pick up the pussy

Chapter 337

At this moment, a figure jumped out from behind, slapped Lao Cao on the shoulder fiercely, and at the same time yelled in Lao Cao's ear.Lao Cao was frightened and let out a scream, and squatted on the ground neatly.

I looked back, isn't this exactly Pepe?
Peipei still had a bright spring face and an extremely seductive smile that would make any man intoxicated.

"Tsk tsk, tsk tsk, my man is more masculine, not like some people, before this happened, he was so scared that he peed his pants."

Pepe smiled like a vixen, while reaching out to hug my arm.

I got goosebumps from Pepe's intimate gesture, so I quickly took two steps back, waved my hand and said, "Let's deal with Zhi Ying Gui first! I don't have time to chat with you now."

"Hey, brother, what is this called gossip? This is called a bad hobby? We are all adults, so don't pretend like this." Pepe hugged my arm with a coquettish smile, with her chest on my chest I rubbed my arms back and forth: "Brother, look at the moon high and the wind clear tonight, surrounded by flowers, how romantic, or you would have fulfilled my little sister! My little sister wants to be your woman in her dreams."

I had a headache for a while, thinking how could I provoke this little moron?

Lao Cao stared at Pepe's chest for a while and said, "Girl, you are underage."

Peipei gave Lao Cao a blank look: "Get lost, you're only underage. I'm so mature that I'm about to bear fruit."

I looked at Leng Yun helplessly, and Leng Yun also realized that Pepe had gone too far, so he reprimanded him in a low voice: "Pepe, stop being naughty, come here."

Peipei sighed helplessly, then walked in front of Leng Yun, and said helplessly, "Sister, I think that Zhiying ghost has been scared away long ago, right? I searched around just now but couldn't find it, both legs are about to die Tired."

Leng Yun said: "Let's go back first! It seems that Zhiying Ghost will not come tonight."

Pepe nodded, and then said to Leng Yun in a begging tone: "Sister, let the two of them go back with us."

Leng Yun glanced at me and said: "No, we are not living in Qingfumen now, but in a simple thatched shed. It is very inconvenient for these two men to follow."

Peipei pleaded: "Sister, don't worry! Just the two of them, one peed his pants after being scared by a ghost, and the other was stupefied. They can't threaten us at all. What are you worried about?"

Leng Yun hesitated for a while, but finally nodded and agreed: "That's good, but you have to watch the update."

Pepe was so happy that she almost danced with her hands and feet: "Okay, definitely. You two, follow me."

But I sneered: "Sorry, I don't like to live under the fence, I have a place to live."

With that said, I was about to turn around and leave.

"Stop!" Leng Yun snorted coldly, "Did I let you go?"

"Why should I listen to you?" I said angrily.

"If you don't listen to me, I'll kill the army." Leng Yun's words were like knives.

I was taken aback: "How do you know Dajun?"

"There is nothing I don't know about here." Leng Yun said lightly: "You must go back with me."

"Why?" I can't stand this woman taking everything for granted. Why should I go back with you?
"I told you to go back, so you have to go back with me." Leng Yun obviously wanted to play against me. If I didn't go back, she forced me to go back with her.

"I won't go with you." I said resolutely: "Don't use the lives of these villagers to fool me. This is a society ruled by law. If you kill someone, you have to pay with your life. When the time comes, I will be a witness to correct you."

Leng Yun and I were at war with each other, and we might fight at any time. Finally, Pepe couldn't stand it any longer. She ran up in a hurry, smiled and hugged my arm: "Little man, don't be angry, come back with us, I have something to do with you." You discuss it."

"What's the matter?" I sneered and said, "It's a big deal, and I won't go back with you."

This is related to my face and dignity as a big man. I can't lose my face and dignity in front of a woman.

"About curing Little Fairy." Pepe said with a smile.

I trembled all over my body, damn it, don't say it, this sentence really touched my heart: "Do you know how to cure Little Fairy?"

Pepe looked sad and disappointed: "Woooo, why do you value Little Fairy so much? If you really like Little Fairy, go find Little Fairy, and pretend you don't know her. Woohoo, hooooooh !"

Said, Pepe actually cried in a low voice.

I grabbed Pepe's shoulder and shouted almost in a roar: "Okay, okay, cry later, tell me, can you really cure Little Fairy? Hey, don't cry, okay?" .”

"You are stupid, you don't know how to coax people." Pepe said coquettishly.

"Coax, coax? How the hell am I coaxing?" I muttered in my heart, I've never coaxed a girl before.

