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Chapter 240 Angrily Stepping on the Feathering Gate
Chapter 240 Angrily Stepping on the Feathering Gate
As soon as I stood up, Aunt Wang immediately noticed this side. After seeing me, Aunt Wang suddenly sneered: "You bastard, you are really here. It seems that you really don't cry when you see the coffin! Somebody, go and inform Yu Boss, just say that this stinky boy has come to our Yuhuamen, so he must break the boy's two legs."
"Old Yu?" I wanted to laugh several times when I heard Aunt Wang speak so righteously.
"Yes, Mr. Yu." Aunt Wang said triumphantly, "Do you think you came to Yuhuamen, who told us? It was Mr. Yu who sent the message to us. Hmph, I know that these young people are not your opponents." , but as soon as Mr. Yu gets out, you will immediately become a good grandson."
"Is Mr. Yu very good?" I'm purely watching Aunt Wang's jokes right now, and I really want to see how wonderful Aunt Wang's expression will be when she finds out that Yu Wenbo has been beaten into a vegetable.
"Let me tell you this! Among all the sects, apart from those ancestors who retreated, there is really no one more powerful than Yu Lao." Aunt Wang said triumphantly.
"It's a fucking dog." I really couldn't understand Aunt Wang's hateful face, so I simply shouted: "Okay, don't hide in it, come out!"
As soon as I said that, the fortune teller in prison uniform dragged Xiaoya out.
When Aunt Wang saw the fortune teller, she was obviously stunned: "Didn't you be taken away by Mr. Yu?"
The fortune teller wiped his nose and spit at Aunt Wang: "Old lady, just wait, I'll show you later."
Then the fat old man came out slowly.
"Elder Bai of Lubanmen, why don't you follow..." Aunt Wang's eyes widened immediately.
The fat old man sighed at Aunt Wang, and then dragged out Yu Wenbo who was beaten into a vegetable state: "Aunt Wang, you really shouldn't have been embarrassed just now."
When Aunt Wang saw Yu Wenbo lying there limply without any movement, she knew that the situation was bad.Shouted: "Quickly retreat, quickly go!"
After that, Aunt Wang took the lead and ran wildly.
want to run?Hmph, it's not that easy.
As soon as I gritted my teeth, I used the technique of spreading locust trees and chased after him.Aunt Wang also took out a large folded white paper from her pocket, and with a strong shake, the folded paper unfolded and turned into a human shape.
Then Aunt Wang blew on the white paper, and the paper seemed to come alive immediately. Aunt Wang jumped on top of the paper, and the paper figurine started to run with Aunt Wang on its back.
However, no matter how fast Aunt Wang is, she can't be as fast as me. After all, Aunt Wang and I are no longer on the same level.
And now there is a lot of snow on the ground, and a lot of it has melted into water, sticking to the paper figurine, and the speed of the paper figurine will drop by one point.
I easily chased after it, and Aunt Wang was riding on the back of the paper figurine, tremblingly saying: "I... I am the godmother of Xiaolingxian..."
boom!
I knocked Aunt Wang to the ground with one punch, and said with a sneer, "I'll do the same to her own mother."
Aunt Wang was knocked unconscious by my punch. She squirmed on the ground for a few times, and then stopped struggling. She just gasped heavily. She knew that she was really helpless.
Shen Suanzi and the others also hurried over, seeing the subdued Aunt Wang, the happiest thing was naturally Shen Suanzi.
The fortune teller walked up to Aunt Wang arrogantly, and said coldly, "Aunt Wang, why did you run just now? You are a guilty conscience."
"You...I don't know what you're talking about." Aunt Wang's mouth was very hard.
"I don't know what I'm talking about? Fuck your mother, Lao Tzu and Mu Lao Er were locked up in the detention center. How dare you say that it has nothing to do with you?" Shen Suanzi glared at him furiously.
Aunt Wang sneered: "You were imprisoned because you committed a crime. What does it have to do with me as an old lady?"
