pick up the pussy

Chapter 237

"I don't know." I shook my head.

"That's because the Yuhuamen and the Zombie Gate have teamed up." The fat old man said: "Although the Yuhuamen seems to be greatly reduced in strength, I don't know what's going on. They all stand up for the Yuhuamen. If these two sects join forces, other sects will naturally not dare to act rashly against the Yuhuamen..."

"So what?" I said, "Xiao Lingxian and I are friends."

"Ha!" said the fat old man, "Don't forget, you pissed in the mouth of the patriarch of the corpse gate, and now you are a man of the hour, the human immortal gate will help you? You probably don't know that the corpse gate How much do the disciples of the sect hate you? I can’t even describe the hatred.”

I remember that I did urinate in the mouth of the ancestor of the Zombie Sect. Now that I think about it, I regret it. I should have chopped off that zombie's head and kicked it as a ball.

"Is it okay, I have to try it." I asked, "You have no other choice?"

The fat old man shook his head: "No more."

"Okay, I'll go to Yuhuamen right away." I said something to Xiaoya's mother, and Xiaoya's mother nodded in agreement. I picked up Xiaoya and glared at the fat old man: "Why are you still standing there?"

The fat old man was dumbfounded: "What, I want to go too?"

"Stop fucking nonsense, what if you don't go?"

The fat old man immediately waved his hand: "No, no, I won't go, I won't go, if I go, they will definitely beat me to death."

"You deserve to be killed. If you don't go, I will kill you right now!"

Under my coercion and intimidation, the fat old man finally agreed, but he begged me for mercy along the way: "Boy, I can go with you, but you have to promise me one condition."

I asked, "What conditions?"

"It's very simple, can I wear a mask, and then I won't speak at that time." The fat old man said, "I won't lie to you, if I go like this, I will definitely be killed by someone..."

I said coldly: "Don't do anything wrong, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. Tell me, why did they kill you?"

The fat old man smiled embarrassedly: "It's nothing, it's just that I was a little flirtatious when I was young, and I owed a lot of debts. There are some debts in the Yuhuamen, I don't want to let people collect it now."

I rolled my eyes at the fat old man. I never imagined that such a wretched fat old man would like to hook up with little girls when he was young.

I said: "Okay, but if you dare to betray me, I will take off your mask on the spot, and then there will be revenge and revenge..."

The fat old man nodded again and again: "Don't worry about this, don't worry about this."

We passed a market, and the fat old man bought two sauced chicken legs and a mask.

There are so many birthday stars who don't choose the mask, but the fat old man chose a big-headed Buddha mask, which made this short, chubby old thing look very strange.

As soon as the old man put on the mask, he suddenly turned around, dragged me and ran back at the same time: "Boy, I will send you to Yuhuamen safely, can you return the Luban ruler to me?"

I said yes!
"Well, let me tell you now, we can't pass through here. The people who drove the corpse door probably heard the news of you coming out, and they are looking for you on this street. This is a big trouble."

I asked, "Then what shall we do?"

"What else can I do?" The fat old man said, "Detour."

"Kill them." I said, "Xiaoya doesn't have much time to waste."

In fact, after I said this sentence, I was also shocked. I didn't expect that I have become so cruel and merciless now, treating human life like nothing, killing two people is just like playing.

The fat old man hurriedly said: "No, no, the people who drove the corpse door must have worked hard to find you. If they don't kill you, they will always carry the smell of your urine on their heads. So there must be an ambush around here." There are quite a few disciples of the Zombie Sect, if you reveal your identity, it is only natural that you will be besieged by the Zombie Sect, and you will waste even more time then."

I thought about it, and it was right, so I followed the fat old man back.

However, I was carrying a person on my back, and the fat old man was wearing a mask, which was still too 'eye-catching' on this street. At the end, someone who was driving the corpse door shouted: "Stop!"

I didn't stop and kept going.

"Those three in front, stop for me." Seeing that I refused to stop, the voice became thicker.Speed ​​up to catch up, and grabbed my shoulder: "You brat, you don't have ears, do you?"

I just stopped, the fat old man hurriedly turned around, and tried hard to persuade: "Brother, this is my son, my son has something on his head, old man, I am a little deaf, I really didn't hear it just now."

"Old man, don't play tricks." The tall man cursed: "Take off your mask and pretend to be a big-headed Buddha."

The fat old man sighed: "The old man has dermatitis, and the skin on his face is festered. I...I'm afraid I'll scare you by taking it off. This dermatitis can still be contagious... Cough cough, cough cough!"

