pick up the pussy

Chapter 428
"You're welcome." I said, "When the road is uneven, I just draw my sword to help."

"Don't explain." Pepe said weakly, "You clearly hate me."

I'm speechless, yes, I admit that I really don't want to part with Pepe.

"Is there anything to eat?" Pepe asked.

I quickly took out the steamed buns and pickled cabbage, Pepe's eyes straightened, she grabbed the steamed buns and started eating.I also handed Leng Yun one, and Leng Yun didn't refuse like before, and started to gobble it up after taking it.

"Hey!" Li Jianjian sighed: "You two girls, why are you wandering the rivers and lakes when you have nothing to do, and find a man to marry well. Look at how embarrassed you are, even I feel distressed. "

Leng Yun and Peipei glanced at Li Jianli. Leng Yun didn't say anything, but Pepe's mouth was like a knife: "Don't feel bad, I feel sick myself. Look at your stupid look."

Li Jianli was furious instantly: "You can insult my appearance, but you can't insult my IQ."

Pepe laughed: "Who insulted your IQ, am I insulting your appearance?"

"Hmph, but women and villains are difficult to raise. I'm a gentleman, and I don't talk to women like you." Li Jianli turned his head angrily.

"Tut tsk, tsk tsk, you still look down on me, and I still look down on you! Let me tell you, just like you, you will be a bachelor all your life." Pepe giggled.

"Who said I was destined to be a bachelor? Don't provoke me. If you provoke me, I won't be polite to you." Li Jiancheng's angry face was full of veins.But looking at Pepe again, she looked completely unstoppable: "Okay, come here, I would like to see how a man who does something to a woman seeks his wife."

"You...you are mad at me, I...I am at odds with you, we are irreconcilable." Li Jianli cursed a few words, then walked away angrily.

But I was a little surprised in my heart, because Li Jianli had never made such a big fuss since he was a child. I thought to myself, could this Li Jianli be a fake?

But the feeling he gave me was not fake. I knew it was just my imagination. Li Jianjian couldn't be fake.

I said to Pepe: "Pepe, can you stop being so poisonous? We are friends after all, why make our relationship so stiff?"

Peipei smiled and said, "No, I don't think it's poisonous. I just think it's cute and funny when the kid gets angry. I just want to tease him."

"Really?" I looked at Li Jianli inexplicably, but I looked carefully from four angles, up, down, left, and right, and I didn't see which angle Li Jianli was cute and fun.

"Okay, you two rest here for a while, I will go to Li Jianli to talk about something."

Both Leng Yun and Peipei nodded, while I walked towards Li Jianli.Li Jianli was still angry at the moment, and when he saw me walking up, he even ignored me.

I smiled and patted Li Jianjian on the shoulder: "Okay, don't be so angry, Jianjian, I'll ask you something."

"Wu Daqiang, don't talk about it, just listen to me first. From now on, if you have me without her, or if you have her without me, you can choose for yourself." Li Jianli said angrily: "It's so annoying, I'll invite her to provoke her Now, why do you say I'm ugly?"

I became a little worried, this is a bit difficult to deal with, Li Jianli is angry, how should I persuade him?And that's all he said.

But even if I can't persuade you anymore, I have to persuasion. I smiled and patted Li Jianjian on the shoulder, and said, "Jianjian, don't be angry. In fact, Pepe didn't intend to anger you. Saying that you are cute and fun, it means that Pepe has a crush on you."

Unexpectedly, Li Jianjian really believed it, and asked questioningly: "Really?"

"Ang." I said: "I swear on the reputation of my ancestors, that's what Pepe said just now, saying that you are cute and fun."

"Really?" Li Jianjian really calmed down a lot: "Wu Daqiang, I believe what you said, but what she said just now is really too ugly."

"It's ugly? We are men. If a man doesn't even have this measure, is he still a man?" I persuaded Li Jianli.

After I persuaded him like this, Li Jianjian really calmed down a lot.I was also relieved a lot. Don't look at Li Jianjian's old-fashioned and ruthless words before, and told me a lot of truths, but in fact, he is still a kind and innocent child in his bones. Li Jianjian can believe him with just a few words.

Dealing with such a person is always the easiest.

"Well, I'll just trust you once." Li Jianjian said, "However, tell her not to be so angry with me in the future. I have a bad temper."

I nodded quickly: "Don't worry! I know Pepe, she is not such a mean woman, maybe because she just escaped from the clutches of the devil, she was in a bad mood, so she deliberately contradicted you a few words."

Li Jianli nodded: "Well, I think so too. Actually! I think Pepe is also pretty good, and she looks pretty, but she has a bad temper."