"It seems that you really don't cry when you don't see the coffin." The fortune teller cursed, then went straight forward, and kicked Aunt Wang's stomach hard: "You have played with the feelings of the second child for so many years, and in the end you still put the coffin on the coffin." He threw him into the detention center, did he really think that he did it without anyone noticing? The second child has already investigated it clearly, you cruel and merciless bitch, if I don’t show you some seriousness today, I can't stand the second child."
"Hmph, a fortune teller dares to be arrogant in front of my old lady." Aunt Wang said sarcastically, "I would like to see what you are capable of."
"What's the ability, hmph, I'm capable enough to blow you to pieces." After finishing speaking, the fortune teller rubbed it, and took out a second kicker from his arms, lit it, and threw it on the ground without hesitation. On Aunt Wang's body.
Aunt Wang's face turned pale from the fright, and she cursed, "God's fortune teller, you bastard, how dare you cheat..."
boom!
Before Aunt Wang could hide away, the second kick exploded. A hole was left in Aunt Wang's clothes, and her skin was only slightly blackened, so it was not a serious problem.
Because the distance from the explosion of the second kicker is a bit far.
The magic operator didn't give Aunt Wang any time to react, so he threw a second kicker on it again. This time the second kicker landed on Aunt Wang's body and exploded immediately, tearing off a layer of skin on Aunt Wang's arm.
Ah!
Aunt Wang screamed unceasingly, but the fortune teller still did not intend to let Aunt Wang go, and threw another kicker, this time next to his buttocks.After a scream, Aunt Wang's buttocks also had a wound.
The fortune teller was about to throw two kicks, but I stopped him: "Go with the fortune teller, if she is blown to death, the situation is not good. She will still be useful later, let's go in first Bar!"
Shen Suanzi nodded, and couldn't help cursing: "Damn, I hate those who look down on me the most. If a tiger doesn't show its power, it really treats me like a sick cat."
With the four old fellows, I headed for the Yuhua Gate.I think if I had to give the team a name, it would be the Old Four.
Soon, we came to the gate of Yuhuamen.
The group of people had already come back to report the news, so there were many people waiting at the door, and even Xiao Lingxian was waiting at the door...
It's just that the lively little girl who seemed to have taken a stimulant in the past has become a lot more melancholy now, and her eyes are full of faint sadness.I clearly found that when she saw me, there was a hint of surprise in her eyes.
However, when she saw Aunt Wang's skin was torn apart, her previous fierce look came up again.
"Wu Daqiang, you bastard!" Xiao Lingxian walked up angrily, looked at Aunt Wang who was howling, and said, "You hurt Aunt Wang like this?"
The fortune teller smiled and said, "Aunt Wang played firecrackers by herself and hurt herself, it's none of our business."
"None of your business?" Xiao Lingxian scolded, "Aunt Wang, tell me."
Aunt Wang pointed to the fortune teller, and the fortune teller threw Aunt Wang to the ground in anger: "Old lady, I saved you with good intentions, so why are you slandering me like this? I am getting more and more confused as I get older."
Aunt Wang was thrown directly, and immediately moaned in pain.If this was in the past, Little Fairy would definitely turn into a shrew, jumping up and cursing the streets.
But today I don't know what's going on, I actually suppressed the anger in my chest, I just greeted the disciples of the Yuhuamen, and said: "What are you doing in a daze, save people quickly."
Aunt Wang was carried away. I looked at Little Fairy, and a lot of interesting stories about Little Fairy came to my mind.Only then did I realize to my astonishment that although Xiao Lingxian is a bit grumpy, she has to say that she is quite kind-hearted and full of a sense of justice, and seems to have a little bit of ambiguity towards me.
"I knew you would not die so easily." Xiao Lingxian said, "Is it possible that you have caused my mother to die so easily?"
I was stunned at once, what are you kidding, why did I make her mother like this?
Before the shocking change in Yuhuamen, I had an alibi, and Xiaolingxian could prove it to me.
