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Chapter 270 Handsome Talent, Old Fox Immortal
Chapter 270 Handsome Talent, Old Fox Immortal
Lao Cao said: "The hostess of this family is called Ye Jiaoying. She is more enthusiastic and caring. In short, if any man lacks love, she will give some love."
Xiao Qi glared at Lao Cao: "Speak well!"
Lao Cao smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I'll talk about it."
This Ye Jiaoying is also considered a "sexy woman" in the village, and it is said that she has had affairs with many men.But my husband belongs to the kind of useless type, and he doesn't dare to give women anything.
Ye Jiaoying went out to work that day, and when she walked halfway, she found that the fox had been following her.Ye Jiaoying knew that she would never be able to catch up with this fox, so she had no intention of catching it, and only wanted to get to the field as soon as possible.
But who would have thought that the fox would come up on its own initiative and lick Ye Jiaoying's toes, Ye Jiaoying was ecstatic in her heart, and hurriedly picked up the fox.
Caught a fox for no reason, Ye Jiaoying was so sweet in her heart, she forgot about working and went home with the fox in her arms.
Ye Jiaoying picked up a fox, which was a big deal. After all, there were no wild animals in the mountains, so catching a fox was considered a good harvest, and many people knew about it.
At that time, it happened that Lao Cao was delivering goods to the villagers, so he naturally knew about it.
Ever since that incident happened, Ye Jiaoying's family has become strange!
At night, in Ye Jiaoying's house, there would be chirping and chirping sounds, disturbing the neighbors who couldn't rest well.
When Ye Jiaoying went out during the day, she also had a miserable face and red eyes, as if she had worked all night.
The old ladies in the countryside were chatting, and Ye Jiaoying was very complacent, saying that the guy in her family didn't know what was going on, but now she became extremely vigorous, more vigorous than animals, and if she didn't torture herself every day, she would die rather than finish the job.
Then people found that Ye Jiaoying's complexion was getting worse and worse, sallow and sallow, as if she had a serious illness, but no one told Ye Jiaoying.
Who has nothing to say bad things about her face to face, lest Ye Jiaoying suspect that everyone is cursing her.
Not long after, Ye Jiaoying became pregnant. On the day of her pregnancy, her fox bit through the wire cage and escaped.After that, strange things began to happen in the village. First, the mountain god married a wife, and now there is a disturbance about the snowman.
My face darkened in an instant, and a terrifying thought slowly emerged in my mind.I walked to the bed in three steps at a time, lifted the quilt, and saw that the woman's belly was already big.
I called Lao Cao over: "Old Cao, how long has she been pregnant?"
Lao Cao hesitated for a moment and said, "It's estimated to be about ten days."
"Ten days ago, why is my belly so big?"
As I said that, I wanted to reach out and touch the woman's belly.
But what I didn't expect was that the woman's belly protruded little by little, finally forming the shape of a human face.
The moment I saw this face, I immediately froze and asked Lao Cao: "Old Cao, do you know this face?"
Lao Cao was also terrified by the sudden appearance of a face, and swallowed hard: "I...why the hell do I look like a fox?"
That's right, this face is a combination of a human face and a fox face, with a pointed chin and curved eyes!
I suddenly found a red bright spot on the mosquito net, that kind of red is very strange, as if a drop of blood is about to drip out.I quickly looked up, and was horrified to find that it was a pair of fox eyes. Before I could react, I was surprised to find that there was light all around me. In the blink of an eye, the light surrounded me.
I was taken aback and backed away again and again.
There was a bright light all around, and everything around me disappeared, and I appeared on a white flat land.
But in front of me, there appeared a rich man dressed in silk and satin, with a handsome appearance, a smile on his face, and a handsome man holding a paper fan.
I knew that I must have been brought into the hallucination by those fox eyes.
This guy even bent over and bowed to me: "This little brother, you are being polite here."
"What the hell are you?" I saw a lot of ghosts and ghosts, and suddenly appeared in hallucinations. The unreliable feeling made me feel the feeling of seeing a ghost for the first time again.
"Xiaosheng is from the Qing Dynasty. His surname is Bi, his first name is Shijie, and his name is An!" said the scholar.
