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Chapter 403 The other half of the hit
Chapter 403 The Other Half of the Hit
I can understand the demon star's anger. Originally, in his opinion, the benefits that were certain were certain, but because of Ma Daochang, the situation has turned around. Can he be happy in his heart?
Ma Daochang said with a cheerful smile: "Wherever you come from, I will come from there. But my marksmanship may not be as accurate as yours. Don't look at me pointing at your head, but if I hit you, I may hit your balls." .”
Yao Xing gritted his teeth and cursed: "Old bastard, how dare you insult you!"
"Not only did I dare to insult you, but I also dared to beat you. Do you believe that I will shoot you right away, and then you will become a eunuch?"
Don't look at Daoist Ma who is usually in a daze, but when it comes to critical moments, it really works.
It can be seen that Yao Xing is about to give up, he sneered: "Okay, killing Lao Peng today is also a harvest. I will let you go today, but you wait for me, tomorrow is the latest, you I have to die. Especially you old bastard, the first thing I want to solve is you. "
As soon as the demon star threatened me, I began to feel worried for Daoist Ma. Daoist Ma, a bewildered old man, can still defend against a sneak attack by a high-level black-bellied demon star?I'm really worried about Daoist Ma.
Yaoxing slowly returned to the car, and finally gave me a vicious look before driving away.
After the demon star left, Daoist Ma breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with a pale face: "Oh my god, I was frightened just now..."
I smiled and said to Daoist Ma: "Daoist Ma, thank you so much, you saved our life again."
"Hey, what do you know." Daoist Ma said, "My gun doesn't have a battery installed at all. If he really fights with me, I'm afraid we will all suffer."
"Battery?" My eyes widened. "Master Ma, are you kidding me? I've never heard of anyone's pistol using batteries."
I already had a faint feeling in my heart that the gun in Ma Daochang's hand might just be a toy pistol.
"Hey, you say that you are a young man, why don't you know as much as an old man like me, what is the use of this pistol without batteries? Look, here is where the batteries are installed."
Saying so, Ma Daochang skillfully opened the battery compartment, and as expected, there was no battery in the battery compartment.
My heart also jumped up, Qiaoer and I wandered around from the gate of hell, and then came back again.
I was afraid that the demon star would go and come back, and it would be troublesome if this thing revealed its secrets, so I hurriedly asked Ma Daochang to put the gun away, and warned Ma Daochang repeatedly, never say that the gun has no batteries in front of outsiders.
Daochang Ma smiled and said, don’t worry, if people ask me, I will say that this battery is just bought, and the power is good, which will scare the grandchildren to death.
I was speechless for a while, even now, I still have lingering fears.
"Let's go, Daoist Ma." I said with a smile, "In order to repay you for saving your life, I invite you to dinner."
"I don't need to eat, I like to drink." Ma Daochang said with a smile.
"Okay, okay, drink as long as you drink." I shouted: "Guaranteed to be enough, don't be polite to me, if you are polite to me, I will be in a hurry with you."
"You're welcome, never polite. If I want to drink authentic sorghum wine with 53 degrees, I need to prepare at least two catties." Daoist Ma was as happy as a child.
"Okay, okay." I smiled and nodded: "Three catties is fine, and I don't care about the money."
"stop!"
However, just as Taoist Ma and I were about to leave, Qiaoer suddenly stopped me.
"Uh, what's wrong?" I asked inexplicably.
"Can't go!" Qiao'er said, "I want to make a deal with you."
"What deal are you doing with me?" I looked at Qiao'er inexplicably.
I really want to pee and look in the mirror, do I really look like a businessman?Why are they all scrambling to do business with me?
"The content of the transaction is very simple." Qiao'er said: "First, treat me as your woman, and then I will tell you this soul snake, along with all the secrets I know about Yinpai, including your grandma. thing."
"Secondly, you don't regard me as your woman, and then the two of us will have a fair duel, regardless of life or death. You choose one of the two!"
Qiaoer's expression was very serious, it didn't look like she was joking at all.
And I am a little dumbfounded, what is Qiaoer doing?Looking for a man?Why is it me?
Why have these two options?Doesn't she feel that these two choices are a bit extreme?I looked at Qiao'er speechlessly: "Did you drink too much? Are you kidding me?"