I said: "Don't spitting blood, I also said that my grandparents were killed by you."
Xiao Lingxian said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense. Let's go in first and I'll talk to you slowly."
After speaking, Xiao Lingxian led me into the Yuhua Gate.
While walking, Xiao Lingxian asked me: "Why, your taste has changed now? You never lacked beauties before, why are you now three old men?"
I felt a chill down my back when I heard this, and didn't answer her.I thought that if she was jealous like this, this girl would never be able to marry for the rest of her life.
Xiao Lingxian asked the three old men and Xiaoya to wait in the hall, while she led me into a luxurious bedroom.
"Tell me, what happened to your mother?" I asked in a low voice.
"Don't talk." Xiao Lingxian said, "Don't disturb my mother's rest."
"If you don't wake your mother up, aren't you afraid that your mother will fall asleep?" I said.
Little Fairy had the urge to go berserk.
"Your mother just fell asleep."
In the bedroom, I saw the yellow-faced woman.The yellow-faced woman was more emaciated than before, her skin was even yellower, she was lying motionless on the bed with her eyes closed, even when we approached, she couldn't wake her up.
Xiao Lingxian whispered: "My mother has been lying on this bed for nearly two years, hey."
"Two years?" I was stunned for a moment: "Your mother is a dead pig, she can sleep like this."
"Wu Daqiang, if you dare to insult my mother again, believe it or not, I will turn my back on you?" Xiao Lingxian said angrily.
I don't know what's going on, anyway, when I saw Huanglianpo, I was very irritable, and I wanted to say something to insult Huanglianpo.
"What's the matter with your mother?" I asked.
"My mother had heard about the bone girl a long time ago, and was going to Yinyang Island to look for the bone girl, but she didn't expect that a thunderbolt fell from the sky and hit my mother, and my mother fell to the ground unconscious. until now."
I said, "Five thunders every day? Is there really such a punishment as five thunders every day? It's amazing."
Xiao Lingxian grabbed a vase and threw it on me without any scruples, but it didn't cause me much harm.
(End of this chapter)
As soon as I stood up, Aunt Wang immediately noticed this side. After seeing me, Aunt Wang suddenly sneered: "You bastard, you are really here. It seems that you really don't cry when you see the coffin! Somebody, go and inform Yu Boss, just say that this stinky boy has come to our Yuhuamen, so he must break the boy's two legs."
"Old Yu?" I wanted to laugh several times when I heard Aunt Wang speak so righteously.
"Yes, Mr. Yu." Aunt Wang said triumphantly, "Do you think you came to Yuhuamen, who told us? It was Mr. Yu who sent the message to us. Hmph, I know that these young people are not your opponents." , but as soon as Mr. Yu gets out, you will immediately become a good grandson."
"Is Mr. Yu very good?" I'm purely watching Aunt Wang's jokes right now, and I really want to see how wonderful Aunt Wang's expression will be when she finds out that Yu Wenbo has been beaten into a vegetable.
"Let me tell you this! Among all the sects, apart from those ancestors who retreated, there is really no one more powerful than Yu Lao." Aunt Wang said triumphantly.
"It's a fucking dog." I really couldn't understand Aunt Wang's hateful face, so I simply shouted: "Okay, don't hide in it, come out!"
As soon as I said that, the fortune teller in prison uniform dragged Xiaoya out.
When Aunt Wang saw the fortune teller, she was obviously stunned: "Didn't you be taken away by Mr. Yu?"
The fortune teller wiped his nose and spit at Aunt Wang: "Old lady, just wait, I'll show you later."
Then the fat old man came out slowly.
"Elder Bai of Lubanmen, why don't you follow..." Aunt Wang's eyes widened immediately.
The fat old man sighed at Aunt Wang, and then dragged out Yu Wenbo who was beaten into a vegetable state: "Aunt Wang, you really shouldn't have been embarrassed just now."
When Aunt Wang saw Yu Wenbo lying there limply without any movement, she knew that the situation was bad.Shouted: "Quickly retreat, quickly go!"