"You're that vixen, aren't you?" Seeing that the vixen was so graceful, but didn't feel any threat to me, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Brother has good eyesight, you can see it at a glance, you are really extremely intelligent, and you are indeed the number one scholar!"
"Stop talking nonsense." I scolded: "It's so rare, talk to me well, say, you let me enter the hallucination, what do you want to say to me?"
The scholar knelt down for me with a plop: "Help, brother, help!"
The current him looks like a rascal. Compared with the handsome young master before, he is simply two extremes: "Save my son."
I hurriedly asked, "How to help? Where is your son?"
I suddenly thought of the child in the belly of the dead hostess, and I felt nervous for a while, wondering if the son the scholar mentioned was in the belly of the dead body, right?
The scholar said: "That's right, my brother is indeed the number one scholar, and the stars of Wenqu come down to earth..."
"Go away, I don't understand, speak well."
"It's the child in that woman's womb." The scholar sighed: "My child should die. If I meet the descendant of Yinpai, my child can still be saved."
"It's really you, the beast!" I said coldly: "Beasts and humans mate and disrupt the order of the Three Realms, and they will suffer from the iron tree hell. Now regretting that you killed that life that shouldn't be born, you still don't want to die. If you have a chance, you don’t have to bear the pain of the iron tree piercing your body.”
But the scholar said: "If you had said a few days earlier, maybe I would have considered it, but now that the child has formed and has an independent individual, I can't do this. Please, help my child." .”
This scholar speaks a standard Shandong accent, even I feel a bit inferior to this beast.
Delivery is a piece of cake for me.However, I still feel that it is a bit unreliable to deliver this thing that does not belong to the three realms of heaven and earth.
So I asked cautiously: "Are you sure you want me to help him deliver the baby? The suffering of the iron tree hell is not something ordinary people can bear."
Xiucai nodded again and again: "Sure, very sure. As long as the child is safe, it doesn't matter if I die now."
It's rare for the hearts of parents in the world.
I asked again: "Why did you find someone to have sex with in the first place?"
The scholar said: "Some time ago, I was in a critical period of cultivation, but I was born with insufficient Yin Qi, so I had to replenish Yin and strengthen Yang. There are only two ways to replenish Yin and strengthen Yang. The first is to find a panacea. I am so poor. There was no place to find a panacea. Then I used the second method, which is to have sex with a woman to nourish yin and strengthen yang. I never expected that a precious life was left in the woman's body..."
Fuck you, this scholar is too shameless, he still has a precious life, who cares about your precious life.
"Are you a fox who cultivated to become a fine fox in this mountain range!" I asked.Of course, delivering a baby is not for nothing. This old fox must have been here for a long time, so he knows more about this place than I do.
At least I want to figure out what exactly these villagers were killed by.
The scholar nodded.
"Then you have to tell me, what is that snowman who ate the villagers' livestock and killed the villagers." I said.
The vixen hesitated for a while, and finally nodded bravely: "Although it belongs to heaven, I don't even fear hell, and I don't care about being condemned by heaven! Deal, you help me deliver the baby first, and I will tell you the secret here."
Spirits cultivated by animals are much more reliable than demons and monsters.Because they are simple-minded and will not lie.Now that you agree, you will definitely let me know.
I felt relieved a lot, and said, "Let me out!"
The scholar waved it in front of my eyes, and then my eyes went dark, and when I opened my eyes again, I found myself lying on the table, and Lao Cao was slapping my face at this moment: "Xiao Wu, wake up, Wake up the fuck up, what's the matter with you?"
I stopped Lao Cao's slap, touched my swollen right cheek, and gave Lao Cao a hard look: "You don't need to use so much strength for revenge."
Lao Cao also deliberately pretended to be confused: "What are you talking about, what revenge? I saw you unconscious just now, and I wanted to save your life. It would be good if I didn't give you artificial respiration."
I thought artificial respiration would be better than a slap in the face.
I said to Lao Cao, "Old Cao, please do me a favor."
Lao Cao hurriedly said: "What's the matter, let's talk."
"Go and get me some corpse oil." I said, "It's better to be a woman's corpse oil."
"What?" Lao Cao was dumbfounded at once: "What do you want that thing for?"