"I'll ask you, choose one or choose two." Qiao'er said, "I hope you don't force me, because you don't know how much I struggled for the first choice. A considerable price has been paid…”
Seeing Qiaoer's aggrieved appearance, I am really in a dilemma.Qiaoer's choice is obviously, either the two of us will become lovers, or the two of us must die.
The relationship between me and Qiao'er showed signs of reunification, but Qiao'er threatened her with her life. I really didn't know what to do.
Daoist Ma said with a smile: "Silly boy, does it need to be said? Of course I chose the first option. Not only is the girl beautiful, but the dowry is also rich enough. Even I was tempted."
Yes, the first choice Qiaoer gave me was indeed very exciting.
However, can I choose shamelessly?
I already have a woman, whether it's Xiaoya or Xiaolingxian, I can't get another woman.And if Qiaoer also knew that there were two of them, Qiaoer would definitely not agree.
What's more, this Qiaoer used to torment me quite a lot, and almost killed me several times. I can't just abandon my two women to be nice to her just because she suddenly wants to be nice to me.
Isn't this ungrateful?It seems that she still regards me as the soft-hearted Wu Daqiang from before.
I smiled and said, "I'm sorry Qiao'er, I already have women, I can't let me give up on them because of your intervention. I don't know if you know them, anyway, they have shared joys and sorrows with me before, I really can't If you are so cruel, if you just abandon them like this, they will definitely die of grief."
Qiaoer said: "I know you blame me in your heart, blame me for treating you badly before, and even almost killed you several times. But you must understand me, if it were you, you would do the same."
I said coldly: "Oh, what is it that makes you have to kill your savior?"
Now Qiao'er is really too eloquent.However, I am no longer the doll who could be fooled by a few words, and I will not be easily fooled by her.
I can't help but miss Qiaoer who I met for the first time.At that time, Qiao'er was just an inexperienced child who didn't know much about the world, and even felt scared when she saw strangers.
But now Qiaoer, what has become?Cruel, treacherous and cunning, she is even on the verge of marrying a man who just fell out... Sigh, time is a butcher's knife.
"Because..." Qiaoer was stopped by my question, and looked at me with a embarrassed expression: "I can't say it, and I dare not say it. Because if you know too much, you may die."
"Haha, do you think it's fun to lie to me?" I laughed out loud.
"Actually, you and I are destined for each other in this life. You are the one who walked with me to the end. As for the other two women you mentioned, they are destined to be just passers-by. You can't change what is destined, and you can't change it. Can't change. The only way to change is if you kill me, or I kill you."
"Enough." I roared angrily: "Do you think I'm so easy to deceive? Fate? What is fate? Fate is a piece of shit. You hurry up, or don't blame me for being rude to you."
I said coldly, and then I grabbed Daoist Ma and prepared to leave.This Qiaoer is so annoying, I don't want to face her again.
"You go." Qiao'er shouted at my back hoarsely: "You will regret it, as long as neither of us dies, we will be together, I will wait, wait for when you recover your memory, Then come with me."
I didn't stop until I was far away, but at this moment, I couldn't hold back anymore.
"Ma Daochang, tell me, is there really a destiny in the world? Could it be that our destiny has been arranged long ago?" I asked.
Daoist Ma looked at me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "I think your opinion is more profound than mine. If I explain it in front of you again, it will be a bit trivial."
"Why do you say that?" I was very surprised: "What is my opinion, Daoist Ma, are you mistaken? I don't seem to have any opinion on this."
"Too modest." Ma Daochang said with a smile: "Didn't you just say that fate is a pile of shit? Your metaphor is very vivid. Fate is like shit. If you step on it, you will be disgusted." Yes. You avoided it intentionally, and I'm glad in my heart."
There was a chill in my heart, and I even wondered if Taoist Ma said this on purpose to disgust me.
Forget it, I don't think so much anymore, the most urgent thing is to invite Ma Daochang to have a good meal, and then ask some of my doubts.
In fact, I have a lot of doubts, such as what is there in the mountain temple?Why is it being rumored so evil?
And this dragon scale, is it really powerful?Can you really draw out the things in the mountain temple?
