pick up the pussy

Chapter 366 What Did You Do To My Sister?
"Do you have parents?" Leng Yun asked suddenly.

"Crap, of course. Don't you?" I asked.

She seemed to be impatient to ask: "Then do you call them father and mother, or father and mother?"

"Of course it's father and mother, we rural people call them that." I said impatiently.

"Then when you called father and mother, didn't you feel very happy and happy in your heart?" Leng Yun asked.

"What is it? What is carefree and happy? Don't you just call your parents? As for happiness and carefree?" I smiled wryly.

Leng Yun smiled speechlessly: "Forget it, you really don't know how to cherish it."

"What do I cherish?" I was really confused by Leng Yun's question.However, I quickly reacted and asked a little unnaturally: "Leng Yun, tell me, did you... your parents... left this world when you were very young?"

"I don't know." Leng Yun shook his head: "When I have no memory, my parents put me in a bamboo basket and left me in the wild under such a moonlight. Master has met me, I am afraid that I have already become the food of wild beasts."

My heart felt sour, and I hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, Miss Leng Yun, just now I..."

"You don't need to say sorry." Leng Yun said: "You go!"

"Don't worry, if your fate with your parents is not over, you will definitely meet again in the future." I said.

Leng Yun snorted coldly: "If there is a day when we meet, I think I can't help but kill them."

I couldn't help but gasp, this feeling seemed to drag me from a beautiful fairy tale into hell.

"Why kill them?" I asked.

"Since I was born, why did you abandon me!" Leng Yun said, "If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have suffered so much..."

"Although you don't have the love of your parents, you have the love of your master." I hurriedly argued.

"Master's love?" Leng Yun smiled wryly: "Have I ever received master's love? In the eyes of the master, I am just a prop. She never really cared about me, even when I was the most helpless when I was a child, she always loved me." Never gave me a hug."

I was stunned for a while, not knowing how to comfort Leng Yun.Perhaps for a girl with a strong heart like her, there is no need for comfort at all.

But, if she doesn't need comfort, why am I here with her?
Forget it, who told us to be a man, we should be comforted when we need to be comforted.So I forced a smile and said: "Even so, you still have a group of sisters who love you."

"Love each other?" Leng Yun snorted coldly: "Do you really think they love me?"

"Uh, isn't it?" I was surprised.

"They're just more afraid of me." Leng Yun said, "Love, hehe, it's just a fart of life."

"..." I was speechless. I didn't expect that a high-ranking princess like Leng Yun could say such an easy-to-understand 'classic'.

"Haven't you ever loved?" I asked.

"I have loved." Leng Yun's answer was beyond my expectation: "When I was still very naive, he appeared by my side."

I can't understand Leng Yun's words. This is the first time I've heard someone use "when I was still very naive" to describe time.

"Same as tonight, I was looking at the moon, and then he came up, listened to me talking a lot, and told me a lot of jokes, that was the happiest time I laughed in my life." Leng Yun said.

"Then what happened later?" This girl is so easy to satisfy, it's just a few jokes, her love is also so cheap, just like me.

"The next day, he left." Leng Yun said.

"Gone?" I was taken aback. At first, I thought that there should be some unforgettable love behind.

"Leave." Leng Yun said: "Until today, I haven't found him again."

"Oh." I sighed, and I seemed to understand something.For that man, perhaps Leng Yun was just a passer-by in his life.Leng Yun, on the other hand, regards the other party as a large part of his life.

This is really unfair.

It's just a not-so-beautiful encounter that makes Leng Yun miss him for so long... Even I feel a little pitiful for Leng Yun.

I think something should be given to her.

"Actually, I also have a few funny jokes." I said.

"Really?" Leng Yun's eyes were finally no longer so cold, but a little gentle.

"Yeah!" I nodded, "Shall I tell you something?"

"Good!" Leng Yun said.

"I have a buddy named Liu Yishou. He is born with the life of an immortal silkworm. He has to be unlucky once a day. Hemorrhoids get infected, hemorrhoids are bitten by a cobra, and so on. Those are common things, you know him What happened to you when you were most unlucky?"

Leng Yun looked at me with interest and said, "Did you eat shit?"

