pick up the pussy

Chapter 27 Ringtone, the one who saved me

As soon as I jumped up, Xiao Lingxian immediately screamed in fright, and quickly backed up.

I didn't expect Xiao Lingxian'er to be so powerful, she immediately backed away from my attack range, and at the same time kicked up and kicked me in the stomach.

I knew I had to fight hard. If I lost this one and only chance, the yin and yang scissors would definitely be taken away by Xiao Lingxian. That was something my grandma entrusted to me.

So I didn't care too much, I hugged Xiao Lingxian'er's thigh, and pushed it fiercely, Xiao Lingxian'er immediately fell to the ground, and I climbed onto Xiao Lingxian'er without saying a word.

Xiao Lingxian'er slapped me on the face: "You rascal, get out of here." At the same time, she kicked my stomach again, and I was kicked out by Xiaolingxian'er forcefully.

Damn, she is a shrew, at such a young age, I don't know where the strength came from, but she kicked me more than three meters away.Immediately, I felt cramps in my lower abdomen, as if my intestines had been kicked to pieces.

At this moment, the two disabled monsters also rushed up, holding a rope in each hand, and threw it at me.

I hurriedly rolled on the spot and avoided the rope.

But I didn't expect that Xiao Lingxian'er had already run up to me, stepped on my head with one foot, and hit my thigh with a punch, hitting two muscles, and my legs couldn't move in an instant : "Bastard bastard, men really don't have a good thing! If you don't want to give you a chance, then don't blame me for being rude."

Saying that, Xiao Lingxian took out a dagger, probably about to tear his face.

Fuck you, I'm a boy after all, and I was stepped on by a little girl like you, so do you want this face?
I immediately came to my wits, tried my last bit of strength, turned my head vigorously, and Xiao Lingxian'er's foot slipped against my mouth and fell to the ground, I opened my mouth and bit it.

The meat of Xiaolingxian'er is more delicate, plump, elastic, and has a milky smell, which is not bad, I increased the strength, wishing I could bite off a piece.Damn girl, you are ruthless, I am even more ruthless than you.

Little Lingxian yelled and was bitten by me and cried, grabbed the dagger and knelt down and stabbed me in the head.I'm going to fuck your uncle, I really did it, what a bitch and a shrew, no wonder her mother said she couldn't get married.

I hurriedly let go of my mouth, and at the same time pulled Xiaolingxian's legs hard, and Xiaolingxian lay down on the ground at once, and I climbed onto Xiaolingxian's back like a snake, pressing down on her soft body, At the same time, he used yin and yang scissors to coerce Xiao Lingxian'er: "Don't move, if you move again, I will break the tendons in your neck."

Little Lingxian began to cry: "Smelly rascal, bad rascal, get off him quickly. Shameless, woo, woo!"

I also felt that this was not good, so I slowly climbed down from Xiaolingxian.Those two disabled people were dumbfounded. They probably didn't expect me to subdue Xiao Lingxian.

No way, I tried my best.

"Qiao'er, come here." I saw Qiao'er who was frightened and motionless, and said something distressed.Their main target was Yin Yang and me, but they didn't hurt Qiao Er.

Xiao Lingxian'er stopped crying, and cursed: "Can't be considered a man, there is no kind of goods, there are mothers who have no mothers..."

I hate people scolding my family the most. Without further ado, I slapped Xiao Lingxian on the buttocks. With a loud slap, Xiao Lingxian began to curse again.

"Shut up! If you dare to swear, I won't be shooting butt next time." I cursed, "Say, how do you know I have yin and yang scissors on me? Did you follow us?"

"Stalking? Do you think my little fairy would use such low-level means? You look down on people too much." Little fairy snorted coldly.

"It seems that if I don't give you a little bit of strength, you won't be honest!" I found that Xiao Lingxian'er was not serious in answering the question, so I decided to teach her a lesson, and by the way, relish the feeling of soft spanking.

"I said, I said." Xiao Lingxian said: "I have a snake, I can smell the breath of Yin Yang scissors."

"Oh, what snake? Ah!"

Before I finished asking, my feet suddenly hurt. Xiao Lingxian took the opportunity to push my arm away, and hit my stomach hard with the other elbow, and I fell to the ground in pain.