(End of this chapter)
I can understand the demon star's anger. Originally, in his opinion, the benefits that were certain were certain, but because of Ma Daochang, the situation has turned around. Can he be happy in his heart?
Ma Daochang said with a cheerful smile: "Wherever you come from, I will come from there. But my marksmanship may not be as accurate as yours. Don't look at me pointing at your head, but if I hit you, I may hit your balls." .”
Yao Xing gritted his teeth and cursed: "Old bastard, how dare you insult you!"
"Not only did I dare to insult you, but I also dared to beat you. Do you believe that I will shoot you right away, and then you will become a eunuch?"
Don't look at Daoist Ma who is usually in a daze, but when it comes to critical moments, it really works.
It can be seen that Yao Xing is about to give up, he sneered: "Okay, killing Lao Peng today is also a harvest. I will let you go today, but you wait for me, tomorrow is the latest, you I have to die. Especially you old bastard, the first thing I want to solve is you. "
As soon as the demon star threatened me, I began to feel worried for Daoist Ma. Daoist Ma, a bewildered old man, can still defend against a sneak attack by a high-level black-bellied demon star?I'm really worried about Daoist Ma.
Yaoxing slowly returned to the car, and finally gave me a vicious look before driving away.
After the demon star left, Daoist Ma breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with a pale face: "Oh my god, I was frightened just now..."
I smiled and said to Daoist Ma: "Daoist Ma, thank you so much, you saved our life again."
"Hey, what do you know." Daoist Ma said, "My gun doesn't have a battery installed at all. If he really fights with me, I'm afraid we will all suffer."
"Battery?" My eyes widened. "Master Ma, are you kidding me? I've never heard of anyone's pistol using batteries."
I already had a faint feeling in my heart that the gun in Ma Daochang's hand might just be a toy pistol.
"Hey, you say that you are a young man, why don't you know as much as an old man like me, what is the use of this pistol without batteries? Look, here is where the batteries are installed."
Saying so, Ma Daochang skillfully opened the battery compartment, and as expected, there was no battery in the battery compartment.
My heart also jumped up, Qiaoer and I wandered around from the gate of hell, and then came back again.
I was afraid that the demon star would go and come back, and it would be troublesome if this thing revealed its secrets, so I hurriedly asked Ma Daochang to put the gun away, and warned Ma Daochang repeatedly, never say that the gun has no batteries in front of outsiders.
Daochang Ma smiled and said, don’t worry, if people ask me, I will say that this battery is just bought, and the power is good, which will scare the grandchildren to death.
I was speechless for a while, even now, I still have lingering fears.
"Let's go, Daoist Ma." I said with a smile, "In order to repay you for saving your life, I invite you to dinner."
"I don't need to eat, I like to drink." Ma Daochang said with a smile.
"Okay, okay, drink as long as you drink." I shouted: "Guaranteed to be enough, don't be polite to me, if you are polite to me, I will be in a hurry with you."
"You're welcome, never polite. If I want to drink authentic sorghum wine with 53 degrees, I need to prepare at least two catties." Daoist Ma was as happy as a child.
"Okay, okay." I smiled and nodded: "Three catties is fine, and I don't care about the money."
"stop!"
However, just as Taoist Ma and I were about to leave, Qiaoer suddenly stopped me.
"Uh, what's wrong?" I asked inexplicably.
"Can't go!" Qiao'er said, "I want to make a deal with you."
"What deal are you doing with me?" I looked at Qiao'er inexplicably.
I really want to pee and look in the mirror, do I really look like a businessman?Why are they all scrambling to do business with me?
"The content of the transaction is very simple." Qiao'er said: "First, treat me as your woman, and then I will tell you this soul snake, along with all the secrets I know about Yinpai, including your grandma. thing."
"Secondly, you don't regard me as your woman, and then the two of us will have a fair duel, regardless of life or death. You choose one of the two!"
Qiaoer's expression was very serious, it didn't look like she was joking at all.
And I am a little dumbfounded, what is Qiaoer doing?Looking for a man?Why is it me?
Why have these two options?Doesn't she feel that these two choices are a bit extreme?I looked at Qiao'er speechlessly: "Did you drink too much? Are you kidding me?"
