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Chapter 474 Meeting the Snowman Again
fatty!This title is so joyful, and Si Yuefei is obviously more concerned about this painting at the moment, so he didn't notice the title of unibrow at all.

"Come in." Yizimei said: "There is not much time, they are coming soon."

"How do I get in?" I asked.

"When there is white light later, get into the white light." Yizimei said, muttering words in his mouth, and it didn't take long for the holy white light to emerge again, and Si Yuefei and I quickly got in.

That is, in the blink of an eye, our eyes light up and then return to normal.

When we opened our eyes, we found that we were already standing in the world in the painting, a thatched house surrounded by green water and green hills. A babbling brook.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a paradise.

Even I was shocked by the scene, and I didn't say a word for a long time.

Siyue Fat is not as artistic as I am. He doesn't care about the tranquility of this paradise. On the contrary, he is still a little flustered: "One word eyebrow, why am I a little panicked? When can we go out?"

Yizimei said: "Go out whenever you want, you can go out whenever you want."

Si Yuefei breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, that's good, damn it, this is really not a place for people to stay."

Not a place for people to stay?I really doubt Si Yuefei's aesthetics.

"One word eyebrow, this painting hangs in the bamboo forest like this, isn't it afraid of being discovered by the blood clan?" I asked.

Yizimei smiled and said, "Go, let's talk inside."

Said, Yizimei led us into the thatched house, and then sat at a table.Yizimei skillfully poured water to make tea, and then lit a kerosene lamp.

"Why are you lighting kerosene lamps in broad daylight?" Si Yuefat asked with a smile, "Old man, is there anything you can eat?"

Yizimei smiled: "I never eat."

"Don't eat? Then you must starve to death." Siyue Fatty was taken aback.

"I can't die of hunger." Yizimei smiled: "I will show you what I eat later. They are coming soon, let's hide the landscape paintings as soon as possible."

Saying that, Zizimei closed all the doors and windows of the thatched house, and the room immediately became dark, only a little bit of light brought by the kerosene lamp.

I said, "Where are the landscape paintings?"

"Ashes to ashes to ashes, it stopped where it should have stopped." Yizimei said with a smile.

I nodded thoughtfully.

Soon, we heard the leader's voice: "Damn old thing, how dare you lie to me. When I find you, I will definitely tear you to pieces."

"Search for me, don't let go of any corner. Cut down this bamboo forest for me, and see if they are hiding in the bamboo."

It seemed that the leader was completely enraged, like a shrew swearing at the street, and flew into a rage.

Then there was the sound of the bamboo forest being felled, and finally there was a report. Nothing suspicious was found, and the leader left cursing.

"You're paralyzed, I finally got away with fooling around." Si Yuefei scolded, "I didn't expect people from the blood clan to even dare to betray me."

"Oh!" Said sarcastically with a single eyebrow: "I really feel how important I am in the blood clan. Let me tell you, you are a dispensable role in the blood clan."

"You know what to do." Siyue Fat was unhappy: "If I was dispensable, they wouldn't attach so much importance to me, and dispatched so many experts to hold a sky burial ceremony for me."

Yizimei laughed: "I really don't know myself. The reason why the sky burial ceremony is held in such a grand manner is entirely because you are used to lure Wu Daqiang and the others to appear. Because they are the real protagonists. You are just a little It's just bait."

Siyue Fatty's expression paled for a while: "Okay, old man, you've hit the spot, and I also suspect that they held the sky burial ceremony with such fanfare just to lure snakes out of their dens. Otherwise, they wouldn't have let me know about Granny Huaihua. things of their flesh."

As soon as my grandma was mentioned, I became nervous again, and grabbed Si Yuefat by the collar: "Si Yuefat, tell me, where are my grandma and grandpa's physical bodies?"

Si Yuefei said, "In the base camp of the blood clansmen."

"Big camp of blood clansmen." I gritted my teeth and said, "Bastard bastard, let me wait for the fuck. One day, sooner or later, I will make you all kneel in front of grandma and grandpa and apologize to them."

"Okay." Yizimei said: "Whether you can do this, we will talk about it later. Now, it's your turn to help me."

I asked, "What can you do for me?"

Yizimei said: "Let's go out first, we'll talk after we go out."

After finishing speaking, Yizimei was about to open the door, but I stopped him: "Wait, I can't open the door yet."

"Why?" Yizimei asked me, looking at me inexplicably.

"Because we are not sure whether the other party has really left..." I said.

"Didn't you hear the movement of them leaving just now?" Yi Zimei said.