After that, Aunt Wang took the lead and ran wildly.
want to run?Hmph, it's not that easy.
As soon as I gritted my teeth, I used the technique of spreading locust trees and chased after him.Aunt Wang also took out a large folded white paper from her pocket, and with a strong shake, the folded paper unfolded and turned into a human shape.
Then Aunt Wang blew on the white paper, and the paper seemed to come alive immediately. Aunt Wang jumped on top of the paper, and the paper figurine started to run with Aunt Wang on its back.
However, no matter how fast Aunt Wang is, she can't be as fast as me. After all, Aunt Wang and I are no longer on the same level.
And now there is a lot of snow on the ground, and a lot of it has melted into water, sticking to the paper figurine, and the speed of the paper figurine will drop by one point.
I easily chased after it, and Aunt Wang was riding on the back of the paper figurine, tremblingly saying: "I... I am the godmother of Xiaolingxian..."
boom!
I knocked Aunt Wang to the ground with one punch, and said with a sneer, "I'll do the same to her own mother."
Aunt Wang was knocked unconscious by my punch. She squirmed on the ground for a few times, and then stopped struggling. She just gasped heavily. She knew that she was really helpless.
Shen Suanzi and the others also hurried over, seeing the subdued Aunt Wang, the happiest thing was naturally Shen Suanzi.
The fortune teller walked up to Aunt Wang arrogantly, and said coldly, "Aunt Wang, why did you run just now? You are a guilty conscience."
"You...I don't know what you're talking about." Aunt Wang's mouth was very hard.
"I don't know what I'm talking about? Fuck your mother, Lao Tzu and Mu Lao Er were locked up in the detention center. How dare you say that it has nothing to do with you?" Shen Suanzi glared at him furiously.
Aunt Wang sneered: "You were imprisoned because you committed a crime. What does it have to do with me as an old lady?"
"It seems that you really don't cry when you don't see the coffin." The fortune teller cursed, then went straight forward, and kicked Aunt Wang's stomach hard: "You have played with the feelings of the second child for so many years, and in the end you still put the coffin on the coffin." He threw him into the detention center, did he really think that he did it without anyone noticing? The second child has already investigated it clearly, you cruel and merciless bitch, if I don’t show you some seriousness today, I can't stand the second child."
"Hmph, a fortune teller dares to be arrogant in front of my old lady." Aunt Wang said sarcastically, "I would like to see what you are capable of."
"What's the ability, hmph, I'm capable enough to blow you to pieces." After finishing speaking, the fortune teller rubbed it, and took out a second kicker from his arms, lit it, and threw it on the ground without hesitation. On Aunt Wang's body.
Aunt Wang's face turned pale from the fright, and she cursed, "God's fortune teller, you bastard, how dare you cheat..."
boom!
Before Aunt Wang could hide away, the second kick exploded. A hole was left in Aunt Wang's clothes, and her skin was only slightly blackened, so it was not a serious problem.
Because the distance from the explosion of the second kicker is a bit far.
The magic operator didn't give Aunt Wang any time to react, so he threw a second kicker on it again. This time the second kicker landed on Aunt Wang's body and exploded immediately, tearing off a layer of skin on Aunt Wang's arm.
Ah!
Aunt Wang screamed unceasingly, but the fortune teller still did not intend to let Aunt Wang go, and threw another kicker, this time next to his buttocks.After a scream, Aunt Wang's buttocks also had a wound.
The fortune teller was about to throw two kicks, but I stopped him: "Go with the fortune teller, if she is blown to death, the situation is not good. She will still be useful later, let's go in first Bar!"
Shen Suanzi nodded, and couldn't help cursing: "Damn, I hate those who look down on me the most. If a tiger doesn't show its power, it really treats me like a sick cat."
With the four old fellows, I headed for the Yuhua Gate.I think if I had to give the team a name, it would be the Old Four.
Soon, we came to the gate of Yuhuamen.
