already awakened."

I kicked the fat old man to the ground: "Old thing, I hate the bastard who threatens the people the most! You fell into my hands today, and I won't let you see the methods of Yinpai. You don't even know Hua'er Why is it so red?"

"I know I'm wrong, I know I'm wrong." The fat old man immediately begged bitterly: "Brother, please forgive me, please forgive me."

While talking, he crawled towards me on his knees, hugged my thigh and shook it vigorously.

Without hesitation, I kicked the fat old man to the ground again.

But what I didn't expect was that the moment I kicked the fat old man, the fat old man pulled out a wooden thorn from his sleeve with a loud noise, and at the same time stabbed vigorously towards my thigh.

I was unprepared, and was actually stabbed by the fat old man.

"Ah!" I let out a scream, and suddenly felt that my thighs were weak, and I couldn't even stand upright. I stumbled and fell to the ground: "You...you fucking trick?"

"As the saying goes, soldiers never tire of cheating." The fat old man laughed.

My thigh was stabbed by a wooden splinter, and I felt a little numbness in my muscles. This feeling of numbness even spread to my brain, and I felt that the whole world was shaking.

No, the wood thorn must be poisonous!

I immediately took out my handkerchief, put it on my nose and sniffed vigorously.

Although my consciousness is gradually blurring, I can barely maintain the last sliver of reason. Even so, I beat the fat old man several times.

It seems that the fat old man's fighting power is not very strong?I feel relieved, now I feel that under the action of the handkerchief, the anesthesia is getting thinner and thinner.Then I pulled out the wooden splinter vigorously, and the severe pain made my consciousness clear again.

The fat old man knew there was nothing he could do with me, so he gave me a hard look, then hurriedly turned and ran away.How can I let this old thing go?Gritting his teeth hard, he stood up and chased after him.

However, my speed is not very fast, after all, my consciousness is not fully awake yet.In addition, I was very tired from performing the technique of walking locust trees before.

The fat old man walked unhappily. After all, what Lu Banmen is best at is actually using props made of wood, and they don't pay much attention to their own cultivation.

My physical strength is gradually accumulating, my speed is gradually increasing, and the distance between us is getting shorter and shorter...

In the end, the fat old man was too tired to run anymore. He happened to see a big tree not far away, so he ran up in a hurry, pulled out a black ruler from behind, and smashed it hard on the big tree with the ruler.

I suspect that the fat old man used a magic trick, and the seemingly insignificant ruler cut down the big dry tree.Then the fat old man used a ruler to cut down on the big tree a few more times, and after cutting out a few pieces of wood, he built a simple frame with the wood, like a headless horse.

The strange thing is that wherever the fat old man's ruler touches, the wood seems to be nailed, very firm.

Then the fat old man stepped up without hesitation, and kept beating the 'horse''s front hooves with a ruler, only to see that wooden lump moved slowly!

At first, it was just moving slowly, but later, as the fat old man spat out a mouthful of blood, the frequency of beating with the ruler in his hand increased, and the speed of the wooden bump increased a lot.

After a short while, the lump of wood gradually disappeared from my sight.

There was a burst of despair in my heart, because I was concerned about the safety of the villagers, so I was still going to turn back.

But just as I turned around, I suddenly realized that the fat old man had stopped.

There was a burst of excitement in my heart, and I hurriedly chased after him.And after I caught up, I realized that the fat old man was lying on the ground at the moment, sticking out his fat buttocks, as if he was looking for something.

"What the hell are you looking for?" This old thing is so strange that he stayed here looking for things without fear of death, and when he saw me catching up, he didn't make any movement of running away.

"Fucking strange." Hearing the fat old man's voice, he seemed to be about to cry: "The ruler was obviously dropped here just now, why is it gone?"

Without a ruler, the fat old man couldn't drive the wooden horse.But it's just a ruler, why care so much?Isn't it over if you run away by yourself?

I rushed up, ready to subdue the fat old man.

But before I could make a move, the fat old man knelt down for me with a thud: "Help me find the ruler, and if I find the ruler, I will let you slaughter me..."

I was worried that the old thing was causing trouble, so I tied the old thing without hesitation, and looked at him with a sneer: "Isn't it just a ruler, so you don't even want your life?"

The fat old man actually cried out: "Woo, it's worth it, it's worth it, this ruler is much more important than my life."

I asked, "Is this ruler still a treasure?"

"Absolute treasure." The fat old man said, "This is the ruler used by our patriarch, Gong Shuban, that is, Lu Ban. Do you think it is a treasure?"

"Nonsense, isn't it!" I scolded: "Lu Ban had a ruler back then? You are fooling me for a fool."

The fat old man said anxiously: "This is how the ancestors spread the word from generation to generation. I don't know if there is such a thing. You can find it for me quickly."

"Find a fart!" I cursed: "Go back with me first, and show Xiaoya to me."

After finishing speaking, I picked up the fat old man and prepared to go back to the village.

The fat old man hurriedly shouted: "No, no, I can't do anything without the Luban ruler. All my spells are in the Luban ruler."

"Stop fucking nonsense!" I cursed: "The guys who chased me before have probably returned, let's go back quickly, I have to save people."

"I can't do anything without the Luban ruler, really." The fat old man was still pleading.

I was a little annoyed when he called me, so I just knocked him out with a punch, my ears became quiet, and my speed really improved a lot.

Fortunately, when I returned to the village, those Lubanmen disciples hadn't turned back yet, so I was finally relieved.I threw the old thing on the ground, and he woke up from the pain. I walked up to Xiaoya and looked at Xiaoya's sleeping figure, feeling sore in my heart.

It's all my fault, I caused Xiaoya to become like this, damn it, I blamed myself in my heart.

The villagers have almost regained their senses, and the village party secretary asked me in a low voice: "Who are those people before? How can they make the wood move?"

I don't want them to know about the existence of Lubanmen, because the more they know, the more dangerous they are. I only said one high-tech.

Fortunately, the village party secretary and the others are uneducated and believe them.

And at this moment, I noticed that Xiaoya seemed to be holding a ruler in her hand, looking closely, isn't that the old man's ruler?
I couldn't help but look at Xiaoya's mother in wonder: "Auntie, where did you get this ruler?"

(End of this chapter)