The little fairy must have been pissed off, and started screaming like a shrew: "Euncate him, eunuch him, I'm going to eunuch this little brat."

Those two disabled monsters came right away, took the rope and tied me up to Wuhuada. Only now did I find out what it was that bit me. It turned out to be a flower snake. It seems that this flower snake smelled yin and yang. Shear breath.

I was so angry that I didn't care about the two disabled monsters doing things on my body. I kicked the snake far away with one kick.

Xiao Lingxian screamed again at the top of her voice: "Xiaohua, my little flower."

After that, he hugged the flower snake like a mother.

"Help, help." There was nothing I could do, because I felt that the snake was poisonous, and my strength was rapidly disappearing, so I had to call out loudly.

"Scream! No one will come to save you even if your throat is broken." Little Lingxian cursed: "Cut it!"

The two disabled monsters have mental problems, so they don't care what the law is or not. Little Fairy's order is the law.The two of them held a knife and were about to stab me in the crotch.

Qiao'er was terrified, and shouted loudly: "No, no, please, please."

Xiao Lingxian laughed arrogantly: "Sister, listen to me, men don't have a good thing, so leave this boy as soon as possible, sister, I see that you are handsome, how about I accept you?"

And watching the dagger approaching the place where I peed, I was also dumbfounded, eunuch, I am the most disgusting eunuch, I won’t let people live! Well, I want to struggle, but my legs are fucking paralyzed.

And just when I was in despair, suddenly a crisp ringtone came over.

Maybe it's because of my confusion?I felt that the ringtone seemed to be coming from all directions like a tide, and I felt dizzy when I heard it.

As soon as the voice came, the movements of the two disabled monsters immediately froze, and Xiao Lingxian also cursed: "Why is this old thing here, hurry up."

After I finished speaking, I ran up to grab my yin and yang scissors, so I simply put the yin and yang scissors under me, and I couldn't let Little Fairy take it away.

The little fairy tried several times without success, and the ringtone was getting closer and closer, so she had to give up at last.

I watched their figures go farther and farther away, and then three other figures slowly approached, and Qiaoer's crying was all in my ears.

My mind became more and more heavy, and finally I fell asleep.

After an unknown amount of time, I slowly opened my eyes.The dazzling light made me unable to open my eyes, and then I heard Qiaoer's voice: "Brother, you are awake, are you thirsty, I will bring you a glass of water to drink."

I nodded, my mouth was really dry, my whole body was weak, and the snake bite on my foot was still aching.Thinking of the injury on my foot, I also thought of the injury I left on Xiao Lingxian'er's leg. Is this considered a retribution for the world?I didn't expect this retribution to come so quickly, it came as soon as I said it.

After drinking some water, my mind finally cleared up, but I was still very groggy.I looked up and found that this is a strange room, the room is clean and tidy, it should be in a big city!

I asked, "Qiaoer, where are we?"

Qiao'er said: "We are at Uncle Mu's house."

"Uncle Mu, is your relative's house?" I asked suspiciously.

"Isn't Uncle Mu your relative?" Qiao'er said, "You brought me here yesterday."

"No way." I was stunned for a moment: "Qiaoer, what happened last night? Didn't I just fall asleep all the time?"

Qiaoer told me everything about yesterday, and only then did I know what happened yesterday.

It turned out that Qiaoer and I were rescued by three mysterious people yesterday, and the sound of the bell was made by them.

A beautiful girl, an old man in a Chinese tunic suit and a young man, they saw me in a coma and said they knew me, so they wanted to take Qiaoer and me to a hotel for the night.

Who knew that on the way to the hotel, passing by this teahouse, I suddenly woke up and told them that this teahouse was opened by my relatives.

So they took me into this teahouse. Unexpectedly, the shopkeeper really knew me, so they stayed with us, and even bandaged my wound and took snake medicine.

Listening to Qiaoer's description of the three people who rescued me, I immediately guessed who they were. It must be the old man in the tunic suit I met on the ghost car, the beautiful big sister, and the hot-tempered young master and apprentice.

As for the owner of this teahouse, who else could it be? It must be the goatee that grandma called Mu Er Er!
(End of this chapter)