I wiped the cold sweat off my forehead, feeling that this girl's imagination is really rich enough.

"It's not eating shit." I said, "I have another buddy, a black bear spirit. When we first met the black bear spirit, that guy was still immature and didn't know anything, so he kidnapped Liu as a pawn. I went to the toilet paper and wiped my buttocks with my hair, do you think it's funny?"

Anyway, in order to make Leng Yun laugh, I put all the funny things on Liu Yishou, who said that this kid is a classic?

However, Leng Yun didn't smile, but just looked at me with bored eyes: "This is not funny."

"Not funny? How could it not be funny." I was extremely depressed: "Have you seen anything funnier than this?"

Leng Yun said: "Yes!"

"What?" I asked hastily.

"Once upon a time there was a man who cried while walking." Leng Yun said.

"and then?"

"No more." Leng Yun said.

I was startled and broke out in a cold sweat. What does this cold cloud mean?Are you kidding me, or pretending to be serious?I cried as I walked, what's so funny about that.

If you stay with such a woman for a long time, you will definitely get crazy.

"I'm going back." Leng Yun suddenly stood up and said.

"Okay, I'm going back too," I said.

"However, I'm quite happy today." Leng Yun said to me without thinking, and then went on a little hastily.

"Very happy? Why didn't I see it?" I was puzzled in my heart.

"By the way, I lied to you about one thing." Leng Yun, who was about to climb down the ladder, suddenly climbed up again.

"What's the matter?" I asked hastily.

"Actually, I have already found the person who told me jokes." Leng Yun said.

"Oh, how is he doing now?" I asked.

"It's Wang Ziqiang." Leng Yun said.

"Prince Qiang..." I almost choked on my own saliva: "Why is that wretched uncle? You two are like a fairy in the sky and a toad on the ground. They don't match at all."

Leng Yun said: "That's why I feel a little bit emotional, and want to express the depression in my heart."

"Well, I was also depressed by you." I said.

Unexpectedly, Leng Yun smiled: "Thank you for sharing your depression with me."

"What a big deal." I said with a smile.

"Will you become a wretched uncle like Wang Ziqiang in the future?" Leng Yun asked abruptly.

I was stunned for a while: "I don't know. But I'm sure, even if I really become a wretched uncle, I won't lie to little girls."

"Thank you for your frankness." Leng Yun said with a smile.

"It's okay." I said.

After I went back and lay on the bed, I tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. I always felt that the cold cloud seemed a little different to me.

Could it be that she fell in love with me?No, no, I must be thinking too much, how could Leng Yun fall in love with me, a poor boy with ill-fated fate?Forget it, don't think so much, it's more important to sleep.

Alas, all the women who make me worry about each other.

Bang bang bang bang bang!
Early in the morning, someone knocked on the door. I frowned and opened the door, but I didn't expect Xiaodie to be standing at the door.

"What are you doing?" I looked at Xiaodie and asked.

"Okay, you pervert!" Xiaodie stared at me angrily, "Did you do something to my sister last night?"

"Are you talking about Leng Yun?" I asked.

"nonsense!"

"Don't wrong the good people, I didn't do anything," I said.

"Why don't you do it!" Xiaodie stared at me intently.

"What fucking logic is there?" I said impatiently, "What can I do?"

"At least fill her empty and lonely heart." Xiaodie said.

"Just kidding, I'm not even friends with her, why should I fill her empty and lonely heart. Besides, I don't know how to fill her empty and lonely heart at all."

"Okay, are you kidding me? If you didn't make her miss spring, why would she spend the whole night sighing on the bed..." Xiaodie said.

"Why, she didn't sleep all night?" I asked.

"Of course!" Xiaodie said.

"Xiaodie, what nonsense are you talking about?" At this moment, Leng Yun's cold face appeared through the window.

Seeing Leng Yun, Xiaodie was immediately deflated. After giving me a hard look, she walked back to the room and ignored me.

Leng Yun turned a blind eye to me, I looked at her wonderingly, but what I got was a cold back.

As if nothing happened last night.

Perhaps, to Leng Yun, nothing really happened last night.Forget it, I don't think so much, I still have a task today, and that is to hurry up and find the ghost baby!

(End of this chapter)