From Li Jianli's tone of voice, I seem to hear something, this kid is a bit interesting to Pepe.I am also happy for Li Jianli. If Li Jianli can really walk with Pepe, I, as a buddy, can be regarded as leading a marriage.

But if I get angry with Li Jianli and let him chase after Pepe, I guess I will become a fairy, and Li Jianli will not be able to catch up, so I decided to help my good buddy.

I smiled and said, "You must be able to sense where there is delicious food on this mountain, right? For example, wild fruits and game or something."

Li Jianli patted his chest: "It's not bragging, just three feet behind your buttocks, there is a rabbit hole, I have already felt it."

"Really?" I was taken aback. Just now I just asked with the attitude of trying it out, but who knew it was true.

I looked for it immediately, and as expected, I grabbed two cute little white rabbits from it.

I smiled slightly: "Come on, it's time for you to perform."

He was still a little embarrassed: "Then why are you so embarrassed? If you want me to think it's better to forget it and talk about it later when the relationship is better, or will she think that I am trying to curry favor with her?"

"Hey, why are you so low in EQ? It's for your own good! Don't be naughty, go and go, don't stand around stupidly. Maybe you can make a final decision today." I encouraged.

"Okay." Li Jianli gritted his teeth for the last time, and nodded in agreement. He took a deep breath, grabbed the two rabbits, and walked straight to Pepe.

When Peipei and Leng Yun saw the rabbit, I clearly saw their eyes light up.Needless to say, I must have seen the rabbit and was hungry again.

But they are girls after all, it's not easy to show desire, and they still have to have the necessary restraint.Besides, Peipei and Li Jianli had a big fight just now, so Dang even pretended to be indifferent.

"For you." Li Jianjian said.

Then Leng Yun and Peipei both looked a little happy, and Pepe reached out to pick it up.

However, Li Jianli had no eyesight, took out two daggers, and stabbed the rabbit's belly hard, and the two rabbits died in an instant.

Both Pepe and Leng Yun were stunned, Pepe's eyes were full of anger and pity.Of course, the anger was built on Lee, and the mercy, belonged to the two rabbits.

I can see it. Pepe said that Li Jianjian was a bachelor, which is probably true.This kid is so blind, even I can tell that Peipei and Leng Yun don't really want to eat rabbits, or simply want to hug.

But now... a big mistake has been made, and this hole cannot be filled.

Poor Li Jianjian is still excitedly dissecting, explaining excitedly while dissecting: "This rabbit meat is delicious only if it is slaughtered and eaten immediately. The best way is to marinate, but we have limited conditions now, so we can't marinate it." , it can only be barbecue."

"Peel off the rabbit skin, and you can see the thick layer of fat inside. Those fat layers are good things, and the meat roasted with the fat layer is the real delicious..."

"Do you eat rabbit eyes? This rabbit eye is also a good thing. It is roasted and crispy, like peanuts..."

"Rabbit brains smell a bit fishy, ​​but if there are peppercorns, putting two peppercorns is also delicious in the world."

Li Jianli was completely immersed in it, and didn't even notice the anger that Leng Yun and Pepe were about to erupt.I was speechless, thinking that after Li Jianjian was enlightened by the old Polygonum multiflorum, his mind didn't become much brighter.

"Li Jianli, I hate you, I hate you for the rest of my life, you are a cruel butcher, I don't want to see you for the rest of my life." Peipei burst into tears: "Little rabbit, cute and poor little rabbit!" .How did the little rabbit provoke you? Why do you want to eat my little rabbit? You pay me the rabbit."

Peipei turned into a shrew in an instant, throwing all her strength and rolling on the ground. Li Jianjian was also dumbfounded and stared at them dumbfounded.It wasn't until now that I finally realized that I had gone in the wrong direction from the beginning.

"It's really hard to serve, I don't want to serve you anymore." After finishing speaking, Li Jianli threw the rabbit meat on the ground angrily, turned his head and ignored the two women.

I couldn't laugh or cry, I thought let's forget it!Even if these two people can barely get together, there will still be a conflict, and I, a matchmaker, will not be able to deal with it.

Shaking my head, I thought to forget it, but I saw that it was getting dark soon, so I should hurry up and do my own business.

I pulled Li Jianli aside, ignoring the pitiful sadness of the two girls.

Li Jianli was afraid that I would give him some bad ideas, so before I opened my mouth, Li Jianli spoke first: "I've made it clear to you, if you want me to please those two women again, just shut up. If the rabbit is not used for food, what else can it be used for? I really doubt that their worldview is different from ours."

I said: "Okay, you, all daughters in the world are like this, and crows in the world are still as black, and Renren will pass."

(End of this chapter)