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Chapter 277 Earth Fire Cave, Corpse Trading
A series of memories flooded into my mind, the last time I peed in the mouth of the patriarch of the corpse gate, which angered Lian Ye, and Lian Ye stabbed me several times in the chest.

As for Zhai Bo, last time he led away from the tree of human faces with his third grandpa and fourth grandma, but he disappeared.

In the blink of an eye, the little mortician was thrown out by the corpse, and finally landed in front of us with a bang, bleeding from his orifices, but he was still ready to get up.

But he was so badly injured that he couldn't stand up at all.

Master Heiyan cursed a piece of trash, then walked up, and casually touched the corpse's celestial spirit cover.

But just by touching it, the corpse immediately became calm and stopped moving randomly.

The old mortician rushed up immediately and began to 'renew' the glutinous rice in the seven orifices of the corpse.

The glutinous rice was used before, but the glutinous rice is no longer good, so the old cadaver mixed cinnabar with saliva to plug his seven orifices.

The corpse finally calmed down.

The old mortician hurried to see the young mortician, and found that the young mortician had only suffered a little skin trauma, so he bandaged the young mortician immediately, and then continued to hustle the corpse.

When I walked to the place where the corpse had been dumped, I had another headache.Because those corpses were gone.

It must have been a dead body.

The old mortician also became anxious all of a sudden: "Damn, why is this corpse so evil? I have chased corpses for so many years, and I have never encountered one that turned into a corpse so quickly. No wonder they are willing to pay a big price. It turns out that it is a corpse." There's something tricky."

The little mortician said, "Father, let's look for it quickly! The corpse will hurt people, if you can't find it, you will be in big trouble, and the patriarch will definitely blame us."

The old mortician said: "But how to deal with these corpses?"

"Why don't you let them watch for a while?" the little mortician looked at us and said.

The old mortician nodded: "Brothers, can you help me?"

At this moment, a black bear walked over clumsily from not far away.After seeing me, Liu Xiaoqi, Lao Cao and others, he smiled at us.

"The bear spirit of more than 300 years..." Master Heiyan was stunned at once, then he quickly reached out and took out a small cage, which seemed to be about to hurt the bear spirit.

But Xiong Jing is kind to me, and his nature is not bad, how can I let others hurt him?So I raised the flame knife and said coldly: "Xiong Xiong is my friend, whoever hurts my friend, no matter how hard he tries, I will seek justice for my brother."

Master Heiyan looked at the flame knife, and hesitated for a moment in the movement of his hand.But soon he smiled provocatively at me, and then continued to play with the small cage.

I am angry, this master Heiyan is really too arrogant!Don't give him some seriousness, he will treat me as "Lei Lao Wu" and I am a vegetarian.

But Xiao Lingxian tugged Master Heiyan's sleeve: "Master Heiyan, don't hurt innocent people."

Master Heiyan seemed a little scrupulous about Xiaolingxian's identity, but finally nodded in agreement.

Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief, and then watched the big black bear wriggling its buttocks and walking up.

"Brother Xiong, there were several corpses here before. We suspect that a corpse change has occurred. Do you know where those corpses went?"

The black bear nodded at us.

"Oh, where did you go? You can show us." I said.

The black bear's mana is limited, so it can only be transformed into a human form and speak human words in the formation world, the kind of place that has the supply of spiritual energy from heaven and earth.It's not good in the outside world, I can barely become a half-man, half-bear monster and speak some simple words.

At this moment, the black bear has not turned into a pure black bear image: "Toilet paper, mine."

I couldn't laugh or cry, needless to say, the spirit bear dragged those corpses back to wipe their asses.

I looked at the black bear with a embarrassed expression on my face: "Brother Black Bear, those corpses are very important to us, can you give us back your toilet paper?"

"What do you want toilet paper for?" Little Fairy didn't know the meaning of toilet paper, and said impatiently, "Just ask it if it has seen a dead body? What are you talking about?"

I stopped Little Fairy: "Don't talk, I have my own measure."

As he said that, he looked at Xiong Jing: "Brother Xiong, I'm sorry to trouble you."

Xiong Jing looks a bit 'doesn't want to let go of the paper'.

"Look at me." Lao Cao took the initiative to stand up and said with a smile: "Brother Xiong, I will teach you a must-have method for wiping your buttocks. It is several times more comfortable than wiping your buttocks with toilet paper."

After finishing speaking, Lao Cao found a tree and rubbed his butt on it a few times: "Brother Xiong, try it. Not only can it wipe your buttocks, but it also has the effect of medical care. You will surely die of comfort."