The group of people had already come back to report the news, so there were many people waiting at the door, and even Xiao Lingxian was waiting at the door...
It's just that the lively little girl who seemed to have taken a stimulant in the past has become a lot more melancholy now, and her eyes are full of faint sadness.I clearly found that when she saw me, there was a hint of surprise in her eyes.
However, when she saw Aunt Wang's skin was torn apart, her previous fierce look came up again.
"Wu Daqiang, you bastard!" Xiao Lingxian walked up angrily, looked at Aunt Wang who was howling, and said, "You hurt Aunt Wang like this?"
The fortune teller smiled and said, "Aunt Wang played firecrackers by herself and hurt herself, it's none of our business."
"None of your business?" Xiao Lingxian scolded, "Aunt Wang, tell me."
Aunt Wang pointed to the fortune teller, and the fortune teller threw Aunt Wang to the ground in anger: "Old lady, I saved you with good intentions, so why are you slandering me like this? I am getting more and more confused as I get older."
Aunt Wang was thrown directly, and immediately moaned in pain.If this was in the past, Little Fairy would definitely turn into a shrew, jumping up and cursing the streets.
But today I don't know what's going on, I actually suppressed the anger in my chest, I just greeted the disciples of the Yuhuamen, and said: "What are you doing in a daze, save people quickly."
Aunt Wang was carried away. I looked at Little Fairy, and a lot of interesting stories about Little Fairy came to my mind.Only then did I realize to my astonishment that although Xiao Lingxian is a bit grumpy, she has to say that she is quite kind-hearted and full of a sense of justice, and seems to have a little bit of ambiguity towards me.
"I knew you would not die so easily." Xiao Lingxian said, "Is it possible that you have caused my mother to die so easily?"
I was stunned at once, what are you kidding, why did I make her mother like this?
Before the shocking change in Yuhuamen, I had an alibi, and Xiaolingxian could prove it to me.
I said: "Don't spitting blood, I also said that my grandparents were killed by you."
Xiao Lingxian said: "Okay, stop talking nonsense. Let's go in first and I'll talk to you slowly."
After speaking, Xiao Lingxian led me into the Yuhua Gate.
While walking, Xiao Lingxian asked me: "Why, your taste has changed now? You never lacked beauties before, why are you now three old men?"
I felt a chill down my back when I heard this, and didn't answer her.I thought that if she was jealous like this, this girl would never be able to marry for the rest of her life.
Xiao Lingxian asked the three old men and Xiaoya to wait in the hall, while she led me into a luxurious bedroom.
"Tell me, what happened to your mother?" I asked in a low voice.
"Don't talk." Xiao Lingxian said, "Don't disturb my mother's rest."
"If you don't wake your mother up, aren't you afraid that your mother will fall asleep?" I said.
Little Fairy had the urge to go berserk.
"Your mother just fell asleep."
In the bedroom, I saw the yellow-faced woman.The yellow-faced woman was more emaciated than before, her skin was even yellower, she was lying motionless on the bed with her eyes closed, even when we approached, she couldn't wake her up.
Xiao Lingxian whispered: "My mother has been lying on this bed for nearly two years, hey."
"Two years?" I was stunned for a moment: "Your mother is a dead pig, she can sleep like this."
"Wu Daqiang, if you dare to insult my mother again, believe it or not, I will turn my back on you?" Xiao Lingxian said angrily.
I don't know what's going on, anyway, when I saw Huanglianpo, I was very irritable, and I wanted to say something to insult Huanglianpo.
"What's the matter with your mother?" I asked.
"My mother had heard about the bone girl a long time ago, and was going to Yinyang Island to look for the bone girl, but she didn't expect that a thunderbolt fell from the sky and hit my mother, and my mother fell to the ground unconscious. until now."
I said, "Five thunders every day? Is there really such a punishment as five thunders every day? It's amazing."
Xiao Lingxian grabbed a vase and threw it on me without any scruples, but it didn't cause me much harm.
(End of this chapter)
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