The big tall man slapped the fat old man to the ground: "Brothers, come here, these people are very suspicious. Old man, with your little IQ, you still want to lie to me? Cut it, don't take a pee!" Look in the mirror."

As soon as I finished speaking, several strong men rushed up and surrounded us. I saw this posture and knew that this battle was inevitable.

I glanced at the fat old man, and the fat old man was slapped enough by this slap.People from the corpse gate are good at messing with corpses, and they must have many secret methods to enhance their abilities, so their strength is still quite strong.

The fat old man stood up slowly, and his voice changed: "My dear uncle, if you don't show me how powerful you are, you really think I have no skills? Silly son, why are you still standing there?"

I knew that the fat old man asked me to do it, I couldn't hold back any longer, turned around immediately, and punched the tall one without hesitation.

poof...

The tall one was knocked to the ground by me, and the disciples of the Exorcist Sect who were slowly gathering here almost immediately judged that I was probably the person they were looking for, so they immediately sped up their speed.

I sneered and said, "Fat old man, follow me."

The fat old man knew how powerful I was, so he boldly followed behind me: "Quick battle, damn it, these grandchildren are too abominable."

I nodded and walked towards them swaggeringly.There were fights and fights here, and the crowd going to the market was like a dark cloud, and quickly surrounded us.

The group of people rushed to me, and I also dealt with it with three punches and two punches.They are just the lowest-level disciples of the Exorcism Sect, so they don't have any great skills at all.

Because of the disparity in strength, they knew that they were not my opponent at all, so one of the subordinates immediately shouted: "Hurry up and inform Mr. Yu!"

I didn't know who the old man they were talking about was, but I didn't have time to ask, so I dragged the fat old man in a hurry, used the technique of walking away, and escaped.

It wasn't until I ran to a place where no one was there that I finally breathed a sigh of relief.But the fat old man had a pale face: "It's over, it's over, don't run away, you won't be able to escape anymore..."

I asked, "Why?"

"They went to call Yu Lao, once Yu Lao appears, we will surely die." The fat old man looked desperate.

"What kind of thing is this old man?" I sneered and said, "Is it very powerful?"

Now I am convinced of my own strength, probably because I have never met an opponent, so I have begun to expand my ego.

"Yu Wenbo, you're amazing." The fat old man said, "Let me tell you this! You have to listen to that Yu Wenbo for all the nonsense."

Yu Wenbo?Wait, I seem to remember the existence of this Yu Wenbo.

Wasn't that wretched old man Yu Wenbo who accompanied Little Fairy to wait for me in the ghost market back then?At that time, he asked me about Taoist Ma. I suspected that he was an enemy of Taoist Ma, so I didn't tell him. In the end, the old Polygonum multiflorum jumped out and forced Yu Wenbo to leave.

Yu Wenbo is back again?I felt a little panicked again.

He is indeed so powerful that I was almost powerless to fight back in the ghost market.

and after?What happened next?How can this old thing order heresy?
Why have I never heard of it before, and there are still people who can lead the heresy?

Didn't it mean that the black hand behind the evil sect is Xitian?
I asked the fat old man, "How did Yu Wenbo make all the outsiders obey his orders?"

The fat old man sighed: "Oh! This old thing jumped out of nowhere, and went to the site of the heretics to make trouble, and finally stirred up the outposts into a pool of muddy water. This old thing gathered all the outposts All the leaders of the Eight Ways held a mysterious meeting together, and they don’t know what was said at the meeting, and after that, the people from the Eight Ways all listened to him..."

"Such a powerful pervert, can you beat it? Young people, don't be overconfident. Let's go. I think we'd better find a place to hide. This matter is not easy to deal with." The fat old man persuaded.

This damn Yu Wenbo, I cursed in my heart, what is the purpose of trying so hard to find Daoist Ma?Forget it, don't care about these things, it's better to leave first.

I still don't know who is better between me and Yu Wenbo, so I don't plan to fight Yu Wenbo head-on, I don't have time to waste on him.

However, this is the site of the corpse gate, and there are people from the corpse gate everywhere. It is really difficult to find a place to hide.

I am not familiar with this place at all, so I had to ask the fat old man.

The fat old man thought for a while, and finally said: "There is a half-moon bridge in front, and there is a hole under the bridge. Let's hide in the hole until night, so it won't be easy to be found at night."

I nodded: "Okay, let's go to Banyue Bridge!"

(End of this chapter)