"I seriously doubt they are cheating us, in fact they did not leave." I said.

Yizimei nodded thoughtfully: "Yeah, you are quite cautious, haha, the kid's future is limitless."

I smiled speechlessly, this old man really knows how to joke.

Sure enough, my guess was correct. Not long after, there was a sound of chaotic footsteps outside, accompanied by the leader yelling: "I'll go to your second uncle's place, I hid it so fucking deep. Hmph , I know you are hiding near here, you wait for me, even if I dig three feet, I have to find you."

I smiled speechlessly, this Xitian man is really a puddle of shit, once it gets on his body, he can't clean it up.

Yi Zimei said in admiration: "Young man, you really have a plan. But it is a fact that we are stuck here, and there is nothing I can do next. It can only depend on the arrangement of fate."

"Where the hell is this painting?" I asked.

"Inside the bamboo tube." Yizimei said.

"Okay!" I said, "I'll go out and lure people away. After I lure them away, you take the opportunity to escape."

I am confident that my escaping skills are still top-notch. If I use all my strength to escape, even the leader may not be able to outrun me.

Yizimei nodded: "It seems that this is the only way to go. Boy, be careful."

I nodded.

Si Yuefei said politely: "Can you do it? If you can't, I will do it instead."

"Okay, come on." I said unceremoniously, I just hate Si Yuefei's hypocritical appearance.

Si Yuefei was stunned for a while: "Uh, I'm just talking casually, and besides, you trust me so much, do you think I can outrun those Xitian people?"

I gave Si Yuefat a disdainful look: "I knew you were just pretending. That's enough, you all have the right time, one eyebrow, let me out first, I'll be waiting for you twenty miles to the west."

"Okay!" Yizimei said: "However, if you are caught by them, I'm afraid there is nothing I can do."

"Don't worry." I said, "My ability to escape is still top-notch, so you don't have to worry about that."

Seeing that I am full of confidence and my unibrowed eyebrows feel relieved, I opened the door, and then there was a bright light in front of my eyes, and I opened my eyes again, and I have already appeared in the world of Xitian.

"I found it, I found it." I clearly heard many Xitian people screaming loudly.

Find your sister!I cursed, and immediately attracted everyone's attention, then I used the technique of locust walking, and ran towards the west direction as much as I wanted.

"Chasing, chasing me!" The leader immediately jumped into a rage when he saw me, and ordered everyone to chase in my direction.

I just ran forward blindly, I really don't believe it, the secret technique I invoked, can't run away from their gang of barbaric Xitian people.

How could the leaders be my opponents, so I quickly got rid of them.I don't know how long I ran, but I vaguely saw a big snow mountain in front of me.

I frowned, feeling that something was wrong with this snow mountain.This place has gradually entered the scope of spring, and there has been no trace of heavy snow, everything is recovering, and vegetation is sprouting...

Why did a snow mountain suddenly appear here?
I stepped forward cautiously, and when I saw this, I was shocked.

This is not a hill, it is simply that huge snowman.At this moment, it is sitting on the ground with its back facing me. Doesn’t it look like a towering hill from a distance?

I can imagine the shock that this 'little snow mountain' brought to me. I turned around and prepared to escape.

But what I didn't expect was that as soon as I turned around, the little snow mountain noticed me and smashed down with a punch, hitting the ground around me, the ground trembled wildly, and I almost fell down without standing still on the ground.

"What do you want to do?" I looked up at the hill with fear on my face.

Anyone who sees such a huge monster standing in front of him will feel scared, right?

The snowman looked at me eagerly, and a female voice suddenly appeared in my mind: "You have the breath of a unicorn, have you had contact with it?"

I was taken aback. I didn't expect the snowman to speak the Central Plains dialect: "Are you talking about the purple unicorn?"

I suddenly remembered the thing that Ziqilin dared not pass in front of the snow mountain, and I thought that Ziqilin and the snowman have a relationship?Before you figure out the relationship between the two, it's better not to admit it indiscriminately.

I decided to tap and tap first: "Excuse me, what is the relationship between you and Zi Qilin?"

"What's the relationship? Huh!" Snowman snorted coldly: "That heartless man secretly cheated on me while I was hibernating. What do you think I have to do with him?"

I understood right away, no wonder Zi Qilin dared not cross the snow mountain, it turned out to be because of 'fear of internal affairs'.

But it's strange to say that you said that a purple unicorn and a snowman are in a relationship... I really don't know how shocking the scene was when they had a relationship.

(End of this chapter)