"It's very useful." I said, "Deliver a new life!"
(End of this chapter)
Lao Cao said: "The hostess of this family is called Ye Jiaoying. She is more enthusiastic and caring. In short, if any man lacks love, she will give some love."
Xiao Qi glared at Lao Cao: "Speak well!"
Lao Cao smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I'll talk about it."
This Ye Jiaoying is also considered a "sexy woman" in the village, and it is said that she has had affairs with many men.But my husband belongs to the kind of useless type, and he doesn't dare to give women anything.
Ye Jiaoying went out to work that day, and when she walked halfway, she found that the fox had been following her.Ye Jiaoying knew that she would never be able to catch up with this fox, so she had no intention of catching it, and only wanted to get to the field as soon as possible.
But who would have thought that the fox would come up on its own initiative and lick Ye Jiaoying's toes, Ye Jiaoying was ecstatic in her heart, and hurriedly picked up the fox.
Caught a fox for no reason, Ye Jiaoying was so sweet in her heart, she forgot about working and went home with the fox in her arms.
Ye Jiaoying picked up a fox, which was a big deal. After all, there were no wild animals in the mountains, so catching a fox was considered a good harvest, and many people knew about it.
At that time, it happened that Lao Cao was delivering goods to the villagers, so he naturally knew about it.
Ever since that incident happened, Ye Jiaoying's family has become strange!
At night, in Ye Jiaoying's house, there would be chirping and chirping sounds, disturbing the neighbors who couldn't rest well.
When Ye Jiaoying went out during the day, she also had a miserable face and red eyes, as if she had worked all night.
The old ladies in the countryside were chatting, and Ye Jiaoying was very complacent, saying that the guy in her family didn't know what was going on, but now she became extremely vigorous, more vigorous than animals, and if she didn't torture herself every day, she would die rather than finish the job.
Then people found that Ye Jiaoying's complexion was getting worse and worse, sallow and sallow, as if she had a serious illness, but no one told Ye Jiaoying.
Who has nothing to say bad things about her face to face, lest Ye Jiaoying suspect that everyone is cursing her.
Not long after, Ye Jiaoying became pregnant. On the day of her pregnancy, her fox bit through the wire cage and escaped.After that, strange things began to happen in the village. First, the mountain god married a wife, and now there is a disturbance about the snowman.
My face darkened in an instant, and a terrifying thought slowly emerged in my mind.I walked to the bed in three steps at a time, lifted the quilt, and saw that the woman's belly was already big.
I called Lao Cao over: "Old Cao, how long has she been pregnant?"
Lao Cao hesitated for a moment and said, "It's estimated to be about ten days."
"Ten days ago, why is my belly so big?"
As I said that, I wanted to reach out and touch the woman's belly.
But what I didn't expect was that the woman's belly protruded little by little, finally forming the shape of a human face.
The moment I saw this face, I immediately froze and asked Lao Cao: "Old Cao, do you know this face?"
Lao Cao was also terrified by the sudden appearance of a face, and swallowed hard: "I...why the hell do I look like a fox?"
That's right, this face is a combination of a human face and a fox face, with a pointed chin and curved eyes!
I suddenly found a red bright spot on the mosquito net, that kind of red is very strange, as if a drop of blood is about to drip out.I quickly looked up, and was horrified to find that it was a pair of fox eyes. Before I could react, I was surprised to find that there was light all around me. In the blink of an eye, the light surrounded me.
I was taken aback and backed away again and again.
There was a bright light all around, and everything around me disappeared, and I appeared on a white flat land.
But in front of me, there appeared a rich man dressed in silk and satin, with a handsome appearance, a smile on his face, and a handsome man holding a paper fan.
I knew that I must have been brought into the hallucination by those fox eyes.
This guy even bent over and bowed to me: "This little brother, you are being polite here."
"What the hell are you?" I saw a lot of ghosts and ghosts, and suddenly appeared in hallucinations. The unreliable feeling made me feel the feeling of seeing a ghost for the first time again.
"Xiaosheng is from the Qing Dynasty. His surname is Bi, his first name is Shijie, and his name is An!" said the scholar.