There was no other way, for the sake of Little Fairy, I could only be cheeky and fight.

I looked at Lao Cao as if asking for help.

Lao Cao smiled mysteriously at me, and actually conjured a red flower out of his pocket as if by magic.I don't know what species it is, but it is a flower after all.

I took the flower and handed it to Pepe, with an impatient expression on my face: "Here, don't cry, just talk. You tell me how to cure Little Fairy, and I will give you 15."

"Get out!" Pepe angrily threw the flower to me again, and said angrily, "Is that how you comfort girls?"

"I've given you all the flowers, what else do you want?" I was sweating profusely.

"Have a good attitude, have a smile, and let me see your sincerity." Pepe looked at me expectantly.

"Have a better attitude, smile, and see sincerity..." I had a headache.But since Pepe has said so, for the sake of Little Fairy, she can only endure it.

So I had a better attitude, showed a smile, and looked sincere... Lao Cao vomited on the spot, and Peipei waved his hands again and again, saying forget it, no matter how you look like a bear, you can go back with me directly, after going back I will tell you how to cure Little Fairy.

Although I was depressed and angry, but for the little fairy, I endured it.

I was wondering, how the hell did I get involved with the bear?
On the way, Pepe briefly told me about their situation.

It turns out that Qingfumen recently recruited a sweeper, that is, Caifeng's man Zhao Weilong.Unexpectedly, this Zhao Weilong was so bold that he drugged a female disciple who was reading the scriptures, and then stole a book about ghosts from "Records of Hundred Ghosts".

It wasn't until the sweeper disappeared for a while that Qinghemen finally found out about the missing book.It just so happened that this place was haunted again recently, and when they inquired, they judged that it was haunted by ghosts.

Leng Yun is in charge of internal affairs in the Qingfu Sect, so these ghost books are lost, and Leng Yun has the greatest responsibility, so Leng Yun volunteered to look for the ghost books.

As for why Zhao Weilong created Zhiying Ghost, they didn't know.However, if Zhao Weilong is just an ordinary person, it is impossible to make a ghost, so Zhao Weilong is definitely not an ordinary person.

Now Qingfumen is urgently investigating Zhao Weilong's identity. When Zhao Weilong is caught, everything will become clear.

Qingfu Gate has been guarding here for a while, and has been using the fierce cat formation to attract Zhiying ghosts.It can be seen that Ying Gui seems to know that this is a trap, and has never appeared nearby again.

This made Leng Yun and the others feel quite a headache.

They bought an old farmer's hut and lived here for a long time.

Soon, we came to Leng Yun's grass shed.

This thatched hut is no different from Dajun's, except that it is a bit bigger, and it is tightly sealed around it, and a fence is tied around it with wood. It seems that these two women are quite insecure.

Before we entered, we heard a rattling sound from the room, and Leng Yun and Peipei's faces drooped immediately.

Not long after, an old face poked out of the window.

As soon as the other party came out, he happened to see us, and the old farmer immediately turned pale with fright, his voice changed his tone, and he fell down from the window: "Girl, girl, I... I just came to get it back. my stuff."

Without further ado, Leng Yun took out a dagger and put it on the old farmer's neck: "Why did you go in?"

The old farmer said tremblingly: "My wife's clothes..."

Peipei hurried up and said, "Sister, don't be angry, I think he just wants to get back his clothes, don't be as knowledgeable as this kind of peasant."

I sneered in my heart, thinking that this woman really knows how to pretend, does she have a real hand?

The old farmer immediately nodded with an innocent expression: "I really want to get my wife's clothes."

Leng Yun said coldly: "Unfold the baggage in your arms, and let me see what's inside."

The old farmer froze for a moment, and then said with a look of astonishment: "This...are really my wife's clothes."

Leng Yun's dagger casually picked at the old farmer's chest, his eyes were dazzled, and he didn't know what she had done.Then I saw that a lot of clothes were all flying up in the air, and there were a few pieces of women's underwear that were so frustrating... Even an illiterate me recognized that they were women's things.

Lao Cao couldn't help but exclaimed in a low voice: "Damn it, is this the legendary big D?"

"That's called Big D?" I asked Lao Cao inexplicably.

Lao Cao nodded his head, "Yes, Big D."

I nodded thoughtfully, thinking that the big D should be a hidden term for women's underwear in the city, right?Or Lao Cao has knowledge.

"Close your eyes, both of you!" Leng Yun saw his underwear flying all over the sky, and instantly turned around and yelled at us in a rage.

(End of this chapter)