The Xiong Jing hesitated for a moment, then walked up, imitating Lao Cao, and rubbed against the big tree twice.

Sure enough, the black bear showed an expression of enjoyment. I suspect that the black bear rubbing against the tree has the effect of scratching, which is equivalent to a human massage.The black bear lingered for a long time enjoying it, its eyes blurred comfortably.

Then Lao Cao asked: "Brother Xiong, don't use your toilet paper! Tell us where it is."

Hei Xiong casually pointed to the location of the formation world, and said, "Daxue, below."

I hurried over with everyone, and sure enough, I found those corpses.

The mortician drove the corpses and followed us up the mountain.

Earth Fire Cave on Wawu Mountain.

There are still traces of Yaoxing, Qiao'er and others on Wawu Mountain, and even the tent and coffin are still in place.

Aunt Wang went up to observe, and after confirming that there was no one, she came back and said, "Okay, no one, let's start!"

I nodded.

Aunt Wang found the most 'strongest' dead man, let him lie flat on the ground, and asked one of her men to grab the corpse's neck.The mouth of the corpse opened immediately, exuding a foul smell.

This is probably the smell of zombie poison.

I looked at Aunt Wang and said, "What is this for?"

"Let him give a message to the human-mask tree below!" As she said, Aunt Wang took out a pair of scissors, which are exactly the same as my Yin-Yang scissors in appearance, but they don't look as powerful as Yin-Yang scissors.

"Actually, using yin-yang scissors to cut paper works best," Aunt Wang said to me.

I know what Aunt Wang means, she wants to use yin and yang scissors.But I won't let her use it. The yin-yang scissors are the inheritance of my sect, so how can they fall into the hands of others?

I scolded: "Stop talking nonsense and hurry up to work."

No way, Aunt Wang had no choice but to hurry up and cut paper.

Soon, Aunt Wang cut out some strange, character-like paper, directly lit it in the mouth of the corpse, and then said to the mortician, "Do you have a rope to bind the corpse?"

The corpse rope is the rope used by the mortician to bind the corpse.In order to prevent the corpse from fleeing around, they will tie the corpse tightly with ropes.

The mortician said: "This... can this rope of corpses come back again?"

Aunt Wang said: "Don't worry, you are indispensable."

As he spoke, he glanced at Little Fairy.

Xiao Lingxian immediately took out a few banknotes: "Here, is it enough?"

"Enough...enough." The mortician said repeatedly, and after receiving the money, he quickly took out a bundle of ropes.

The rope isn't thick, but it should look pretty strong.

Aunt Wang tied up the corpse, then slowly threw it into the ground fire hole, and gave the other end to the mortician: "Put it down slowly, remember, the speed must be slow!"

"Definitely." The old mortician nodded repeatedly, and then carefully put the corpse down with his son.

Old Cao asked curiously: "Is this a deal? What will happen to the corpse down there? Will it negotiate with the Human Face Tree?"

Aunt Wang ignored Lao Cao.

Lao Cao was a little speechless: "Ladies, why are you so rude to ask you something?"

Aunt Wang rolled her eyes at Lao Cao: "Is your skin itchy again?"

When the word "itch" was mentioned, Lao Cao couldn't help but shuddered. It seemed that he was really tickled.

This bundle of corpses was very long, and it was lowered for more than 50 meters, but it still didn't reach the end.

But I see that the ball of rope behind the mortician is coming to an end.

The old mortician finally got a little impatient: "Is it all right? There is almost not enough rope..."

Aunt Wang said, "Let's play again."

There is no way, the old mortician can only continue to release.

But soon, the rope was put at the end.Aunt Wang carefully pressed her face to the hole and looked down, but found nothing.

"Is it alright?" The old mortician said in pain, "Why do I feel like something is pulling the corpse down there, I can't hold it any longer..."

Before he finished speaking, the rope suddenly trembled violently.

Fortunately, the old mortician reacted in time and grabbed the stone next to him, so he didn't fall down.

"Damn...what the hell is down here?" The old mortician looked at Aunt Wang inexplicably: "I almost dragged me down just now."

Aunt Wang's face brightened, she grabbed the old mortician's arm, and hurriedly began to pull it up: "Quickly pull it, it's done."

A few minutes later, the dead man who had just been put down was finally pulled up.It's just that the dead body pulled up has one less thing than when it was put down before.

The corpse's head was gone, and the neck seemed to be snapped off abruptly.

It seems that the human face tree is indeed hidden in the ground fire hole.

"Damn, is there really something down there?" Old Cao was taken aback: "The murderer who killed the villagers is really down there?"

(End of this chapter)