"You're that vixen, aren't you?" Seeing that the vixen was so graceful, but didn't feel any threat to me, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Brother has good eyesight, you can see it at a glance, you are really extremely intelligent, and you are indeed the number one scholar!"
"Stop talking nonsense." I scolded: "It's so rare, talk to me well, say, you let me enter the hallucination, what do you want to say to me?"
The scholar knelt down for me with a plop: "Help, brother, help!"
The current him looks like a rascal. Compared with the handsome young master before, he is simply two extremes: "Save my son."
I hurriedly asked, "How to help? Where is your son?"
I suddenly thought of the child in the belly of the dead hostess, and I felt nervous for a while, wondering if the son the scholar mentioned was in the belly of the dead body, right?
The scholar said: "That's right, my brother is indeed the number one scholar, and the stars of Wenqu come down to earth..."
"Go away, I don't understand, speak well."
"It's the child in that woman's womb." The scholar sighed: "My child should die. If I meet the descendant of Yinpai, my child can still be saved."
"It's really you, the beast!" I said coldly: "Beasts and humans mate and disrupt the order of the Three Realms, and they will suffer from the iron tree hell. Now regretting that you killed that life that shouldn't be born, you still don't want to die. If you have a chance, you don’t have to bear the pain of the iron tree piercing your body.”
But the scholar said: "If you had said a few days earlier, maybe I would have considered it, but now that the child has formed and has an independent individual, I can't do this. Please, help my child." .”
This scholar speaks a standard Shandong accent, even I feel a bit inferior to this beast.
Delivery is a piece of cake for me.However, I still feel that it is a bit unreliable to deliver this thing that does not belong to the three realms of heaven and earth.
So I asked cautiously: "Are you sure you want me to help him deliver the baby? The suffering of the iron tree hell is not something ordinary people can bear."
Xiucai nodded again and again: "Sure, very sure. As long as the child is safe, it doesn't matter if I die now."
It's rare for the hearts of parents in the world.
I asked again: "Why did you find someone to have sex with in the first place?"
The scholar said: "Some time ago, I was in a critical period of cultivation, but I was born with insufficient Yin Qi, so I had to replenish Yin and strengthen Yang. There are only two ways to replenish Yin and strengthen Yang. The first is to find a panacea. I am so poor. There was no place to find a panacea. Then I used the second method, which is to have sex with a woman to nourish yin and strengthen yang. I never expected that a precious life was left in the woman's body..."
Fuck you, this scholar is too shameless, he still has a precious life, who cares about your precious life.
"Are you a fox who cultivated to become a fine fox in this mountain range!" I asked.Of course, delivering a baby is not for nothing. This old fox must have been here for a long time, so he knows more about this place than I do.
At least I want to figure out what exactly these villagers were killed by.
The scholar nodded.
"Then you have to tell me, what is that snowman who ate the villagers' livestock and killed the villagers." I said.
The vixen hesitated for a while, and finally nodded bravely: "Although it belongs to heaven, I don't even fear hell, and I don't care about being condemned by heaven! Deal, you help me deliver the baby first, and I will tell you the secret here."
Spirits cultivated by animals are much more reliable than demons and monsters.Because they are simple-minded and will not lie.Now that you agree, you will definitely let me know.
I felt relieved a lot, and said, "Let me out!"
The scholar waved it in front of my eyes, and then my eyes went dark, and when I opened my eyes again, I found myself lying on the table, and Lao Cao was slapping my face at this moment: "Xiao Wu, wake up, Wake up the fuck up, what's the matter with you?"
I stopped Lao Cao's slap, touched my swollen right cheek, and gave Lao Cao a hard look: "You don't need to use so much strength for revenge."
Lao Cao also deliberately pretended to be confused: "What are you talking about, what revenge? I saw you unconscious just now, and I wanted to save your life. It would be good if I didn't give you artificial respiration."
I thought artificial respiration would be better than a slap in the face.
I said to Lao Cao, "Old Cao, please do me a favor."
Lao Cao hurriedly said: "What's the matter, let's talk."
"Go and get me some corpse oil." I said, "It's better to be a woman's corpse oil."
"What?" Lao Cao was dumbfounded at once: "What do you want that thing for?"
"It's very useful." I said, "Deliver a new life!"
(End of this chapter)
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