"I'll ask you, choose one or choose two." Qiao'er said, "I hope you don't force me, because you don't know how much I struggled for the first choice. A considerable price has been paid…”
Seeing Qiaoer's aggrieved appearance, I am really in a dilemma.Qiaoer's choice is obviously, either the two of us will become lovers, or the two of us must die.
The relationship between me and Qiao'er showed signs of reunification, but Qiao'er threatened her with her life. I really didn't know what to do.
Daoist Ma said with a smile: "Silly boy, does it need to be said? Of course I chose the first option. Not only is the girl beautiful, but the dowry is also rich enough. Even I was tempted."
Yes, the first choice Qiaoer gave me was indeed very exciting.
However, can I choose shamelessly?
I already have a woman, whether it's Xiaoya or Xiaolingxian, I can't get another woman.And if Qiaoer also knew that there were two of them, Qiaoer would definitely not agree.
What's more, this Qiaoer used to torment me quite a lot, and almost killed me several times. I can't just abandon my two women to be nice to her just because she suddenly wants to be nice to me.
Isn't this ungrateful?It seems that she still regards me as the soft-hearted Wu Daqiang from before.
I smiled and said, "I'm sorry Qiao'er, I already have women, I can't let me give up on them because of your intervention. I don't know if you know them, anyway, they have shared joys and sorrows with me before, I really can't If you are so cruel, if you just abandon them like this, they will definitely die of grief."
Qiaoer said: "I know you blame me in your heart, blame me for treating you badly before, and even almost killed you several times. But you must understand me, if it were you, you would do the same."
I said coldly: "Oh, what is it that makes you have to kill your savior?"
Now Qiao'er is really too eloquent.However, I am no longer the doll who could be fooled by a few words, and I will not be easily fooled by her.
I can't help but miss Qiaoer who I met for the first time.At that time, Qiao'er was just an inexperienced child who didn't know much about the world, and even felt scared when she saw strangers.
But now Qiaoer, what has become?Cruel, treacherous and cunning, she is even on the verge of marrying a man who just fell out... Sigh, time is a butcher's knife.
"Because..." Qiaoer was stopped by my question, and looked at me with a embarrassed expression: "I can't say it, and I dare not say it. Because if you know too much, you may die."
"Haha, do you think it's fun to lie to me?" I laughed out loud.
"Actually, you and I are destined for each other in this life. You are the one who walked with me to the end. As for the other two women you mentioned, they are destined to be just passers-by. You can't change what is destined, and you can't change it. Can't change. The only way to change is if you kill me, or I kill you."
"Enough." I roared angrily: "Do you think I'm so easy to deceive? Fate? What is fate? Fate is a piece of shit. You hurry up, or don't blame me for being rude to you."
I said coldly, and then I grabbed Daoist Ma and prepared to leave.This Qiaoer is so annoying, I don't want to face her again.
"You go." Qiao'er shouted at my back hoarsely: "You will regret it, as long as neither of us dies, we will be together, I will wait, wait for when you recover your memory, Then come with me."
I didn't stop until I was far away, but at this moment, I couldn't hold back anymore.
"Ma Daochang, tell me, is there really a destiny in the world? Could it be that our destiny has been arranged long ago?" I asked.
Daoist Ma looked at me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "I think your opinion is more profound than mine. If I explain it in front of you again, it will be a bit trivial."
"Why do you say that?" I was very surprised: "What is my opinion, Daoist Ma, are you mistaken? I don't seem to have any opinion on this."
"Too modest." Ma Daochang said with a smile: "Didn't you just say that fate is a pile of shit? Your metaphor is very vivid. Fate is like shit. If you step on it, you will be disgusted." Yes. You avoided it intentionally, and I'm glad in my heart."
There was a chill in my heart, and I even wondered if Taoist Ma said this on purpose to disgust me.
Forget it, I don't think so much anymore, the most urgent thing is to invite Ma Daochang to have a good meal, and then ask some of my doubts.
In fact, I have a lot of doubts, such as what is there in the mountain temple?Why is it being rumored so evil?
And this dragon scale, is it really powerful?Can you really draw out the things in the mountain temple?
(End of this chapter)
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